Good call. I'll be posting later.

>>3322
burning one right now lads.

I don't see why not. One left

Got everything I need for a few more right here. Watching Misfits, going to get drink and sandwich, and going to wake up at 7am for my 10am tomorrow, so I get 2 hours to doze.

Safe lads, have a good one.

Made some lovely stereotypical brownies yesterday. Gonna chomp on them before Arcade Fire on Wednesday; it'll be a good night.

guys.. guys i just found out The active ingredient in Chinese Bird's nest soup is saliva.
I mean... wowh.
*tokes away*

>>3328

Soup has "active ingredients" ? I thought it was just soup

>>3329
I font understand it either, I'm still all Wowh saliva, Wowh active ingredients and at the same time I'm craving chinese as well now

>>3329
Soup is pretty active mate

can we have a rolling competition? ive always wanted to see how others roll across the world and see their endeavours... ratemyspliff.com?

>>3334

What, just taking pictures and whatnot? Smokability won't be a factor then, I'm guessing.

Rolling's so satisfying :)

>>3335
well like, its not a joint if you cant you smoke it.. I do love skining up... im rather artistic with my roaches....
ill upload some in a mo'.

so these first two are mine, the roach is a tight clockwise spiral - im proud of how tidy my rolling is.

sorry about the quality - phone camera.

>>3338
I don't think I could roll one that looked that neat but still smoked well. I'd feel a bit ashamed with how messy they are compared to that.

~I have to appluad your roach to joint ratio, and a very smooth roll. What was your skin method? I enjoy the 2 skin/another skins' gum combo...

>>3339
its easy to do, just use as least movement as possible...
>>3340
aaah i can roll a three small small skin which is simmilar to that: the one above is one single large OCB and some rizla card.
I have become almost zen with the rolling, using as few movements as possible the roll is more of a fold and im usually done in less then 30 seconds from fresh rizla to sitting on the side waiting for my cup of tea.
i fucking love skining up me.

I use a much looser roach; just some torn up flyer. I find unless you're using hash, hot rocks obviously aren't a problem.
A nice soft rolling tobacco makes for a lovely smooth toke, and it's not all loose and flaking apart as you would expect from straights.
The damp quality of the tobacco also means when the green's very dry and powdery, it sticks to it.
I like to put the tobacco and ground weed onto a flat surface then mix it up with a card, so none of the powder is lost sticking to my fingers, and it also gives you a much better mix, canoe/side-burning is never a problem like this.
Lastly, I never twist the end unless I'm pre-rolling for some occasion. It just compacts the tip and doesn't light so evenly.

>>3342
awesome. so do you use dove tails at all? ive always done the mix on a board, its hard to imagine some one not.

today I ran out of OCB's - and - it being a nightmare to get outside - I decided to document my three small skin rolling technique.

you will need three rizla, a piece of roach, and the usual substances.

>>3343
lick one of them down the fold and split like so

>>3344
stick them together like the picture on the left.

>>3345
and add the spare as illustrated, this can take a little practice.

>>3346
add a new fold in the shape you wish to achive, never more then half way up the far side.

>>3347
make your roach, however you like, ive gone clockwise again.

>>3348
roll and fold and lick. jumped forward a bit for fear of the rath of the mods.

its not pretty but its a pretty easy way skining up when you have no large rizla laying about.

>>3349
What do you mean by dovetails? I'm pretty sure multi-posting's okay, it's not spam. I have a different method for smaller skins but I'll wait until I have anything to put in them first.

>>3331
soup
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11981666

>>3351
Fancy.
http://www.brianmung.com/films.htm

How the fuck do you smoke a blunt? It wont stay lit whenever ive tried. They havnt 'canoed', they just go out and leave a big black bit on the end thats burnt on the outside but still usable on the inside. Ive been picking them apart and eating whatever i can but it tastes like fucking ash.
I dont want to smoke with tobacco because it makes me sick as hell.

>>3356
Are you using a blunt wrap? Normal papers burn way to fast for a weed only joint.

>>3356
Do you have a decent grinder? I never had a problem with even cheap-o cig papers: roll it fairly thin (I end up around half to 3/4 cig thick at the roach end, around cig-thick at the other), continuously smoke (it's not one to leave on for five minutes and then come back to without re-lighting) and you should be golden.

>>3357
Doing it wrong lad.

Lads, I have a problem. I can't roll joints outside because of the wind and whenever I do try it, it becomes as loose as a northern girl on the lash. How do you guys roll up when you're outside?

>>3360
Have you tried facing away from the wind to give cover?

>>3360
this sounds crazy when i type it out but I lay the rizla in my right hand, make the mix in my left, kinda... put my hands together so the rizla is on the bottom and sorta make a bowl with my hand with the rizla and mix in it... then I sort out the placement of the mix and then.. roll it..

