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>> No. 92282 Anonymous
12th February 2021
Friday 8:11 pm
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Perhaps the problem with Labour wasn't actually Jeremy Corbyn?
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>> No. 92283 Anonymous
12th February 2021
Friday 8:20 pm
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>>92282
No, it definitely was.
>> No. 92284 Anonymous
12th February 2021
Friday 9:09 pm
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>>92283

But, stay with me here, what about if it wasn't?

https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/opendemocracyuk/leaked-labour-report-should-have-been-explosive-scandal/
>> No. 92285 Anonymous
12th February 2021
Friday 9:42 pm
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>>92283
Only for the latter part. He was close to smashing it before he was given too many opportunities to fuck it up.

I'll never forgive him for pissing about with his stance on Brexit. He threw the vote away.

On a niche internet website that servers to aggregate content to be read and reread, there seems to be a bit of a rift between "Fuck Starmer" hard left labour and "We like welfare" left, is this reflected in the party itself?
>> No. 92286 Anonymous
12th February 2021
Friday 9:58 pm
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Corbyn was a Liberal Democrat?
>> No. 92287 Anonymous
12th February 2021
Friday 10:00 pm
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>>92286
Is this real? I haven't voted for them since they fucked me hard with their tuition fee bullshit. Clegg is a bastard.
>> No. 92288 Anonymous
12th February 2021
Friday 10:44 pm
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>>92284
It definitely was, though.
>> No. 92289 Anonymous
12th February 2021
Friday 10:46 pm
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>>92286

I'm not sure where they got those numbers from. 67 billion works out to £18.95 a week each. That isn't remotely enough to fund a UBI, no matter how you slice it.
>> No. 92290 Anonymous
12th February 2021
Friday 11:35 pm
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>>92287
Yes.
https://www.libdems.org.uk/a20-ubi

>>92289
I'm wondering what the fag packet maths look like - presumably it is built on top of the welfare expenditure.
>> No. 92291 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 1:23 am
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>>92289

I suppose you can factor in the money already spent on welfare, because in theory UBI would just replace those existing systems and the £67 billion is all you need to add on top.

How much does it cost to staff the jobcentre with useless administrative wankers? We'd save a packet sacking every last one of those cunts.
>> No. 92292 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 2:02 am
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>>92289 >>92290 >>92291
https://works.bepress.com/widerquist/119/download/
>> No. 92293 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 2:12 am
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>>92291

Total pre-pandemic spending by the DWP was £227bn pa, including state pensions and admin. Split between the whole population, that works out to £64.20 a week. Without some massive tax increases, an extra £67bn doesn't get us anywhere near a workable UBI.
>> No. 92294 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 2:16 am
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>>92292

>a marginal tax rate of 50% on net beneficiaries

Ah, there we are.
>> No. 92295 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 2:25 am
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>>92293

If you only give it to working age people instead of the whole population you'd have it up to £85 a week.

There'd be loads more tax revenue anyway, on account of everyone earning an extra £340 a month. Pays for itself.
>> No. 92296 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 9:35 am
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>>92288
I know I'll just sound like a nutter, but I don't like to trust this sort of poll for making this sort of argument.
Leadership was the main thing the press (and the party itself) talked about. So it's obviously the sort of thing someone would reply to with "Oh yeah, I didn't vote Labour because their leadership was bad.", but if you strip away the bad leadership and re-run the 2019 election the press and party would talk about something else and you'd get a very similar result. Just because Labour couldn't win with Jeremy Corbyn doesn't mean it could've won without Jeremy Corbyn.

Labour's problems run much deeper than an incompetent leader, a specific set of policies, or even a stance on Brexit that nobody could possibly like. One would hope that Scottish Labour's complete collapse the minute an alternative cropped up would have UK Labour more afraid of going the route of the Liberal party, but it's pretty plain that they're completely blind to the threat, that they think a little tweak here or there can resolve an existential threat. It would be comical if it wasn't so tragic.
>> No. 92297 Anonymous
13th February 2021
Saturday 5:28 pm
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>>92296
>I know I'll just sound like a nutter, but I don't like to trust this sort of poll for making this sort of argument.
Thanks, that saves me wasting time reading whatever bollocks you were going to follow up with.
>> No. 92298 Anonymous
16th February 2021
Tuesday 4:34 pm
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>>92296
Luckily for you, Corbs was a big part of the problem whether you agree or not, and now he's no longer there, being a big part of the problem.

You still have plenty of insane carpet-baggers in the Labour party though, I have faith.
>> No. 92299 Anonymous
16th February 2021
Tuesday 8:27 pm
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>>92295
If everyone has a guaranteed income, surely scummy lenders are going to lend against that, because it's not quite enough for an emergency need - boiler breaks, Lisa needs braces, whatever. Or BrightHouse.
Repeat, until repayments don't leave enough to live on.
Then what happens? Is there no other safety net? Just bankruptcy and go around again?
Come to think of it, it's not just UBI, although the guaranteed nature of the payments makes it feel more likely.
>> No. 92300 Anonymous
16th February 2021
Tuesday 10:21 pm
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>>92298
I don't disagree that Corbyn was part of the problem, but I object to the casual idea that the biggest problem with his leadership was that the public didn't like him, rather than his failure to change the parties long term trajectory away from oblivion.
It feels rather like watching the passengers of the Titanic celebrate the election of a new captain an hour after the iceberg was struck. (But look at the opinion polls, 70% agree that this new captain won't strike another Iceberg... Oh dear, those people over there are arguing whether it was the last captain, or the captain before last who got us into this mess...)
>> No. 92301 Anonymous
16th February 2021
Tuesday 10:51 pm
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>>92288
How did 35% of people who voted for Corbyn in 2017 decide not to in 2019? Was he preferable to May but not Johnson?
>> No. 92302 Anonymous
16th February 2021
Tuesday 11:20 pm
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>>92301
Increased antisemitism hysteria and a Brexit policy so awful if you boiled it and served to a starving dog it would take one sniff and walk away. May also ran a campaign with a headliner policy about the compulsory purchase of care home resident's houses, or something like that, which wasn't quite as awful as Labour's 2019 Brexit offering, but it still stank.
>> No. 92303 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 2:50 am
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The "problem" with Corbyn was that he wasn't a liar. He was a genuine, honest, decent person. He found a lot of supporters because of that- a record-breaking number. That wasn't enough to win an election because the population are ignorant, partly as a result of a deliberate, lifelong campaign to keep them so, and partly because of the momentum of pre-existing ignorance.

The idea of fixing this condition by continually telling the truth seems to have merit, but it doesn't work quick enough to win elections.

Starmer seems to have given up on the idea of fixing the country's collective headfuck and has just doubled down on lying. He's throwing away all the votes from reasonable, informed people and chasing after Tory votes by trying to out-Tory the Tories. It isn't going to work. It's cynical and short-sighted. It makes people more ignorant, and less engaged, and those kind of people vote Tory.

It beggers belief that anyone could look at the Tories and think, "Yes please! More of this!" They're transparently utter shite. You can't steal the Tory vote by trying to be worse than them. You have to fix the country.
>> No. 92304 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 5:50 am
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>>92303

Corbyn was just very bad at his job - he was very good at being an activist, but that's a very different set of skills to being a leader of the opposition or a prime minister. He was excellent at rallying the support of likeminded people, but so utterly hopeless at persuading the unconvinced that he lost the support of tens of thousands of lifelong Labour members.

Also he's a sneering egotist who the electorate rightly had no confidence in; if he's so genuine, honest and decent, why didn't he ever accept responsibility for losing two elections?


>> No. 92305 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 6:16 am
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>>92303

The bit those reasonable well informed people are perpetually ignorant of is that they make up a tiny portion of the electorate he can easily afford to lose.

If they were any more than that, the Greens, SDP, SWP, SDWP, TUSC, SWDUSP, TUSPD, DUSSDP or whoever else they're going to vote for instead would be storming it.
>> No. 92306 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 8:59 am
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>>92304
>Also he's a sneering egotist who the electorate rightly had no confidence in; if he's so genuine, honest and decent, why didn't he ever accept responsibility for losing two elections?

Jesus Christ, mate. You've been banging that drum for a long time without ever producing a tangible reason why you think that way. I think you've taken the media 'narrative' about this at face value and without an iota of critical thought.

I remember carefully putting together posts full of LSE studies and alternative views showing a measurable bias against Corbyn in print media at the time, reflecting a hostility toward his policies (with one former MI6 even labelling him a national security risk) and pointing to his long career as an activist.

If I remember right, you brushed off the research completely, and went on to say that Corbyn's activist career was just an extension of his supposed narcissism, which is cynical and completely divorced from reality. I don't know if you've ever been involved with a just but unpopular cause, but I can assure you it is not an ego-boosting exercise. You only stay with that kind of unrewarding work for the length of time that Corbyn has if you really believe in it.

And then you go on to post a Times video of Alan Johnson, who worked under Blair, as though it's some kind of smoking gun. Of course he's going to say that, the entire platform of that government was the ideological polar opposite to Momentum/Corbyn, and the result has been two and a half decades of unbroken economic policy, with slight variations in PR on social issues.
>> No. 92307 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 9:06 am
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>>92301
In 2019 Labour lost the votes it had gained in 2017 from the Lib Dems, UKIP and the Tories, but the biggest problem was that many people who usually vote Labour were disheartened and simply didn't vote at all.
>> No. 92308 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 9:41 am
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>>92307
Cool, and how do you imagine that answers my question?
>> No. 92309 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 9:44 am
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>>92307
I read that post in Adam Curtis' voice.
>> No. 92310 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 10:30 am
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>>92306

Not them, but I distinctly remember when I started distrusting Corbyn. It was about the time he wasn't setting labour policy. The shadow ministers would use their own initiative and then he would directly contradict them and stitch them up a kipper. Imagine having a boss like that. Imagine having that boss run the country.

Corbyn is very good at picking the cause to support that is on the right side of history. But being in charge doesn't afford that luxury, sometimes you need to apply the 'problematic' solution just to get through the day. And that is something Corbyn would wash his hands of dirtying himself with.
>> No. 92311 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 10:46 am
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>>92310
>But being in charge doesn't afford that luxury, sometimes you need to apply the 'problematic' solution just to get through the day.

What does this even mean?
>> No. 92312 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 10:49 am
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>>92304
>but so utterly hopeless at persuading the unconvinced that he lost the support of tens of thousands of lifelong Labour members.
You say this as though he didn't deliver a massive net increase in membership to a party that's always desperately in need of more money.
Losing lifelong Labour voters was unconscionable, but lifelong members? Find someone else willing to throw away £4.42 a month and it could not matter less.

>>92310
Labour's single worst policy came from the initiative of a shadow minister. (In his token defense, Labour had little option but to pick a policy that would piss a lot of people off. They did not pick the least worst option though.) If anything, Corbyn's mistake was being afraid to confront that particular policy with what he must surely have believed.
>> No. 92313 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 11:24 am
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>>92311

It means you don't always get to pick the perfect answer to a problem because it doesn't exist or isn't practical, but you must nether the less still take responsibility for the decision for the imperfect solution you apply.

Corbyn's modus operandi for his career up to the point of being leader has been being able to sneer at the imperfect solution and always paint what he would have done as perfect even sneering at the actions of his own party members, in this he could pick and choose his battles and never have to face the uncomfortable truth of practical action or negative consequences. As leader he was suddenly faced with no longer being able to disappear into the shadows claiming he could do better. That said Trump somehow did it, but I assume British people to not be as stupid as to fall for such obvious projection.
>> No. 92314 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 11:36 am
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>>92313
I would say that British people were stupid enough to fall for it, but that Corbyn wasn't smart enough to lie to them.
Of course he did the standard little lies of omission and so on, but that doesn't work. People just see you being evasive. Corbyn was never willing to do the sort of thing Trump would do - rock up to the people's vote wankers and go "We're going to stop Brexit folks, Brexit is over, the next Labour government will cancel Brexit", then go off to the general public and say "We've got a great Brexit deal here, Labour's going to make a success of it. You voted for it and we're sticking to that".
(Hell, despite unequivocally picking a side that's what Johnson more or less did. An oven ready deal that will get more concessions than May's deal, which he'd rather be dead in a ditch than delay...)

As glad as I am we avoided that, I'm now disappointed he wasn't willing to have a similarly antagonistic relationship with journalists. It wouldn't have saved him, but it would've made politics much more interesting. (And potentially even straight talking, honest...)
>> No. 92315 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 12:10 pm
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Aye, if there's one thing Trump's four years made American politics it's "more straight talking", you utter cretin.
>> No. 92316 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 12:14 pm
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If the chief criticism against Corbyn is that he couldn't win elections, the chief criticism against Starmer is that, like his predecessors apart from Corbyn, he's chasing "electability" without the substance to make Labour worth voting for. The Conservative Party needs neither electability nor sound policy. It has a more or less fixed base of voters that will always vote Tory no matter what. Labour can't steal these votes. They can only increase their vote share by inspiring those voters who wouldn't vote for any other parties otherwise.

Momentum was aptly named because it built slowly. Corbyn vastly inflated Labour membership and built up an army of normal people to campaign on Labour's behalf. Starmer has decided to shit all over the membership and piss away any hope of them campaigning on his behalf. That only leaves the possibility of favourable media coverage and "experts" to promote a new Labour policy of lies and appealing to the lowest common denominator, which Labour voters detest.

His hopes of the next GE victory depend largely upon Johnson doing a poor enough job that Tory voters turn away in disgust. No chance.
>> No. 92317 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 1:27 pm
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>>92315
Congratulations, you managed to miss the point of a separate paragraph. You utter cretin.
>> No. 92318 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 4:06 pm
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>>92316

>They can only increase their vote share by inspiring those voters who wouldn't vote for any other parties otherwise.

That was Corbyn's strategy, but it never works. Convincing a non-voter to vote for you gains you one vote. Convincing someone to switch from the Tories counts double, because you gain one vote at the expense of the other side. Persuading someone to change parties is considerably cheaper and easier than persuading a non-voter to turn out.

>Corbyn vastly inflated Labour membership and built up an army of normal people to campaign on Labour's behalf.

That vast army was actively harmful, because it was comprised of unlikeable people pushing an unappealing agenda. Somewhat fortuitously for Corbyn, bad electoral strategy meant that those worse-than-useless activists were mainly deployed to inconsequential constituencies where they couldn't do much real harm.

The left of the Labour party refuses to engage with some pretty obvious facts: The size of the party membership has negligible causal relationship with electoral success. Labour party members are overwhelmingly more middle-class than the general population; the membership became substantially more middle-class under Corbyn's leadership. Elections are decided by centrists with limited interest in politics, because they represent the bulk of winnable votes in winnable seats. Tony Blair is the most successful leader in the history of the Labour party, at both the ballot box and the dispatch box. A centre-left Prime Minister can do more to advance a left-wing agenda than a hard-left LOTO.

The fundamental question is whether you want political change or ideological purity. You can't have both.
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17th February 2021
Wednesday 4:44 pm
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>>92318
>Persuading someone to change parties is considerably cheaper and easier than persuading a non-voter to turn out.
This. Not only because it counts double, but also because you don't have to do the work of convincing them to vote in the first place.
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17th February 2021
Wednesday 5:01 pm
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>>92319
>>Persuading someone to change parties is considerably cheaper and easier than persuading a non-voter to turn out.
>This. Not only because it counts double, but also because you don't have to do the work of convincing them to vote in the first place.
Citation needed. What are the metrics for spend & effort, how did you quantify this, gather the data, etc?
>> No. 92321 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 5:26 pm
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>>92318
>Elections are decided by centrists with limited interest in politics, because they represent the bulk of winnable votes in winnable seats
Pretending the average voter is a centrist in the aftermath of Brexit is tenable only by completely abandoning any common understanding of the term.

(You've also got to love the idea that the pre-Corbyn membership of Labour was anything but a slightly older gang of unlikeable people pushing an unappealing Agenda.)
>> No. 92322 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 5:36 pm
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>>92319

That's a great strategy when you're playing Age of Empires with a priest, but it doesn't take into account the Tory floor. The only time hardcore Tory voters drifted their voting intentions away from the Tories was when the Tories intimated that they might be moving away from a hard Brexit. Politically, that was never going to be a window for Corbyn to use, and unfortunately it was the only window that counted in the last election.

Genuine socialists might represent a relatively small sector of the voting population, but unless liberal voters and socialists vote together they can't beat the Tory floor. Socialism is growing in popularity today; young people from middle-class backgrounds can't break into middle-class incomes. Those "middle-class" voters the "working class" so detest are actually a part of the contemporary post-industrial working class. The liberal labour voters are the real middle class ones. It's a shrinking demographic.

Starmer has just been unnecessarily spiting socialist Labour members/voters to chase after what he clearly thinks is the "thicko vote" and just taking it for granted he'll hoover up the liberal vote. It's just not going to work and there's no reason to want it to. The best we can hope for from a Starmer government is less than complete incompetence.
>> No. 92323 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 5:46 pm
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Did anyone ever do an equivalent chart for 2019? YouGov don't seem to have done one.
I'd rather work with 2019 than 2017 since obviously we know how things went, but when you look at a chart like this it's very hard to maintain the idea in your head of some kind of nice median voter who just wants a little pledge card promising 10,000 more police and a balanced budget when you start to break down the electorate like this and go: hang on, everyone but the coffin dodgers voted for this nutter and his too-left-wing manifesto. (That, despite the fact that May's big blunder was the "Dementia Tax", a policy that would primarily hurt elderly retirees!)

I'm not saying Corbyn was ever going to be electable, but if you were him doing 2017 all over again you'd do much better to figure out what the biggest barrier to old people voting Labour is and go for that rather than pissing about trying to get Mondeo man to vote for you by abandoning policies left and right.
(That's not even getting into what you do if old people are just stuck-in-their-ways Tories. If you can't swing them your options quickly dwindle to boosting youth turnout or wait for them to die.)
>> No. 92324 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 6:03 pm
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>>92322
>unless liberal voters and socialists vote together they can't beat the Tory floor.
Right, which is one of the two reasons Corbyn was never going to actually win a general election. The other being that he was utterly fucking useless as a leader.

>The best we can hope for from a Starmer government is less than complete incompetence.
I'm not sure if you've noticed, but this would actually be an improvement over the current situation.
>> No. 92325 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 6:10 pm
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>> No. 92326 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 7:08 pm
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>>92321

>Pretending the average voter is a centrist

The average voter is not the same as the average swing voter in a marginal constituency. >95% of the electorate are wholly insignificant to the outcome of a general election because they've been disenfranchised by FPTP, because their views are too entrenched or both.

>>92322

The demographic breakdown you're describing has absolutely no basis in reality. We have very tight political spending limits, so campaigns have to be laser-precision targeted.

The votes of "genuine socialists" are completely irrelevant, because there aren't very many of them and they overwhelmingly live in safe Labour seats. Young people don't matter because they have very low turnout and they overwhelmingly vote Labour anyway. Older voters lean heavily Tory, they're very entrenched in their views and their propensity to show up on polling day depends mainly on the weather. People who follow the news and have strong opinions are no good - they take far too much time and money to persuade. The poor never vote, the rich reliably vote Labour until their mid-20s and Tory thereafter. That doesn't leave a lot of people who are actually worth targeting.

For many decades, the decisive demographic has been lower middle class and aspirational working class voters aged 30-49 with low levels of political engagement. You win elections by looking sufficiently plausible to people who live in Barratt houses and drive a Nissan Juke and have an inspirational slogan stencilled on their living room wall next to a vase of twigs. Find the subset of those people who live in marginal constituencies and you've found the only people who actually count in our "democracy".

Corbyn doesn't look or sound like a Prime Minister. He wasn't willing to try and probably couldn't pull it off, so the whole project was fucked from the outset. We all know that Cameron blaming the 2008 financial crisis on Labour spending too much was total bollocks, but it sounded vaguely plausible to people who aren't paying much attention, which is the only thing that matters. Elections are won and lost on slogans, soundbites and gut instinct.

That's the bleak reality of our political system. The way we choose our leaders has about as much substance as a reality TV show. Deal with that reality or face an eternity of Tory rule, because those chinless born-to-rule cunts will do anything to stay in government.
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17th February 2021
Wednesday 7:13 pm
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>>92325

Also:
>> No. 92328 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 8:11 pm
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>>92326

Would you say that BoJo looks and/or sounds like a Prime Minister?
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17th February 2021
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Can't forget Murdoch. The Sun, for example, has not been wrong on an election or poll since 1974, with the exception of 2010, but even then, the Tories were still basically in power.

It'll be interesting to see as the print media's influence diminishes how this progresses, but then again the Mail Online is still the most-read "news" site in the world.
>> No. 92330 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 8:21 pm
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>>92327

Young voting age people tend to live in major metropolitan areas and have more progressive views, whilst older wealthy retired people tend to live in more rural areas and tend to favour the status quo, and their vote is worth more.

http://m.voterpower.org.uk/about-voter-power-index
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17th February 2021
Wednesday 8:22 pm
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>>92329

Also, Paul Dacre is basically the Mail personified and he is about to be in charge of Ofcom.
>> No. 92332 Anonymous
17th February 2021
Wednesday 8:33 pm
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>>92326
Other than some quibbles about youth turnout I agree with basically everything you say - and yet I get the sense that our views on Labour's internal politics are implacably opposed.
The burning reason why I cannot stand the center and right of the Labour party is that they fail to understand the vacuousness of the contest: They will undertake a bonfire of worthwhile policies to appease middle class swing voters, but not think twice about having the entire enterprise fronted by an implausible weirdo. It would be one thing if they were just cynics and wreckers, but they aren't: They're genuinely the sort of people who believe that policies win and lose elections. That Blair's big achievements were clause 4 and a modest manifesto, not a pretty face and a good speaking voice. That David Miliband would've won.

The left says "We believe in these policies, they're morally right", etc. Then it marches headlong into electoral oblivion.
The center says "These policies aren't perfect, but they'll improve people's lives more than sitting in opposition" and then it marches headlong into electoral oblivion.
The right says "These policies aren't perfect, but they'll improve people's lives more than sitting in opposition" while actually thinking "We believe in these policies, they're morally right" and then it marches headlong into electoral oblivion.*
My vice is that I sympathise with the left. They are nice but dim. I can imagine teaching them to be more cynical. They might not oppose targetting swing voters if you explain you're going to do it by making the election adverts a nice shade of lilac rather than by tinkering with their manifesto. The others are a mixture of the stupid and dim and the evil and dim, already cynics but completely unaware of how to put that to any use. They're already convinced of the need to target swing voters but they're about as appealing to that group as a textbook on tax accounting.

So we're stuck sitting here watching Sphere Starmer awkwardly drape himself in the flag as his personal poll numbers start trailing a clown responsible for more deaths than the Blitz, and the big question on our minds isn't "How do we find a replacement?", "How does Labour get him some media presence?", or "So what are our plans for 2029?", it's "So is he better or worse than the last guy?"
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17th February 2021
Wednesday 8:45 pm
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>>92332
Forgot my *, which was just to say:
*The right have a legitimate claim to have won under Blair, but their wider political project to make Labour a natural party of government has been a comical failure.
And I would assign at least part of the blame for that on their own need for ideological purity. As Blair himself said: Even if he could win on a Corbyn manifesto, he wouldn't want to because it would be wrong for the country. That's utterly the wrong mindset to have if you want to be the natural party of government. That's why the Tories are the natural party of government and the natural party of running the country into the ground.
>> No. 92334 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 3:31 am
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>>92328

>Would you say that BoJo looks and/or sounds like a Prime Minister?

Tragically, yes. For all his floppy-haired shambolicness, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is still an old Etonian with all that implies.

>>92332

If Labour do seriously try and work towards being electable, it's going to take a long time to turn the ship around. Starmer might genuinely the least-worst option for leader right now, because of the total dearth of talent on the opposition front bench. I mean, who the fuck are you going to replace him with? Angela Rayner? Jon Ashworth? Wes Streeting? Thangnam fucking Debonnaire?

Long before Corbyn, Labour has been actively repellent to anyone with an ounce of sense. The unions stitched up the 2010 leadership election, we got the shit Miliband and it's all been downhill from there. You could argue that it's Blair's fault for stuffing the back benches with yes-men, you could argue that it's cyclical, but any project to revive Labour as an electoral force needs to start with the reform of candidate selection to rebuild the talent pool.
>> No. 92335 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 10:54 am
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>>92331
Topically, Murdoch is winning in Aus:
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/feb/18/facebooks-australia-news-ban-what-is-the-social-media-giant-up-to-and-how-will-you-be-affected

News Corp lobbied their Tories (confusingly called the Liberals) to bring a law in which would require sites like Facebook to pay news publishers if 'news content' was shared from the news publishers to their website, under the pretense of 'fair pay'. Facebook turned around and went 'yeah nah cunt' and all news content (including that of the ABC) is now blocked on Facebook in Australia.

It's expected that Facebook and the big publishers (i.e. News Corp and Fairfax, both massive supporters of the aus Liberal party) will eventually enter into some sort of sharing agreement, but smaller, independent news sources will be left out in the cold, effectively turning social media in Aus into another news corp mouthpiece.

If they can make it work there, I don't see why it won't spread to here.
>> No. 92336 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 11:34 am
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>>92335

Well, the traditional Conservative ideology is economically liberal. Our Conservatives abandoned their ideology when they lined up behind Brexit. They really don't stand for anything any more.

>>92326

Genuine socialists aren't a small demographic any more; young people are mostly genuine socialists. It's a different socialism from the socialism in the UK during the Soviet era; it's still heavily influenced by 19th Century theory but it doesn't flow from the influence of corrupt union bosses or foreign communist agitators. Young people are looking at the world as it is, and seeing what they don't like, and adapting dusty old theories to the current world in order to understand the problems and how to fix them. They aren't trying to shoehorn those dusty old theories into a world that has made them irrelevant.

Even a mere ten years ago, traditional socialist theory was seldom discussed; it was very much a fringe, niche obsession. Now I find people on my facebook posting Marx memes and berating capitalism every day. These aren't people I've gone looking for because they matched my political biases. These are people I've just run across out in the world and who have independently absorbed socialist ideas.

Perhaps that's just my own biased, unique perspective. But I'll take my own perspective over one packaged for consumption through someone else's political bias any day.
>> No. 92337 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 11:53 am
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>>92336

Young people don't vote in particularly large numbers and they overwhelmingly vote Labour. Corbyn had two goes at the "youthquake" strategy of mobilising young voters and it failed on both occasions. Corbyn was more popular than Miliband among young people, but that didn't translate to an increase in turnout. There also aren't very many young people - fiftysomethings outnumber twentysomethings and the imbalance is getting worse.

It fundamentally makes no difference whether most young people are slightly left-of-centre or raving Stalinists, because Labour gets their votes either way. There just aren't a meaningful number of people who don't currently vote but might be persuaded to vote by a sufficiently left-wing leader.

>young people are mostly genuine socialists

Young people are mostly politically apathetic. There's a noisy minority on social media, but most young people just don't give a toss - the majority of 16-24 year olds don't know the name of their MP.

https://survation.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Sky-Youth-Poll-Tables.pdf
>> No. 92340 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 1:55 pm
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>>92335
>News Corp lobbied their Tories (confusingly called the Liberals) to bring a law in which would require sites like Facebook to pay news publishers if 'news content' was shared from the news publishers to their website
Yeah, god forbid poor little Facebook should have to pay for a resource that drives traffic for them.
>> No. 92341 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 2:02 pm
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>>92340

Facebook decided not to use that resource and the Aussies have thrown a massive tantrum. It's a blatant shakedown. Much as I loathe Facebook, they're entirely in the right in this situation. They don't need news content and they're not going to be extorted in this manner.

We need better international tax treaties so that the tech giants can't funnel everything through Ireland, but that's a separate issue.
>> No. 92342 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 2:12 pm
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>>92340
You can't bill people, or Facebook, for posting links. Insane precedent to set. What if you've got a wee blog fifteen people read and you hyperlink to an external site? Are you liable then? How many people have to have a mental connection between a website and the discussion of wider news stories before you've got to give Murdoch kickbacks?
>> No. 92343 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 2:13 pm
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>>92341
>Facebook decided not to use that resource and the Aussies have thrown a massive tantrum.
But that's not true, is it? Facebook have decided not to allow their users access to that resource, while still using the resource themselves. You didn't seriously think their Aussie news boycott extends to not collecting data from Aussie news websites, did you?
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18th February 2021
Thursday 2:15 pm
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>>92342
>What if you've got a wee blog fifteen people read and you hyperlink to an external site?
That depends. Are you posting the link because you want people to read it, or are you letting people post it so you can drive traffic to your multi-billion dollar operation?
>> No. 92345 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 2:18 pm
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>>92340
Here's the problem though - this is entirely designed to benefit News Corp and Fairfax. Consider that Google and News Corp have already done a deal, it's not a stretch to imagine that Facebook would do the same.

If you're a small news blog though, it's not like you can do the same deal with Facebook and it's not likely they'll pay you, so they'll probably just outright block you.

What about online articles that use news articles as sources? Are you going to have chuck a few dollarydoos to Murdoch to publish a paper?
>> No. 92346 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 2:19 pm
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>>92345
>What about online articles that use news articles as sources? Are you going to have chuck a few dollarydoos to Murdoch to publish a paper?
This is a disingenuous argument and you know it.
>> No. 92347 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 2:29 pm
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>>92343

>You didn't seriously think their Aussie news boycott extends to not collecting data from Aussie news websites, did you?