>>3360

If you want to do a tight roll, just roll it tightly; try to keep the roach inside while you roll the two sides of the rizla around the mix, compacting it and making it thinner. Roll the near edge down as far as possible, quite evenly down the joint, then awkwardly shuffle your fingers and thumbs until you can roll the rest of the rizla around the mix. It should happen quite easily.

*Calling this out as a terrible explaination.

How likely is this to work if I add an eighth and split it between two people?

Smoked a lot of weed, but never tried any edibles.

This seemed like by far the easiest option. (See pic)

>>3364
it would work, but not very well and would be wasteful. you should make cannabutter:
http://www.420magazine.com/forums/420-kitchen/37701-cannabutter-7-easy-steps.html

and cook with that to get the highest/most out of your weed.

>>3364
I had chunk of hash about a year ago (random cheap-ish stuff, so I didn't feel like I was risking much were it to go wrong). Using a similar recipe to the one in your picture (3ts each of sugar, chocolate powder, milk, flour, 2ts of butter and egg, prepared in the microwave like yours), though I dissolved the hash in the butter first (bowl with butter/hash floating in a pan with boiling water for around 15 minutes with frequent stirring).

The result was… ok, I guess. I wouldn't waste good stuff on it.

>>3350
dovetails are a way of skinning up that requires no roach, it creates like a little box at the roach end... i cant find any pictures of it online and have only seen it done like 4 times... i need to learn how to do it as its pretty dammed impressive.
sorry it took so long - I was moving house.

>>3370
For hash a backrolled moroccan filter is the only way. accept no substitutes.

>>3371
care to do some instructions on how?

smoking for santa!

>>3373
im smoking for His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, and Elect of God.
Jah. Rastafari.
pic related: its him and a rather stoned looking churchill.

I'm about to smoke a pretty standard joint, I was hoping if someone can recommend me a nice film to watch while stoned?

>>3375

inception

>>3375

'A Scanner Darkly'.

Reefer Madness

We've got through about 7g tonight, still going.

>>3379

That's not 'soap', is it? If it is, repent - for your own sake.

>>3381
Fuck off

>>3382

You can see the bits of tractor tyre in it when you enlarge the picture. Eeeh. Kids today.

oh man. Anyone know some good music to lsiten to while stoned. Shit im listening to EVE music now and its blowing my mind.

>>3384
bolt thrower. sleep. electric wizard. kyuss. shit like that man.

>>3386
I listened to pink floyd, the classic. Holy christ the whole time i was thinking of a huge conspiracy theory. It actually scared me a bit.

I was in bed with my eyes closed listening to The Dark Side of the Moon and i was watching a film play in my head. Then i thought "what if this is subliminal messaging?" All of the songs have different parts. They generally start with a slow heart beat sound that gets you 'in sync' (is that spelt right?) then it starts with the flowy stuff to make sure youre really hooked in, then it comes out with this window of suggestive sounds and shit. Brainwashing with these instrumental bars of sound, then it cuts out and the normal song is back.

I thought "who would have enough money for the research to make this possible? It cant be pink floyd or their record company. IT must be something higher".

Basically i came to the conclusion that The New World Order are trying to brainwash us by implanting subliminal messages, using ground breaking bands as a front. We are more susceptible to it while stoned.

The New World Order are producing and distributing weed and allowing illegally grown weed to go under the radar so their brainwashing can reach more people. Cash for them and they have millions of sleeping agents (excuse the bad terminology) ready to do their bidding at the click of their fingers.

I mean, i cant believe that Pink Floyd constructed these songs themselves. The album leads you through a story. The begining of Time seems too well timed, it forces you to 'wake up' and come out of your high so you can get up and think about what just happened. Then by the time the chiming clocks are over you've started to drift back into another high and that familiar heart beat baseline comes in to draw you back in.

They couldnt have done it themselves. There must be something greater behind it.

The worst part for me was during The Great Gig in the Sky (i think, at least). The one where theres a lnog section of a presumably black woman singing OOOOs and AAAAHs wuite nicely but then she starts screaming the song in a horrible way. The whole time i think i must have been fucking my bedsheets but as soon as she made the wailing sounds i was shitting myself though fear. All i could think was "shes missed her chance to climax and now shes trying to fake it. Its telling me how horrible porn is and how disgusting we human are' and stuff like that. I dont know how that ties in with The New World Order bit.

Anyeway, im pretty scared to listen to the album again now. I know its unlikely that there are no music based conspiracies.. but i want to believe. Besides, it would make an interesting modern RPG game.

>>3387
Bro. You must be sooooo high.

I'm not reading all that shit. I got up to the bit where you were listening to dark side of the moon and then I got bored.

>>3384
i always like a bit of the stone roses or the world of twist when having a smoke, then when im off to bed, nothing beats a little bit of the orb.

Anyone ever been to Amsterdam and got any good Hotel recommendations? Group of lads, so don't care too much about quality. No hostels.

Kid Cudi is great when high.

Try - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ceBDlxtKg0

Or - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deeyrmw9jyQ (really 90s)

>>3391
Mate just have a look online. asking for hotels in a big city is like going to a supermarket and asking for a packet of cheese.

You're going to end up with gorganzola if you carry on like that.

>>3393

Fair point, mostly just laziness on my part I suppose.

try this when high.

http://www.liveforthefunk.com/2011/01/jakwob-smokers-delight-mixtape-vol-1/

I'm in love with Mary Jane.

>>3408
https://www.youtube.com/v/lg263dzOn3Q
"she likes to spread her love and turn your head arou-rou-rou-roundddd"

>>3395
Thanks for that, I had a great night with that in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/v/V7QYjTM-2_4

Tonight is pseudo-intellectual hip-hop and Liszt night.

https://www.youtube.com/v/IsNNW_SnOgY

https://www.youtube.com/v/z36aWM3jYT8

Enjoying the Liszt.

https://www.youtube.com/v/dS5ZpNVkvX8
https://www.youtube.com/v/nBEZWyYyhHI
(Cudi is great whilst high)

https://www.youtube.com/v/OKSfgMKw84Q

currently high and listening to this. in fact just as i type this it ended. i'm gonna go watch 24.

Hello from surreyfags!

>>3473
ahoy there!
another surryfag here :)

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face...

With stars to fill my dream.

I am a traveller of all time and space...

To be where I have been.

https://www.youtube.com/v/eKtfjsonPFE

>>3473

Richard??

Well I gotta say it's dissapointing to see this thread not have moved since the last time I posted here blazed out of my mind.

You all need to go watch Terminator by the way, it's motherfucking awesome. And preferably read Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" immediately after.

>>3322
get stoned and watch all 3 of these movies. they are scary enough sober.

>>3322

I advise anyone not to get stoned and watch this film alone in a dark room

>>3322

Quick question, how does anyone function whilst high? This fucking message took me to much energy.

>>3536

Forgive me for being presumptuous (however you spell that), but do you smoke up often?

It's like anything, you get used to it the more experiene you have. I know the first few times I got high I just sat there spacing the fuck out, usually before throwing up. I know what you mean in that case.

>>3520
https://www.youtube.com/v/jqxENMKaeCU

>>3322

I literally only just got the 'we got green' line from the Supergrass song Feel Alright.
Mate.

>>3322

The homeless guy begging for change from the film Walk Hard also stars in the same role in UHF.

>>3556
Oh shit, of course!

So someone on 420chan said it would be good to microwave some weed in a glass of milk for a minute and a half.
Any thoughts? I'm just about to drink it.

>>3624
I put nesquick in it and definitely felt something.

Some Purp Kush from Amsterdam, just got back.

>>3649
How is it?

>>3624
I read somewhere that weed in the microwave destroys the THC or something. Dunno if it's true or not.

>>3655
Time to use science! Seperate two joints of the same stash, microwave one, and the other is the control. See if the high changes.

>>3656
Back to /lab/ /boo/ with your madness lad!

>>3655
nah m8 it was good

I recommend this if you want something to do with your stalks!

>>3656
Thats not very scientific, you need it to be double blind, and have a decent ammount of people.

>>3659

rubbish. Smoke them both and see if you get as stoned as just smoking one of them. You don't need to be blind if you roll them the same way.

>>3667
You need someone else to make the joints, from the same 8th. They should know which one is which, but you shouldn't. You should take them on consecutive days, and attempt to rate you highness quantitatively.
This should be repeated a minimum of five times. Avoid trying to guess which joint you smoked.

Do a statistical test, 10% significance should be appropriate if you are using a scale of 1-10.

>>3674

Getting someone else to make them is a good idea but don't smoke them on consecutive days. Smoke them with about a 5min break or back to back if they aren't strong enough. Then draw a picture about how you're feeling. With crayons.

Thought this thread needed a bump.

Anyway, I find myself listening to Master of Puppets for the first time in years. It's really a good album, I know a lot of people hate it because it's so cliche by now... But still.

Probably some psychological shit to analyse there. I dunno. I overthink things while I'm high. And I am quite.

Let this thread have life! Or don't tell me, nobody here gets stoned anymore?

>>3925

I think like a stoned person without being high. It's a bit ridiculous, really.

But I love being stoned because I never get depressed when I'm baked.

https://www.youtube.com/v/VrDfSZ_6f4U

Yes.

>>3925
I think I have greater empathy when I am high, I keep on imagining what my life would be like as other people, from people in Somalia (I was watching Black Hawk Down) to posh Eton kids.

Mildly stoned listening to old swing music.
Lovely.

https://www.youtube.com/v/WQBQMklZ1aM

Anyone here supporting CLEAR?