Facebook can only track activity on third-party websites if those third-party websites choose to embed Facebook's tracking resources. Facebook is a big website, not the CIA.
>> No. 92348 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 3:03 pm
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>>92347
>Facebook can only track activity on third-party websites if those third-party websites choose to embed Facebook's tracking resources.
... or if those websites embed something else that embed's Facebook's tracking resources. Either way, they're not disabling ingest from those sites that for whatever reason have left it up.
>> No. 92349 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 3:36 pm
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>>92344
Functionally they are the same, is what I'm saying. How big does a site need to be before it owes money to other sites its users post links to? People post links all over this place in order to discuss the news stories featured on the other side, does Purpz owe The Ecomonmist? Laws are about precedents as much as anything and this one sets out a very harmful line in the sand. Not for Facebook, they could just buy these papers tomorrow if they were so inclined, but much like suggestions of ending online anonymity, there are unforceseen consquences to these ideas because the people having them are technologically illiterate and politically biased.
>> No. 92350 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 3:56 pm
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>>92349
>Functionally they are the same, is what I'm saying.
Right. And you're wrong on that, is what I'm saying.

The rest of your post is reminiscent of people who say raising the minimum wage will kill jobs and call anyone that disagrees "economically illiterate".
>> No. 92351 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 4:20 pm
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Facebook should just be banned from having links to any kind of news articles at all, frankly.

It has been disastrous for the state of global human interaction and discourse, and I don't beleive for a minute that their manipulation of algorithms etc doesn't lead to biases with what people see and all that. Funnelling people into reality tunnels.

We should also just ban twitter full stop.
>> No. 92352 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 4:34 pm
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>>92351
You had me at "Facebook should just be banned". There's no reason the world should be dependent on a shitty web app some mediocre student wrote to help him get laid.
>> No. 92353 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 4:43 pm
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He's definitely a robot.
>> No. 92354 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 4:46 pm
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>>92353

I see he's using the patented David Cameron invisible fork of power.
>> No. 92355 Anonymous
18th February 2021
Thursday 5:03 pm
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>>92353
You don't see Zuck posting much himself because of reCaptcha.
>> No. 92381 Anonymous
19th February 2021
Friday 12:29 pm
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I think I may have zero hope for Kier Starmer as Labour leader.
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19th February 2021
Friday 1:41 pm
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>>92381
I've realized who he reminds me of.
>> No. 92384 Anonymous
19th February 2021
Friday 1:49 pm
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>>92383
Mark Speight's final days make me really sad to think about.
>> No. 92389 Anonymous
19th February 2021
Friday 4:45 pm
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>>92384
I miss the bastard. He was a pretty cool kids' presenter.
>> No. 92403 Anonymous
19th February 2021
Friday 5:44 pm
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>>92389


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P5BYgPEFOo

Fond memories of SMarT
>> No. 92404 Anonymous
19th February 2021
Friday 5:52 pm
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>>92403
I wonder what Jay is up to these days.
>> No. 92437 Anonymous
25th February 2021
Thursday 12:42 am
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Regarding Starmer: it's one thing for him to be daft, I went in two-footed sticking up for Corbyn plenty of times, but what exactly am I supposed to do, as a Labour member, when he's not even got any policies? I don't really know what I'm meant to be defending here. I feel hopeless generally and Nova Labour aren't helping. Is Labour still in the bit where people start a new antidepressant and get told "this will make you feel worse or even induce suicide for the first six weeks"? What's going on?
>> No. 92438 Anonymous
25th February 2021
Thursday 8:03 am
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>>92437

>What's going on?

The next general election is more than three years away and we're in the middle of the biggest crisis since the war. There's no point in laying out a manifesto when nobody has any idea of what the country will look like in three months time, let alone three years time. Starmer might be running against Johnson, Sunak or someone who doesn't have much of a profile right now. He might be campaigning in the midst of a grinding recession or a post-crisis recovery boom. He might be campaigning against a new even nastier form of austerity, or a government that is still shaking the magic money tree.

Starmer's job right now is to do the boring, unglamorous work of getting the party in order, clearing out the Corbyn-era deadwood and building strength in depth. Going into campaign mode now would be a waste of effort and would look opportunistic and divisive.
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25th February 2021
Thursday 8:43 am
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>>92438

>clearing out the Corbyn-era deadwood

I'm of the view he'd have been far better off building bridges with the more "hard left" of the party and proving them wrong about any intentions of a Blairite takeover, but so far he's only succeeded in furthering the division. It's not as if the centrists don't have plenty of deadwood themselves; in fact it's hard to say the dead weight in their camp was ever alive enough to be called dead.

(And to be clear, I think Labour lefties are by and large a set of moaning cunts who would rather be in opposition than government, because they're already privileged enough that they can stand on principle and tolerate another ten years of Tory rule without really feeling the bite.)
>> No. 92440 Anonymous
25th February 2021
Thursday 9:09 am
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>>92438
>Starmer's job right now is to do the boring, unglamorous work of getting the party in order, clearing out the Corbyn-era deadwood and building strength in depth.
There's very little evidence he's actually doing this. Or if he is, he's doing it with the cack handedness that defines the Labour party.
Even though Labour has no actual policies it could still be going harder on the government's failures while doing some competent marketing that promises nothing but suggests a lot about "values". Instead it has had about as much media presence as David Steel. (and the coverage is about as positive as well)

When it comes to deadwood the Corbyn era is a few small twigs. Labour's a forest of deadwood. It's easy to clear out the legacy of one leader the party has always hated, it's quite another to recognize that the party has been fucking things up for decades and that those fuckups charge compound interest. In my eyes Corbyn's greatest failure was not managing to get some kind of one-off reselection introduced, not to drive the party left (the experience of the 70s/80s suggests that lefty MPs will drift all over the place with time) but to take a gamble that might deliver some much needed talent to the Labour benches. A lot of Labour's current crop would seem like vacuous nonentities even in the Scottish parliament, and there's still nobody who looks like a prime minister amongst them. The ridiculousness of the fact that Gordon Brown is only Labour MP of the past decade worthy of being prime minister cannot be overstated.
>> No. 92441 Anonymous
25th February 2021
Thursday 11:34 am
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>>92440

That cack-handedness you speak of is relative though. The Conservative party is in complete disarray, with a voting base that doesn't care. If Labour sorted out its problems, it wouldn't lure a single Tory voter.

Ultimately, the problem, from a political point of view, is a very fickel country and a broken electoral system. The entire political system is paralysed by it. Even if a party can get the Tories out by chasing electability, it has to do so on the back of abhorrent policies that defeat the purpose of getting the Tories out in the first place. And as long as the Tories are in, everyone loses but them.
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25th February 2021
Thursday 12:28 pm
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>>92440
It does raise the point that with Scottish Labour being an absolute leaderless shit-show this would be a good time for Starmer to be more involved but all he's done is mealy-mouthed points on the status quo.
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25th February 2021
Thursday 12:34 pm
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>>92438
I don't want a complete manifesto, but with local elections coming up in May I have literally nothing to tell people about what the Labour Party currently stands for. If his plan is simply to disappear into the woodwork for several years and burst forth like an electoral cicada I don't think it's going to work nor is he doing especially well at it.

>>92441
The Tories are not in "complete disarry", they have minor gripes with one another as to when and how lockdown should end, but are largely on the same page. I could moan for hours about these things, but I need to go shopping and it's otherwise very disheartening.
>> No. 92444 Anonymous
26th February 2021
Friday 5:10 pm
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>>92443
Every PMQs Starmer is trying WAAY too hard to be middle ground and compromising, to the extent that you could just record him saying "Mr Boris you're doing the right thing but here are some minor details you should change", then stick it on loop and you wouldn't notice any difference.
>> No. 92452 Anonymous
2nd March 2021
Tuesday 10:30 am
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>>92444
I mean was the consensus really that the problem with Corbyn was he called out the Tories too much? People always tell me Labour lost the election because of antisemitism and Brexit but I never hear it's because Jeremy was a meanie to Boris.
>> No. 92453 Anonymous
2nd March 2021
Tuesday 11:12 am
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Tories don't like the NHS like they're Inclement Attlee. Get it? It would be a good bar for some horribly white, political hiphop.
>> No. 92454 Anonymous
2nd March 2021
Tuesday 11:13 am
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>>92452
The problem with Labour and a large part of the left is that they assume everyone hates the Tories as much as they do, to the extent that if you were to say something like "I don't support the Tories but I don't believe they're pure evil incarnate" you may get dirty looks. It all stems from the fact that they believe what they're doing is morally right, so if you disagree you're not just wrong; you're wicked.

This has led to a bit of complacency. You believe you're on the right side of history and people will inevitably see this, but the Tories have been in power since 2010 and currently have a huge majority. Austerity didn't bring them down. Privatising the NHS further didn't bring them down. Grenfell didn't bring them down. Brexit didn't bring them down. Labour have expected people will come around to their point of view because they're morally in the right, but they're not actually connecting with them. There's also the fact that if you constantly whine about the Tories no matter what you'll turn into the boy who cried wolf so people will tune out and won't pay attention when you actually have valid criticism about them.

It's not about getting the right level of criticism of the Tories, it's about ensuring that this is communicated out effectively to the wider public and actually resonates with them. After all, the point of an argument is not to convince the other party to your way of thinking; it's to sway the people listening in on the sidelines and Labour have no idea how to target floating voters rather than simply preaching to the choir.
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2nd March 2021
Tuesday 12:53 pm
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>>92454
You sound like a Tory m8

Actually said to me when I was a member of the party
>> No. 92456 Anonymous
2nd March 2021
Tuesday 1:59 pm
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>>92454
>Labour have no idea how to target floating voters rather than simply preaching to the choir

I don't think anyone does, really. Have you ever talked to a "floating voter"? To the extent that they actually have any political views, they are by and large incoherent. There's nothing there that unites them as a group that can be targetted.
>> No. 92457 Anonymous
2nd March 2021
Tuesday 5:12 pm
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I think one thing that Labour supporters and members could do is distinguish between The Tories and their voters. Far too many people talk as if Bob Smith from Leekesdale, occasional voter, frequent normal man, is the same as George Osbourne or Priti Patel, and go off like Cato the Elder whenever politics is being discussed. I'm not saying I've never done this myself, but actually trying to convince people can work.

>>92453
Is the world ready for DemSoc-hop? It can't be any worse than chap-hop.
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2nd March 2021
Tuesday 6:21 pm
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>>92457

>Far too many people talk as if Bob Smith from Leekesdale, occasional voter, frequent normal man, is the same as George Osbourne or Priti Patel

A lot of those people have never had a real conversation with anyone like Bob Smith. "I don't understand how a working-class person could vote Tory" isn't hyperbole - to a lot of the Labour Left, Red Wall voters might as well be Martians. They don't understand the vast cultural gap that has opened up between cities and towns, they don't recognise the values that the Labour party is failing to connect with. It's not as severe a disconnect as the one blighting the Democrats in the US, but it isn't far off.
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2nd March 2021
Tuesday 7:05 pm
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>>92458
>"I don't understand how a working-class person could vote Tory" isn't hyperbole - to a lot of the Labour Left, Red Wall voters might as well be Martians. They don't understand the vast cultural gap that has opened up between cities and towns, they don't recognise the values that the Labour party is failing to connect with.

The whole point of the term "red wall" was that it described constituencies which, because of their industrial legacy, reliably returned a strong Labour vote despite sharing characteristics (age, rate of homeownership, deprivation, etc.) with other constituencies which would swing or return a Tory.
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2nd March 2021
Tuesday 10:48 pm
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>>92454
>It's not about getting the right level of criticism of the Tories, it's about ensuring that this is communicated out effectively to the wider public and actually resonates with them. After all, the point of an argument is not to convince the other party to your way of thinking; it's to sway the people listening in on the sidelines and Labour have no idea how to target floating voters rather than simply preaching to the choir.
This is all true as it goes, but it's a problem of public relations - not politics. That is the most deeply frustrating thing: Labour is going to waste a lot of time on internal bickering and policy change when fundamentally what it needs is a good marketing team and a consistent message. (And a good leader, but there isn't a single MP in parliament for any party eligible for that position.)

I am all but willing to put money on the idea that at the next election Starmer will try to connect with voters by pushing "Aspirational" policies and by trying to portray himself by his actions as "The adult in the room", ignoring that he could be the reincarnation of Christ himself lifting the burden on the NHS by healing the sick with his own two hands and with Labour's PR and communications team responsible for getting his message out there he'd be lucky just to hold the votes of his twelve disciples.
>> No. 92461 Anonymous
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 9:04 am
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>>92460
Indeed, people I speak to, who have political opinions, are by and large of the opinion that Tony Blair is political kryptonite, despite the often confusing myriad of falsehoods, half-truths and mental gymnastics that form a lot of the thought process. It still seems to be the case that whenever Blair is brought up, there's an immediate, gut-felt reaction of dislike across a wide variety of people of all classes, levels of education, career etc.

I don't understand at all why Labour are going for the Blair-esque route with Starmer, when the "Blair brand" is unquestionably fucked and probably about as big a turn off as the Clinton brand in the States.

I don't know, Starmer is simultaneously portrayed as being a massive shit for being hyper-critical of the government at all times (seriously!) and for doing absolutely fuck all to oppose the government. So when the election cycle is started off again, people already have those pre-conceptions in their head that he's either ineffectual or spiteful. This mental disconnect is useful to fulfil the sense than you cannot question Big Boris. You must obey your media luvvie overlord, Big Boris.
>> No. 92462 Anonymous
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 9:20 am
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>>92461
The main reason people dislike Blair in this country is because of the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan rather than to do with neoliberalism.

Anyway, what people want is someone who appears like a Prime Minister. As long as you can give the impression of being statesmanlike you've won half the battle because that is enough to sway a lot of people. It worked for Blair. It worked for Cameron. Johnson didn't even have to try because he was up against the kind of scruffy Geography teacher that has a sleeping bag in the store room for when he's had too much to drink and slightly whiffs of piss.
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3rd March 2021
Wednesday 9:30 am
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>>92462

Media play a huge role in shaping the idea of who is statesmanlike and who is not. I would say that the support of the media in buying in to your "image" is a huge part of whether you appear to fit the role.

With Johnson, there is a real complicity in the media with allowing him to take on the "bumbling charm" role, as when he wandered out of his house and evaded legitimate questions with a tray of tea.
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3rd March 2021
Wednesday 9:33 am
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>>92462
Sad to say, I don't think it's ever been much different from that kind of popularity contest. Doesn't matter what sort of shite anybody says, it just has to be the right shite at the right pitch and cadence. Ultimately you're right, I can't stand either Starmer or Johnson on a base, instinctive level of being boring af and a scruffy cunt respectively, and that's all a lot of people have to go on if said candidate is incapable of building that narrative that suits your interests. Not that much really changes anyway.
>> No. 92481 Anonymous
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 1:13 pm
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Watching the budget, if Rishi becomes PM before the next election then Starmer will be completely fucked.
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3rd March 2021
Wednesday 2:32 pm
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>>92481
Hopefully they're both fucked.
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3rd March 2021
Wednesday 4:44 pm
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>>92481

Starmer is fucked regardless. Labour are never winning a majority again.
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3rd March 2021
Wednesday 4:54 pm
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>>92484
I'm tempted to vote Tory or someone in the May local elections to try and give Labour a bit of a wake up call.
>> No. 92486 Anonymous
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 5:18 pm
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So Dishi Rishi has done the following:

* Increased corporation tax
* Except for 1.5 million smaller companies with profits of less than £50,000
* Extended furlough
* Widened access to grants for 600,000 self-employed people
* Increased the minimum wage
* Set up a new UK Infrastructure Bank in Leeds

Among other things like funding for domestic abuse victims, art galleries and £150m for community groups to take over pubs at risk of closure

This is what a "Labour are well-and-truly fucked" budget looks like. Next PM confirmed. The Tories will soon be the only party to give us a female PM and an ethnic minority PM. Whodathunkit?
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3rd March 2021
Wednesday 5:26 pm
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>>92486
Despite the idiotic contribution of Shaun "The poor will just spend any money you give them on drugs, I know this because that's what I would have done" Bailey, both Leeds and London are poised to try out UBI schemes.
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3rd March 2021
Wednesday 5:47 pm
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>>92486
>Set up a new UK Infrastructure Bank in Leeds

When they advertise jobs do you reckon this will be on the usual Civil Service portal?

https://www.civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk
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3rd March 2021
Wednesday 6:09 pm
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>>92486

I don't know if I've finally hit the 'tories might be ok' age, or if this is just what a conservative budget is capable of when a world-changing disease blights the land, but I suppose I can't complain.
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3rd March 2021
Wednesday 6:13 pm
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>> No. 92491 Anonymous
3rd March 2021
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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>>92489
The Tories aren't really so bad, provided you're not a poor person or a public sector worker. The impression that Starmer gave in his response to the Budget was that Labour are squarely the party for public sector workers and those on benefits, the rest don't matter to them.
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3rd March 2021
Wednesday 7:08 pm
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>>92488
Yeah, you might want to have a look at the other jobs in the meantime. Last I heard at least DHSC have some converted health centre thing with a swimming pool and that.
>> No. 92493 Anonymous
4th March 2021
Thursday 8:24 am
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>>92491
>The Tories aren't really so bad, provided you're not a poor person or a public sector worker.

Wages have essentially been stagnant for the past 10 years (a drop in real terms, on average) and the NHS is the single largest employer in the UK.
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4th March 2021
Thursday 8:25 am
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>>92493

Actually, double checking that, the NHS has been listed as the fifth largest employer in the world, let alone the UK.
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4th March 2021
Thursday 10:01 am
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>>92494
That just leaves the other ~97% of adults in the country that don't work for the NHS.
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4th March 2021
Thursday 10:02 am
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>>92495
... and their stagnant wages.
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5th March 2021
Friday 7:29 am
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If this polling was accurate the Tories would end up with a ~92 seat majority.
>> No. 92498 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 9:01 am
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>>92497
Hardly Kier's fault the voters are stupid.
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5th March 2021
Friday 9:01 am
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I don't think polling is really valuable right now. The question is how they'll hold up three years from now when they don't have the Brexit trump card any more.

Unless that's it now and Brexit will be with us forever, storming to victory on the slogan "KEEP BREXIT DONE"
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5th March 2021
Friday 10:34 am
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>>92499
>I don't think polling is really valuable right now

The opposition being so far behind is never a good sign.

I imagine Sunak will become PM and we'll get the usual bounce and momentum that follows it, plus all the mistakes of the past can be blamed on the previous Tory regime; he certainly was under the radar under the Cameron/Osborne and May years so won't be tarnished too much by them. The SNP will also be used as a boogeyman because Labour won't be able to get in power without being propped up.
>> No. 92501 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 11:38 am
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>>92497
Fucking hell, the Greens are overtaking the Lib Dems.

>The question is how they'll hold up three years from now when they don't have the Brexit trump card any more.

That's probably the same for everyone bar Labour and Plaid Cymru. Scottish independence got a big boost from Brexit but realistically how long can that last.

>>92500
>I imagine Sunak will become PM

I don't rate his odds because his hike in corporation tax is already getting the knives out and to make matters worse he's too green. He's like a Rory Stewart, popular with a broader demographic but rubbish at party politics.

ARE Liz will get it and the rivers will run yellow with melted cheese.
>> No. 92502 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 11:42 am
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>>92501
The point of announcing tax rises now is to pledge making cuts in your manifesto right before the election.
>> No. 92503 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 2:31 pm
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>>92497
Why Opinion Polls Don't Matter Now That My Guy Is In Charge Even Though I Spent All of 2015-20 Tweeting Bad Opinion Polls With Glee by A. Prick - Labourlist - Mozilla Firefox.
>> No. 92504 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 5:06 pm
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>>92503
Whilst I largely agree with this sentiment, for the majority of those years we were looking down the barrel of an election basically every month. Overall though the hyposcrisy of Labour's centrists is quite baffling. If you and I were mugs for thinking all Corbyn's "ideas" and "policies" were a bad play, then quite why we should think that Starmer's lack of either is a great and brilliant idea is beyond me. Imagine how bad these current polls might be if Starmer was already facing a leadership challenge and constantly being publicly and privately undermined by the left of the PLP too?
>> No. 92505 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 5:09 pm
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>>92504
>constantly being publicly and privately undermined by the left of the PLP too?

The impression I get from Labour is that there is a lot of sniping from the left and that the entire party is still beset by infighting.
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5th March 2021
Friday 5:22 pm
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>>92504
>Imagine how bad these current polls might be if Starmer was already facing a leadership challenge and constantly being publicly and privately undermined by the left of the PLP too?

So he's got the same polling as the 2019 general, after the Tories posted a broadly popular budget, but he's still managing to keep the party together? Oddly much is being made of Ed Miliband predicting the result:
https://order-order.com/2021/03/05/watch-milibands-unfortunately-timed-polling-prediction/
>> No. 92507 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 6:53 pm
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>>92505
Sniping, sure, but we don't have weekly broadsides being published in The Mail on Sunday or backbenches standing up and calling Kier a bastard and a traitor.

>>92506
Right, but for the first half of 2019, and I know that's the unimportant half, Labour were ahead. This is why it wasn't so bonkers for left-wingers to think that Labour still had a shot by the time of the election. However, now we've got elections in May and Labour are already in the pits and there's no plan to turn that around, no vision to offer voters. I've said it plenty of times before but you can't win at politics by doing what the other lot are doing, just less so, or even more so, you need to have a direction of travel all of your own. If you don't do this, even if Labour really get into gear before a general election, what you're going have is Joe Bloggs saying things like "well... Labour, they don't stand for nowt these days, do they?", he's not going to give a monkeys about Labour's plans for expanded private-public partnerships or free school meals for the children of single parent essential workers over half-terms.
>> No. 92508 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 8:21 pm
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>>92507
I don't think Labour could ever offer anything to an electorate stupid enough to yield 45% Tory support while said Tories are utterly mismanaging the country.
>> No. 92509 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 8:27 pm
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>>92508
That's not a good reason not to try.
>> No. 92510 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 8:57 pm
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>>92508
There is something to be said about a world where the electorate are simultaneously smart enough to know that Labour's proposed budget deficits carry the risk of creating excessive consumer demand which would force the Bank of England to increase interest rates to cool down the economy and head off inflation, and thick enough that they can't get their head around the fact that more British civilians have been killed by this government's awful Coronavirus response than have been killed by German bomber pilots. (and the pilots were trying!)
>> No. 92511 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 9:15 pm
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>>92510
>simultaneously smart enough to know that Labour's proposed budget deficits carry the risk of creating excessive consumer demand
They're not that smart.
>> No. 92512 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 9:31 pm
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>>92508

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAuR5bkIlQ
>> No. 92513 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 10:11 pm
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>>92512
Nice meme. Go on, post it again.
>> No. 92514 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 10:13 pm
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>> No. 92515 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 10:27 pm
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>>92511
It's the ultimate sort of thinking behind the assumption that Labour needs to set out a credible budget which necessitates dropping the policy of doing anything but tinkering around the edges. (Really more of a Miliband era problem thanks to Coronavirus, but who knows. Starmer might want to play Mr. Reasonable at the 2023 election.)
If you assume that the electorate are all idiots who don't really know anything about anything, the natural conclusion is that your budget doesn't have to be credible: you can bluff the electorate into voting for anything. The question isn't one of economics at all, it's one of PR.
>> No. 92516 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 10:56 pm
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>>92515
>If you assume that the electorate are all idiots who don't really know anything about anything, the natural conclusion is that your budget doesn't have to be credible: you can bluff the electorate into voting for anything.
Right. The fact that this has literally happened multiple times in the past 5 years would suggest that it is indeed the case.
>> No. 92517 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 11:22 pm
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>>92503

The fuck are you on about dickhead, I'm the lad who's always going on about class based socialism and shit.

It's just really quite pointless getting worked up about polls this far away from an election. You've judt got a chip to butty about Keith.
>> No. 92518 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 11:29 pm
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>>92517
>You've [just] got a chip to butty about Keith.
Sounds like he made something of that bag of spuds.
>> No. 92519 Anonymous
5th March 2021
Friday 11:40 pm
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>>92517
It's a joke. Would you like me to explain the joke, or now that you know it's a joke can you put together what the joke is?
>> No. 92520 Anonymous
6th March 2021
Saturday 12:21 am
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>>92519

I'm a Labour voter, I don't have a sense of humour.
>> No. 92521 Anonymous
6th March 2021
Saturday 1:03 am
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>>92519

Oh yeah sure, the classic "it was just a joke" defense. I'm not buying it sonny, you thought you were epically owning a nasty Blairite didn't you. But I called you out, and now I'm the Internet victor.
>> No. 92522 Anonymous
7th March 2021
Sunday 2:18 pm
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>Long-term expats 'to get vote in UK elections'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56265898

Most expats I know tend to be fairly right-wing, so this'll probably boost the Tories.
>> No. 92523 Anonymous
7th March 2021
Sunday 2:53 pm
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>>92522
>Most expats I know tend to be fairly right-wing

I wouldn't mind seeing the data on this. It's removing the 15 year rule so I'd hazard that by then your political views will match whatever locality you're in, likely Europe or otherwise those living in China or Africa I imagine to be professions more likely to vote Labour (ESL teachers, NGO people). They're obviously not going to have been in favour of Brexit at any rate and will be more educated than the general public (so Lib Dems?).

At any rate, now that they have representation I think it only right that they can have some extra taxation. 150% tax on all forms of income seems a fair number.
>> No. 92525 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 4:48 pm
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Hartlepool by-election: Frontline doctor – and arch-Remainer – to fight totemic seat for Labour

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/hartlepool-byelection-labour-paul-williams-b1819452.html

Labour narrowly clung onto Hartlepool in 2019, the incumbent has had to stand down for being a sex pest and they're standing an 'arch-Remainer' in an area that voted ~70% leave. Sounds like they're fucked.
>> No. 92526 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 4:50 pm
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>>92525
But BoJo Got Brexit DoneTM so that shouldn't be an issue anymore. Plus he works in ARE NHS innit.
>> No. 92527 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 4:53 pm
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>>92526
The difference between Labour and the Tories in 2019 was 3,595, with 10,603 voting for the Brexit Party. It's going to boil down to where those BXP votes now go.
>> No. 92528 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 4:57 pm
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>>92525
>Frontline doctor

As opposed to someone with a doctorate in archaeology?
>> No. 92529 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 5:00 pm
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>>92525

Labour's problem is that their politicians are entirely disconnected from the people they're supposed to represent. Even if he's an NHS doctor, that's certainly not working class, and as such his interests and worldview simply don't match theirs.

Someone like Starmer isn't the problem, he's a leadership figure and people don't mind leaders being posh, they see that as well suited to the job. The problem is appointing people like Starmer into regional swing seats and vital Northern strongholds. They can't afford that, they need to keep their poshos in the cozy metropolitan inner London seats they'll get votes in.

Labour as we know it will probably never get over this and we're probably going to live under increasingly half-arsed Tory governments until some kind if drastic sea change occurs.
>> No. 92530 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 5:17 pm
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>>92525
Heard about this a couple of days ago. My brain's in knots every time another Starmer clanger bursts forth and the party's dead silent on it. They were never more than two weeks from stringing Corbyn up to a lamppost, but shite like this is 4D chess, apparently. Not even sure what I'm saying, I don't want another civil war, but what's the point of Starmer if he's got no policies, plan or passion?
>> No. 92531 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 5:38 pm
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My only hope for this byelection is that the Northern Independence Party beats the Lib Dems.
(and in my more wild dreams, gets enough media attention to bootstrap it into a serious political contender, at least the local authority level.)
>> No. 92532 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 5:46 pm
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>>92530
It's the logical conclusion of where Labour have been heading for some time. They've rested on their laurels and the main case they put forward is "vote for us, we're not the Tories."

In Starmer they've managed to take that to the next level. He won the leadership contest on a platform of "Vote for me, I'm not a crazy Trot like Long-Bailey. Vote for me, I'm not a crazy man-hater like Phillips. Vote for me, I'm not completely up myself like Thornberry." He is absolute nothingness. You name it, he isn't it. Any cause that can be split down the middle and he won't be on either side, so that can't be used against him. Who needs reasons to vote for someone when you can devote your time instead to reducing the number of reasons why someone shouldn't vote for you?
>> No. 92533 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 6:15 pm
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>>92532

"Vote for Me, I'm not a cunt" is actually a noble platform. It's just that... a large portion of voters have been [strike]influenced[/strike]inspired to act like cunts with their votes in pursuit of impelling the phantom adversary of the week.
>> No. 92534 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 6:15 pm
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>>92533

Aww fuck my bbcode and all that.
>> No. 92535 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 6:54 pm
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>>92530

Candidate selection is the responsibility of the local CLP. The leader's office don't have a say in the matter. It would appear that the leader of Hartlepool CLP decided to stitch up the selection process before Mike Hill had even tendered his resignation.

https://twitter.com/SebastianEPayne/status/1372217904926765062/photo/1
>> No. 92536 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 7:19 pm
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>>92535
IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS?
>> No. 92537 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 8:39 pm
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>An internal briefing to the Labour LGA leaked to Guido admits that “large majorities” are giving the government the benefit of the doubt over its handling of the Coronavirus pandemic. Despite some Labour MPs focusing relentlessly on death tolls, polling commissioned for the Labour Party found that a big majority of the public agree with the statement that:
>“Responding to the Coronavirus would have been hard for any government and on the whole the government has done as well as could be expected”

>The document also warns Labour campaigners in capital letters that “VACCINATION IS POPULAR!” – encouraging local parties to instead be positive about the rollout, and focus on thanking the NHS. Seems the pandemic hasn’t been “a good crisis” for Labour after all… A companion document prepared for LGA Labour by consultancy The Campaign Company, and also leaked to Guido, tells the party that “last year has not fundamentally re-set the terms” of politics. Instead it recommends that the most effective points of attack on the Government are not the lockdown delays, rather messaging should instead focus on bread and butter “services, council tax, development, outsourcing”. Looks like Labour squandered their “great opportunity“…

>The Times’ Patrick Maguire points out that “the firm that drafted this briefing for LGA Labour – The Campaign Company – was founded and until last June run by David Evans, Labour’s general secretary. Also used to employ Morgan McSweeney, Starmer’s chief of staff”. This is Team Starmer’s thinking…

https://order-order.com/2021/03/19/exclusive-leaked-labour-briefing-admits-public-give-tories-benefit-of-doubt-on-coronavirus/
>> No. 92538 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 8:43 pm
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>>92525
>A tweet posted by Dr Williams from 2011 referring to “Tory milfs” is also already proving embarrassing.

Seems pretty innocuous really. Who would you lads choose?
>> No. 92539 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 8:54 pm
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>>92538
She's top MILF even without having kids.
>> No. 92540 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 9:08 pm
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>>92539
Forget Rishi, she is the next PM.
>> No. 92541 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 9:21 pm
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>>92537
>polling commissioned for the Labour Party found that a big majority of the public agree with the statement that:
>“Responding to the Coronavirus would have been hard for any government and on the whole the government has done as well as could be expected”
It is difficult to put into words the contempt I feel for the Labour party over this statement. I'm sure some Labour people will quietly blame the public for being thick, but it's not the public's fault the opposition has failed to draw their attention to the problem.

They let the bastards get off with perhaps the most cack handed response in the world because apparently the only gang of dribbling imbeciles less competent than the government is the so-called opposition. They're going to lose the next election and for the first time since 2010 I can say without ambiguity that they fucking deserve to.
>> No. 92542 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 9:46 pm
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>>92541
How do we know how much of that is the government's fault? The UK is the mostly densely populated country in Europe, has a huge amount of international traffic, a large elderly population and we're one of the fattest people's in the world. We're a dream target for this kind of virus.
>> No. 92543 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 10:02 pm
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>>92542
> The UK is the mostly densely populated country in Europe
u wot m8
>> No. 92544 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 10:17 pm
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>>92542
We should have entered lockdown sooner rather than letting the likes of Cheltenham Festival go ahead. We shouldn't have let people just walk freely into the country out of airports. Mask usage should have been encouraged much earlier on. Test and Trace has been a complete shambles and the amount of money that has been pissed away or given to cronies is frightening. Arguably there should have been a lockdown towards the end of last year, with their hand eventually forced by the various mutations. The short notice for kids not to go back to homeschool this year was also a farce.

That's just off the top of my head but there's a lot that could have gone better, although who knows how many lives that would have saved. You could say that coronavirus has been worse for Labour than the Tories.
>> No. 92545 Anonymous
19th March 2021
Friday 11:02 pm
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>>92544

>coronavirus has been worse for Labour than the Tories.

Just like Brexit?
>> No. 92546 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 6:43 am
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Apparently one of the reasons why support for Starmer has dropped recently is because he misread the public mood and came out in favour of Meghan Markle rather than the royal family after the Oprah interview. Things like that and taking the knee are turning people off.
>> No. 92547 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 10:31 am
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>>92546

It's funny how every time he does something the bleeding hearts on Twitter and Rudgwick approve of, his ratings go down, and vice versa. Yet they remain convinced it's his Blairite Tory in disguise status that will lose him the next election, and if only he listened to their lot he'd be onto a winner.

Half the Labour party's problems are it's own supporters.
>> No. 92548 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 10:36 am
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>>92547
Most posts I see on there about Starmer are criticising his position on trans rights, you know the burning issue that is the top priority for most voters.
>> No. 92549 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 11:24 am
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>>92547>>92548
What the fuck are you retards moaning about? Shut up, shut the fuck up, you fucking manchildren. Every fucking discussion about politics on here it's "I saw something on Twitter...", "what they're saying on rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk is..." and so on. Moronic cunts.
>> No. 92550 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 11:34 am
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>>92549
You would be hard-pressed to find more useless barometers of the electorate's mood.
>> No. 92551 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 12:10 pm
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>>92550
Did I fucking ask, you hopeless cunt?
>> No. 92552 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 12:27 pm
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>>92549

I'm pretty sure I know your rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk username mate. Go get mummy to rub some bepanthen on your eternally inflamed arsehole, christ.
>> No. 92553 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 12:31 pm
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>>92552
Why are you talking about my arsehole, you big carpet-bagger? Stop talking about rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk every fucking time people are trying to talk about politics and maybe I wouldn't have to shout at you, I've asked nicely in the past.

>I'm pretty sure I know your rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk username mate.
I think a lot of people just call you thick wherever you go on the internet.
>> No. 92554 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 12:35 pm
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>>92553

Are you confused and angry because you can't find the downvote button here?

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 92555 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 1:29 pm
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>>92554
What is this "that's what you are but what am I?" nonsense? Talk about rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk and Twitter on rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk or Twitter or shut up, that's it.
>> No. 92556 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 2:09 pm
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>>92555
Not him but it's relevant to talk about these sites when they quite clearly are influencing Labour policy. What's popular on a given day on twitter and with the steam-enthusiasts does impact reality as we can see from Hansard suddenly talking about topics that are 'trending'. That's the world we're living in and you have to accept it.

That such a connection is complete nonsense and Labour have entirely misjudged the sway of right-on web2.0 types is a worthy criticism to make.
>> No. 92557 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 2:11 pm
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>>92555

You've got to be really bumsore to ban over that. Someone clearly got up on the wrong side of the bed today didn't they.
>> No. 92558 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 2:52 pm
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>>92556
>Not him but it's relevant to talk about these sites when they quite clearly are influencing Labour policy.
[citation needed]
>> No. 92559 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 3:01 pm
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>>92557
I hate to burst your indignant self-righteous bubble, but I was the one who placed the ban and I haven't contributed to this thread until now or even read it beyond your string of posts. Tedious forum war bullshit is the exact reason the rudgwicksteamshow.co.uk wordfilter exists and you would absolutely be banned for engaging in it by any of us regardless of which side of the bed we woke up on.
>> No. 92560 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 3:02 pm
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>>92555

/r/foundtherudgwicksteamshow.co.ukuser/
>> No. 92561 Anonymous
20th March 2021
Saturday 6:20 pm
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>>92558
Hansard actually hosts a good deal of data analytics on this:
https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/the-use-of-social-media-by-mps-in-parliamentary-debate/
(Worth pointing out that SkyNews is apparently Labour territory)

RLBs campaign has been highlighted for dropping 'progressive patriotism' in a story that matches what we known of 'One Nation Labour'.
https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2020/01/jeremy-corbyn-labour-twitter-primary/604690/
>> No. 92575 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 2:00 pm
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>>92538
Heidi Allen. She's a babe, plus she's a Remainer who left. A true goddess in every respect.
>> No. 92578 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 2:28 pm
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Here's my own epic hot take: Labour's base no longer exists. Class war is largely outdated. Terry the car dealer who left school at 14 and owns a chain of BMW dealerships isn't going to vote Labour. Coal miners can't vote for Labour; there are no coal mines left. Pretty much anyone of the traditional Bruce Springsteen class have now been assigned a new place in society, either in call centres or shopping centres, or just on benefits in Middlesbrough. The Labour image of the "workers" is an image of an almost-extinct demographic. Every builder in the country could vote Labour, and it wouldn't be enough. But still, Labour want to be the party of class war. They get the new generation of povvos, Hannah with a Masters degree in French Theatre who now works in Starbucks, but I am arguably one of those as well, and I have never voted Labour in my life (in the three different elections that took place in 2019, I voted Change UK, Women's Equality Party and the Liberal Democrats. My votes are literally worthless lmao).

I also passionately think that the modern left in general needs to abandon its obsession with the moral high ground. People don't like to be lectured by sanctimonious twats. Brexit started out as a bunch of swivel-eyed racists, but everyone listened to them and said, "I don't agree with all of it, but I agree with some of it." I saw countless interviews with Trump voters in America who said the same thing: he's monstrously unpalatable, but he's the only one saying good things as well. So people need to listen before they can form an opinion. Otherwise, they just listen to Rupert Murdoch and the Daily Express because they're not wanky and Labour are.

The really wild corollary to all this is that Labour, and Jeremy Corbyn in particular, would have done a lot better if they'd said they wanted to storm the City of London and go full trial-of-Ceaucescu on any motherfucker in a suit who couldn't outrun them. Obviously calling for violent massacres isn't a good thing, nor is it a vote-winner in itself, but once you've put that idea into the public conversation, you can then accustom people to a less murderous punishment for the bankers. People won't like you, but they'll absorb your ideas, and you'll get elected anyway. It worked for Trump, it worked for Brexit (but not for Nidge the Fridge, admittedly), and a lot of people hate the bankers a lot more than they have ever hated the European Court of Justice. The moral high ground is a hindrance to electoral victory.

Liz Sugg is another Tory MILF.
>> No. 92579 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 2:37 pm
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>>92578
>I voted Change UK
>People don't like to be lectured by sanctimonious twats.
I can think of at least one person.

Whilst you're being hyperbolic and silly, I do tend to agree with the ultimate point of your post. If Labour had a bit more needle and came off a bit less like they wanted the country to be a primary school with more PFI they might be doing quite a bit better. Starmer's going to spend the next few years being called a Great Britain hating, Communist, daft militant wog-lover and his response will be "no, I completely reject that". You're not going to unleash a load of secret neo-Jacobins because you rile up people about flat wages and piss-taking tax-dodgers, so I agree that "they go low we go high" is generally a losing strategy. That's not to say they should become completely amoral, before the lad who thinks they just need to be more racist pipes up.
>> No. 92581 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 2:50 pm
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>>92578

This strikes me as a really naïve accelerationist view of politics. It "worked for Trump" because Trump had the support of a complicit media in being allowed to act as an attention-grabbing, view-gathering clown. Such an approach would not work for Corbyn because his views were intolerable to the establishment, especially to anyone involved in matters of military or foreign policy, and our news media (even supposedly left ones) are embarrassingly pro-war/pro-"intervention".

The idea that class war is outdated because of a bunch of stereotypes you've cobbled together in your head is also absolutely bizarre.
>> No. 92582 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 2:52 pm
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>>92578
>Class war is largely outdated
Class in the class war sense is about economic interest rather than cultural markers. Hannah and Daryl the lad from the call centre are both working class regardless of how refined and sophisticated her taste in French theatre is. Tony the car dealer does not share Daryl's economic interests even though they have the same accent.
>> No. 92584 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 4:39 pm
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Everyone thinks they are the squeezed middle class. Regardless of if they make more than 200k a year or less than 20k.
>> No. 92585 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 5:40 pm
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>>92578

The problem is "workingclass" now squarely includes people who went to university, whose mams and dads were doctors and barristers.

They don't think they're working class because working class means you're called Gaz, you follow the footy, and you drink Stella down the Four Lampposts. You can't be working class if you eat tapas and watch Big Bang Theory. Working class people go to Benidorm on holiday and lie on the beach getting sunburnt, whereas you go to Amsterdam and visit the Anne Frank museum. You're clearly nothing alike- Except there's a good chance Gaz is earning every penny the same as you, and it doesn't make a blind bit of fucking difference what class you think you are.

Class war is not outdated, it's just been cleverly misdirected and people thinking the way you do about it means it worked. You swallowed the bait.
>> No. 92586 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 6:10 pm
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Class-based party loyalties no longer hold. Labour now represent a mostly urban, mostly young middle-class demographic who like Europe and social justice; the Tories now represent older people who live in towns, have lower levels of education and strongly identify as British or English. People vote based on identity, not self-interest.

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2017/04/25/demographics-dividing-britain
>> No. 92587 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 6:55 pm
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>>92586

Which is largely what people have been saying. Labour is doomed to failure as long as it primarily appeals to those urban student lefty types.

If only there were some way for it to shift its focus and change its image to recapture the demographics it formerly enjoyed huge support from. But sadly there isn't, not without becoming literal Nazis anyway. It's a shame really, we'll just have to live with the Tories forever.

Oh well. Luckily I can afford to be performatively unhappy about this situation from my position of relative privilege.
>> No. 92588 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 6:58 pm
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The only real solution I can see would be deposing Murdoch and replacing his propaganda with pretty much anything else at all.
>> No. 92589 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 7:13 pm
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>>92585
>Except there's a good chance Gaz is earning every penny the same as you, and it doesn't make a blind bit of fucking difference what class you think you are
So maybe Gaz is middle-class? People have been saying "everyone is middle-class now" since the 1990s at least. You still get the occasional prole, like the cleaners at my work, but otherwise we all talk the same and all act the same, and we're posher than some but less posh than others. Sounds to me like we're all in the middle.
>> No. 92590 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 7:23 pm
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>>92589

Well, yes, that''s exactly what ol' Thatcher wanted everyone to think. Anyone who earns full time minimum wage, and cohabits with a partner, can basically afford the baseline signifiers of "middle class" life. You can live in a small semi up north, have two cars on the drive, and still have change for a Nandos every week or two, on a combined income of £40k. The middle class dream come true, right?

Of course it's self evidently absurd to suggest the very baseline of acceptable living is the "middle". You don't have to be a political genius to realise what's wrong with that concept. If the bottom is the middle then where's the real middle, and what on earth is at the top and bottom?

Reminder that the median wage is £25k. The overwhelming majority of people in this country are barely above minimum wage in the grander scheme of things, they've just been conned into thinking that's the middle.
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21st March 2021
Sunday 7:34 pm
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>>92590

In fact here's a little diagram I made to illustrate the issue with modern conceptions of class.
>> No. 92592 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 7:48 pm
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>>92590

They have conned themselves, no one needed to con them. In 1904 someone made a board game called the landords game that was purposefully cruel and rewarded being ahead to teach the dubious feedback loop inherent in property ownership, rent and a flat rate tax.

It didn't catch on. Then parker brothers bought the licence removed all the pejorative about success in that system and renamed it monopoly, and it is the most successful game of all time. People want to be that winner.

People are aspiration and have ideas above their position, this in many aspects of life is considered a positive it means they advance. It is however shooting themselves in the foot when it comes to shaping public policy. No one wants to be told you are trying your hardest but you still need help, that's a euphemism for you are a failure, to most.
>> No. 92593 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 8:07 pm
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Lads, if the Labour party is going into the dustbin of history and the Tories are turning into a more northern and state intervention/crony capitalist party then isn't it high time we found a new champion? One that would oppose authoritarianism and support a new capitalism with the living wage ideally?

If only we had a party like that...

>>92579
Not him but Change had some pretty good MEP picks that I remember commenting on at the time.

>If Labour had a bit more needle and came off a bit less like they wanted the country to be a primary school with more PFI they might be doing quite a bit better.

Corbyn lost hard m8. Sorry if I'm the one finally breaking the news in your bubble.

>>92581
Trump didn't have the support of the media at all. You can argue that he eventually had Fox (after the nomination) or that the negative press helped him but the idea that the likes of CNN supported him is laughable.
>> No. 92594 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 8:09 pm
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>>92592

No, there definitely was a concerted effort to con them. It worked quite effectively and now nobody even questions it.

Plenty of people think they're self made middle class products of aspiration and enterprise, when in reality they were just lucky beneficiaries of the right to buy their council house, and in material terms are probably worse off than before. (Back in my day you could buy a deck of fags for 50p! etc)

It might be a hard pill to swallow but people have to stop deluding themselves if anything is to improve. They know something isn't right (BROKEN BRITAIN!) they just prefer comforting lies rather than facing the truth.
>> No. 92595 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 8:17 pm
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>>92593
>If only we had a party like that...
Greens have more momentum, as well as connections to Green parties in other, more significant, countries.
>> No. 92596 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 8:19 pm
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>>92592

>No one wants to be told you are trying your hardest but you still need help

It doesn't have to be about "needing help", it should be about the fact you deserve better.

Of course the classic lefty refrain about making sure nobody starves and so on does sound a bit absurd in a first world country where, by rights, even a doley lives a relatively privileged life compared to, say, a starving Ethiopian. But people should still be angry that their wages have stagnated for the last decade, while in real terms everything else has become more expensive. People should still be angry that their hard work isn't valued appropriately, while some people make millions for doing fuck all. People should still be angry that the government pisses our tax money away on such blatant cronyism, even in the midst of a global crisis.

It's just weird how the Labour party can't seem to tap into that.
>> No. 92597 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 9:01 pm
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>>92594
>Plenty of people think they're self made middle class products of aspiration and enterprise

I read a good post a while back about how it's all the little things across an entire community that help build a person, without many people realising how much it shapes them, but how a lot of this has been lost as society is now a lot more selfish.

>>92596
When Labour do it they have a habit of coming across like a student rabble espousing the politics of envy. They're gonna take your money if you work hard and give it to fucking scroungers.
>> No. 92598 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 9:12 pm
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>>92596
As well as Labour's complete and utter uselessness I get the sense there's an element of "fake it till you make it" felt among some of the more important middle class voters.
To recognise the shitness of their situation is to realise their ascent up the ladder has come to a crashing halt and that it's only downhill from here. If they refuse to recognise that they can at least dream about when they'll be richer. By keeping the dream alive, they give themselves a marginal advantage over those who give up when it comes to actually achieving the dream. (But in aggregate: none of them will.)

Similar to the idea of premium mediocrity (In that case: paying a little more for mediocre "aspirational" products to signal that you're striving upwards, because if you admit that you're broke and buy the apparently more efficient cheap option it shows everyone that you're not really trying, that you think success is a matter of chance rather than work on your own part. And it is, but if you tell people that you think it is, that lowers your chance of success.) but constrained within the mind of your own family. (To a degree. The ballot is private, but lots of people still share their feelings at election time...)
>> No. 92599 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 10:17 pm
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>>92590
The national median income is over £30,000 now. As someone who earns between £25,000 and £30,000, this upsets me greatly ;_;

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/personalandhouseholdfinances/incomeandwealth/bulletins/householddisposableincomeandinequality/financialyearending2020provisional
>> No. 92600 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 10:31 pm
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>>92599

But why does it upset you. You are in the majority of the population who earns less than £30,001 why would that be something to be ashamed of?
>> No. 92601 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 10:32 pm
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>>92593
I posted on Facebook in 2010 that I had voted, and I voted Liberal Democrat. I then added, "They'd better not win and ruin the country now."

Obviously I'm glad they had their moment in the spotlight, but they really didn't do much with it. Even the 5p charge for plastic bags; I swear that money was originally meant to go to environmental charities, rather than lining the pockets of the supermarkets. But now, the bags are smaller, worse quality, and you can be charged up to and above 50p for them. It was a great policy, and it's gone wrong now. I'd like to think they could have done a better job with the AV referendum too, although I don't know if they'd have succeeded, given both major parties agree on enforcing the two-party horseshit we currently have. Plus, of course, tuition fees. I have voted for the Liberal Democrats many times, and will probably vote for them occasionally for the rest of my life, but by God, they're not very competent, are they?
>> No. 92602 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 10:40 pm
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>>92600
I have rich parents, and I had a posh upbringing. My entire childhood consisted not of "Here's how to get a good job and become rich", but rather, "You will get a good job and become rich; here's how to handle it gracefully and with class." I am seething mad about being robbed of what I was told was my birthright, when my birthright is still going to others. The message that I am a failure, honestly, lingers over me like a spooky ghost at all times. Obviously if the commies took over and redistributed everyone's wealth, that would be an acceptable reason for me not to be rich, but when my entire childhood was based on a lie, I feel cheated. It's not great or noble or righteous to feel this way, but I do feel this way and it's perfectly noble and righteous to demand justice when the government is on TV, constantly gaslighting me that everything's fine and I haven't been fucked over at all.
>> No. 92603 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 10:50 pm
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>>92602
If your posh, rich parents can't sort something out for you then you're not as posh and rich as you think.
>> No. 92604 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 10:59 pm
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>>92603
They worked for the EU. They have no connections in this country at all, so I couldn't network my way into comfy nepotism. They can afford to support me if I don't have a job (and this has happened repeatedly), but for my own emotional wellbeing, I would like to live like a normal person instead of a mama's-boy sponge.
>> No. 92605 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 11:14 pm
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>>92601
I remain convinced that the fact they agreed to a coalition in exchange for AV was utter deranged insanity. The slightest glance at precedent from other countries would suggest that bigger parties tend to eat up their coalition partners. A quick tactical calculation would point out that a disproportionate number of their seats were in Scotland. The best tactical case that can be put forward for coalition is that it shows how responsible they are, something there are other ways to achieve while retaining some control.
I swear that parties make the stupidest decisions when they think they're putting party before country. In the process they wind up fucking both the country and (in the interest of giving the audience some catharsis) themselves. The Lib Dems would've been in a much stronger position if they'd given the Conservatives confidence and supply, or held out until someone broke and offered full PR, but that would've meant not giving in to the hysterical idea that we needed a majority (coalition) government right away because the budget was crying out for an axe and confidence and supply agreements apparently no longer exist.

I don't think there's an upper bound on how much I dislike the Lib Dems for their miscalculation. It's one thing to hurt the country in the name of helping your party, it's quite another to hurt the country in the name of destroying your party, guided only by the sort of orange book idiocy that saw the party totally fail to capitalise on Labour's implosion and actually fall back on the 2005 result in seat terms.
It's honestly enough to make me look back more positively on Cameron. Smart bastard, stealing the credit for the popular policies while telling his base it was the Lib Dems fucking everything up. Say what you will about the idiotic pileup of miscalculation and lessons not learned that was the EU referendum, his party is in government with an increased majority while the Lib Dems are (one hopes) spiraling the drain. The lesson speaks for itself.
>> No. 92606 Anonymous
21st March 2021
Sunday 11:34 pm
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>>92604

That's household earnings you div. Posh upbringing my arse.
>> No. 92617 Anonymous
23rd March 2021
Tuesday 8:50 pm
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I find it hard to feel anything towards Starmer other than apathy.
>> No. 92618 Anonymous
24th March 2021
Wednesday 11:44 am
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>>92617
About time for another divisive leadership campaign and pick someone else from the broad pool of electable candidates?
Get your shit together or embrace the wilderness.
>> No. 92619 Anonymous
24th March 2021
Wednesday 12:40 pm
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There's nobody the Tories and their mates haven't paid off. Clement Atlee himself could rise from the grave and run for Labour leader, and the papers would still find a way to paint him as incompetent and ineffective.

If Winston Churchill was the Labour leader and Adolf Hitler was running the Conservatives, we'd still be hearing about how Churchill is boring and out of touch.
>> No. 92620 Anonymous
24th March 2021
Wednesday 1:41 pm
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>>92617

I'd argue that's a good thing for a modern politician. I'd kill for a bland leader. This is why a Miliband should have been the perfect choice.
>> No. 92621 Anonymous
24th March 2021
Wednesday 3:32 pm
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>>92617
All you lads had to do was elect ARE LIZ. We warned you that there would be consequences.

>>92619
>If Winston Churchill was the Labour leader and Adolf Hitler was running the Conservatives, we'd still be hearing about how Churchill is boring and out of touch.

I-I well, Churchill was out of touch and the National Government fell for reasons stretching back to the depression and general ham-handedness. Even before then it's commonly accepted that Britain got off lightly in the Great Depression because Churchill had already fucked the economy in the 1920s with a gold-backed currency.

I'm also unsure if the Mirror or Guardian have been paid off by Tory donors. Something about their editorial style. I think it speaks more about the failure of Labour's strategy of stepping back and letting Boris destroy himself which seems to be a classic underestimation that has propped up his entire career.
>> No. 92622 Anonymous
24th March 2021
Wednesday 3:37 pm
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>>92617
If Starmer's mum and dad had worn a condom that fateful night I doubt it would be doing much differently were it Labour leader.
>> No. 92623 Anonymous
24th March 2021
Wednesday 3:38 pm
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Excuse me, "used a condom". I do just about understand that you don't slide into a condom with your partner like it was a spermicidal sleeping bag.
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24th March 2021
Wednesday 4:03 pm
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>> No. 92625 Anonymous
25th March 2021
Thursday 11:29 pm
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>>92623
>you don't slide into a condom with your partner like it was a spermicidal sleeping bag
Isn't that what the extra-large ones are for?
>> No. 92626 Anonymous
27th March 2021
Saturday 3:54 pm
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>>92625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeCmHYDFaog
>> No. 92627 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 10:46 am
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>Sir Keir Starmer is preparing to replace his shadow chancellor, Anneliese Dodds, in a shake-up of his frontbench team. Starmer, who will mark his first anniversary as Labour leader next Sunday, is due to demote several underperforming shadow ministers after the local elections in an attempt to get on the front foot and challenge Boris Johnson.

>Allies of Starmer say Dodds, an Oxford-educated economist, is highly intelligent but has failed to communicate effectively the party’s vision. Rachel Reeves, the shadow Cabinet Office minister, is the favourite to replace her and has become one of Starmer’s closest confidantes. Reeves, who also went to Oxford and is an economist, has won plaudits for exposing Tory cronyism in the awarding of government personal protective equipment (PPE) contracts during the pandemic. However, Lisa Nandy, the shadow foreign secretary, is also understood to be in the frame, according to party insiders. A source said: “Nandy is one of the party’s best communicators and has not been in a role that has enabled her to utilise her talents to the full and needs a more public-facing role.”

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/starmer-to-axe-shadow-chancellor-anneliese-dodds-after-labour-poll-slump-n55z62dkg

Dodds has been like a rabbit in the headlights but they can't give the Shadow Chancellor job to Nandy; she didn't seem to understand how corporation tax works when interviewed last month.

>Senior Labour MPs want Keir Starmer to bring in a “big figure” to provide greater direction to his leadership, amid concerns within the party that caution and a lack of ambition are holding back his performance.

>Shadow cabinet ministers are understood to be among those who have concerns that Starmer is losing crucial momentum at the end of his first year in office, with several MPs calling for more experience to be injected into his team to spell out “what Keir is for”. It comes as the Conservatives are still enjoying a lead in the polls, with several pollsters suggesting that a “vaccine bounce” has also helped Boris Johnson repair some of his personal approval rating in the wake of major mistakes in his handling of Covid last year.

>Short-term annoyances in the run-up to the budget, during which Labour contrived to have a row over its own position on corporation tax, and shadow business secretary Ed Miliband backed electric cars while conceding he did not own one, have fed into frustrations that have been building over recent months. The emergence of wider unease follows Peter Mandelson’s call for Starmer to begin a review of the party’s policies, in order to adopt measures that are “radical, credible, affordable”. There has also been concern that the party’s main message for the local elections so far has focused on NHS workers’ pay, with some worrying that it may soon be undermined by a higher government pay offer, or that it fails to appeal to other public and private sector workers hit hard by the pandemic. “People do underestimate the mountain of shit Keir inherited,” said one senior MP. “It is a monumental task. But there is a complaint of a lack of grip.” Another said: “There is deep frustration in the shadow cabinet over a lack of direction.”

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/mar/28/labour-mps-raise-fears-over-keir-starmers-lack-of-grip

He's also had a bit of a hammering in the Tory press for taking a backseat on rebuking Nadia Whittome for refusing to condemn the protestors in Bristol.
>> No. 92628 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 12:24 pm
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>>92627
>Rachel Reeves, the shadow Cabinet Office minister, is the favourite

She's my favourite too!
>> No. 92629 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 12:30 pm
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>>92627
Drag the net Kier, get a policy or two!

>>92628
Is this a political thing or did you see her exposed knee on Newsnight and now you're in love?
>> No. 92630 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 12:40 pm
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>>92629

No, I saw her looking like someone's Mum many moons ago, and this has been going on for a very long time indeed.
>> No. 92631 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 12:42 pm
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>>92627
>Allies of Starmer say Dodds, an Oxford-educated economist, is highly intelligent but has failed to communicate effectively the party’s vision
This is a baffling charge from allies of a man without vision who leads a party without vision. Did they expect her to somehow become a parliamentary analogue to Eşref Armağan overnight?
>> No. 92632 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 12:47 pm
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>>92627
>Dodds, an Oxford-educated economist
>Reeves, who also went to Oxford and is an economist

That's all well and good but what were their GCSE results like?
>> No. 92633 Anonymous
28th March 2021
Sunday 12:55 pm
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>>92631
I think that's mainly a polite way of saying "she can't interview for shit."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYO7U4hRw2E
>> No. 92647 Anonymous
31st March 2021
Wednesday 8:22 am
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Welp.

https://www.jlpartners.co.uk/red-wall-wave-2
>> No. 92648 Anonymous
31st March 2021
Wednesday 10:32 am
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>>92633
She did alright. Even if you think she lost the argument it was hardly 'car crash'. Economics is tough, nuanced stuff.
>> No. 92656 Anonymous
31st March 2021
Wednesday 5:58 pm
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>>92648
It's not good enough when you need to dispel the myth that Labour cannot be trusted with the economy.
>> No. 92668 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 4:50 am
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Christ they are hopeless.
>> No. 92670 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 10:04 am
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>>92668
How useless of him to call out the obviously whitewashed report as being obviously whitewashed. He should just take their word for it.
>> No. 92671 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 10:15 am
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>>92670
As if Keir Starmer would ever say something as unequivocal or interesting as "obviously whitewashed."
>> No. 92673 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 11:59 am
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>>92670
I'm not sure the Labour party whinging about how everyone in Britain is a racist would be a good look ahead of local elections.
>> No. 92674 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 12:05 pm
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>>92673
You're right. They should only talk about white people things.
>> No. 92675 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 1:45 pm
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Wellll white people are 85+% of the population, so depending on what you mean by "White people things", you'd be talking about poverty, for example. Or CT or CGT or minimum wage rises or like, really important but unsexy stuff. People shouldn't be racist, that's fairly agreed, but making race a platform just makes Labour unelectable.