I don't really care for single issue party politics but at least they're getting in edgeways everywhere they see misinformation.

I think it's pretty fortunate we live in a time with anesthesia and the Internet.

https://www.youtube.com/v/I-TsKzuC7C4

Duh duh duh duh Buh buh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-49xPcs1YE

Nah lads, you've gotta give this a try.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uim2jZHZ3YU

>>3937

Bong first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7J6xlGnvPw

I advise you all to listen to this song next time you're really high. I mean really high, so that you're experiencing everything as some kind of profound revelation.

It's great.

https://www.youtube.com/v/4wPjjDQsFSo

>>3957

Why, past self. It's a good job you stopped by, your advice is most wise.

I find myself listening to a link I posted only a day earlier.

(Sage for kinda pointless post, but I've already typed it so...)

Lads.

Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke toward the riff-filled land

Proceeds the Weedian, Nazareth

Creedsmen roll out across the dying dawn
Sacred Israel Holy Mountain Zion
Sun beams down on to the Sandsea reigns
Caravan migrates through deep sandscape

Lungsmen unearth the creed of Hasheeshian
Procession of the Weed Priests to cross the sands
Desert Legion Smoke-Covenant is complete
Herb bails re-tied onto backs of beasts

Arise ...the Son of the God of Israel
Jordan River flows on evermore
Bathe in glow of sunlight's beating rays
They feel so lost and burned through our days

Stoner Caravan emerge from sand sea
Earthling inserts to chalice the Green Cutchie
Groundation soul finds trust upon smoking hose
Assembled Creedsmen rises prayer-filled smoke
Raise up seer's Holy Prophecy
Lets down on years of sun now feeds
Seed of Eden fall on them ten fold
Onward Caravan prepare new bong

Weed-Priests...rite (indecipherable?)
Judgment soon come to Mankind
Green Herbsmen serve rightful king
Hemp seed Caravan carries

The molten fire flowed up toward Zion
Flight of the Nazarene to seek the Cheribum
Rides out Believer with the spliff aflame
Marijuanaut escapes Earth to cultivate

Grow-Room is church temple of the new stoner breed.
Chants loud robed priest down on to the freedom seed.
Burnt offering redeems, completes smoked deliverance.
Caravans stoned deliverance.
The Caravan holds to Eastern Creed, now smokes believer.
The Chronicle of the Sensimillian.

Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke toward the riff-filled land
Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke.... Jerusalem

https://www.youtube.com/v/24pOo5htg9E

the note is not what it seems, look out to the east for it grows stronger and hungrier

Is it just me that'd be mad if I paid for a quarter and got this?

lolcontinuity

https://www.youtube.com/v/epIDvFAn9EU

So, quite high, and about to set off to a festival.

Life is good. I fucking hate trains though.

>>4010

Why so? I hate the pressure of having to get all your shit ready for your stop, especially if it's packed, but I find the journey itself incredibly relaxing. I've had both baked and drunk train journeys before and I enjoyed them immensely. I did start singing to myself when I was drunk though...but I was the only one in the carriage and it wasn't loud, so it's probably ok.

Well I'm currently baked as fuck and listening to Miles Davis.
I feel like I'm in Cowboy Bebop.

>>4011

If the trains were relatively quiet then I would agree with you.

However when they are as incredibly busy as they were both ways of this journey... That's why I hate trains. Plus not being able to smoke for hours, which normally isn't a problem, but when I'm as stressed as I am travelling by rail it's a nightmare.

That and I had some very, very good bud with me, so was naturally paranoid.

http://ukcia.org/wordpress/?p=881

Nice new summary of an NHS report.

>>4048
Do you think we'll see any steps towards legalising cannabis in our lifetime?

>>4049
Baby steps, but if history has taught us anything then people, for whatever reason, reverse their position on cannabis when they turn 40 so I wouldn't hold my breath for the oft-foretold "generational shift".

>>4050

Fair comment, but I think that the deciding factor may be the superabundance of home growing operations - in short, the potential revenue.

>>4011
I don't like train journeys while baked, I get a bit paranoid as to whether people are staring at me and secretly laughing, although I just stick my headphones in and pretend I am an alien viewing human landscapes and interaction. The worst is when you had done an all night session and taking the train home in the morning when all the functioning members of society are on their way to work and giving your red eyes judgmental stares.

It pisses me off when it starts raining, right as you're trying to have a nice casual spliff.

Fuck it. I think I'll just sit here and listen to Metallica all day. Their early stuff, obviously. Metallica are my default bands when I can't decide between crazy shit like Coroner and Voivod for some reason, just fuck that and put on good old Metlicker.

TRIP blunts by juicy - fucking lovely, best blunt I've ever had...