But yeah fuck it, who cares about improving education and infrastructure and welfare, let's just talk about race. What a winner.
>> No. 92677 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 2:21 pm
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>>92674

Wow, I didn't know his PR team would post on here. Labour are clearly and repeatedly missing the mark with the general public.

The report did say that there is still overt racism in the UK and highlights many areas that need improvement. Knowing that they took a big hit in the last election, largely due to losing their traditional voter base, would it have been so hard to say that the UK does fairly well with race, while there is still much work to do we are at least not institutionally racist?

I know he is largely hemmed in by a party currently acting out their long rehearsed reactions to this report and citing all manner of bias. But, as before, they are utterly hopeless. You couldn't fuck up a political party this badly if you tried. The next GE may as well be Reform UK vs. Tories.

>>92675

Thus, all the effort goes towards tearing the report apart rather than forming a credible opposition. The reports aren't biased if we do them!
>> No. 92678 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 2:38 pm
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Keir Starmer isn't like Jeremy Corbyn, who alienated voters from Labour by going around whinging about the Chagossians or whatever, the sort of issues that key voters don't care about just because he's such a right-on lefty who feels strongly about these issues that he can't hold his tongue and say what the electorate want to hear. Corbyn could never speak to the moderate middle ground average voters who actually think that Britain is a pretty good place that most people would like to live in. Now, Keir Starmer? Keir loves Britain and everything about it. He's a proud, patriotic, electable, proud patriot. He'll have sex with the flag. He just thinks that Britain is also riven with institutional racism and that this is a bad thing, a thing bad enough that he's breaking his policy of hiding in the cupboard to come out and say: "Actually, Britain is racist, and I don't like racism, it disappoints me when people deny the racism", and then returning to the cupboard. With the flags. Which he would fuck, by the way. The sexually attractive flags of the racist country that he's absolutely a viable candidate for prime minister of.
>> No. 92679 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 3:09 pm
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>>92674
Indeed, ethnic minorities don't care about things like housing, jobs, policing, healthcare or any of that guff. They just care about how horribly, inarguably, INARGUABLY institutionally racist Britain is.

Nobody seems to have actually read the report. The GMB secretary Rehana Azam was denouncing it before it had even been released. It doesn't say that racism doesn't exist in Britain or that racial disparities aren't an issue. It carefully makes the point that, given the available data, that there is no evidence for institutional racism, and that confounding variables like class, family structure and income play a much larger role than race alone. Of course if your main thrill in life is basking in your moral superiority over dem racist fockin' tories then you're free to ignore the data and imagine your own, more palatable conclusions to the ones produced by the most racially diverse Cabinet in history.

>>92678
Yes petal, everyone except you is stupid and racist and just loves flags because of how stupid and racist they are. Pat yourself on the back and please, please start working for the Labour party as soon as possible if you don't already.
>> No. 92680 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 3:25 pm
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I just don't understand why you'd spend years trying to undermine and sabotage a leader who's unelectable because he's too much of a wet lefty, and then once you're in charge, carry on being too much of a wet lefty to be electable, just in an altogether more bland manner and devoid of any traces of actual leftism.

It's really not difficult. The British public don't mind a lefty, they just want a lefty who'll say "You know what, I'm sick of hearing about all this racism bollocks, can we change the record." They don't have to have a hard on for the union jack, but it would help if it didn't quite obviously make them physically sick to look at.
>> No. 92681 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 3:40 pm
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>>92679
I am not sure how you've managed to conflate Keir Starmer's positions with my own. I'm not the one who goes on telly saying the country's racist. (Not so far as you know, anyway.)
>> No. 92688 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 6:11 pm
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Labour lost my vote when they drove out Jeremy through nefarious means. My next vote is going to Northern Independence Party. They've got some weird obsession with trannies but once it happens we can do as we like.
>> No. 92694 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 7:09 pm
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>>92679
>It doesn't say that racism doesn't exist in Britain or that racial disparities aren't an issue. It carefully makes the point that, given the available data, that there is no evidence for institutional racism, and that confounding variables like class, family structure and income play a much larger role than race alone.
Right. And we all know that's bollocks, to the point where government advisors are resigning because of how bollocks it is.
>> No. 92697 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 7:55 pm
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>>92694
It's definitely biased to some extent, but the main reason why government advisors are resigning is because they've made careers for themselves advising the government to be less racist.
>> No. 92698 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 8:02 pm
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>>92697
Is that "reason why" something you have evidence of or is it just something you just decided?
>> No. 92699 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 8:05 pm
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>>92697
I see words here, but I'm struggling to parse out any meaning from them. Do you want to have another go?
>> No. 92700 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 8:08 pm
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>>92699

Sounds as though he's saying that now Boris "Watermelon smiles" Johnson is in power, racism is finally defeated.
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1st April 2021
Thursday 9:34 pm
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>Right. And we all know that's bollocks, to the point where government advisors are resigning because of how bollocks it is.
>>I see words here, but I'm struggling to parse out any meaning from them. Do you want to have another go?
Not him, it took me two tries but now parses as "government advisors have worked themselves out of the job", presumably through being effective if that's the case. I don't know who's resigned, or why, and I haven't read the report.

>Sounds as though he's saying that now Boris "Watermelon smiles" Johnson is in power, racism is finally defeated.
Sounds like you just want to manifest the first word in a cunt off. They're talking about institutional racism, not hating people who have dark skin. It's fucking ignorant to compare the, which is ironic considering you're obviously coming here from the woke side of the bed.

Institutional racism =/= racism. If you're going to be a twat, would be a darling and at least give us an idea of what specific examples of institutional racism have been glossed over by this report?
>> No. 92706 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 9:43 pm
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>>92705
>They're talking about institutional racism
No he wasn't.
>the main reason why government advisors are resigning is because they've made careers for themselves advising the government to be less racist
>> No. 92707 Anonymous
1st April 2021
Thursday 10:29 pm
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>>92705
>what specific examples of institutional racism have been glossed over by this report?
How about black football managers? Why are there so few, when there are so many black players?
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2nd April 2021
Friday 1:27 am
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>>92707
>How about black football managers? Why are there so few, when there are so many black players?
Sorry for the flurry of questions: Why do top players earn more than top managers? Why are there so few American players when there are so many American athletes? Why are there so many South American players compared to Asian players? Why does the institution one part and not the other?

I just don't know mate. I don't know why there are so few, I just don't think it's any more likely to be cored in racism over any other potential factor.

>>92706
He was. I understand that you'd miss that if you were purposefully ignoring their previous post in favour of seizing on a sentence that turned out a bit of a jumble. Here's what they said.

>Nobody seems to have actually read the report. The GMB secretary Rehana Azam was denouncing it before it had even been released. It doesn't say that racism doesn't exist in Britain or that racial disparities aren't an issue. It carefully makes the point that, given the available data, that there is no evidence for institutional racism, and that confounding variables like class, family structure and income play a much larger role than race alone.
>> No. 92709 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 3:59 am
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>>92707

>How about black football managers? Why are there so few, when there are so many black players?

The average age of a professional football manager is 50. The average age of a professional player is 25. It takes a long time for people to progress through their career to become a professional manager or coach, so they reflect the ethnic make-up of players from two or three decades ago. A report from the Sports Peoples' Think Tank predicted that it could take thirty years for football to achieve equal representation in management and coaching, which sounds damning but is actually exactly what you'd expect if the system is working fairly.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34589035
>> No. 92720 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 10:36 am
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>>92697 back.
I'm saying they're between a rock and a hard place unless they resign.

If the report is mostly correct and institutional racism isn't significant in this country anymore, then the purpose of their role as advisors on the matter has been greatly eroded.
If the report is truly incorrect, they can't stay in their role and keep a shred of credibility.

Either way whether the report is mostly right or mostly wrong, it has put these advisors into a position where resigning and getting themselves into the spotlight is a much more advantageous position for them to be in right now.
>> No. 92724 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 12:27 pm
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Well you know, it's like drugs innit. If my line of business was researching how to cure cancer, the very last thing I'd want to stumble upon would be an actual cure for cancer. Put me out of a job wouldn't it.
>> No. 92733 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 2:22 pm
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>>92708
>Why do top players earn more than top managers?
Because of the celebrity status of the players. Nobody buys a shirt with the manager's name on it. There is also a perception, whether it's true or not, that top players are better than top managers.
>Why are there so few American players when there are so many American athletes?
American players could be footballers if they wanted to. It's just that culturally, they're not as interested in the sport. It's the same as how Indians all play cricket. There are no Indian footballers because on the whole, Indians don't like football. If they did, they should be able to become footballers.
>Why are there so many South American players compared to Asian players?
See above. Again, it would only be racism if Asians wanted to play football and couldn't. Same as how white people tend not to complain about the total lack of white slaves being sold at slave markets in Libya: white people don't want to be represented there. Of course, it's possible that black people just don't want to be football managers. If that was the case, then it wouldn't be racist that there aren't any. But why don't they want to be managers, when they love being players? The idea that practically every single black player decides, unilaterally, that management just isn't for them, seems incredibly statistically unlikely.
>> No. 92734 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 2:48 pm
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>>92733

>The idea that practically every single black player decides, unilaterally, that management just isn't for them, seems incredibly statistically unlikely.

Have I been shadowbanned or something? >>92709
>> No. 92735 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 3:17 pm
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>>92734
There were plenty of black footballers thirty years ago, though. And if black players from 15 years ago are making their way up to top-level management, wouldn't we see more of them in lower-level management right now? Patrick Vieira and Thierry Henry might do it, but that's about it. I can't think of any others. That's not even enough managers for just the Premier League.
>> No. 92736 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 5:09 pm
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>>92735
Darren Moore, Chris Hughton (mixed race I think), Hasselbaink had a go.
>> No. 92737 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 5:32 pm
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>>92735
>That's not even enough managers for just the Premier League.

Yes but presumably you wouldn't have the entire League being run by black managers or people would call racism for forcing black people into managerial positions. They'd be a special programme to get more black football players out of the managerial career track and into selling carpets and crisps on the telly.
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2nd April 2021
Friday 5:37 pm
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>>92736

Hasselbaink is back in charge at Burton Albion and Jobi McAnuff is interim manager at Leyton Orient. I'm not sure what ethnicity Valérien Ismaël is, but he's definitely non-white.

Where are all the Asians?
>> No. 92740 Anonymous
2nd April 2021
Friday 8:01 pm
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>>92738
Asia
>> No. 92758 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 7:16 am
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>Keir Starmer has ordered the Labour party to prepare to fight an early general election in May 2023 as he pledges today to “take off the mask” and show the British people why he should be the next prime minister.

>After a year as leader – and with some in the party worried that he has yet to define a clear personal vision around which to rally MPs and activists – Starmer told the Observer he has found it deeply frustrating not being able to meet voters and campaign around the country. “We’ve been rebuilding the Labour party and demonstrating that we are under new leadership,” Starmer said. “But it has been frustrating to spend the first year as leader unable to make a speech to a live audience or shake a single voter’s hand.”

>He is now determined to take the fight to Boris Johnson with a new agenda to root out economic inequalities, redefine the purpose of public services and create secure, high-skilled jobs across the country, in the full expectation that Johnson will “go early” and trigger a general election in two years. “I’m now looking forward to taking the mask off and opening the throttle. I’ve instructed the party to be election ready for 2023. The next election, whenever it comes, will be a once in a lifetime chance to get Britain working for everyone,” Starmer said. The Labour leader is convinced that Johnson is gearing up for a May 2023 contest in a short electoral window of opportunity after the economy has undergone an expected, sharp rebound from the Covid crisis but before it begins to flatline.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/apr/03/keir-starmer-ill-take-my-mask-off-and-show-why-i-should-be-prime-minister

We're getting full throttle Starmer, lads.
>> No. 92760 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 8:05 am
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>>92758
>as he pledges today to “take off the mask”
That's just what the Labour front bench needs to whip it into shape: long covid.
>> No. 92761 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 9:39 am
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>>92760
What if he does it whilst dressed like a proper working bloke?
>> No. 92772 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 5:18 pm
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>>92758
>Keir! Get off the fence, cap'n! She cannae hold it! Pick a side!
>If I die here, tell my wife, "Hello".

>>92761
The Village People have let themselves go.
>> No. 92776 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 6:14 pm
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>>92758
How exactly do you prepare for an election that will be over 2 years from now?

>The next election, whenever it comes, will be a once in a lifetime chance to get Britain working for everyone

As intrigued as I am at by the prediction of a post-covid UK bull run that will last until mid-2023, surely it will be a once in an electoral cycle chance. Why do politicians continue to bullshit us on this given that everyone knows it's not and that in reality Labour isn't looking to win 2023 but instead rebuild its base?
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4th April 2021
Sunday 6:50 pm
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>>92776
>How exactly do you prepare for an election that will be over 2 years from now?
Four years? You want Kier to lay out his stall for an election that could be three years away? Two years from now no one will remember what was being talked about twelve months ago. And besides how could Starmer have known the election was just around the corner, you can't slate him for not being psychic, 2028, that's what we're working towards now...
>> No. 92780 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 7:33 pm
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I had to look up how to spell Starmer's first name earlier. I won't tell you how to do it. I know he spells it funny, but it's really not a good thing when half of any group can't spell a politician's name.
>> No. 92781 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 7:35 pm
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>>92776
>How exactly do you prepare for an election that will be over 2 years from now?

I think it's his way of telling the party to get its shit together and stop with the constant infighting.
>> No. 92782 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 7:36 pm
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>>92780
It's not my fault I read The Gua... Gaurd... Guardian.
>> No. 92784 Anonymous
4th April 2021
Sunday 10:28 pm
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>>92782
I looked it up. Keir Starmer is named after Keir Hardie (and he went to school with Fatboy Slim!!!!), while "Kier" looks like it's only the Kier Group construction company, and the only person on Wikipedia actually called Kier instead of Keir is Kier Maitland, a Canadian swimmer. Now all I have to do is remember all that next time I need to name the Leader of the Opposition.
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8th April 2021
Thursday 12:42 pm
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>Anger is mounting at the top of the Labour party over a trade union-commissioned poll on the party’s fortunes in the 6 May Hartlepool byelection that has sparked accusations of “betrayal”.

>The Communication Workers Union (CWU) asked Survation to poll residents in the north-eastern town, with the result showing the Conservatives on course to take the seat from Labour next month by 49% to 42%. The union’s general secretary, Dave Ward, referred to it when criticising Keir Starmer’s leadership of Labour and accused him of being “far too timid”.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/apr/08/labour-cries-foul-over-union-poll-showing-tories-on-track-to-take-hartlepool
>> No. 92914 Anonymous
8th April 2021
Thursday 1:20 pm
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>>92913
>7% have not heard of

Ouch. Although considering the CWU Executive is unanimously in the Momentum camp and one of our most militant unions it would only make sense they would be so daft

>a large majority of those surveyed supported investing more in public services, renationalising Royal Mail and providing free broadband

The CWU would say that. I'm curious on what renationalising Royal Mail would actually look like considering it was previously a mess of a public-private partnership.
>> No. 92915 Anonymous
8th April 2021
Thursday 1:23 pm
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>>92913
Insanity. To claim the union is "cosying up to the Conservatives" because they're desperately trying to warn Labour about what's happening is just so ignorant. Is Starmer really going to try to become PM on a platform of "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil"? God, what's the bloody point.

>A CWU spokesperson dismissed the anger as a “piss-take from the Labour right”
Yeah.
>> No. 92916 Anonymous
10th April 2021
Saturday 9:15 am
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I'm not saying Tonty Blair is behind this, but did the huge increase in people going to university accelerate Labour's problems? The movement of young people from towns to cities must have decreased the number of Labour voters in the former and increased it in the latter when cities tend to be Labour strongholds already anyway.
>> No. 92917 Anonymous
10th April 2021
Saturday 1:12 pm
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>>92915

Labour's decline in Hartlepool isn't a left-right thing, there's not a lot Starmer can do about it and that poll is deeply misleading.

Hartlepool is one of the most pro-Brexit constituencies in the country. At the last general election, the Tories and BXP got a combined 54% of the vote; the Labour incumbent won less than 38% of the vote and kept his seat purely because of the Eurosceptic vote being split. The Tories don't need to take any votes from Labour to win the by-election, they just need to mop up BXP votes.

Swinging to the left won't help, no matter what the unions think - as in many other traditional Labour seats, the electorate in Hartlepool have turned their back on politics as usual and are now voting based on populist and nationalist sentiments. Arthur Scargill stood against Peter Mandelson in 2001 and lost his deposit.

Brexit completely shattered old political norms, Corbynism proved itself to be a failed experiment and the Labour Left haven't come to terms with the new reality. Starmer is at least having a crack at selling himself as patriotic and populist, but rehabilitating the image of Labour is a project that'll take at least two electoral cycles.
>> No. 92918 Anonymous
10th April 2021
Saturday 1:20 pm
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>>92917
I appreciate in my brevity it will just look like Corbynite cope but Starmer taking a crack at wrapping himself in the flag to win back Brexit voters is a bit rich when he's surely the individual with the most blame for Labour's inane and unpopular Brexit position. (Even if Corbyn didn't help matters much by making the mistake of communicating it.)

Not that there were any easy solutions to Labour's zugzwang on the issue. At best I suppose we can hope it killed off the last chance to revive the Lib Dems.
>> No. 92919 Anonymous
10th April 2021
Saturday 2:10 pm
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>>92918
>zugzwang
Sometimes, I see or hear something from an opponent of the Conservative Party and I think, "There is no way these people will ever be relatable to The People™". It's normally when I learn a new word or concept, and think I'm super-smart for knowing what it is, and then one of these people drops it casually in conversation. It's like when Jo Swinson talked about a "political Dutch auction" during one of the 2019 election debates. I don't think I've ever heard anyone mention Dutch auctions out loud, ever, apart from that one time.

(For any of my fellow philistines reading this: zugzwang is a situation in chess, where it's the other player's turn and they have to make a move, but every move they are able to make would worsen their position.)
>> No. 92960 Anonymous
12th April 2021
Monday 2:54 pm
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>A recent poll suggesting Labour could lose next month’s Hartlepool byelection sent tremors through the party. Defeat would further cement the Tories’ authoritarian populist grip on the country – but remains unlikely: constituency polling is notoriously unreliable, Labour’s get out the vote operation gives it a formidable edge, and the government has only taken a seat from its opponents twice in the past half century.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/apr/12/keir-starmer-labour-leader-crucial-byelection

There we have it, the Owen Jones kiss of death. The Tories taking Hartlepool is almost inevitable now.
>> No. 92962 Anonymous
12th April 2021
Monday 3:25 pm
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>>92917

>Brexit completely shattered old political norms, Corbynism proved itself to be a failed experiment and the Labour Left haven't come to terms with the new reality. Starmer is at least having a crack at selling himself as patriotic and populist, but rehabilitating the image of Labour is a project that'll take at least two electoral cycles.

What neither side of the Labour party realises is that those things are two halves of a whole they need both of to stand a chance. Corbynism was a failed experiment, but not for the reasons the right thinks; and the right will never out-Tory the tories, but not for the reasons the left thinks. They've both got completely the wrong conclusions of each other.

What Labour needs to be, in order to become compelling to these lost heartland northern voters, is really rather more like what the old BNP were back before UKIP wiped them out of all relevancy or discourse. It's a truth neither side wants to hear but it's the truth nevertheless.
>> No. 92965 Anonymous
12th April 2021
Monday 3:56 pm
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>>92960
>Starmer’s team believe they deserve credit for reversing a huge polling deficit.
Are they on crack? Labour is still around the margin of error of the dismal 2019 result and the Conservative poll lead has been growing since January, not shrinking.
At this time in 2018 and 2019 (under Saint Corbyn the useless) Labour were polling about even with the Conservatives. Now you might say "Ah, but there wasn't a pandemic on" but it should hardly matter at this point in the electoral cycle. Anyone who isn't living in a state of Eden-like bliss should be saying they'll vote for the opposition when we're still 2-3 years away from an election.
>> No. 92968 Anonymous
12th April 2021
Monday 4:49 pm
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>>92962
>What Labour needs to be, in order to become compelling to these lost heartland northern voters, is really rather more like what the old BNP were back before UKIP wiped them out of all relevancy or discourse. It's a truth neither side wants to hear but it's the truth nevertheless.

I see what you're saying but at the same time not. The Tories already crushed the BNP-UKIP appeal by adopting the policy and rhetoric (if not action) of putting money into the left-behinds, euroscepticism, reformed immigration and attacking the kind of PC bullshit that annoys people. We'll see how that goes once rubber hits the road with Treasury and backbenchers shitting themselves over public debt but for the time being, Borisism is the winning strategy for a Labour election manifesto that appeals to the working man.

My suspicion is that a Labour counter would instead be about money into pockets with eye-watering tax rises in our future and lots of talk of spending that has been curtailed - Northern Powerhouse to Northern Shithouse.

>> No. 92969 Anonymous
12th April 2021
Monday 5:54 pm
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>>92968
The whole "Labour shouldn't try and out-Tory the Tories" seems like a complete red herring to me, perpetuated by the vocal minority who want to make Labour as unelectable as possible by saying that things like objecting to gypsies illegally pitching up is racist.

You don't need to try and out-Tory the Tories, you've just got to stop fucking alienating large swathes of the country and making them feel like you have nothing in common with them.
>> No. 92970 Anonymous
12th April 2021
Monday 6:14 pm
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>>92969
The problem is that the equally vocal majority of Labour MPs are just as out of touch with the country as anyone on the left. When you say "stop being out of touch" they will absolutely take that as their cue to fuck off and do something completely out of touch which, in their own minds, makes them look more Tory and therefore more electable.

The problem with being an MP from a Labour party stuffed with useless chaff who've rarely worked a proper job in their lives and who were usually the public sector office weirdo when they did is that you genuinely do not have anything in common with ordinary voters. Labour does a terrible job of covering that up because none of them really accept that they're overpromoted weirdos who need to be deported to acting school, they all still think they're a bit normal, or that they can at least fake being normal.
(Tories have it easy, everyone knows they're out of touch born to rule posh cunts. They don't have to be normal, they can coast in on the fact that by default people would rather entrust the stewardship of the country to the 19th Baron Grabbypaws of Inbred than to a lanky former sociology lecturer from Dampton Poly)
>> No. 92974 Anonymous
13th April 2021
Tuesday 11:58 am
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>>92969

The problem is that Labour takes very seriously stuff that nobody really cares about, which gives people the impression lefties are obsessed with things that nobody really gives a shit about.

Nobody ever asks the opinion of normal people- British democracy is based on programming people's opinions and then holding a dismal competition every five years to test how successful that programming has been.

When media outlets report "outrage" out of something MPs have done or said, it is to signal to their readers/viewers the emotions and opinions they ought to have, rather than to report on real feelings and opinions. The public aren't supposed to have those, anyway, so they mustn't be encouraged.

Take "antisemitism". Nobody cares about jews either way, except jews and nazis, where it's absolutely more one way than the other, and either way affects and is of interest to only a tiny proportion of the population. You wouldn't exactly get that impression from the media coverage of it.
>> No. 92976 Anonymous
13th April 2021
Tuesday 12:17 pm
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>You wouldn't exactly get that impression from the media coverage of it.

On the other hand, I have heard from more than one person who has been to a Labour CLP meeting they've been shocked by how much the likes of Israel/Palestine and expressing solidarity with Venezuela gets discussed rather than, you know, things that might actually matter to voters.
>> No. 92977 Anonymous
13th April 2021
Tuesday 12:43 pm
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>>92969
I'm not really arguing on that point. I agree that it's a cop-out made by the kind of people who view everything Tory, nationalist or outside their basic cult-like worldview as evil. But Labour does need it's manifesto hooks for the next election to recover votes and actually represent a choice. For reasons I cannot fully grasp you can't beat Boris on charisma alone and that goes double on the kind of voters Labour lost.

>>92970
It wasn't so much of a problem during the Blair-Brown years, what's changed?

>>92974
>Take "antisemitism". Nobody cares about jews either way, except jews and nazis, where it's absolutely more one way than the other, and either way affects and is of interest to only a tiny proportion of the population. You wouldn't exactly get that impression from the media coverage of it.

Okay George Galloway.
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13th April 2021
Tuesday 3:38 pm
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>> No. 92984 Anonymous
13th April 2021
Tuesday 5:03 pm
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>>92976

This was really the worst effect of Corbynmania. in 2014, most people at most CLP meetings were fairly dull local government types. Outside of an election campaign, most of the discussion was about mundane local issues - bins, dog fouling, flytipping, that sort of thing. They were doing precisely the thing that the grassroots are supposed to do, addressing minor but easily fixable quality-of-life issues and building trust with the wider community.

Party membership more than doubled in 2015, but these new members were of a fundamentally different stripe. They hadn't previously been involved in local politics which is ostensibly a good thing, but they weren't interested in working for or with the CLP, they wanted to take it over. My own CLP (in a safe northern seat) was completely transformed in a matter of months, entirely for the worse.

Those of us who had been doing the dog-work of canvassing and running parish councils for years or decades found ourselves massively outnumbered by SWP and CND members, pro-Palestine and anti-Israel campaigners, people who hadn't been involved in the Labour movement since Militant got booted out, people who saw the party as a vehicle for their own hobby-horse. They were always there when someone tabled an irrelevant motion about international geopolitics, but they were never there when the call went out for volunteers to do some actual work.

I know it might sound bitter, but it was just utterly heartbreaking to be part of. We were an effective team who gave up huge amounts of our own time for the party, but we were being castigated as traitors by people who had only just joined the party. The breaking point for me was the Brexit referendum - the newbies outnumbered the old guard by four or five to one, but precisely zero of them ever came out leafleting and canvassing. We were out talking to pensioners about the benefits of EU membership, they were bickering among themselves on Facebook, but we were just Blairite scum who were holding back the movement. Unsurprisingly, a lot of us decided that we had better things to do with our spare time than be insulted by people who were supposed to be on the same side.

This is the absolutely critical factor for Labour that the statistics and opinion polls fail to capture. The effectiveness of the grassroots of the party was utterly devastated by Corbynmania. A generation of experience, skills and goodwill was completely squandered and will take many years to rebuild. People who were well-known and well-liked in their local communities were pushed out of the party by absolute arseholes, the infrastructure needed to run an effective campaign was left to rot and in many parts of the country we're now basically starting from scratch.
>> No. 92985 Anonymous
13th April 2021
Tuesday 5:31 pm
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>>92977
The Blair-Brown years were full of cringeworthy attempts at this sort of thing. Remember when Gordon Brown was going to give us a national day and force kids to do volunteering to celebrate Britishness? Or how about Labour's decision to introduce "Australian style points based immigration system" to our national consciousness with the 2001 and 2005 manifestos? That definitely marked Labour out as the party of sensible controls on immigration in the long term... Then there was the regular emphasis to "British values" (all of which were, naturally, inoffensive non-values like "fair play" and "tolerance") of the sort which the current government still makes, but which somehow seem more pathetic and more liberal when now-opposition Labour trots out the exact same thing.
The upshot of it all was that Labour was in government and it's hard to moan about their stupid PR stunts or their tedious phrasemongering when staring down the much more pressing issues of NHS reform, an ongoing war, ID Cards and + day detention, and a global recession.

I mean give Blair his due. His PR team was much better and he, personally, is not an awkward ex public servant. He's a slippery barrister descended from a literal Tory. Keir Starmer is only one of those things, so instead of getting Blair's question-diffusing smile you're going to get a mug that says "Controls on Immigration".
Also, whether it helped or not I'd like to say that Blair was willing to put unpopular ideas out there because he believed they were good for the country, like Euro membership or closer ties to Europe in general. He'd even make the case that it was unpatriotic to be anti-Europe and patriotic to be pro-Europe because that was the national interest. The party had utterly dreadful mixed messaging on a lot of this, but give Blair his due - when he advocated a stupid, wrong policy he genuinely believed in it. When Keir Starmer advocates austerity it'll be because Mandelson has told him to act like a Tory.
>> No. 92988 Anonymous
13th April 2021
Tuesday 5:58 pm
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>>92984
Am I too much a cynic for thinking that if Labour doesn't collapse, perhaps some CLPs starting from scratch might not be the worst thing?
I find myself disliking both groups you describe. The 20-something foreign policy wanker squad who'd turn down a re-run of Atlee because it'd mean swallowing the existence of Israel and the team of older people who fair enough go around doorknocking and can get your bins fixed for the council, but who vote for the worst kind of bastards for the NEC, MP selection, and leadership backing because they're a self-selected crew of people who could stomach the worst of the Blair years and old enough to remember Militant from the last time and think that gives them the right to conflate every vaguely left-wing student type they find with an actual Trotskyist. (Let's not forget there are people in the party who think Ed Miliband is-was "a Trot")

All I want is a man who'll fix my bins when he's a friend of the local Councillor and who'll bring back British Rail when he's the minister for transport. I don't see why I have to pick between nutters who can't make a phone call about my bins because they've got to vandalize Israel's wikipedia page and nutters who'll fix my bins right after they're done submitting a CLP motion proposing a law requiring balanced national budgets or saying we should invade Syria or god knows what else.