Also got some watermelon ones at a shop I saw in Ramsgate, looking forward to trying these out.

And 3 roach books for £1? Lovely, sorted for roach until I die.

I'm really really high right now. Everything is fucked up.

>>4066

Good on you chap.

I aim to be also. Which probably means I need to get off my arse and roll a spliff. And then watch Cube.

Holy shit. Scariest situation ever. I am at my parents house since I am poor.

Post >>4073 is mine, so obviously I was skinning up.

Fucking parents walk through the door. Pissed out of their heads, shouting about shit.

Holy fuck. Crazy rush to a) finish rolling and b) fucking tidy up all the fucking gange and shit motherfuck. Put everything away, and greet the parents nonchalantly because I totally wasn't just rolling a joint.

Anyway still somked up and watched the movie. Good times.

>>4074
What the fuck? Unless you're worried your parents would kick you out for smoking in their house, I'm wondering what your problem is.

>>4075

What else would it be?

>>4075

Yeah I'd have most certainly been kicked out. I have very intolerant folks.

It was like a flashback to being a teenager about to get caught smoking for the first time or something.

>>4076
Caring what his parents thought.

the film reminds me of a dinosor when i grow up i want to be a hippo :)

>>4119
I wish I lived your life.

Holy shit. I never realised Lord Of The Rings was so interesting.

I've just realised I've spent the last hour reading about Morgoth and Sauron. There's a picture on Sauron on the LOTR wiki from the First Age, when he still had a normal human appearance. I mean woah, that's cool.

>>4158

The creation song sequence will interest you more.

I like this.
https://www.youtube.com/v/F3U6PI8xW2c

>>4177

I like how he just gets crowned king, and then is just like "And now a song."

I wish that instead, after his solemn speech, Gimli and Legolas would jump up to play the bass and drums, while Aragorn whips out an electric guitar as Gandalf's pyrotechnics erupt from the stage.

>>4178
Reading this high, my mind went off into some tangent about Gimli and Legolas being some sort of Drum & Bass duo act, peforming in dinghy clubs in Bristol all sniffed up.

Everybody who read the above post imagined Gimli as a drummer

>>4188

I imagined them performing 'all by yourself'. Legolas manages to ape the original perfectly.

>>4178
It was an oath but Quenya is a very melodic language, a lot of it is like singing, reminds me of Farsi. And I was wondering, how does one keep a small tenbag of weed fresh, I have it in a plastic baggy but I need to keep it till Friday and I don't want it drying out. Suggestions?

>>4197

Put it into a vacuum.

>>4197

Smoke it and buy more?

I empathise with you however, I have very scant contacts when it comes to acquiring bud and thus have to make it last. I find simply sealing it up in a multitude of bags suffices, though I've heard mad tales of freezing ganja to keep it fresh and so on.

>>4199
Can't do that, I very luckily ran into a dealer on my road but I was so pissed I got his number down wrong and have no weed till I find him again. I'm also a poor cunt so I just wrapped it in a few bags and I heard freezing it can make the THC crystals harden and then break off. Nothing wrong with weed that's a bit dry though.

Got some wacky chiesel from a dealer just the other day.

It tastes, smells and smokes like the stuff I had in Dam.

I'm very happy.

SMOKING A FAT BONG RIP FOR YOU LADM8S.

My mate happened to find a 20s next to his mum's handbag this morning. (Sounds like we're just the kind of people from Jeremy Kyle I know, but I assure you, it's completely different. We're respectable individuals.)

Naturally, we're disposing of it in a safe and perfectly legal manner.

Got some lovely Thai Stick! The real deal, import! ;D

Getting some nice Dutch powerplant in from Amsterdam courtesy of the "deep web". £6 a gram!

>>4213
How much is postage and packaging?

>>4203
chisel is the slang for cocaine, not cannabis.

also "FAT BONG RIP" - are you Californian or something m8?

I'm gonna go chuff sum puff in a bit

Didn't think it was worth a new thread...

Last Sunday as I was on my way to the laundrette
looking a bit like a homeless person (huge backpack, couldn't be arsed with shoes so wearing flip flops and none to sober over all) two chaps walked up to me, opened a plastic bag with a box of lemsip in there asking me if I wanted to buy it. Busy road near a pub with people milling around, so I doubt they were trying to mug me or anything.

Was that some code for drugs I don't know about, is there a roaring trade in counterfeit lemsip or were they just two disturbed individuals?

Anyone have any insight?

Right lads, I need your help. What are some suitable replacements for tobacco in a spliff, I've ran out and I'm too broke to go buy a packet of fags. Do you think it would be allright if I ripped up bits of Rizla and rolled it with that, or is it just a stupid idea?

>>4222

Christ, I'd rather go pick up ends on the pavement and use that then smoke a spliff consisting of paper. Terrible idea.

With your obvious disregard for health why not just use a can?

>>4217

They might have thought you were looking a bit peaky so they tried to middle man you some medicine...


>>4223

I've gone and scraped up bits of tobacco that had fallen inside the pocket of the jacket I keep cigarettes in but it had lots of hairs and some of the tobacco was very dark with age. Hopefully it won't taste bad enough to make me vomit.

I'm terrible at making things, last time I tried to make a pipe, I ended up wasting a full scores. I should learn though, Youtube makes it look dead easy.

>>4222

Why do you even roll it with tobacco anyway? It's disgusting.

>>4230
Agreed. Ruining perfectly good weed by sprinkling with brown toxic death shavings is tantamount to treason.

>>4230
>>4234

Whenever I've made a joint out of weed only, it had tasted awful, kept on going out so I had to light it up again, didn't get me very high and it's pretty expensive. I would have thought that a joint made out of weed only would get me just as high as a 2 joints made with tobacco, but this wasn't the case for me, might be a placebo, I dunno or perhaps my joints weren't thin enough.

I don't like tobacco though, I would smoke it with those herbal blend things but I'm not really bothered to order them, it's far easier to get a couple fags off of someone when I do smoke a spliff.

>>4237

I like to stuff an entire twentybag into a Rizla slim king size paper, roll it up and smoke the entire thing in half an hour.

>>4237
Fag baccy in spliffs tastes awful to me. I smoke rollies myself, and it makes me feel sick for some reason. Because it's unfiltered I guess. Hand rolling baccy like GV, AL, whatever, is fine though... Had a spliff made with lambert... was nearly spewing.

joints > blunts, if you don't like baccy, smoke bongs.

>>4259

Soz weedmaster.

Hello weed people.

I tried weed for the first time(s) a couple of nights ago and last night. Smoked 3 joints between 3 people the first night, and 1 between 4 last night.

I should preface this by saying I have never smoked before, so I'm new to this lark.

Basically I really didn't feel anything much. The first night I felt slightly more chilled than usual, and my head felt very slightly funny, but that's about it.

Seeing as how people bang on about weed a lot, I'm pretty sure I wasn't high in the slightest and I'm doing something wrong. I was inhaling the smoke, but not particularly deeply - I didn't take it all the way down into my lungs, that felt a bit funny and made me cough a lot when I tried it, but I could breathe the smoke out of my nose, which the people who I was smoking with said indicated I was doing it right.

So weedlads, advice for a newchap on how to smoke properly and actually get high would be appreciated.

>>4270
You have to take it down, you will cough the first few times thats normal, have fun.

>>4270

You need to inhale it into your lungs, which is counter-intuitive at first because your lungs are saying "wtf that isn't air" so you'll have to overcome that instinct somehow. Oh and ignore people who "bang on about weed a lot" - they're generally fucking terrible people. Don't become one of them.

>>4271>>4272

Could be complete bollocks but Ive heard that holding it in doesn't actually make much difference as you absorb all the THC within the first few seconds or something. Like I say that may well be bullshit as from experience it does seem like it gets you more fucked up.

>>4270

I'd say either smoke more or better gear, or if you want to get stupidly stoned use a bong.

Alright, cheers lads. I'll give it a go.

>>4270
Try a french inhale. That way you will definitely get it into your lungs. If you inhale fully, the coughing will stop after a few puffs. If you don't half ass it the smoke will go down far easier, it's when you keep it in your throat that you'll start coughing.

You can breathe smoke out of your nose without inhaling properly, by the way.

>>4277
I tend to take a drag then continue to breath in normally afterwards, that seems to ensure that I get the hit of the whole fruit.

I've never tried weed, but I dreamt I had a whole bag of it the other night. I'd already enjoyed a joint by the time I realised that it didn't look like weed at all, but rather fern clippings. I tripped up my inexperienced imagination in my own dream.

>>3379
Soap bar! Aint had any in yeaarrs I never thought I'd be saying this but I'm sick of skunk can I have my squiggy back please?

>>4273
I was once told that it has more to do with lack of oxygen while holding your breath than it does the bud.

>>4281
Tell me about it.
Skunk was rare and could only get rocky, now rocky is rare and can only get skunk.
Saying that though, last time I tried rocky I felt like a panic attack was coming on.

Don't think I've seen soap bar since ~2002.

Not all that bothered, actually. The little bits of plastic bag used to worry me a bit, I mean what the fuck else was in that shit?

>>4286
thats re-press by the sounds of it.

https://www.youtube.com/v/ZCC1puOWa3k

>>4283

Only a few days ago I was thinking how attitudes to different types of canna have changed.
When I started smoking in the early 90's everyone wanted solid, herbal was looked down upon, only to be smoked in the event of a solid drought - the opposite appears to be true these days.
Annoyingly, at least in the area I live in, all solid is deemed as soapbar, irrespective if it is quality resin or manky soap.