I'm not making any accusation of being a Blairite or right-wing or whatever against you personally, mind. I've simplified for effect: the average Labour person I've met is usually "soft left" and perfectly nice. It's just that in practice the squishy soft left seem to let themselves break rightwards in a crisis, since they're the only wing of the party actually willing to compromise and the right still has some lingering intellectual and organisational strength to win them over with. It's no use being a bleeding heart lefty deep down if Lyle Lanley can still talk you around to voting David Miliband for leader...
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13th April 2021
Tuesday 6:56 pm
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>>92988

The question is where those people would come from to reboot Labour. Universities? The unions? "Civil society", whatever that means in the 21st century? The broader left-wing movement is so intellectually and institutionally denuded that I don't think anyone but the Labour party is in a position to bring people from the left together and cultivate a class of savvy left-wing activists and leaders.

I think there's a dichotomy between too much and too little ideology. The Momentumites only care about ideological purity and don't really give a toss about people; the old Labour grassroots mean well and do a lot of good locally but don't really stand for anything in a broader political sense. Blair was able to mobilise the latter so effectively (and bring a lot of politically apathetic people into the fold) because he had the charisma to unite people around an optimistic vision for the future, even if that vision was at odds with traditional Labour values. Labour needs people who can guide the party between those extremes - people who are ideological enough to know what should be done, but pragmatic enough to actually get things done.

It's a shite situation, I fear we're in for another decade of Tory domination, but the only thing I can suggest is that people like you get involved in the party to the greatest extent possible. If sensible people hold their nose, get behind Starmer and do the unglamorous work required to get the Tories out and rebuild the Labour movement, we might stand a half a chance of delivering some meaningful outcomes for ordinary people.
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13th April 2021
Tuesday 8:54 pm
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>>92984
>the newbies outnumbered the old guard by four or five to one, but precisely zero of them ever came out leafleting and canvassing.
Or voting, for that matter.

It's a terrible idea to base your politics around ideological purity, because there's no way that doesn't lead to extremism. Everyone has to do bad things occasionally, and a political party that can never, ever do anything bad is a party that is frankly hamstrung. I still think a banterous communist would have been better than the avuncular geography teacher you all had last time. But then, I'm never going to vote Labour anyway because I oppose the two-party system and believe everyone should vote for nutters exclusively.
>> No. 93007 Anonymous
14th April 2021
Wednesday 1:13 pm
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>Keir Starmer jokes Line of Duty's AC12 is needed to sort out Tory lobbying scandal

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-jokes-line-dutys-23911782

Such a fookin' ledge, referencing Line of Duty in PMQs to show he's a man of the people.
>> No. 93011 Anonymous
14th April 2021
Wednesday 6:54 pm
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>>93007

In fairness though that's exactly the sort of thing MPs need a bit more of, especially Labour ones, as we've been over.

Of course he was probably fed that line by an advisor, but you get the point. Just being able to visualise an MP watching telly at all without feeling like it's a ridiculous fantasy probably makes them twice as electable.
>> No. 93069 Anonymous
17th April 2021
Saturday 1:41 pm
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Oh dear, oh dear.
>> No. 93070 Anonymous
17th April 2021
Saturday 1:59 pm
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>>93069
Vaccine bounce for the Tories, Lib Dems, Greens, and Reform UK. Starmer will start making ground soon.
>> No. 93071 Anonymous
17th April 2021
Saturday 2:29 pm
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>>93070
Seems to have been on a bounce for a while now.
>> No. 93073 Anonymous
17th April 2021
Saturday 3:01 pm
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>>93069
Yet Labour will retain London*, SNP will continue to rule unopposed in Scotland and Wales won't have a big enough abacus to count the votes. It feels like a myopia has taken hold in the British political establishment that even as an Englishman I can see where parties are focused on winning the wrong elections.

For what it's worth I reckon SDP might be our party this year. The one where I'm nodding my head yet thinking in the back of my mind "hang on I might get called a fascist for this".
https://sdp.org.uk/new-declaration/
>> No. 93076 Anonymous
17th April 2021
Saturday 7:22 pm
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>>93073
It occurred to me recently that I'm going to struggle to find someone to vote for. I am your typical "Liberal Democrat / Green" metropolitan elitist champagne socialist, but any good thing achieved by the Liberal Democrats when they were in power has turned into a bad thing now, and my work is having a minor conflict with a Green councillor so I want to stick it to him. I would honestly vote for saville if Reform UK were actually about electoral reform, as they said they would be, rather than whatever coronaspiracy bollocks they have now espoused.
>> No. 93079 Anonymous
17th April 2021
Saturday 8:20 pm
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>>93076
I reckon you can pick any third party you want for electoral reform in England. Although if we're talking local councillors then they might as well be promising a trip to the Moon for cheese for all the relevance it has.

This time I'm tempted to vote Tory for my local councillor purely on grounds that he seems to be the most qualified as a urban planner. My other two votes are going for Lib Dem as they seem to have a forward thinking policy of using a corporation to turn empty London offices into housing although how that is going to work in practice is anyone's guess given those building won't be selling for nothing.
>> No. 93082 Anonymous
18th April 2021
Sunday 10:25 am
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>> No. 93084 Anonymous
18th April 2021
Sunday 10:28 am
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>>93076
>my work is having a minor conflict with a Green councillor so I want to stick it to him
Hah that's amusing, who is he?
>> No. 93086 Anonymous
18th April 2021
Sunday 10:46 am
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>>93079
>corporation

As in "what Councils used to be called until the 80s"?
>> No. 93088 Anonymous
18th April 2021
Sunday 11:15 am
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>>93084
I don't actually know his name; I'm not involved. There are houses right next to our building and car park, and we have been expanding and one of the houses keeps complaining. The great irony is that we added some giant power generator which stores excess power and uses it later on, which not only saves us money but is also much better for the environment. All our changes are hugely green. But whoever it is in one of the houses keeps complaining to our local Green councillor, claiming the generator makes a noise (that none of us can hear), and the Green councillor would rather side with this resident than with us. So in a way, that's nice, but on this particular occasion I would prefer it if he fucked off.
>> No. 93089 Anonymous
18th April 2021
Sunday 11:30 am
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>>93082
Is this a website devoted to fighting against biased news reporting, publishing a one-sided hatchet job against someone they personally dislike? That's not very righteous of them.
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18th April 2021
Sunday 11:50 am
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>>93089
It's not one sided, they just decided to be more efficient than the traditional media and skip the phone-call to Starmer's office "for balance" because they know he'll stick to his tradition of declining to comment on political matters.
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18th April 2021
Sunday 3:46 pm
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>>93086
Corporation is a catch-all term, in this instance they're looking at adopting the model used in Rotterdam. Separate body.

If we're talking about corporations and residential conversions then I do wonder how the actual City of London Corporation is going to handle all this WFH lark. It's pretty unique in that businesses can vote and far outnumber the local residents but that metric could shift to bring in more residents to live in a cyber-punk dystopia.
>> No. 93093 Anonymous
18th April 2021
Sunday 7:32 pm
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I've been watching Watching "Labour: The Wilderness Years" again and despairing.
Most people who watch it seem to take it as a sort of chronicle of why Blairism was necessary. Perhaps went too far, but was ultimately necessary because the only alternative was the craziness of the far-left in the early 1980s. They usually go further and frame Labour's current struggles in terms of those struggles. But every time I watch it two men stand out: Peter Shore and Bryan Gould.
And the tragic thing is, if we're re-running the 1980s we're re-running it without their participation, and they are the two people Labour really should've gone with.

Take Gould: An Oxford Lawyer and a Labour moderniser, he wrote a book building on Crosland's "The Future of Socialism" about the failures of the postwar consensus that lead people to back Thatcherism and he strongly opposed the plan to put up taxes in the 1992 election because he thought (correctly) it was a vote loser. Instinctively you feel he must be a Blairite kind of guy, but then one of the last things in the documentary is him saying this:
"I think it's been a painful process, a painful withdrawal from hope and idealism. It may or may not have been necessary, I don't believe that it was, and I believe we have simply given up. We will secure power but I don't think we'll make much of it and we will - as soon as the voters recover their confidence in the Tories we'll be removed to make room for the real thing."
Because the reality is that he wasn't anything like a Blairite, he was the sort of Keynesian egalitarian moderniser with Southern appeal that Labour desperately needed but never got. Someone who was prepared to try and change society, rather than just adapt Labour to the way others had changed it. He and Shore were people who managed to remain in contact with both political and economic reality instead of surrendering one or both of them to expediency. Both were also Eurosceptics, though Gould probably wouldn't have taken us out of Europe as PM. But they weren't good faction builders, so tragically they have no legacy in the party today. Bennites, Brownites, Blairites, and the Borderline apolitical ought to have been condemned to the dustbin of history as the discredited ideas of wrong people, but instead they continue to dominate a Labour party that no longer even has the capacity to come up with anything new. There are no Bryanites and there are no Baron Shore of Stepneyites, nor is there much chance there ever will be: Shore is dead and Gould wisely retired to his homeland of New Zealand in the mid-1990s. He still writes about the British economy, but I've yet to see any evidence that someone in Labour is reading...
>> No. 93097 Anonymous
19th April 2021
Monday 5:20 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyoDJ1Fk47E
>> No. 93098 Anonymous
19th April 2021
Monday 10:21 pm
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>>93097

That lad is mental, but Starmer's bodyguard having the same haircut as him is very Kim Jong-un vibes.
>> No. 93099 Anonymous
19th April 2021
Monday 11:06 pm
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>>93097
Why do pub landlords always act so entitled, you'd never get this childish behaviour from a faceless corporation.

>>93098
Most of the men in the country have that haircut at the moment.
>> No. 93100 Anonymous
19th April 2021
Monday 11:08 pm
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>>93099
Stewart Lee's looking well.
>> No. 93101 Anonymous
20th April 2021
Tuesday 7:31 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXjLVHKaKLE

He's a loon, alright. He's been drinking from the coronavirus conspiracy kool-aid.
>> No. 93102 Anonymous
20th April 2021
Tuesday 12:28 pm
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It's strange behaviour for a pub landlord to be voting Labour full stop.
>> No. 93103 Anonymous
20th April 2021
Tuesday 12:35 pm
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>>93102
Why?
>> No. 93106 Anonymous
20th April 2021
Tuesday 1:47 pm
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>>93102
Ian Murray used to be a pub landlord
He also supposedly considered joining The Independent Group, but decided against throwing the safest seat in Scotland away.
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20th April 2021
Tuesday 1:59 pm
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>>93106
>Ian Murray used to be a pub landlord
Beautiful British name.
>> No. 93108 Anonymous
20th April 2021
Tuesday 2:51 pm
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Is that combined AC Milan-Inter badge in the OP legal?

>>93102
If Phillippe Egalite can vote for the execution of King Louis XVI then I don't think we should assume a pub landlord voting Labour is somehow showing incredible disregard for unassailable sectarian norms. If we start to think in such blinkered terms then those norms could well come to be, not be a complete doom-monger or anything.
>> No. 93109 Anonymous
20th April 2021
Tuesday 3:51 pm
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>>93102

Is this a humorous misunderstanding about the word landlord, or an actual idea that running a pub is somehow incompatible with socialism (or whatever labour does now)?

Bear in mind a lot of people who run pubs don't own them, they rent them from breweries.
>> No. 93269 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 5:18 pm
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Proper fucked.

https://news.sky.com/story/labour-whats-gone-wrong-for-sir-keir-starmers-party-since-december-12291340
>> No. 93270 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 5:34 pm
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>>93269
Any other Labour leader would be 20 points behind.
>> No. 93271 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 6:50 pm
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>>93269
Who are you lads voting for then?
>> No. 93272 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 7:05 pm
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>>93271
That depends entirely on how strongly Are Nige's party campaign on electoral reform.
>> No. 93274 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 7:22 pm
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>>93272
They're not interested in it at all, I'm afraid, at least as far as I can tell. Besides, local elections are counted differently and are less in need of reform. I get to vote twice for the Mayor of Greater Manchester! A favourite and a second-choice backup guy. How delightfully progressive.
>> No. 93275 Anonymous
30th April 2021
Friday 7:30 pm
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>>93274
Oh, local elections. Yorkshire Party for West Yorkshire mayor.
>> No. 93278 Anonymous
1st May 2021
Saturday 8:07 pm
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I heard Angela Rayner speaking on the telly earlier. Is she legitimately retarded? The way she spoke, like she had a load of marbles in her mouth, made her sound extremely thick.
>> No. 93279 Anonymous
1st May 2021
Saturday 8:32 pm
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>>93278
Since when has it been acceptable to use ablest slurs around here?
>> No. 93280 Anonymous
1st May 2021
Saturday 10:05 pm
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>>93279

fuck off peg leg.
>> No. 93284 Anonymous
2nd May 2021
Sunday 7:09 am
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>>93278

You'd still bite her bum.
>> No. 93285 Anonymous
2nd May 2021
Sunday 7:34 am
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>>93284
I'll need to see evidence to back up such a bold statement.
>> No. 93289 Anonymous
2nd May 2021
Sunday 1:02 pm
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>>93285

>>/x/40421

Me and the other lad would never describe a woman as "too fat", so you must have posted that. QED.
>> No. 93290 Anonymous
2nd May 2021
Sunday 1:16 pm
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>>93289
I still don't see her arse.
>> No. 93293 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 12:58 pm
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Welp.
>> No. 93294 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 1:11 pm
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>>93293
How can 50% of Hartlepool people be so stupid?
>> No. 93295 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 1:22 pm
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>>93294
This is the finest bait I've ever seen in my life. Expertly done, I really do mean that.
>> No. 93296 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 1:33 pm
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>>93294
You can't expect all 100% to vote Tory, but they probably would after watching this:

https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4223227574362150&id=711227022228907
>> No. 93297 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 3:33 pm
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>>93295
Dunno what you mean, reads like a pretty standard anti-Tory comment t- oh I see.
>> No. 93298 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 4:20 pm
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>>93297
Is being against corruption and lies seen as anti-tory yet? Seems like we're getting there.
>> No. 93299 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 4:29 pm
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>>93298
Still, I guess that means at least 50% of Hartlepool voters are pro-corruption.
>> No. 93300 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 4:57 pm
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>>93298
I think you're being myopic and suffering from the recency effect.

The trend for Labour's vote share in the North East has generally been downwards because they felt they'd been abandoned and their votes taken for granted whilst refusing to actually listen to them.

Meanwhile, the Tory mayor of Tees Valley has come in and he's actually getting shit done like getting Teesside Airport back into public ownership exactly as he campaigned on, introducing the Tees Flex bus service and turning the former SSI Steelworks site into a major new business park. If they do win in Hartlepool he will have been a considerable influence on the result.

You can harp on about Boris and his wallpaper or whatever else he's done in the past year, but the distaste towards Labour has been festering for decades.
>> No. 93301 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 5:18 pm
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>>93300

Not sure if it's right to say the person who's concerned about the government of the whole country is myopic, relative to people who're just worried about their own backyard. But otherwise, reasonable points.
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4th May 2021
Tuesday 5:30 pm
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>>93293
I hope Sam and Thelma are neighbours who bitterly hate one-another and are only running because they discovered an obscure law that let's the mayor exile people.

Thelma's put up signs all over the place with Sam's face and written 'Sam Lee convicted pedo' underneath.
>> No. 93303 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 5:37 pm
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>>93301
Thinking people should base their vote solely over how the Johnson government have behaved since 2019 and ignoring the wider context of how they feel they've been treated over generations seems rather short-sighted to me.

No matter how bad Johnson has been many people over there feel Labour are much worse because of how they've been maligned by them over a very long period of time.
>> No. 93304 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 5:47 pm
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>>93303
It's a vote for the UK Parliament. The behaviour of the UK Government is absolutely relevant.

But no, you're right. They should disregard the shitshow of the past 18 months because of hurt feelings. That's a totally normal and rational thing to do.
>> No. 93305 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 6:06 pm
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>>93304
>It's a vote for the UK Parliament. The behaviour of the UK Government is absolutely relevant.

It's a vote for who they want to represent them in Parliament. Clearly many don't feel like they want to be represented by Labour.

>But no, you're right. They should disregard the shitshow of the past 18 months because of hurt feelings. That's a totally normal and rational thing to do.

You're almost there. Look at how the Tories have been under Johnson and understand that for many living in Hartlepool that's still a better option than voting for Labour.

Once you get your head around that you may be able to grasp the scale of the problem. You can't ignore people for decades and then expect them to listen and come running back to you because of Johnson's views on John Lewis.
>> No. 93306 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 7:24 pm
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>>93304

There's a lot of irony in the sentiment you're expressing here, and it's a common one on the left. You think the voter's choices are irrational, but your own perspective is exactly as irrational, because you're the one expecting them to be rational.

Labour is between a rock and a hard place unfortunately, and there's really nothing it can do to turn its situation around over night. It's certainly got an uphill struggle in for it under Blairite management; let's not forget it was Blair's government that put Labour in the mess they find themselves in today, and people haven't forgotten. Their neo-liberal fetishisation of free movement and the service sector is what lead us to Brexit and the political quagmire of modern Britain, and Sir Kier doesn't seem likely to do things any differently if he was in charge.

The voters aren't as thick as you think they are. The fact they think the Tories are still a better choice than Labour should tell you how badly Labour has fucked it.
>> No. 93307 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 7:27 pm
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>>93305
Sure it makes sense, but it's still absolutely stupid and short-sighted to ignore what the Tories have done as a party at large, and will continue to do, because you think someone else did something to you years ago so you're going to spite them forever. Also we really need to stop this American bollocks of "If you're not voting for one party you're voting for the other".
>> No. 93308 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 7:35 pm
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>>93305
>You're almost there. Look at how the Tories have been under Johnson and understand that for many living in Hartlepool that's still a better option than voting for Labour.
I'm just curious if this has anything to do with the Tories allotting council money based on whether the area voted for them or not?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/oct/10/labour-calls-for-investigation-over-funding-for-robert-jenricks-constituency
>> No. 93309 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 8:15 pm
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>>93293
Hold on a minute.
>John Prescott, Reform UK
???
>> No. 93310 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 8:30 pm
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>>93309
It's not that John Prescott. There's a few choice photographs on here; the one for Ralph Ward-Jackson is my favourite.

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/19276372.hartlepool-by-election-candidates-share-pledges-get-vote/
>> No. 93311 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 8:34 pm
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>>93310
Adam Gaines looks familiar.
>> No. 93312 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 8:38 pm
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>>93311
Wait until you scroll down to Chris Killick and read his profile.
>> No. 93313 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 8:39 pm
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>>93312
Best of luck to him.
>> No. 93314 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 8:57 pm
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>>93312

Ralph Ward-Jackson definitely looks like he's done some unsavoury things in a lay-by.

The Green Party candidate is quite fit.
>> No. 93315 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 9:05 pm
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The comments section of every single Keir Starmer post on Facebook is full of angry replies from Labour supporters. He's doing a fucking appalling job. He inspires nothing but disinterest in Tory voters and anger at him from his party. It's like he goes out of his way to seem aloof, patronising, disingenuous and deceptive.

I know there are Starmer supporters out there but I find it hard to believe Starmer has any positive qualities apart from not being Jeremy Corbyn. This blind focus on "electability" without having any qualities that make a person worth electing, of "getting in a few good jabs in" in the Commons as if it mattered one whit- it's depressing. He's one bacon sandwich away from the dole queue at this rate.
>> No. 93316 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 9:21 pm
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>>93313
A bit too rapey for my liking.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-woke-up-next-22492262
>> No. 93317 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 9:21 pm
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>>93315

From what I can tell, his biggest weakness is what the party faithful believe to be his biggest strength. People see him as a Blair type figure, the comparisons are constantly drawn, and while it's true that he's not Corbyn, he also needs to not be Blair.

Blair is the one who got Labour into its current mess after all. Even if it wasn't really directly his fault and a lot of media manipulation went into controlling the narrative, the political quagmire we find ourselves in today is an almost direct consequence of the Blair years and all that built up resentment from people who felt their concerns about mass migration were being ignored. People still associate Labour with that kind of disconnection from their voters.

He can't win on that front, they need someone new and different, an outsider who won't immediately be laughed off like Milliband's "tough on immigration" mug.
>> No. 93318 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 9:50 pm
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>>93317

>Blair is the one who got Labour into its current mess after all.

Labour was in a far worse state before Blair took over. The Labour left like to blame the party's malaise on Blair, but they don't put forward a credible alternative. We've tried "proper socialism" under Foot and Corbyn, resulting in the worst general election performances since the war.

The real problem IMO is that the Labour movement has been unable to construct a compelling counter-narrative to Thatcherism. Blair gets blamed for just offering Thatcherism-lite, but Labour's attempts to offer something else have all failed miserably. There's a void at the heart of the Labour movement that the left keep trying to fill with an offer that the electorate rejected in 79 and have repeatedly rejected since.
>> No. 93319 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 10:15 pm
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>>93310
Is it just me or are there a lot more SDP candidates this year? I could've sworn the party had been disbanded.

>>93315
What is Keir Starmer actually supposed to do though. There doesn't seem to be any action he can take to come across as strong and stable that won't send people frothing at the mouth when he's always going to be the leader of the opposition trying to save the party from extinction.

Although, maybe if he even was a Blair he would still be the man who ends up turning the lights off on the Labour party if the SNP get their wish.
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4th May 2021
Tuesday 10:21 pm
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>Labour was in a far worse state before Blair took over.
They were only... (oh ha ha, very funny lads) ~20 points ahead in the polls when Smith died.

The alternative was Bryan Gould, or at least John Smith. One quit and one died.
Smith would've been a steady pair of hands who would've easily become prime minister. It is difficult to imagine him doing anything to trash Labour's reputation the way Blair did. It is even difficult to imagine that he would've gone into Iraq, especially given he was always more inclined to Europe. But it is easy to say this about Smith: He died, and people tend to idealise lost leaders like him. (When they aren't egregiously writing them out of history to pretend the only thing before Blair came along and straightened things out was Neil Kinnock yelling "we're all right!")

But Gould is the more impressive figure - Labour really made the wrong choice with Smith. Smith's pro-European attitudes often lead him down dead ends like endorsing the catastrophe that was ERM membership. Gould on the other hand actually understood economics. As a result he could put together an ideal counter narrative to Thatcherism (he ironically lost in part because he cut a Blair like figure in the leadership election he stood in, wanting to get the party to change things up where Smith was the "One more heave" candidate), bringing together an acceptance of personal aspiration with macroeconomic Keynesianism and a genuine commitment to egalitarianism. He even had Euroskepticism, but I've written my Paean to him before and it didn't get much interest. ( >>93093 )
>> No. 93321 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 10:38 pm
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It gets worse.

>Fewer than half of recent Labour voters in Hartlepool say they will back the party in Thursday’s crucial byelection, according to internal data based on the canvassing of more than 10,000 people, leading activists to fear a historic Conservative victory.

>Labour insiders said polling from its ground campaign in the town showed only about 40% of the party’s previous supporters had pledged to vote for its candidate, Paul Williams. Such an outcome would deal a significant blow to Keir Starmer’s leadership and a decisive Conservative win in a north-east England seat that has elected a Labour MP at every parliamentary election since 1964.

>Labour sources said they were in “huge trouble” in Hartlepool and also in danger of losing control of Sunderland and Durham councils for the first time in half a century. Voters across England, Scotland and Wales will go to the polls on what has been dubbed “Super Thursday”, in the biggest set of local and devolved parliament elections since 1973.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/may/04/internal-polling-suggests-labour-heading-for-defeat-in-hartlepool-byelection
>> No. 93322 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 11:00 pm
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>>93320
I read your post and it was interesting, please post more thoughts if you have them. I just didn't have anything to add.
>> No. 93323 Anonymous
4th May 2021
Tuesday 11:01 pm
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>>93321
>on what has been dubbed “Super Thursday”

The worst part is someone in the Guardian newsroom thought that up, folded their arms and felt proud of themselves.
>> No. 93324 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 12:17 am
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>>93320
I read the post as well and pretty much had the same reaction as >>93322. It was a good post but I generally stay out of political threads on principle. I do often still read them though.
>> No. 93325 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 1:12 am
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>>93318

>Labour was in a far worse state before Blair took over.

What does that have to do with it? Blair was the one in charge when all the immigrants flooded the country, and that's the reason nobody votes Labour any more. It's that simple.

The problem with people who actually like politics is that you overcomplicate things, and start looking at things normal people don't give a fuck about or even know about. You can prattle on about "constructing a compelling counter-narrative to Thatcherism" all you like, the fact is the voters Labour has lost simply remember it was them in charge when saying you're English was made illegal and you had to give your spare bedroom to an asylum seeker.

Those voters aren't coming back, because as far as they can tell, Labour hasn't changed its mind about renaming Birmingham to New Islamabad.
>> No. 93326 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 9:38 am
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>>93325
>Blair was the one in charge when all the immigrants flooded the country, and that's the reason nobody votes Labour any more. It's that simple.

Is it?

>saying you're English was made illegal
>you had to give your spare bedroom to an asylum seeker.
Neither of these things are or have ever been true. Nor has Labour ever wanted to rename Birmingham. Even ignoring the hyperbole.

Those are all nonsense coming from a certain sort of billionaire newspaper owner.

I don't particularly care to defend Labour, certainly not Blair. But fault, in this context? I'd rephrase that first sentence.

Blair was the one in charge when people were subjected to heavy propaganda claiming that immigrants were flooding the country, and that's the reason nobody votes Labour any more. It's that simple.

Having said that, I don't know if it makes any material difference. It's an obstacle that hasn't been avoided, dealt with.
How do you solve a problem like Murdoch et al?
>> No. 93327 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 9:42 am
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>>93326
>people were subjected to heavy propaganda claiming that immigrants were flooding the country

It wasn't propaganda. Sage because we're not going over this again.
>> No. 93328 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 9:53 am
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>>93327

Can you explain how your chart proves that saying you're English was made illegal and that you had to give your spare bedroom to an asylum speaker?
>> No. 93329 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 9:57 am
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>>93328
No. The graph showing that immigration rapidly accelerated during the Blair years, which apparently is just lies and propaganda, has fuck all to do with otherlads exaggerations about the English language being made illegal or having to house asylum seekers.
>> No. 93330 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 10:11 am
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>>93329

Nobody said immigration rates going up were lies and propaganda, how fucking slow are you?
>> No. 93331 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 10:19 am
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>>93329

What does it look like for the last 5 years? I feel like that might be a key detail to consider.
>> No. 93332 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 10:22 am
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>>93330
>Nobody said immigration rates going up were lies and propaganda, how fucking slow are you?

">>93326 people were subjected to heavy propaganda claiming that immigrants were flooding the country"

we have always been at war with east asia.
>> No. 93333 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 10:24 am
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>Labour wanted mass immigration to make UK more multicultural, says former adviser
>> No. 93334 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 10:28 am
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>>93332

Were immigrants flooding the country or did immigration rates go up?
https://webfiles.uci.edu/eloftus/LoftusPalmer74.pdf
>> No. 93335 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 10:30 am
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>>93333

Thanks that screenshot of one of the newspapers I was accusing of propagandising immigration sure proves that they weren't doing it.
>> No. 93336 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 10:43 am
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>>93334
Total immigration was c. 600,000 a year with the number of net British citizens falling by c. 100,000 a year during this timeframe.

The population of Britain in 2000 was just shy of 59 million, so in a decade you have around 6 million migrants and 1 million British migrants. I would call the demographics of over 10% of the population changing over a decade to be fairly substantial, particularly as these changes tend to be concentrated in particular parts of the country rather than spread out.

It's a bit of a moot point, really. Immigration may not have been high in your opinion but it may have been high in someone else's. That doesn't mean either of your opinions are wrong as you'll have different barometers and experiences, but it sure as shit means the person who thinks it was high will be wary of voting Labour. You can argue until you're blue in the face that you're right but it doesn't change anything.
>> No. 93337 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 10:56 am
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>>93336

I don't disagree with that. Not even saying it wasn't high. Just saying that the Murdochian media's response to it was of a certain deliberate choice intended to make people view it in a certain light. Even this conversation is evidence of that, where I've said it's propaganda and the assumption is I'm saying it didn't happen, instead of realising it's to do with how it's spun.
It could have been a relief column, incoming reinforcements to help the NHS, more young people to bolster our rapidly ageing population. It could have been a war effort, plucky Brits providing shelter to people escaping from the atrocities that [our] parents faced in WWII. Could have been a cold, passionless statement of figures. Could have been all sorts of things that I personally haven't come up with off the top of my head. But no. It's swarms this, flooding that. It's here's a news article where the Telegraph is doing the thing you were saying they were doing as proof you're wrong while I accuse you of doublethink.
>> No. 93338 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 11:19 am
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>>93337
Labour never really made a compelling case for immigration and even admitted they grossly underestimated how many would move from the likes of Poland. It didn't really help that when it was brought up the response was "shurrup, you racist" and they gladly buried their heads in the sand until the Brexit train couldn't be derailed.
>> No. 93339 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 11:39 am
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>>93337
>It could have been a relief column, incoming reinforcements to help the NHS, more young people to bolster our rapidly ageing population. It could have been a war effort, plucky Brits providing shelter to people escaping from the atrocities that [our] parents faced in WWII.