Thai sticks - are they still brought into this country in any quantity?

>>4277
What in the name of Christ is a 'French inhale'?

>>4326
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=french%20inhale

>>4323
I think a big part of it was when you ended up buying grass, it would have been a quarter to a third bits of stem, leaves and fuck knows what else manner of green matter. It generally tended to be the stuff that wasn't pressed, into hash, just leftovers. Either that or the grower wanted to get rid of it sharpish and didn't want to go through sieving and pressing it.

The past 10 years or so has seen the growth of "skunk" and other high yield high THC rich strains come through. Especially with the boom of home hydroponic growers. I remember a few years back a mate getting some solid for me for him come back with some lovely moroccan gold, for under a tenner an eighth. All because his dealer didn't have a clue what it was and "nobody wants soapbar anymore".

Not worth a new thread, but why whenever I do MDMA does my stomach try and get it back up after a certain while? I'll sort of heave for a minute or so, and even if I don't throw up, (which I've only done once out of the six times its happened), I feel fine and dandy from there onwards.

To be honest it's a bit scary thinking about it.

Anyone else spending their christmas nice and toasted?

I had fun getting home last night; as all journeys when you are stoned, it was like a quest to fucking Mordor. Two busses through the city centre, where the police were out in force and the drunken chavs even more so, and a huge detour to avoid a muddy field, but finally I got home, and don't have to worry about a thing for at least three days.

I forsee beer, ganja and videogames. It shall be fun.

>>4335
I know what you mean, MDMA does that to me sometimes, but I think for me it's the sensation of coming up that makes me feel queasy. It could be having a strange effect on your digestive system?

Making me throw up when first coming up is usually a sign of a good batch of pills.

>>4335
>>4340

Same thing used to happen to me when I did it. Only ever used to do it outside, but it permanently put me off ever doing it indoors in case I threw up. I'd vomit occasionally, probably wasting a good tenner's worth in the process, but ordinarily I'd distract myself by sticking my head in a bassbin.

Then I grew up and realised there was more to life than intoxication.

>>4344

>Then I grew up and realised there was more to life than intoxication.

Phft, get a load of this guy.

>>3322

I wish i could find a picture of my 18 inch spliff.

>>4349

I tried something like that once, it was shit, it kept on going out, I needed another guy to hold it and I couldn't really pull on it properly. Perhaps me and my friends rolled it wrong, but it just seems like a terrible waste of weed to me.

>>4351

Ours went ok we used rizla wraps. Didn't "beach" or anything. Took 3 hours to smoke it though, mainly because we all fell asleep for an hour half-way through...

Only thing i found it with, was you had to be careful how it was held, because despite doubly reinforcing the roach end, it still could barely support its weight.

I think my mind becomes way too open when I'm baked.

The other night I figured out time travel (it's to do with our 4th dimensional shape, maaan. It's like, paradoxes can happen when your 4d shape allows you to exist in both timespaces at once...), and a while ago I concluded that we are all immortal due to the nature of quantum mechanics and individual perception of conciousness.

By contrast, most of my mates just giggle at shit that isn't funny and find Pink Floyd slightly more appealing than normal.

I need some psychedellics.

>>4355

Yeah, I do this when I'm sober. It's shit. Imagine having those thoughts all the time. I've got like 100 drafts on my phone of various vague concepts written in shorthand that I can barely decipher a few weeks later. Problem is I can't elaborate on any of them because I'm a student and so everyone will just discard me as an absolute twat and not the blatant reincarnation of Marcus Aurelius that I am ;)

>>4355

>a while ago I concluded that we are all immortal due to the nature of quantum mechanics

Funnily enough, this is a real thing and is called Quantum Suicide.

>>4358

Well holy shit. BRB, Wikipedia.

Fuck's sake lads, every cunt is dry. I hate times like this, I was intent on spending the evening chilled and high, not sober and bored.

... Am I desperate enough to crush up stalks?

>>
Will probably give you a bit of a headache. Just take it as an opportunity for a tolerance break, that's what I tell myself everytime I can't get any bud for any reason. If you really want you could do a little research into a historical network of interlinking trade routes across the Afro-Eurasian landmass that connected East, South, and Western Asia with the Mediterranean and European world, as well as parts of North and East Africa.

>>4416
Put the stalks into vodka as soon as you've stripped them. It removes the urge to smoke those extra carcinogens and the thc in there might dissolve into the vodka

>>4416

before you go that far, turn your keyboard upside down and give it a shake. If you separate the lint from the weed, you can get yourself a couple of economical spliffs out of it.

I've tried weed three times, the first time I was 16 and had a couple tokes, but was scared of having a "whitey"
Second time I had a joint, no real effect on me, and was definitely inhaling.
Third time was the same as the third.

>>4423
Have you ever had a hangover? Whities are far less unpleasant and far shorter lasting than them. Half an hour at most maybe, fresh air sorts you out. I've not had one in 8 years now.
Of course if you didn't enjoy the effects you got enough to take the risk then it doesn't really matter, no need to force yourself.

On the flipside of that, though, I'd rather go to work hungover than go to work still half baked, as I have been after a few particularly late smoking sessions. That wierd perspective shift makes work feel quite edgy, wheras a hangover just makes you slightly groggy.

I've whitied a couple of times (quite memorably in the middle of a mates living room once), but only ever when mixing with alcohol. Felt perfectly fine afterwards both times.

>>4423
I've been smoking since I was 15 or so, (so 5 years now), and the first few times I smoked I just didn't get high for some reason. I'm still not sure if it was because I was inhaling wrongly, or not at all (it really does take some time to learn how to do it properly, it doesn't come naturally to most people, its almost like overcoming a gag reflex), then one night with some mates I got *really* high when I wasn't expecting it, and from there onwards it 'worked'. Its quite a common thing, I know plenty of people who don't get high the first few times.

>>4423
I've heard a theory that for first time weed smokers, their cannabinoid receptors need to "wake up" so to speak so they can handle all this incoming THC, meaning people don't get high their first few times. Could be bullshit. But as long as you inhale it properly you will get high sooner or later.

>>4441
The first time I smoked I just felt weird, spend a lot of time staring into a mirror and constantly felt like I needed to pee with nothing coming out when I tried. It was very much uphill afterwards , but it was a unique experience never to be repeated even remotely in subsequent smoking sessions. There's definitely something to the theory that the body needs to get used to making use of it.

Sadly, that also lends some credence to the idea that smoking, even once, may have a lasting impact on you. No telling if it's for better or worse, of course.

>>4448
I only started to get the needing to wee thing about 6 or so years of smoking. I put it down to paranoia.
Don't smoke much these days.

Aww man I am blazed as fuck. This African Swazi shit is killing me.

>>4423
IIRC whities are caused by a sudden drop in blood sugar. So have a can of coke with your spliff and you're golden.

>>4441
There's an element of that to any drug. People have got to learn the mindspace before they can tune in. IMO it's psychological.

>>4462
I haven't eaten anything in the past 24 hours, and after smoking a few spliffs with a m8, I got dizzier and dizzier till I fainted when I tried to stand up. Never happened to me before in my life. It's definitely the drop in blood sugar.

>>4460
Good to hear - ordered an oz myself.

>>4460

Seemed awfully cheap, but good I see. Sounds like a bargain, I may have to try it out.

>>4462

Could a whitey occur due to the tobacco in the spliff? Honestly, I can hoon a bong till the cows come home but you give me a spliff in the morning I'll whitey every time. Odd and a little embarrassing.

>>4467

It is good stuff, makes you very mellow and relaxed, happy and then you have strange dreams..

>>4468
Classic whitey would surprise me, but if you're not used to nicotine that can do a real number on you. Try finding lighter tobacco and roasting that as much as possible before rolling.

>>4468
Are the spliffs you're smoking using fag baccy? Because that'll make me whitey everytime and I'm pretty used to smoking straight cigarrettes anyway. Try a lighter rolling tobacco, Drum Gold is nice imo. Either that or you're just taking too big hits considering you're not used to nicotine. Try rolling really thin spliffs with just a spine of tobacco.

>>4462
>IIRC whities are caused by a sudden drop in blood sugar. So have a can of coke with your spliff and you're golden.

i'd always thought this, but then sometimes i've whitied having a few beers with my splif or having some skittles or something which should really keep my blood sugar high shouldn't it? It feels very much to me like a blood pressure thing, like suddenly there's not enough pressure to pump oxygenated blood to my head so I pass out and fall over. I get it after I work out sometimes too, if I don't do a lengthy cool-down jog I find i'm alright for a about 5 mins and then, usually while i'm in the shower, i'll start blacking out and be forced to get on my hands and knees to maintain consciousness.

>>4496
> sometimes i've whitied having a few beers with my splif
Alcohol can really fuck over your blood sugar which might go some way towards explaining that one. It's not purely blood pressure either, since lying down does little to alleviate the problem in my experience. The kind of sugar available also has an impact: skittles are a good start, but if in doubt pop a dextroenergy or drink some lucozade: you want something that really whacks you hard with the sugar stick, not just something high in sugar.

Lads.

Well it's been a productive day at work in the music business, time to have a spliff and find out if Duke Nukem Forever is as terrible as everyone said it was. It was only like three quid on steam.

Sorry, just thought this thread needed getting a bit back on track, let's not worry about trivial things.

>>4506

Also Paul Merton is fucking ace, I reccommend you all watch his surreal comedy show from the 90s on 4OD.