Or Labour could've been tough on immigration. It could've been the party of social cohesion, asking why the natives can't afford to have children and why we need low-skill workers flooding into London. You 'know, the actual working class perspectives of old rather than gaslighting us that it's all the press and mean words changing our perception of reality.

I know for a fact that I'm never voting Labour again and it's sharing exactly the same fate as social democrats across Europe for good reason.
>> No. 93340 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 1:08 pm
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>>93339

It could but you're still basing your premise on the presupposition that you were given.
>> No. 93341 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 2:45 pm
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>>93339
>Or Labour could've been tough on immigration. It could've been the party of social cohesion, asking why the natives can't afford to have children and why we need low-skill workers flooding into London.
It could, but then that would kind of violate the labour movement's historic commitment to progressive anti-racism, because those positions are regressive and racist.

But you knew that already, because you're a racist. In before white fragility kicks in and someone gets offended for being called a racist.
>> No. 93342 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 2:50 pm
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>>93341
What will be the next election day Labour will lose horribly after this one, will that be the one where the SNP become the official UK opposition party?
>> No. 93343 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 2:53 pm
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>>93342

I hope so, it'll be fun to see you try to blame them for everything.
>> No. 93344 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 3:27 pm
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>Murdochian media
Surely if Rupert has never backed the wrong horse in any election ever, his newspapers will have been pro-Labour at the time that Labour were forcing white people to give their kids gay sex changes and burning down schools to make room for more mosques or whatever? Right?
>> No. 93345 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 3:40 pm
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>Surely if Rupert has never backed the wrong horse in any election ever
Please point to the <s>place on the doll where the man touched you</s> post that says anything even remotely to that effect.
>> No. 93347 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 5:16 pm
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I would like to repeat the irony that Labour were the ones who decided to bring "Australian style points based immigration system" into the national consciousness.
Also I have a burning memory of watching a question time episode from 2000 or so on YouTube (it was either in the buildup to Iraq, or the immediate aftermath of the Kosovo war) and seeing this very obviously vile Tory bastard going on about asylum seekers in a pretty nasty dog-whistling sort of way and thinking, "bloody hell, this is a bit on the nose" only to subsequently discover he was a Labour MP.
>> No. 93348 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 6:45 pm
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>>93326

>Neither of these things are or have ever been true.

Lad... I knew it would go right over your head, so let me say it slowly.

That's the point.
>> No. 93349 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 6:51 pm
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>> No. 93350 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 6:54 pm
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>>93348

Let me add to this.

It doesn't matter whether it's true or not that Labour wanted to make burkhas mandatory or build mosques on top of war memorials. The basis in reality for these things is absolutely immaterial and not even worth arguing about.

What matters is that that's the image Labour has to somehow shed. That's the popular conception of the party that destroyed it's support in its former heartlands. That's what it needs to somehow fix.

Frankly though I have my doubts if it even can until a new generation of voters replaces the existing over-40s base. Swinging to the right will never be taken seriously, swinging to the left leaves them too vulnerable to a double down of right wing media slander.

>>93349

No, lad.
>> No. 93351 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 7:07 pm
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>> No. 93352 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 8:32 pm
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>>93351
What's the source there?
>> No. 93353 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 9:16 pm
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>>93352
https://www.compassonline.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Compass-Reclaiming-Modernity-Beyond-markets_-2.pdf I believe. It's the essay "Blairite modernization: Not the only way" (starts page 12) with the last paragraph cut off for whatever reason.
>> No. 93354 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 9:26 pm
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It hasn't been posted here, but it is true.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_(United_Kingdom)
>In 1979, the paper endorsed Margaret Thatcher in the year's general election at the end of a process which had been under way for some time, though The Sun had not initially been enthusiastic about Thatcher.
>During the general election of 1983, The Sun ran a front page featuring an unflattering photograph of Michael Foot, then aged almost 70, claiming he was unfit to be Prime Minister on grounds of his age, appearance and policies, alongside the headline "Do You Really Want This Old Fool To Run Britain?"[53]
>During the 1987 general election, The Sun ran a mock-editorial entitled "Why I'm Backing Kinnock, by Stalin".[60]
1992: It's The Sun Wot Won It (but there isn't a handy quote from the Wikipedia page for this one)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_The_Sun_Wot_Won_It
>The Sun switched support to the Labour party on 18 March 1997, six weeks before the General Election victory which saw the New Labour leader Tony Blair become Prime Minister with a large parliamentary majority, despite the paper having attacked Blair and New Labour up to a month earlier.
>Despite being a persistent critic of some of the government's policies, the paper supported Labour in both subsequent elections the party won. For the 2005 general election, The Sun backed Blair and Labour for a third consecutive election win
>on 30 September 2009, following Brown's speech at the Labour Party Conference, The Sun, under the banner "Labour's Lost It", announced that it no longer supported the Labour Party:[136] "The Sun believes – and prays – that the Conservative leadership can put the great back into Great Britain".[137]

After all my bastard research into this, I now see that there is another section on Wikipedia devoted specifically to this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_(United_Kingdom)#United_Kingdom_general_elections
>> No. 93355 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 9:35 pm
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>>93354
They did manage to get it wrong in Scotland once, which was quite funny.
>> No. 93356 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 10:31 pm
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>>93354
Question is, are they influencing the public or just sensitive to shifts in its mood? People do not generally buy media whose viewpoints they disagree with. Thatcher was popular in '79 for reasons that had nothing to do with the Sun newspaper.
>> No. 93357 Anonymous
5th May 2021
Wednesday 11:44 pm
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>>93356

Both, in a feedback loop. They're both very good at following the trends, better than official pollsters in some cases, and they move in line with the trends they notice, which contributes to continuing that trend. It's like an analogue print version of the online echo-chamber effect.
>> No. 93439 Anonymous
7th May 2021
Friday 9:10 pm
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>> No. 93457 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 2:08 am
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Khalid Mahmood has figured out the problem with Labour! He heard you OP, he answered your hue and cry and sent forward his reply; "tech utopianism"! Hark, a new dawn for Labour approaches, whence we rid ourselves of the transhumanists amongst our ranks.

I honestly think I'd be better off spending my Labour membership fees on bleach and then drinking that bleach and then dying than this insane bollocks. Is he angling for a peerage or something? Fucking cretin. He resigned from the front bench, which apparently he and his very weird fucking teeth were a member of.
>> No. 93460 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 6:15 am
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>>93457
Maybe he's hoping to trigger a wave of resignations like when everyone left Corbyn's shadow cabinet.
>> No. 93461 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 6:48 am
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As a disconsolate Sir Keir Starmer trudged under an overcast sky, his dark overcoat spattered by rain, one of his aides rushed across the street past a boarded-up shop in Hartlepool to talk to two women laden down with shopping. Would you like to meet Keir Starmer?’ said the young male canvasser wearing a red rosette. The reply from the women, who were trying to escape the rain, was crushing: ‘Who?’

The same scene was played out repeatedly on Starmer’s three visits to the town as he battled not only a lack of recognition but also enthusiasm from people who should have been natural Labour supporters. Even those who knew who he was muttered inaudibly about having no time to talk. The same fate was suffered by Angela Rayner, Labour’s deputy leader, on her three visits to Hartlepool, and by the ten shadow cabinet ministers ordered into the town to try to drum up support. But when Boris Johnson arrived the reverse was true. His officials and police protection officers had to gently push people away as they tried to throng around him. ‘Boris wanted to play the crowds but we had to respect social distancing,’ said a Tory minder.

By the time Starmer’s team turned up at Mill House Leisure Centre for the count, the only issue was how many votes they would lose by. Jenny Chapman, Starmer’s chief of staff, spent most of the early hours on a stack of gym mats in the corner of the sports hall. As the Tory votes piled up, she became increasingly ashen. She had ridden roughshod over the views of local party members who warned against holding the by-election, triggered by the resignation of a Labour MP, on the so-called Super Thursday – the biggest set of local elections in half a century. The locals were desperate to avoid holding the poll on the same day as the hugely popular Tory Ben Houchen was running for re-election (successfully as it turned out yesterday) as Metro Mayor in Tees Valley. They feared his campaign could damage Labour’s in Hartlepool next door.

There was also concern about the way Chapman and Starmer ruthlessly imposed their preferred candidate, presenting the local party with a ‘long-list’ of one. Paul Williams is not only not from Hartlepool, which voted 70 per cent Leave in the Brexit referendum, he is also a fanatical supporter of the EU and never accepted the result. He made this all too plain as MP for pro-Brexit Stockton South – before he was rejected by voters for the Tories in the 2019 election. And yet Starmer still put him forward as Hartlepool candidate, a decision that shows the Labour leader has no comprehension of the anger people feel towards a political class that tried to overturn 17.4million votes to leave the EU. ‘His selection was a slap in the face of Hartlepool people,’ said one party official. ‘Why would they now trust Starmer who picked him?

The inquest into the disastrous campaign will focus on why it was dominated by one theme: Tory sleaze. Labour MPs alerted Starmer’s office that the message was not cutting through on the doorstep – yet Starmer ploughed on. One Labour peer told me: ‘It was negative, vacuous and raises serious questions about Starmer’s strategy, credibility and electability.’

>> No. 93464 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 8:12 am
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>>93461

>Paul Williams is not only not from Hartlepool, which voted 70 per cent Leave in the Brexit referendum, he is also a fanatical supporter of the EU and never accepted the result.

Boggles the mind how they find this so difficult to understand. It's really not hard.
>> No. 93465 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 8:54 am
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>>93464
It sounds like Labour were doing what they could to throw the by-election.

Foisting a completely unsuitable candidate against the wishes of the local party. Timing the by-election with the council and mayoral elections when the Tory Tees Valley mayor is very popular in the region and has been building up momentum. A completely incoherent message of what the party's vision actually is.

It's pure incompetence.
>> No. 93466 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 9:01 am
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>>93464
Seems like Starmer owed him a favour.
>> No. 93489 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 7:37 pm
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>Keir Starmer has sacked Angela Rayner from her roles as Labour’s party chair and national campaign coordinator, after the humiliating loss of the Hartlepool byelection.

>The worse-than-expected defeat in Hartlepool, which saw the Conservatives take the seat with a majority of almost 7,000, shocked Starmer’s team and led to recriminations at the top of the party. Rayner’s status as deputy Labour leader is safe as that is a directly-elected post. But the move has reignited Labour’s civil war, as MPs and activists reacted with shock and dismay.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/may/08/angela-rayner-sacked-as-labour-chair-after-hartlepool-byelection-loss
>> No. 93490 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 7:40 pm
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>>93489

>Keir Starmer has sacked Angela Rayner from her roles as Labour’s party chair and national campaign coordinator, after the humiliating loss of the Hartlepool byelection.
>> No. 93492 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 9:54 pm
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>>93490

She'll be back
>> No. 93493 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 10:04 pm
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>>93492
She's still deputy leader. I guess there'll be a few awkward meetings in the future.
>> No. 93494 Anonymous
8th May 2021
Saturday 10:17 pm
93494 I worked very hard on this BE NICE.
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>> No. 93500 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 12:28 am
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>>93494
It's fantastic!
>> No. 93502 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 1:48 am
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>>93494
What's the source pic? Hitler and Eva?
>> No. 93503 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 2:14 am
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>>93502

It's a famous picture of Stalin and one of his ministers. The left picture is the original, the right picture is the doctored image after the minister in question was un-personed and Stalin wanted any evidence of connection between them erased.

It's notable both for its impressive pre-digital photomanipulation, and for being a concrete example of the kind of totalitarian grip on information itself Orwell would go on to write about in that book nobody has actually read.
>> No. 93507 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 9:22 am
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>>93503

Wasn't it a required reading around GCSE age? I distinctly remember thinking how silly it was that all their TV screens came with cameras and microphones installed just as a plot device. Obviously this was pre-smartphone.
>> No. 93508 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 10:37 am
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>>93507
All I remember reading for GCSE was To Kill A Mockingbird, part of Far from the Madding Crowd and possibly some Shakespeare.
>> No. 93509 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 10:42 am
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Labour would do well to highlight how the Tory's arrogant Us v Them politics is threatening the very Union itself. It's a good way to look patriotic without reducing it to pointing at a flag and going "eh, eh, you like that don't you", whilst having the added benefit of being completely true. Might not seem like enough to turn this all around overnight, but it's infinitely more policies than they have right now so I'm hoping to be appointed the top SPAD in the party by Friday.
>> No. 93510 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 10:46 am
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Should have been "Tories'", sorry.
>> No. 93515 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 11:48 am
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GCSE you say?

>>93508
Was Mice and Men year 9 or something? I remember everyone except the one black girl in the class laughing when someone had to say 'coon'.
>> No. 93516 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 12:26 pm
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>>93515

God, everything in that book was shite.Out of all the English language's wonderful authors, why did they teach us the most tepid shite? It's like their intention was to actively make people hate reading and writing.
>> No. 93517 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 12:28 pm
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>>93507
Your school must've been brave to do that considering it features actual carpet-baggerry of a 15 year old girl by a much older man.

>>93515
It was Year 10 for me. I remember it being the year after you both get sorted into sets in upper school and could choose media studies instead of literature.

Mice and Men is a questionable pick if you ask me. It's not the greatest novel ever written and Flowers for Algernon seemingly covers issues of mental retardation much more impactfully. Same with Blood Brothers in GCSE Drama with its tired class stereotypes and talk of destiny. I'm not saying we should replace Shakespeare with Harry Potter but if the edumacation system is like I remember then it's in dire need of a clean out.
>> No. 93518 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 12:35 pm
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>>93517

Between Blood Brothers, John Godber and An Inspector Calls, GCSE drama is probably responsible for turning me into the raging commie I am today.

Only took it because it was ripe with gash (I was one of two lads in a 20 student class) and look what happened.
>> No. 93520 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 12:44 pm
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>>93515
GCSE English for me was of Mice and Men, an Inspector calls and Romeo and Juliet.
>> No. 93521 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 12:46 pm
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>>93518

"Come for the pink, stay for the red"?
>> No. 93524 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 1:25 pm
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Surprising as Blood Brothers shows a toff (although, let's be honest) being the most morally upright and intelligent individual being led astray. This being contrasted with the working class who are shown as subhuman in familial relations and largely responsible for their situation. Not to say that Dennis the Menace wasn't fucked by his situation but his character is clearly shown as the working class producing violent and uncouth people by its culture. Nature in this context is that he likes his brother for reasons (?) and that free will doesn't exist because twins only have one soul.

I thought it was going to be ace too but then it was 4 lads in a class, two of which were gay and constantly tried to fuck me and the other was absolutely insufferable. 0/10 would pick Spanish and that extra science GCSE next time.
>> No. 93527 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 1:51 pm
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>> No. 93533 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 3:16 pm
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This is good TV, but a little bit astonishing.
>> No. 93534 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 3:47 pm
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>>93533
In fairness, he could just be talking about local issues that he feels the MP has failed on. There's something to be said of getting what the local community wants by turning your constituency into a battleground if they stop working for you and especially when the Tories have ostensibly committed to funding for the Norf.
>> No. 93539 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 4:13 pm
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>>93534
A few years back there were plans to demolish Huddersfield Royal Infirmary and replace it with a smaller hospital without an A&E service; the Clinical Commissioning Group didn't feel it was necessary to have A&E departments in both Huddersfield and Halifax due to their proximity and population sizes. The plans were eventually shelved and the local MPs played a key role in that.

Contrast that with Hartlepool where Paul Williams was on the Clinical Commissioning Group that recommended the closure of their intensive care unit and the Labour MP at the time, Iain Wright, was fully on board with it. The trouble with looking at things through the lens of national politics is that you can miss what happens at a localised level.
>> No. 93541 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 4:27 pm
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>>93533

He's daft, but he's sort of done the tactically correct thing by accident. For the Tories, neglecting ex-industrial northern towns was a bit of a no-brainer, because there's no point wasting money on a constituency that you're never going to win. Now that the Red Wall is turning blue, they're chucking money about to try to win and keep seats that previously weren't in play.
>> No. 93548 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 7:35 pm
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>>93527
If nobody else is going to say it, I think this image is hilarious and I commend you for making it.
>> No. 93549 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 8:40 pm
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>The reason the Labour reshuffle isn’t happening is because the shadow ministers Keir Starmer’s team are trying to demote are refusing to move, and are betting the house on the fact Starmer no longer has any political authority.

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1391437993748148229
>> No. 93550 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 9:19 pm
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>>93549
The man lost one single by-election and he's gone to absolute shit. I'm trying not to do this thing where I draw constant comparisons to Corbyn's tenure, but I don't remember him having this weird of a reaction even when he couldn't so much as pull up a turnip without someone from the PLP calling him a bastard and a traitor who ought to be focusing on the parsnips. Quite reasonably you might not have liked the level he was on, but he did mostly remain on that level. Starmer's bottomed out after a single seat went away and for reasons that are clear for everyone to see; we've got Emperor Commodus without the physique or the ability to keep a clear head. Or the political power.

Having said all that, I really don't want another leadership contest. Burnham's not going to run, Jarvis is too busy being the Yorkshire Batman or whatever the fuck and every other sod who might have a go is an idiot or already ran in the past five years, and was an idiot. As importantly as that they take ages and create a whole new whirlwind of shit. Rayner could run, but I don't really want her as leader, plus it looks like sour grapes from being demoted or sacked or whatever the line is on her right now. Surely, inspite of recent events, Starmer has the brains to see what mistakes have been made and the actions that must be taken to resolve them? At least in part?
>> No. 93551 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 10:01 pm
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>>93550
>Surely, inspite of recent events, Starmer has the brains to see what mistakes have been made and the actions that must be taken to resolve them? At least in part?

He's been busy consulting with his inner sanctum of advisers. I've read that he's bringing in more New Labour people to join Mandelson.
>> No. 93552 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 10:04 pm
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Reckon we can get "Punished" Dave Miliband to return and save us?
>> No. 93553 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 10:17 pm
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Labour's defunct as a party or so I've been told by my Old Labour father. His reasoning is that, back in the old days, Labour introduced a lot of the Health and Safety stuff, improved the conditions for the working man so much so as to render the party now obsolete.
I don't fully agree with him, I still think there are a lot of issues facing working people that need to be addressed and a good Labour party is needed to be the vanguard against complete tyranny of the bossmen but it's hard not to draw comparisons between my father's analysis and third-wave feminism certainly.
>> No. 93554 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 10:33 pm
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>>93551
I've heard similar things. Of course I have, I assume we're both just plebs watching the same car crash on the same media sources. Maybe we can get Brian Cox back on the keyboard while we're at it?

>>93553
No disrespect to your father, but if this is what he thinks as good as it gets looks like he might be the most depressed bloke this side of Helsinki. Him and millions of others anyway.
>> No. 93557 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 11:36 pm
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>>93550
>The man lost one single by-election and he's gone to absolute shit

He's outfoxed you there by having gone to absolute shit even before the by-election.

>Having said all that, I really don't want another leadership contest

I reckon Starmer could bluff on his, if people don't do as he says then just threaten to call a leadership election at which point the PLP will realise they have no alternative. Starmer isn't wanted in the building but he's smeared both himself and the seat in shit so nobody wants to remove him. Not with his gut biome anyway.
>> No. 93558 Anonymous
9th May 2021
Sunday 11:56 pm
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Rachel fucking Reeves, Rachel fucking Reeves, Rachel fucking Reeves.

I am one Harold MacMillan biography away from embracing Britain's drift towards a Japan style monopoly on politics where internal factions of the ruling party matter more than the irrelevant opposition parties. (Go Heisei Research Council, go!)
>> No. 93559 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 12:01 am
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Meanwhile, all "gains" in terms of reduced CO2 from the early lockdown have been more than ruined by record CO2 increases. Lets argue more about party politic infighting.
>> No. 93561 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 12:12 am
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>Shadow Secretary of State for Child Poverty: Wes Streeting
Have they checked weather he's pro or anti? Sodding Reeves as Chancellor too, she's practically a Reaganite. Christ, I'm going to bed.

>>93557
Did he actually sack Rayner though, that's what I want to know? I'm so confused.
>> No. 93563 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 12:31 am
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>>93558
Aside from having said some seemingly Pritipatelian things, is there anything else that's wrong with her? I saw her on TV once and thought she came across really well. But then I also thought that about Mike Pence in America and I wouldn't vote for him. Nevertheless, it has been shown that you can say whatever the bloody fuck you want and nobody's listening, so is there any other reason to despise her?
>> No. 93570 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 10:57 am
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>>93563
So immediately my fear is that at best she's willing to say anything and has no convictions, or at worst she actually thinks those Pritipatelian things and we're going to repeat the sins of the past. Those sins being becoming indistinguishable from the Conservative Party on too many issues as Labour did during the Great Recession. Either way it seems that if you want to see any kind of overhaul to how the economic systems of this country operate you're flat out of luck with Reeves as Chancellor, assuming we ever get that far. I don't think having someone who won't fundementally disagree with the Conservatives on the economy is a good idea when it comes to winning votes either. Not because I like arguing, but because we just saw the consequences of not having a bold policy proposal or a strong communicator in Hartlepool, you end up getting blamed for ten years of Tory Party austerity and by all appearances are too frightened of the voters to correct them. Can we really see Reeves standing at a lecturn bellowing out the misdeeds of the Conservatives and the promises of Starmer's Labour? And as Shadow Chancellor she's going to be the prism by which all other policies have to go through.
>> No. 93571 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 11:15 am
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>>93570
It's like Corbynism never happened. Just fucking vote Green. Bring the Labour Party down, it's unsalvagable and needs to die.
>> No. 93573 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 11:32 am
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>>93571
Err... no. I'm not sure your distant second in Bristol West is quite the spark that starts the revolution you think it is, pal.
>> No. 93575 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 11:52 am
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>>93573
u wot m8?
>> No. 93577 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 12:22 pm
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>>93575
I was talking about parlimentary results.
>> No. 93578 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 12:53 pm
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>>93577
So am I.
>> No. 93579 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 1:21 pm
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>>93578
Then where's you MP for Bristol West?
>> No. 93580 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 2:13 pm
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>>93570
To assume the Conservatives will nick Tory economic policy seems too optimistic these days. That they're appointing useless hasbeen cunts like Mandelson to advise them and promoting people like Reeves and Streeting suggests that the 2025 election might well expose us all to the farce of Labour promising a more right-wing budget than the government because mondeo man doesn't want a populist building train lines in search of a legacy, he wants a dial up modem and John Major's 1998-9 spending plans.
>> No. 93582 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 2:52 pm
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>>93579
Judging by Labour's distant second in Bristol West this year, there will be one at the next general election.
>> No. 93583 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 3:19 pm
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>>93582
Well fingers crossed your two MPs will be backing up a Labour majority by then.
>> No. 93584 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 3:23 pm
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>>93583
Not if Rachel 'tougher than the Tories on benefits' Reeves is still Chancellor, what the fuck would be the point?
>> No. 93586 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 3:57 pm
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>>93584
Blue-Green coalition deal ahoy:
1. Deficit expansion, to be funded by spending increases - not tax cuts.
2. Build lots and lots of houses, at least some of which are to be affordable at the time the foundation is laid.
3. Declare a climate "crisis" (compromised down from an "emergency", as the Tories have far more experience with crises.)
4. Plant a billion trees, especially in places where they'll block out the sunlight from the conservatories of Labour MPs.
5. A commission on a new voting system which will go nowhere, but as a sop to the greens, will be done entirely electronically rather than wasting paper like the Jenkins report.
6. Keep the ban on selling pure petrol cars so that a future government will take the hit for delaying it.
7. Expand the railway network massively, create British Rail Plc as a for-profit state owned enterprise to run it.
8. Bring back the Department of the Environment and fold local government back into it.
9. Classify the Labour Party as a proscribed organisation due to its extremist economic views.
10. Tories to bring back the tree logo for the duration of the coalition.
>> No. 93591 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 7:51 pm
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>As a party, we must learn from both our challenges and successes to turn this situation around, so that people feel we speak for them again, and trust us with their votes. That is the lesson from places like Wales, where the first minister, Mark Drakeford, set out policies that will transform people’s lives – like a pay rise for care workers and a guarantee of work, education or training for all under-25s. That is the lesson from Greater Manchester, where Andy Burnham showed the difference that Labour makes in power: he connected with people and showed that he was on their side.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/may/10/voters-labour-angela-rayner

That's a very thinly veiled dig about leadership from the tattooed tart.
>> No. 93593 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 8:13 pm
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>>93591

Given that she was running the election campaign, it's a bit of a self-own.
>> No. 93594 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 8:17 pm
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>>93591
Who writes her stuff? It seems so disconnected from the words she says out loud.
>> No. 93595 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 8:22 pm
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>>93593
I read somewhere that she was pretty much set up to fail and despite the title didn't actually have much say.
>> No. 93596 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 8:36 pm
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>>93594
>It seems so disconnected from the words she says out loud.
That's normal for us Brummies.

>>93593
>Given that she was running the election campaign, it's a bit of a self-own.
In theory yes, but how many decisions was she allowed to make for herself.
>> No. 93597 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 9:23 pm
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Well oh well oh well...
>> No. 93598 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 9:27 pm
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I'm interested in hearing more about Rachel Reeves's views on driving your scrote mother into prostitution so she can buy you beans on toast with my filthy jizz-stained money that I wiped my cock on. On the one hand, I'm a big fan of the social safety net. I've read Atlas Shrugged and it was shit. I read it while I was unemployed, possibly, and it took months because it's so shit. So without rich parents, I myself would have needed dole money to stave off death. But on the other hand, I now have two friends who claim at least some bennies from the desiccated and coppery teat of the government. Good for them. But they also get extra money due to mental health problems. What the shitting hell is that about? Just give them the regular benefits that everyone else gets; don't declare that some scroungers are more deserving than others. Especially when of the two people I know in this situation, one of them doesn't deserve additional help.

If Rachel Reeves wants to turn off the taps on the people at the very bottom of society, then fuck that bitch. If she wants to give everyone regular benefits but you don't get a special depression bonus for being one of the good ones, I can imagine that might actually win some votes. Or alternatively, depressed people with jobs could get the bonus too.
>> No. 93599 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 9:58 pm
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>>93597
That's a very suspect looking image. What's the source and is there a version without the zoom? For what it's worth I'd like to say that I would quite like to see a boycott of Israeli products and services given what's currently happening in the country.
>> No. 93601 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 10:03 pm
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>>93599
https://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/general-election-candidates-urged-to-support-sanctions-against-israel-3491986
Has a different version of it without the zoom, revealing Natalie Bennett.
>> No. 93602 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 10:12 pm
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>>93599
>Camden Palestine Solidarity Campaign public meeting at St Pancras Community Centre on 25.03.15. Speaker Keir Starmer. Picture: Polly Hancock - Credit: Archant
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What I find particularly interesting is that in my search for the original, I discovered bing has working facial recognition.
>> No. 93603 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 10:28 pm
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>>93602
Welcome to 2012.
>> No. 93604 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 10:36 pm
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God, I wish Labour would stop actually saying "working class". Barely any cunts call themselves that these days, even if it's true.

>>93601>>93602
Can you even slate this kind of thing? Natalie Bennett is sat right next to him and she's normal and we've had four days of state violence against Arabs in Israel, still on-going, plus those fascist riots the other week. It's not like he's godfather to one of Mahmoud Abbas' kids. I'm sure someone will, but Israel's gone apeshit lately so is anyone even writing stories on this right now?
>> No. 93605 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 10:39 pm
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>>93604

It's the hypocrisy that's the thing but no I don't think less of him for it and I didn't think less of Corbyn for it either. Anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism.
>> No. 93607 Anonymous
10th May 2021
Monday 11:49 pm
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>>93604
The only time the al-Jazeera news channel has behaved in a way that I did not consider to be flawlessly impartial, they had a documentary about the pro-Israel influence on American media, and how incredibly suspect it is that American politicians are so unquestioningly pro-Israel. The whole thing was factually true, as far as I could tell, but it felt like a lunatic's YouTube video simply because it blamed the Jews for absolutely everything.
>> No. 93608 Anonymous
11th May 2021
Tuesday 12:02 am
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>>93607
There's one on British politics as well, it's called The Lobby. Was still on youtube last time I checked. It's quite eye opening.
>> No. 93609 Anonymous
11th May 2021
Tuesday 12:32 am
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>>93586
This is something people seem to forget with a declining Labour. Just as when the Lib Dems rose so too would any other parties rise mean another decade at minimum of Tory government and if they stuck around a National Government.

>>93601
Looking at this image physically pains me because you can just tell it's 7pm in some drafty old building where everyone just wants to go home. I bet nobody left being more educated than before or changed their opinion on something. A group of students found out about the meeting and proceeded to sit at the back nattering to each other while the speakers were talking. I've attended too many think tank talks for my own good.

>>93604
>Natalie Bennett is sat right next to him and she's normal

On what planet is she normal? It wouldn't surprise me if she has Mr Blobby in her polycule.
>> No. 93610 Anonymous
11th May 2021
Tuesday 1:23 am
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>>93607

The Israeli state and zionists are the ones manipulating the media and foreign governments, not "the jews", and conflating Israel with the Hebrew people is a part of their playbook. The fact that it's clearly harmful to the reputation and safety of the Hebrew people just exposes how cynical and dangerous zionism is.
>> No. 93611 Anonymous
11th May 2021
Tuesday 3:37 am
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>>93610

The whole thing is incredibly cynical and unspeakably evil. Just the fact that it's so easy to see through, but you can't say anything because then you're an anti-semite too, and then you can't even reference "them" without it being a dogwhistle and evidence of your latent Nazi tendencies. I can't think of another example of such blatant misdirection working so perfectly.
>> No. 93612 Anonymous
11th May 2021
Tuesday 7:42 pm
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Starmer now has a net approval rating of -48. Was it ever that low for Corbyn?
>> No. 93614 Anonymous
11th May 2021
Tuesday 8:19 pm
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>>93612
Corbyn's worst was -56 if I remember correctly, though the oldest graph I can find is -53.
That said, it would be very wishful thinking to think this is as low as Starmer can go.
>> No. 93615 Anonymous
11th May 2021
Tuesday 9:44 pm
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>>93609
>This is something people seem to forget with a declining Labour. Just as when the Lib Dems rose so too would any other parties rise mean another decade at minimum of Tory government and if they stuck around a National Government.
With the announced voter suppression and removal of a fixed-term it seems as though the Tories are worried that alone isn't enough.
>> No. 93616 Anonymous
11th May 2021
Tuesday 11:07 pm
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>>93615
Honestly I respect the Tories on this. When they're miles ahead of Labour and certain to win the next election, they don't start handwringing and going "Ohh, what if we look too powerful? Ohh, what about democratic principles?" like Labour does. They think: Right, how can we use this to make sure that we'll become this powerful again in the future? How can we use this to screw our opponents over for the long term?

Where Labour spends political capital in office, the Conservatives invest it into staying there. From Thatcher buying the Conservatives a new class of voters using public assets while breaking the spine of the labour movement by regulating it into pointlessness to Shirley Porter having the homeless bused out of marginal wards while selling council houses to would-be Tory voters in order to maintain control of Westminster City Council, to Cameron banning charities from pointing out the government's policies are hurting the poor to Boris doing voter registration and the cynical repeal of the (honestly pretty shit) fixed terms parliament act just in case they feel like an early election, the Tories don't mess around. Being born to rule isn't enough for them, they want to make sure.
>> No. 93617 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 10:04 am
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>>93616

Yes, you can make pretty much anything sound aspirational if you frame it right, even despotism.
>> No. 93618 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 11:03 am
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>>93616

That sort of thing is harmful to the functioning of government in the long term as it empowers incompetent parties to stay in power permanently. Well, that's what happens when a country doesn't have a constitution and the party in charge doesn't respect rule of law.
>> No. 93619 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 11:08 am
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>>93615
>voter suppression

You mean bringing us in line with every single other democracy in the world?
>> No. 93620 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 11:58 am
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>>93619

No, I mean voter suppression.
>> No. 93621 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 11:58 am
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>>93619
You wouldn't be telling lies on the internet, would you?
>> No. 93622 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 1:37 pm
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Calling voter ID 'suppression' is the most teenladdy thing I've read since five minutes ago.
>> No. 93623 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 1:44 pm
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>>93622
Can you explain why?
>> No. 93624 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 1:44 pm
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>>93622
Give we have no fraud, we have never needed them before and there is already a system in place to make sure everyone gets one vote and one vote only what other reason is there?
>> No. 93625 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 1:48 pm
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>>93623
Pretty much every other democracy on the planet uses it, including our own in Northern Ireland. The Electoral Commission recommends it. The general public support it. ID to be made freely available. ID already extremely widespread. Not a significant hindrance in any capacity. A reasonable safeguard against the risk of personation. Nobody would cite the use of voter ID in other countries like Norway or the Netherlands as evidence of a broken democracy. Nobody says a thing about rescinding it in its use within our own country.

For the record I'm against it in principle, but the reaction is fucking laughable, and symptomatic of the childish kneejerk reaction to it being from the Tories and not my team.
>> No. 93626 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 1:58 pm
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>>93625
>ID to be made freely available
No it isn't, in fact Boris has voted against it 12 times.

>ID already extremely widespread.
No it isn't.

>Not a significant hindrance in any capacity.
Estimates are of 2 million people who'll be unable to vote.
>> No. 93627 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 2:11 pm
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>>93626
Yes it is, it's part of the Queens Speech yesterday.

Yes it is, 93+% of the population has some form of acceptable ID currently. This obviously does not include those who would apply for and receive the new free one. Current pilots, from non-hevaily advertised local schemes, have recorded between 0.03 and 0.7% rejection rate. This is not disenfranchisement, it's 'come back later'. I turned away someone on Thursday because they couldn't provide me with enough information to tell me where they lived. It is not unreasonable to have to show you are who you say you are - it's a normal pert of civic life by and large, elections are an unusual exception.

No, they would be perfectly able to vote if they bothered getting an ID. This is not significant, any more than not having someone come to your house to pick up your ballot is, and expecting people to get off their arsed and walk to a polling station.

Only Brits could look on something like this and be so up our own arse about it. British exceptional ism indeed. We're a nation of whiny children.
>> No. 93628 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 2:17 pm
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>>93627

It's absolutely significant, turning around and saying "they're just lazy" is naive beyond belief.

"I'm against it in principle but in action all I'm going to do is to whine about other people who are more actively against it" who are you trying to convince here? Us or yourself?
>> No. 93629 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 2:17 pm
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>>93627
Tried to fix the typos but for some reason it wouldn't let me delete my own post, only report it. Oh well.

Addition: I don't give a toss about how many times Boris has voted against some form of ID (not that this is 'some form' it is 'this form for this purpose'). I can make a judgement about Boris Johnson and quite seperately to making a judgement about the rights, wrongs and drawbacks of voter ID. Again, I'm against it, but the reaction is laughable. I find how nobody gives a toss that it's standard in NI, in our own country, to be telling.
>> No. 93630 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 2:25 pm
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>>93628
I didn't say 'they're just lazy', I said it's not unreasonable, and it isn't.

I'm not trying to convince anyone (why would I, we're both against it) , the internet isn't some canvassing platform for me like it seems to be for everyone else to shout about the latest trendy thing to herald as the beginnings of fascism. It's just tiring having to wade through them all.

It is possible to respond to something in between support and fanatical opposition you know.
>> No. 93631 Anonymous
12th May 2021
Wednesday 4:54 pm
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>>93629
We have it in Northern Ireland for very specific reasons unrelated to why it's being brought about in the rest of the UK.

The constituency target size is currently around 73k. A 0.7% rejection rate results in around 500 rejections, a number which is larger than the majorities in 12 seats at the 2019 general election.

The security situation in NI aside, we literally have no need to impose an ID requirement here. As for "come back later", evidence from this year's elections shows that frequently they can't or don't.
>> No. 93632 Anonymous
13th May 2021
Thursday 1:57 am
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>>93627

Ahhh, so all that mandatory ID card stuff from ten years has just been snuck in through the back door, has it? I see what's going on now. Played the long game on that didn't they.

We let our guard down because after we'd voted out the Big CCTV puppet government, we had to turn our attention to duping Facebook and Google with false details. But the Tories are New Labour now by the looks of things, so we'll all be safe under the watchful eyes from now on.

How do you reckon Boris actually feels about the fact he's overseen both the most left wing and most authoritarian government this country has seen in decades? Dear old Maggie would be very disappointed in him.
>> No. 93633 Anonymous
13th May 2021
Thursday 8:44 am
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>>93632
How's Johnson more left-wing than New Labour? Just to put it in black and white.
>> No. 93634 Anonymous
13th May 2021
Thursday 8:53 am
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>>93632
Oh, sure, if there's one thing Thatcher hated it was authority...
>> No. 93635 Anonymous
13th May 2021
Thursday 8:54 am
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>>93627

0.3 - 0.7 rejection rate = 200,000-400,000 people being **disenfranchised**. It's 'come back later' for some, how many? The one guy you mentioned? Mate, you've seen how many people just don't bother even going back to the doctor or whatever. You know what people are like. If there are these barriers to entry, it will prevent participation.

You know how many people you turned away? Why wouldn't they get turned away on polling day for being forgetful then? Why do we *need* ID cards? What problem are they preventing?

And for that matter, I'm detecting (not necessarily from you) a sense that if people don't *want* to vote, and whom minor barriers would discourage...are these people being perceived as less worthy of voting?

Pro-mandatory ID cards and anti-postal voting are both fucking disgusting policies and everyone who embraces them can honestly fuck off back to Surrey where you toffs belong.
>> No. 93636 Anonymous
13th May 2021
Thursday 11:22 am
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>>93633

By spending money at all. In the North of all places.

>>93634

Aye but she never locked the whole country up. Only the miners.
>> No. 93819 Anonymous
2nd June 2021
Wednesday 1:52 pm
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Survation polling in April had the Tories on 39% and Labour on 38%, so Hartlepool has been far more damaging for Labour than Cummings has been for the Tories.
>> No. 93854 Anonymous
5th June 2021
Saturday 2:49 am
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>>93635
Honestly I'm quite enjoying such a run ofnthe mill, boring, standard aspect of thr democratic process globally fucks you off so much you'd describe it as 'Disgusting!' without any care for how obviously you don't give a shit about its existing use let alone anything else.
>> No. 93868 Anonymous
5th June 2021
Saturday 5:00 pm
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>>93854
Tell you what. You can introduce voting with ID cards, but you have to go into shitty underground urban nightclubs blaring out the hits of Skepta and Run the Jewels to do it. And there is no voting before 11pm. And you're not allowed to drive there; to save the environment, you must get the bus. Once you arrive there, the voting process is the same, so there can't be any complaints, right? And if doddery middle-aged Daily Mail-readers choose to stay away in their droves, who cares? They should just go and vote, right? And when Jeremy Corbyn becomes Prime Minister, that's just democracy because legitimate voter disenfranchisement is literally impossible. Why aren't you campaigning for my brilliant plan?
>> No. 93869 Anonymous
5th June 2021
Saturday 5:20 pm
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>>93868
Voting after 11pm sounds pretty ace. Especially if we time our elections for the summer, a cool night-time stroll before bedtime where we can calmly collect our thoughts. The symbolism is also nice, making sure God can't see us debasing our souls with petty political activity and emphasising that one's politics and patriotism is a deeply personal matter.

Not him, just not taking your post very seriously as it's not an argument and mocks the hurdles that can be faced in getting ID.
>> No. 93870 Anonymous
5th June 2021
Saturday 6:33 pm
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>>93868

I would enthusiastically support the idea of having only one polling station in a secret bunker somewhere in the Scottish Highlands, the location of which can only be discovered through an arduous series of physical and mental challenges. For extra fun, election day is always in January and is timed to coincide with special forces SERE training. If we're doing it right, the turnout would be consistently on a par with the death toll.
>> No. 93931 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 8:48 pm
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>The electoral map of England is being redrawn to reflect population shifts and the government's aim that all Parliamentary constituencies contain roughly the same number of electors.

>There's quite a lot of variation between different regions of England. Broadly, the South is getting more seats whilst the North will have fewer.

>The re-jig reflects changes in population figures - the whole point of the review is to make constituencies more equal in terms of the number of voters they have.

>But it doesn't sit entirely comfortably with the government's "levelling-up" agenda, its commitment to spread wealth, power and opportunity to previously neglected parts of the country.

>Whenever boundary changes are proposed there are always attempts to estimate who are the winners and losers politically.
>It takes a long time to come up with precise estimates but we can say pretty confidently that overall the changes will benefit the Conservatives at the expense of Labour.
>> No. 93933 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 10:05 pm
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>>93931

Getting pissy about Northern Constituencies losing seats is kind of redundant given that they'll all just vote Tory anyway and there is likely not going to be any serious party in opposition for at least a decade or so (extrapolating current trends).

Why even bother with elections to be honest? Let's just let Boris declare himself emperor and start wearing a bicorne made of Union Flag patterned fabric.
>> No. 93934 Anonymous
8th June 2021
Tuesday 10:28 pm
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>>93931
>But it doesn't sit entirely comfortably with the government's "levelling-up" agenda, its commitment to spread wealth, power and opportunity to previously neglected parts of the country.

I don't see why, I live in a posh bit of London and I'm all for spreading the butter across the toast. You could even go as far as to say that I insist upon it and would welcome the kind of programmes that eventually shift more people to the North.

It's not like the government even has a say on the reports findings as boundary commissions are by design arms length.
>> No. 93935 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 1:06 am
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>>93934

But the north doesn't want more people, in fact more people is exact opposite of what we want, in no uncertain terms. We just want nicer houses and waiting times at A&E under nine hours, and we've proven wholly willing to steer the entire bastard ship into an iceberg if you don't start taking us seriously. We're not about empty threats up here you know.
>> No. 93936 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 1:30 am
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>>93935
Don't worry, you might be seeing some new faces but they won't be sticking around. Some mighty nice houses up there we can to buy-to-let you see. Why else would you think we're sending money up North to tidy it up a bit first, we've never sent you any money before.
>> No. 93937 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 4:06 am
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There's not much point in making a distinction about the North versus the rest of the country. The social attitudes in the so-called red wall are in line with the rest of the country; the main difference has been the historical "I'm voting Labour, just like me Dad" tradition that had been weakening.

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2021/05/17/stereotypical-image-red-wall-residents-accurate
>> No. 93938 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 12:01 pm
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>>93937
I like how they conveniently neutered the free speech question to the degree that both answers can be interpreted as the same thing. And the the school history question isn't in line with any national debate. Suppose it doesn't matter so long as they can make it into the paper though and get more people signed up to watch ads for them.

If you use YouGov you're a patsy for corporate interests. There are ways to structure electronic engagement that Taiwan leads on, people need to stop thinking this is it.
>> No. 93939 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 12:23 pm
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>>93938
>There are ways to structure electronic engagement that Taiwan leads on, people need to stop thinking this is it.
Sorry, I don't really understand what you mean by this and it comes across as a very puzzling outburst. Could you explain further?
>> No. 93940 Anonymous
9th June 2021
Wednesday 12:37 pm
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>>93938

>And the the school history question isn't in line with any national debate.

There was a parliamentary petition last year to make lessons on colonialism and slavery part of the national curriculum, which kicked up a small amount of fuss in the tabloids.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/324092
>> No. 94139 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 12:50 pm
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>Keir Starmer’s closest aide, Jenny Chapman, is to be removed from her role as political secretary after significant criticism from MPs, but will move into the shadow cabinet taking responsibility for Brexit. Chapman’s departure is another major change to Starmer’s top team and follows a sideways move for Starmer’s chief of staff, Morgan McSweeney, and the departure of his two most senior communications staff, Ben Nunn and Paul Ovenden.

>The move will be formally announced as part of a substantial shakeup of Starmer’s team after the Batley and Spen byelection on 1 July, the Guardian understands. That is likely to coincide with the arrival of Labour’s new director of strategy, the pollster Deborah Mattinson, who brings long experience, having previously worked for Gordon Brown.

>Labour sources say Starmer believes it is a natural moment for change, after a year in the leadership, and as Covid restrictions finally lift. However, the departure of Chapman and McSweeney’s move follow a series of complaints from MPs that Starmer’s office is aloof and uncommunicative. McSweeney will remain in the leader’s office but will focus attention on rebuilding the party machinery for the next general election.

>Despite a barrage of private criticism of Chapman from MPs, Starmer and his closest aides had seemed determined to defend her because of the key role she had played in his leadership campaign. Chapman had once said she would occupy his office until he stood for leader. MPs blamed her for the decision to make Paul Williams the Hartlepool byelection candidate despite his remainer credentials in the pro-Brexit constituency. Labour humiliatingly lost the seat last month. “I have never encountered someone so difficult to deal with and I went through the Corbyn years,” one senior official said. “Relations seriously deteriorated over the Liverpool mayoral selection and the Hartlepool selection.” They also blamed Chapman for some of the disastrous messaging around the reshuffle after the byelection loss, when briefings that Starmer was planning to sack his deputy, Angela Rayner, from her elections role were met with fury by her team.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jun/22/labour-leader-keir-starmer-axes-chief-aide-jenny-chapman
>> No. 94163 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 5:56 pm
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>>94139
>who brings long experience, having previously worked for Gordon Brown.
Why does nobody ever hire experienced people who actually won? Both in Labour and the Conservatives there's this awful trend of going "Oh, we've got this adviser, he's really good, he was on the Clinton campaign" and I just think - why are you hiring these people? Why are you bragging that you've picked up someone with a track record of humiliating failure? When looking for a personal driver, you'd never go "Oh yeah, you've probably heard of him, he's the one who caused the 17 car pileup on the M6, so we know he's got experience with a car!"

And when I say pick a winner: for the love of god, no, not increasingly decrepit Blairite holdovers. Get on the phone to the ALP, who at least win state elections. Get on the phone to the Canadian Liberals if you must. Ideally, get on the phone to Ardern's team. If Labour has any hope whatsoever of winning the next election it's going to take another byelection and then nicking their strategy of anointing a new leader that people actually like 15 minutes before the election.
>> No. 94167 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 6:40 pm
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>>94163
"Pick a winner, dammit!"

"No, not those winners!"
>> No. 94168 Anonymous
22nd June 2021
Tuesday 6:50 pm
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>>94167
Let's take this logic to its conclusion: Grab a shovel and meet me on the Isles of Scilly, we're digging up Harold Wilson. Like the Blairites he's actually won an election and is completely unaware of how the internet works, like the Brownites he's got a ready-made excuse for not being associated with the Iraq war, having been dead for 8 years when it broke out, and unlike either of them he's not associated with any of Labour's current utterly useless factions.
>> No. 94211 Anonymous
25th June 2021
Friday 7:27 am
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>Thangam Debbonaire told female party members at a meeting last weekend that introducing free social care for disabled and older people would “give the Tories a stick to beat Labour with”, Disability News Service (DNS) has been told. She apparently claimed that such a policy would cost “£100 billion” and would cost more than the annual budget of the NHS. She also said that right-wing newspapers would attack the policy and that it would lose Labour the next election.

https://www.disabilitynewsservice.com/labour-says-calling-for-free-social-care-would-just-give-tories-a-stick-to-beat-us-with/
>> No. 94213 Anonymous
25th June 2021
Friday 9:33 am
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>>94211
I've said it a thousand times, but this is what irritates me most of all about these centrist types: they aren't even very good at politics on top of having no real beliefs.

Of course the Conservatives are going to beat you with sticks over this, they're going to beat you with sticks over everything the party does because that's how politics works and doubly so when it's the Tories. What policy does Debbonaire (Jesus Christ) think Labour could come up with that would make the Tories stand up in Parliament and say "wow, great idea, well done"? If she knows what this cost-free silver bullet policy is I'd love to know as it sounds like quite the boon to the public's and Labour's fortunes.
>> No. 94238 Anonymous
1st July 2021
Thursday 12:37 pm
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>Angela Rayner has been forced to deny any immediate plans to challenge Keir Starmer for the Labour leadership, amid feverish speculation at Westminster as voters in Batley and Spen go to the polls.

>Labour still has hopes of winning the hard-fought byelection; but many MPs are already discussing what might happen if they were to lose it. The Guardian understands that allies of Rayner did make tentative approaches to potential supporters after May’s Hartlepool byelection, which Labour lost, and believed at the time they could have mustered the 40 MPs necessary to launch a challenge. But they insist she does not want to stand now, preferring to try to shape Labour policy, and they are concerned about the risk to her reputation if she wields the knife against a sitting leader.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jul/01/angela-rayner-forced-to-deny-plans-for-labour-leadership-bid

I fucking hope not. I watched her being interviewed the other day and she said "in crued" instead of "accrued" because she's thick as pig shit.
>> No. 94239 Anonymous
1st July 2021
Thursday 1:25 pm
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>>94238
She'd be great. Thick, uneducated, incompetent at politics. Mildly socialist. I'd imagine her handlers would have a turnover rate measured in Hertz. Jezza as her deputy (or chancellor) for maximum japery.
If we're going to have an ineffective opposition, why not go the whole way, blow another few months on a divisive and destructive leadership campaign, then fuck up the GE.
god I'm depressed.
>> No. 94240 Anonymous
1st July 2021
Thursday 1:30 pm
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>>94239
How can one be 'mildly socialist'? Support some kind of timeshare arrangement between the workers and the capitalist class?
>> No. 94241 Anonymous
1st July 2021
Thursday 1:50 pm
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>>94239
Don't worry, if anything it will make the Tories massively overconfident so they try and push an unpopular yet necessary policy that collapses their support base. If you set yourself on fire and run around like a madman there's chance you can set others on fire who might burn more veraciously.
>> No. 94242 Anonymous
1st July 2021
Thursday 5:00 pm
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>>94241
Now you've got me imagining a timeline where Corbyn is defenestrated in 2016 so when the Conservatives throw in the dementia tax in 2017 or 2020, instead of opportunistically exploiting it Labour fumbles the issue trying to look "responsible." (after all, what if Labour said they wouldn't do anything similar and looked like they'd mismanage the public finances?) Perhaps even going so far as to explain, better than the Conservatives, why the Tory policy wasn't actually so bad and so isn't a major issue. (unlike Labour's fully costed plan for means tested kicks in the teeth)
>> No. 94243 Anonymous
1st July 2021
Thursday 8:31 pm
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George Galloway is apparently going to pull it off.
>> No. 94244 Anonymous
1st July 2021
Thursday 9:05 pm
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>>94243
I'm going to pull his fucking head off.
>> No. 94245 Anonymous
1st July 2021
Thursday 10:01 pm
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>>94243
>George Galloway is apparently going to pull it off.
I'll be tuning into the Commons again then.
>> No. 94246 Anonymous
1st July 2021
Thursday 10:41 pm
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>>94243
Do you think Tracy Brabin regrets her decision to become West Yorkshire mayor?
>> No. 94251 Anonymous
2nd July 2021
Friday 10:40 am
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Fuck George Galloway.

>>94245
And fuck you too.
>> No. 94252 Anonymous
2nd July 2021
Friday 10:47 am
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>>94251
I find trainwrecks entertaining. Am I to assume you took my interest in seeing the man explode in the Commons as an endorsement of his policy?

Do you consider yourself easily seethed or just stupid?
>> No. 94253 Anonymous
2nd July 2021
Friday 10:54 am
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>>94252
>easily seethed
Huh?
>> No. 94254 Anonymous
2nd July 2021
Friday 12:43 pm
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>>94252
Not to worry lad. Kier is acting like he stormed to a historic victory personally, by just over 300 votes.
>> No. 94255 Anonymous
2nd July 2021
Friday 1:38 pm
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I, for one, look forward to our politicians returning focus to the issues that matter. Namely how we can make Londoners richer and to better represent their political beliefs over the commuter towns of Carlisle and Lerwick.
>> No. 94257 Anonymous
2nd July 2021
Friday 3:23 pm
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"Batley and Spen: Labour is back after by-election win, says Starmer"
Ok Starmer, really grasping at the straws now.
>> No. 94258 Anonymous
2nd July 2021
Friday 4:12 pm
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I saw someone call Galloway a carpetbagger on Twitter and thought it was a word filter.
>> No. 94259 Anonymous
2nd July 2021
Friday 5:44 pm
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>>94257

Go to bed George, see you at the next By-election (unless your own bitterness hasn't consumed you like something akin to necrosis before then).
>> No. 94284 Anonymous
3rd July 2021
Saturday 11:48 am
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>>94259
Not him, and Galloway is a cunt, but Starmer declaring Labour to be on some kind of resurgance, when they got their lowest vote share ever, when they just barely snatched victory from the jaws of defeat, is really stupid.

It's exactly the kind of arrogance that led so many (stupid) people to vote for Galloway. Labour should be showing some humility and seeking to address the issues that alienated the voters of Batley and Spen from them. Instead Starmer appears to be treating the previous by-election losses as just anomalous blips in an otherwise perfect record.
>> No. 94285 Anonymous
3rd July 2021
Saturday 12:31 pm
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>>94284
People like backing winners. Starmer and Labour need to start sounding like winners because all they've really done so far is talk about how people have been right to abandon Labour because they'd been taken for granted for too long, which has been massively unpopular because he's coming across like a right loser.

Labour also need to stop with the massive infighting. It's been funny watching the mental gymnastics by Corbyn supporters online before and after election day but this sort of shit is electoral kryptonite. Take the win, learn the lesson that local candidates are better than parachuting in some wonk and fucking build on it.
>> No. 94287 Anonymous
3rd July 2021
Saturday 4:44 pm
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>>94258
Carbetbagger is a fine insult that has been hideously co-opted by our benevolent masters.
>> No. 94288 Anonymous
3rd July 2021
Saturday 6:00 pm
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>>94284
>seeking to address the issues that alienated the voters of Batley and Spen from them
Swing voters are notorious for voting for who Sandra down the pub thinks looks least like a paedo. I don't think there is much more to it than Galloway wore a nice hat and purred like a kitten on Big Brother once after calling Micheal Barrymore a Jakey carpet-bagger.
>> No. 94311 Anonymous
18th July 2021
Sunday 5:38 pm
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Keir Starmer is preparing to support a purge of far-left factions that were vocal supporters of Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership. After 15 months of being party leader, Starmer is expected to support a proposal before the party’s governing body on Tuesday to proscribe four named groups.

The proposal, first reported in the Daily Mirror, has angered leftwing members who believe this may be part of a wider purge of the party. Labour’s ruling National Executive Committee will be asked to proscribe Resist and Labour Against the Witchhunt, which claims antisemitism allegations were politically motivated, and Labour In Exile Network, which expressly welcomes expelled or suspended members. Socialist Appeal, a group that describes itself as a Marxist voice of Labour and youth, would also become a banned group. Anyone found to be a member of any these groups could be automatic expelled from the Labour party.


https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jul/18/keir-starmer-expected-to-back-purge-of-far-left-labour-factions
>> No. 94312 Anonymous
18th July 2021
Sunday 5:50 pm
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>>94311

As this article explains, the right sees the success of Corbyn and Bernie as being the result of an upswing in left-wing politics in the youth, and one that isn't going to move to the right any time in the near future.
https://iea.org.uk/media/67-per-cent-of-young-brits-want-a-socialist-economic-system-finds-new-poll/
So it's very strange that Starmer is doing his best to disown it.
>> No. 94313 Anonymous
18th July 2021
Sunday 6:26 pm
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>>94311
You know who else had widespread purges after becoming leader of his party? Stalin. What a bloody hypocrite.
>> No. 94314 Anonymous
18th July 2021
Sunday 6:50 pm
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>>94311
Expelling the first two for antisemitism is an easy sell, fair enough, but getting rid of the completely irrelevant Socialist Appeal feels like sad middle aged NOLSies trying to roleplay as Neil Kinnock by attacking the few remaining coffin dodgers who opposed him the first time around.
>> No. 94315 Anonymous
18th July 2021
Sunday 7:22 pm
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>>94312
Lad, it's from the IEA and talking about children having socialist political beliefs.
>> No. 94324 Anonymous
20th July 2021
Tuesday 1:51 pm
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Why is it that the Labour leaders most afraid of a national budget deficit tend to be the ones who leave the party with gigantic budget deficits?
>> No. 94325 Anonymous
20th July 2021
Tuesday 2:27 pm
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>>94324
I actually remember John Prescott warning that the party was facing bankruptcy in 2010. As far as I can tell their finances have been in dire straights since the Iraq War, although there's no chance they'd go bankrupt it does make you wonder of the continual pressures that's been having behind the scenes.
>> No. 94326 Anonymous
20th July 2021
Tuesday 2:36 pm
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>>94325
>Labour is Britain's richest party – and it's not down to the unions
>Aug 2018
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/aug/22/labour-coffers-make-party-richest-in-britain
>> No. 94327 Anonymous
20th July 2021
Tuesday 2:45 pm
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>>94325
They need to stop pissing it away on legal action resulting from infighting.
>> No. 94328 Anonymous
20th July 2021
Tuesday 3:33 pm
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>>94325
I know it was to skirt the rules on declaring donations, but Blair was still a right idiot to sell honours for loans at commercial rates of interest rather than for cold hard cash when the party was broke. Not like Lloyd George, a proper crook who not only sold honours, but let the money rest in his own account and used it quite successfully for factional purposes.
>> No. 94329 Anonymous
20th July 2021
Tuesday 3:46 pm
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>>94326
>another paid £12,500 to have home-cooked dinner with the environment secretary, Michael Gove, and his wife, Sarah Vine.

Being a rich political donor must be hard. You can't just give money to get your back scratched, you end up getting all sorts of dinner party invites and have to spend time hobnobbing with leaders.
>> No. 94330 Anonymous
20th July 2021
Tuesday 9:10 pm
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Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I gave, say, three grand to the Green Party instead of spunking it on Bitcoins that immediately lose 60% of their value. Would they just accept it? Or would I get a favour in return? If I just donated it for fun, would they ring me up and ask me if I want anything? If I donated it to Labour instead, would the local Labour MP help me get some land to build a house on?
>> No. 94331 Anonymous
20th July 2021
Tuesday 9:20 pm
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>>94330
You'll probably get better returns on the buttcoins, TBH.
>> No. 94332 Anonymous
20th July 2021
Tuesday 10:07 pm
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>>94330
What are you hoping they'd offer you?
>> No. 94333 Anonymous
20th July 2021
Tuesday 10:35 pm
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>>94332
I think that's the 'oestrogen infusion' tier.
>> No. 94335 Anonymous
21st July 2021
Wednesday 1:20 am
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>>94332
A large plot of wasteground that I can build a mansion on. There are plenty around here. I would happily pay 10 grand straight into an MP's pocket to receive such a thing, and nobody else wants them (or at least, they haven't had this brilliant idea).
>> No. 94340 Anonymous
22nd July 2021
Thursday 11:40 pm
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>>94335
Have you considered offering this money to a landowner instead?
>> No. 94341 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 7:32 am
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>>94340
It's difficult to conceive of a less deserving person.
>> No. 94342 Anonymous
23rd July 2021
Friday 1:35 pm
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>>94341
You could throw it my way. I can't guarantee any political favours, but you'll definitely get an intimate dinner for two at a Harvester of your choice (from a list of two).
>> No. 94404 Anonymous
12th August 2021
Thursday 7:24 am
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>> No. 94409 Anonymous
12th August 2021
Thursday 3:23 pm
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>>94404
All those public safety measures coupled with one of the most generous furlough schemes on the planet really turned people against the party implementing them. And it sent them straight into the arms of, erm, Labour, those free-marketeers and povvo-slaughterers. How mystifying. I know politics is determined entirely by people who do not pay any attention at all to politics, but that's pretty stupid even by general-electorate standards.
>> No. 94411 Anonymous
12th August 2021
Thursday 4:11 pm
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>>94409
Support for the Tories going down seems intertwined with the number of stories in the tabloids about asylum seekers crossing the Channel in a dingy.
>> No. 94488 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 3:15 am
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More on this later, but I think I hate Keir Starmer to the point I’m almost wishing something terrible would happen in his personal life that would force him to stand down, but mean the party doesn’t have to confess he’s a sandwich short of a picnic at the same time. He’s treating being leader of the opposition like a Saturday job.
>> No. 94489 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 7:16 am
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>>94488
>He’s treating being leader of the opposition like a Saturday job

It's what Labour have done for the past 10 years. Sit back, wait for the Tories to implode and then the public will suddenly wake up, see them for the charlatans that they are and come flocking to Labour. Any day now.
>> No. 94490 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 10:24 am
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>>94489
Isn't he going on some sort of "Listening Tour" to get to know what policies he should have? You could go when he visits your town, and tell him how you feel.
>> No. 94491 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 11:03 am
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>>94489
I look forward to seeing the Blairites be in power just as this happens and it also being just as the Tories stop being Blairites. It's Tony's worldolonely, we're just living in it.

>>94490
This will be the post that gets us shutdown when Otherlad seizes the opportunity to bring 'something terrible' to his personal life when he's out the house on tour. I'll be seeing you lot in the cells once GCHQ uncovers what arse pissing really means.
>> No. 94492 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 11:25 am
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>>94490
He seriously needs to stop acting like a loser. Nobody will back a loser.
>> No. 94497 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 12:38 pm
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>>94489
We only have six weeks to save the NHS!!!11 etc
>> No. 94498 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 1:55 pm
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>>94489
That's plainly untrue though. Labour under Corbyn and Miliband both defined themselves far more clearly than Starmer has, even if in Miliband's case he did so in a manner that made him too close to the Tories too often, he still stood for something. Starmer's Labour, even after 18 months in charge, are defined by their lack of definition. I gave him time, I gave him the benefit of the doubt and the cunt's not even bothered to come up with a social care policy. Unless he has a barnstorming conference I don't know what the point is? Maybe I'll join the Greens and find somewhere other than here to endlessly argue the toss on trans rights, or just fall asleep in an unlit bonfire like a hedgehog and let the flames take me come November 5th. Labour even announced some quite good stuff about worker's rights and clearing up the definition of "worker" in law so companies are forced to stop taking liberties with time and pay. But guess what? The big trick of that announcement was to make sure no one heard about it, because they're afraid of being shouted at by the Mail and the Telegraph, which as far as I can tell means the right-wing press have won? If you're so browbeaten you're choosing to murmur your policies into a tree so as not to cause a stir, that's as good as giving up. Starmer likes to talk about being the party of the future, whilst in the same interview he's invoking Blair, Wilson and Atlee to smokescreen his own shortcomings. That's the kind of "leader" he is, one who looks to the future, despite having no vision, bringing back Mandelson and constantly raking up internal party desputes for seemingly no end.

My concerns over Starmer's first year in post have become unavoidable in my reckoning of him and I no longer understand why he wanted the position to begin with. Even more unfortunately the Labour Right have more or less captured the party wholesale and are completely onboard for this petty, myopic, deathmarch. There appears to be no political metric by which Starmer is superior to Corbyn, but that's practically heresy so you either keep putting one foot in front of another until you drop, or clear off. It's all so draining.
>> No. 94502 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 7:14 pm
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>>94491

IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS?
>> No. 94503 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 7:44 pm
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>>94491

Tony Blair increasingly looks like a cross between Richard Branson and Gollum.
>> No. 94504 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 8:11 pm
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I find myself saying more horrible (if also more ridiculous) things about Starmer that I say of Blair, less because I genuinely hate him and more because he's so fucking boring that the only way to have fun when discussing him is filling in his personality-void with the idea he's some kind of cosmic-horror entity who wants nothing more than pain, suffering and death for all life on this planet. An individual who personally goes out and gives Alpacas TB (Those letters are surely not a coincidence!) out of a desire to conduct arcane summoning rituals on the original bastard in the first instance, and out of confusion and jealousy of the love and attention mortal man gives Alpacas but not him. Of course he's inspired by every previous Labour leader to win an election - he wants to see them all reincarnated as liches bound eternally in his service. (Blair as the prototype? Or did Blair summon...) A nightmare-entity who lowers the Labour membership figures by violating GDPR to find people's details and then coming to them in the dead of night to whisk their souls away to his 7th dimension of eternal torment, where time has been slowed to all but a crawl c. 1998 but you still feel pain at the earth rate. Someone with more policies than any Labour leader or aspirant leader before or since, but incapable of translating his wish to see every building reclad in living flesh and bone from the horror-tongue of 90s soundbyte speak into words comprehensible to 21st century man, let alone then getting them down into a 5 point pledge-card like Mandelson says he has to.
>> No. 94505 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 8:55 pm
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I mean... I'm not what you would call a super-fan for Starmer by any stretch of the imagination, but if I had to play devil's advocate I would say there's actually a pretty decent argument to be made that blending into the furniture and pretending they no longer even exist is exactly what Labour need to do for the next year or two, and he's doing a cracking job of that.

It's like when a Hollywood celebrity gets accused of being a kiddyfiddler, so the best possible thing they can do is drop off the face of the earth for four or five years until enough people have forgotten about it. Labour's reputation as a party really is in as dire straits as that, and they've got nobody and nothing to put out there who can salvage it. They barely have a handful of MPs who are even capable of making it through an episode of Any Questions, on home northern turf, without making an absolute tit of themselves.

Possibly the best thing they can do is shut the fuck up for a while.
>> No. 94506 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 8:58 pm
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>>94505
>I would say there's actually a pretty decent argument to be made that blending into the furniture and pretending they no longer even exist is exactly what Labour need to do for the next year or two, and he's doing a cracking job of that.
Okay, let's hear it...

>It's like when a Hollywood celebrity gets accused of being a kiddyfiddler...
For fuck sake.
>> No. 94507 Anonymous
10th September 2021
Friday 9:06 pm
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>>94506

Am I wrong though?
>> No. 94546 Anonymous
14th September 2021
Tuesday 10:12 pm
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>Marsha de Cordova, the shadow equalities secretary, has resigned from Keir Starmer’s shadow cabinet with immediate effect citing a desire to focus on her marginal constituency.
>One senior MP said the role would be difficult to fill, citing tensions at a senior level over the party’s stance on evangelist christian korean youtuber rights.

Hold onto your butts.
>> No. 94547 Anonymous
14th September 2021
Tuesday 11:01 pm
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>>94546
If that wasn't a wordfilter I could still half believe it. It sounds like the potential sort of Twitter-issue-of-the-week that keeps their strategists and media coordinators up at night.
>> No. 94548 Anonymous
15th September 2021
Wednesday 12:10 am
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>>94546
How are evangelist christian korean youtubers and evangelist Christian Koreans linked?
>> No. 94549 Anonymous
15th September 2021
Wednesday 12:14 am
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>>94548
Via YouTube, evidently.
>> No. 94550 Anonymous
15th September 2021
Wednesday 12:17 am
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>>94546
How hard can this be? You commission a report with some non-committal ambition like 'surveying the landscape of modern trans and non-binary identity in modern society'. You have them do a real root and branch survey with looks across communities with some inoffensive yet progressive sounding text like 'confronting the issues'. End the announcement with something vaguely aggressive about how every problem is the Tories.

Something that would then only see the light of day when you're long go into a proper cabinet post. And might've snuck some sort of manifesto pledge in about how you're going to actually give people a chance instead of the usual meaningless waffle and gimmicks that you'd hear from a Channel 4 loving dad with a range rover in the driveway.

>>94547
>sounds

I would bet money on there being one of Korean church's near me having links to the Labour party on some level.
>> No. 94551 Anonymous
15th September 2021
Wednesday 2:50 am
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>>94550

>How hard can this be?

Polticks innit lad.

One one hand you're got the PR people dragging you in one direction because it'll be suicide on Twitter if you accidentally look too turfy, but on the other hand it's absolute electoral asbestos and by now even the fucking Labour party know it, anyone with any sense wouldn't touch it with somebody else's surgically reconstructed dick.

Goes back to what we were saying earlier about kulturkampf. For the left it really is damned if you do and damned if you don't, because even for the scant few media outlets that are supposed to still be on your side, it's in their financial best interests to print the outrage bait about whether you're a smurf or a big gay Dr. Frank N Furter apologist, and whip up either side into a frenzy about how Labour has gone off the deep end thinking Decepticon rights are more important than meals for working class kids or whatever, or if they're lost the plot and started saying SEND ALL BEAST WARS TOYS TO THE GAS CHAMBERS etc.

You get the picture. I really doubt it's one of those cabinet positions where you are allowed to do anything of your own volition, you're basically just a figurehead and sacrificial lamb.
>> No. 94552 Anonymous
15th September 2021
Wednesday 8:40 am
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This is one of the problems with Labour not having any policies and nobody really knowing what they stand for under Starmer, the void this has created has been filled with endless evangelist christian korean youtuber feuding. You'd be forgiven for thinking that Labour see trans rights as one of the biggest issues the country is facing at the moment, to the exclusion and alienation of the 99.99% of the population who aren't wrapped up in this who don't see the party doing anything for their everyday concerns.
>> No. 94553 Anonymous
15th September 2021
Wednesday 9:17 am
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>>94552
>You'd be forgiven for thinking that Labour see trans rights as one of the biggest issues the country is facing at the moment
I can't say I'd forgive that. Maybe it's the sort of perception the press wants to create, but from my perspective the only parties where evangelist christian korean youtuberism seems to regularly come up are the SNP and the English Greens. If anything I'm surprised by how little it comes up in Labour, considering I know people who'd care, I can see a clear path to using it for cynical factional wrecking and the party's so boring and so far from power that there's no incentive not to do it.
If the party said anything about the government abandoning GRA reform I've long forgotten it, if Scottish Labour has a position on the SNP's policy I've not heard it, if Wales still exists then I wish Mark Drakeford well, but the void of nothingness that is Labour is just that - a void.

It really seems like one of those things that gets into the public consciousness because it's "the sort of thing Labour would do" rather than having any serious root in anything Labour's actually done.
>> No. 94554 Anonymous
15th September 2021
Wednesday 12:20 pm
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>>94553
"It’s old Red Robbo, Stew. He’s saying that we can’t have tea any more in case it annoys a laplanderstani."
>> No. 94605 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 7:26 am
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The Speaker of the House of Commons has made an unprecedented intervention over the security of politicians after a female MP was forced to pull out of the Labour Party conference later this week after receiving online threats from militant evangelist christian korean youtuber activists.

Sir Lindsay Hoyle said elected representatives should be able to appear publicly “without fear of harm” after Rosie Duffield revealed she would miss the conference, which begins in Brighton on Saturday.

The MP, who won Canterbury for Labour in 2017, ending its century-long run as a Tory seat, has decided to stay away after receiving advice that her safety and security could be at risk if she chose to attend. Duffield, 50, claims she has been branded transphobic for “knowing that only women have a cervix”. She has also pointed out that it might not be appropriate for people with male bodies who identify as women to enter female-only spaces.

“LGBT+ Labour now seem to hate my guts and I feared they’d have a massive go at me at conference,” Duffield said. “The people who threaten me I don’t think are actually likely to harm me. They just say it often and very loudly.”

Duffield won support from Hoyle, who spoke out yesterday during a conference of heads of parliament from the G7 nations being held in Chorley, Lancashire. They met to discuss the increasingly disturbing threat posed to democratically elected politicians, including the attack on America’s Capitol Hill earlier this year and the murder of the MP Jo Cox during the Brexit campaign in 2016. It is understood the speakers at the conference will sign a pledge today to try to ensure the safety of elected politicians and crack down on social media trolling.


https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/speaker-steps-in-over-online-threats-to-female-labour-mp-jnhbrcgv5

What was otherlad saying about Labour not tearing itself apart on trans rights?
>> No. 94606 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 7:33 am
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>>94605

I really hate the people on both sides of this. They are a cancer on the left. Of course they can't see it, they both think they're the morally upstanding ones, but they're honestly just all pricks.

On one side it's bitter old battleaxe fisherpersons who wouldn't be doing anyone any good even if they weren't being made to fear for their precious bathrooms by evil men in dresses. On the other side you've got a load of mentalist youtubers who (while I want to be very clear that I do support trans rights here) [i]are[i] all mentalists.

They all just need to fuck off and shut the fuck up.
>> No. 94607 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 8:28 am
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>>94606
Agreed on both counts. I don't have any strong feelings on evangelist christian korean youtubers either way, but Labour are doing a great job of coming across as a bunch of amateurs incapable of running anything.
>> No. 94608 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 9:16 am
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Are there that many Trans people around for this sort of thing to keep happening? I don't get why it is such a major issue.
>> No. 94609 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 9:21 am
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>>94608
Not really, no, but you've got to remember that those most aggrieved by evangelist christian korean youtubers, particularly mtf ones, are women. You know what women are like for not letting something go and constantly raking up the past.
>> No. 94610 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 3:16 pm
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>>94608
It's not the actual dick-snippers; they're often perfectly tolerable people. It's the "allies". These are people who spend all their time on social media getting their minds warped, and remember that they are fundamentally fighting for something that's relatively reasonable. How can you ever stop fighting when justice itself is on the line? Any attempt to reason with them, or negotiate, is an attempt to compromise justice. Plus you have hilarious banter machines posting epic suicide statistics, so suddenly anyone who isn't 100% on board is suddenly the same as them. And behold, that is where we are now.
>> No. 94611 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 5:24 pm
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>>94605
>sign a pledge today to try to ensure the safety of elected politicians and crack down on social media trolling

They can fuck off with this. We've already had elected officials no longer having to reveal their address and people going to prison for being rude on the internet. "Trolling" to a politician just means they don't agree with you and are doing so with an internet tone that is too abrasive for their delicate sensibilities.

Ban politicians from the internet.
>> No. 94612 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 5:52 pm
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Leftists Labour MPs criticising the IDF's treatment of Palestinian civilians need to be expelled for antisemitism, including left wing Jewish people within the party.
But centrist bigot Duffield can invalidate large swathes of the LGBT+ community, and she's seen as a hero because some upset people have sent her nasty tweets. She is truly vile.
>> No. 94613 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 6:39 pm
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>>94612
>She is truly vile.
Come on mate. There are worse things out there. Saying women have cervixes isn't some earth shattering insult.
>> No. 94614 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 6:50 pm
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>>94613
I don't know, that does seem like a rejection of a century's worth of feminism arguing that women shouldn't be defined by their bodies.
>> No. 94615 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 7:05 pm
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>>94612

I don't see how those two things are connected. I see what you're trying to get at, but I don't think those two things overlap or cancel each other out in order to make a "but" comparison.

I think the only people who see her as a hero are her fellow old-guard fisherpersons (of which there are entirely too many in Labour, and they were sexist wankers before they were ever transphobic; but that's another matter entirely) and people who have a bag of spuds about gender benders.

I think the implication is clear: Labour needs a purge and the purge needs to be aimed at people who have worms in their brain about their identity.
>> No. 94616 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 7:29 pm
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>>94615
>I think the implication is clear: Labour needs a purge and the purge needs to be aimed at people who have worms in their brain about their identity.


What if it turns out transphobia is a vote winner? Demonising groups of people has been an effective vote winner for the Tories for the last decade or so.
>> No. 94617 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 7:59 pm
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>>94613
You underestimate the sheer roiling insanity of these people. The merest hint that physical biology might have to something to do with the difference between men and women is enough for the mask to slip and the abuse to start flowing.
>> No. 94618 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 8:01 pm
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>>94617
Your perspective here may be a tiny bit biased given that you're already being insulting in a way that implies if anyone points it out you'll act as though you're entirely innocent.
>> No. 94619 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 8:08 pm
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>>94615
Labour should purge anyone who mentions anything other than class struggles, and also set up an armed wing.
>> No. 94620 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 9:00 pm
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>>94616
This country is surprisingly woke on the whole. Remember that David Cameron legalised gay marriage, even though civil partnerships already existed, and was applauded for it. Nobody rages about that now. And did you watch any of the Paralympics? We put Paralympians on cereal boxes alongside whole people and normals; they smash the medals because we give them so much funding. Meanwhile, maybe this isn't a perfect comparison, but I saw it on Wikipedia's front page yesterday: Gambian wheelchair racer Isatou Nyang's day job is "beggar":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isatou_Nyang

This country is afraid of foreigners and would lay its life down to defend millionaires, but in terms of demonising groups of people, there are plenty of minority groups that we are fairly tolerant of on the whole.

>>94619
Class war is identity politics too. Only the 1% are the enemy. But that being said, an armed wing is my favourite type of wing after hot wings.
>> No. 94621 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 9:33 pm
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>>94620

>Class war is identity politics too

No, it isn't.

Or to be more precise, it doesn't revolve around essentialism of identity. Whenever anyone says identity politics in today's context what they really mean is identitarian essentialism. There is no essentialism to class politics (unless you are right wing, of course)- Class is a function of material circumstance.

There is such a thing as valid identity politics, but in most cases it is coherently enough tied to material politics that most people don't bat an eye.
>> No. 94622 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 10:28 pm
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>>94618
Haven't you got some biologists car to key for posting unhelpful results?

>>94621
Seems a bit naïve. We've had centuries of materialist thought now, it's old hat.

People might not identify with their material class and many won't be accepted on ground of upbringing etc. the classic financially ruined professor at the pub being an other. From a less fluffy context the inherent conflict between labour and capital that manifests class consciousness is fluid on who falls on what side by circumstance when you consider middle class factions, agriculture, immigrants, lumpenproletariat (the North). May as well claim religion isn't identity politics really.

The way you combat this bullshit around identity politics is to go back to liberal humanism like in Star Trek. Where even a baldy gets a fair shake of the sauce bottle.
>> No. 94623 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 10:41 pm
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>>94622

>People might not identify with their material class and many won't be accepted on ground of upbringing etc.

Which is identity politics- We have lived under decades of propaganda aimed at destroying class conciousness. People no longer realise what their circumstances say about them because they think "middle class" means shopping at Waitrose instead of Asda and going to a bar for cocktails instead of the pub for a pint.

Those might be markers of class in the same way you might expect a black person to like listening to hippity-hop, smoking the reefer, or frequenting a certain fried chicken establishment, shall we say. Just for sake of example, you understand. But when you actually look into it, that's all just a smokescreen, it has no bearing on the root cause of any of it. That's the essentialism obscuring material reality.

This isn't an accident.
>> No. 94624 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 11:06 pm
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>>94623
Identity politics that predates modern class identity by several thousand years and is frightfully good at organising people around a spook. My point was that class politics isn't so clear cut as you make it and what circumstances are where is a subjective box sorting exercise even if you're trying to be objective about it.

It's been done to death. Either embrace a liberal humanism or invent something new that isn't based on the conditions of English factory towns during the first industrialised revolution. History may well have not ended yet.

>This isn't an accident.

This is where you will whinge at me but this isn't planned by lizardmen - people are just thick and engage in petty tribalism.

Mindless consumerism has thrived on this because everyone wants to be special and have their little clique, especially now that we're all on the internet. I suppose an interesting example of this being how meme ideologies have flourished among kids on facebook groups or whatever it is they're using these days.
>> No. 94625 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 11:25 pm
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She's really played a blinder here has Duffield. Very loudly announcing "I don't want to talk about this" and, what, a day later? She's trying to line up a meeting with the Eorl of Mediocrity himself, Starmer. All while still insisting she "doesn't want to be the centre of attention". Stop going on the fucking Today Programme then, you big mentalist. I don't even agree that she's a "vile woman" or anything for her views. I think she's dead wrong, but unless she starts hanging out with alt-right types just to get one over on trans people then I can't go that far. However, this kind of hectoring and shit-stiring this close to conference is absolute bullshit. There's a constant, thundering, hailstorm of shite being heaped on the country 25/8 by the climate change denying, working class loathing, child eaters who govern it and she's grabbing headlines because some 17 year old was rude to her on Twitter? I also consider it a form of bullying to be trying to force Starmer, a man with all the backbone of a jellyfish, to make such a grand decision in such a short span of time. He's going to need at least 60-72 months before he can nail down the party's stance on trans rights.

>>94623
Could you go one metaphor without bringing up paedophilia or being racist?
>> No. 94626 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 11:32 pm
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>>94624

>this isn't planned by lizardmen

No, of course it isn't.

It's planned by men like Rupert Murdoch.
>> No. 94627 Anonymous
20th September 2021
Monday 11:40 pm
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You are all Labour voters infighting in this thread. Imagine how much worse it is in the party or the shadow cabinet.
>> No. 94628 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 12:05 am
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>>94627
Maybe if Purps started paying us 80k a year basic we can see how true that is. I think all the cake, drugs and arse might mellow us out in our conference room meetings.
>> No. 94629 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 12:10 am
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>>94627
>>94628

The .gs shadow cabinet would have a very focussed policy on planning permission, at least.
>> No. 94630 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 1:04 am
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>>94627
I'll have you know I voted Liberal Democrat in the 2019 General Election. But then, Keir Starmer probably did too.
>> No. 94631 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 1:12 pm
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>>94630
Plastic. Class traitor.
>> No. 94632 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 1:24 pm
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Labour is set to reignite a major row over how it selects its party leader, with a vote expected on a return to the system that hands MPs more power.

Keir Starmer outlined plans for a return of an electoral college system to his shadow cabinet on Tuesday. The plans have been fiercely opposed by trade unions including Unite and TSSA, which have said they will fight them on the conference floor.

Labour also plans to change its policymaking process, which could deny members a chance to vote on the plans at party conference. Instead, Starmer told his shadow cabinet the movement would have input in the policymaking process but that would not involve “an endless series of motions at party conference”.

On Friday, members of the party’s ruling national executive committee are to consider returning to the system that pre-dated Jeremy Corbyn’s election as Labour leader, known as the electoral college. The change, which would be presented at the party’s conference this weekend, is likely to infuriate the party’s left because it would diminish the power of party members.

The move would be a return to Labour’s old electoral college, where MPs, party members and trade unions each had a third of the votes. That system was abolished by Ed Miliband in 2014, giving each member of the party and its affiliates one vote on any candidate on the ballot paper. Candidates must acquire support of 10% of MPs, plus constituency parties and trade unions, to get on the ballot.


https://theguardian.com/politics/2021/sep/21/major-row-brewing-over-plans-to-change-way-labour-elects-party-leader

Still focusing on the real issues at hand.
>> No. 94633 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 1:37 pm
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>>94632
Is he taking the piss? Did I really spend five years being told Corbyn's supporters were inward looking, student union types with no respect for the common folk of Britannia by the same people who are now trying to litigate every tweet and fudge every vote? It would all be so very funny if it weren't so deadly serious.
>> No. 94634 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 3:35 pm
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>>94633
I thought they had already got rid of their direct democracy adventure, given how popularity with voters translated so negligibly into popularity with everyone else. Remember, this is how it was when Labour were electable; it's not as good but nobody wants to live in a one-party state so they might need to consult with a few election-winners to get things acceptable again.
>> No. 94635 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 3:41 pm
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I just find it funny that the reason Labour changed the system in the first place, which enabled Corbyn to get into power, is because they were unhappy it elected the wrong Miliband.
>> No. 94636 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 4:50 pm
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>>94635
>That system was abolished by Ed Miliband in 2014
He obviously didn't think very much of it either?
>> No. 94637 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 5:01 pm
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>>94636
He was put under a tremendous amount of pressure from people unhappy he'd won the contest, who were blaming the result on the unions being too influential and wanted the system to change so it could never happen again. They didn't foresee the rise of Corbyn.
>> No. 94638 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 5:58 pm
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>>94634
The difficulty is that the main bloke you'd want to talk to is Harold Wilson, and he's dead.
Though it would be grand if the BBC started using an Oujia board to commune with Wilson rather than wheeling out the Blair Lich project every time they need backseat driving.
>> No. 94639 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 6:32 pm
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>>94638
>The difficulty is that the main bloke you'd want to talk to is Harold Wilson, and he's dead.
If only there were some other people who delivered results. Somewhere between the early 90s and the late 2000s. They'd be great to talk to about getting Labour moving in a positive direction.
>> No. 94640 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 7:19 pm
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>>94639
You mean the first Labour leader since Kinnock to lose the popular vote in England? Perhaps the chap who promised and then opportunistically shelved electoral reform? Or would that be the then-deeply unpopular leader who oversaw the loss of Holyrood to the SNP, setting the stage for the more general implosion of Scottish Labour? Do you mean the leader responsible for a dramatic decline in election turnout which wouldn't be reversed until 2017? Wait no, you're not talking about the fellow who - alongside his chancellor - suppressed the promotion of talented people unless they were factionally loyal leading to the current flock of mediocrities, are you? It must be one of those, unless you're seriously suggesting Labour seek advice from one of the most deeply unpopular living (undead) former-PMs.
No, If you don't mind I think I'll stick with the man who won elections in both times of prosperity and times of crisis, who lost an election having been PM and then bounced back at the very next one, who held together the factional mess of the Labour party rather than creating a new and insufferable faction, and who left the Labour party capable of winning another election within 21 years of his departure. Even if he is now just a pile of bones on St. Mary's. bones that could perhaps be resurrected by arcane ritual, now that I think of it... I may have to consult with my grimoire and my lawyer.

But you see none of that's as funny to say as the phrase "Blair Lich Project". I resent being made to spell it out, so much so that I haven't actually done that and have instead thrown out some of you-know-who's failures. My real "argument" would be: "the underlying circumstances of 1997 are about as relevant and as distant as those of 1964, 1945 or 1832, stop being nostalgic about your has-been freak who was never that good. Admit to yourself that you're middle aged, Oasis was always shite, and it'll take more than a pledge card, a site on the information superhighway and a powerful but malicious undead wizard to make Labour win in by the 2030s."
>> No. 94641 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 7:33 pm
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For me, with no horse in the LGBTQIA+ race, I feel like Duffield and by extension Starmer are electoral kryptonite. Labour needs the far left to get into power, and when you've got major figures in the party trashing groups the left supports, you're not left with enough people to beat Boris at the next election.
>> No. 94642 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 7:48 pm
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I just can't believe he's kicked off conference by pissing into a hornet's nest of internal party bollocks. I'm too flabbergasted to even feel angry for now. I considered his political instincts suspect given his full-throated backing of 2019's dog dirt Brexit policy, but Starmer is to politics what those Indian lads who DM women "show bobs and vagene" are to romance. You pair are arguing the toss on Blair's ability, but even if you think he's the greatest politician since Octavian Augustus, he's not party leader, this nimrod called fucking "Keir" is.

Please, if that lad who used to call me a Trot is still hear, I'd love to hear how well things are going in your deeply disturbed mind now mean old Corbyn's gone?
>> No. 94643 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 8:06 pm
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>>94641
>Labour needs the far left to get into power

How has that worked out for you?

>>94642
The Labour Party still exists. That was always Starmer's purpose. In 10 years time democratic centralism will have moulded a new vanguard party capable of winning elections and leading the red guards against the demi-human armies of our overlords.
>> No. 94644 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 8:40 pm
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>>94641
I'd say there's a 50:50 chance that Duffield quits Labour saying she doesn't feel safe and is unable to voice her opinions on what it means to be a woman then fucks off to join another party, probably the Tories because they're the ones with the best chance of winning her seat.
>> No. 94645 Anonymous
21st September 2021
Tuesday 9:23 pm
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>>94644
Part of me wonders if she'll try and join the Women's Equality Party. Hopefully they'll tell her to fuck right off.
>> No. 94647 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 12:26 am
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>>94644
People who quit parties always wind up in the Liberal Democrats, given enough time. I know they have a reputation as the exact sort of woolly hippies that believe anyone can have been a woman their whole life if they just decide that, and therefore they shouldn't want her, but what they want most of all is more MPs and that's what she'd be.
>> No. 94650 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 11:17 am
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>>94645
I'd imagine she wouldn't join the WEP because she'd actually want a realistic chance of getting elected. They got about 400 votes in the last general election, bearing in mind that the Monster Raving Loony Party got almost 10k. They're a complete non-entity but they're very good at PR and the likes of the Guardian will bend over backwards to accommodate them; nobody cares about them outside of their media bubble.
>> No. 94651 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 11:34 am
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>>94650
>I'd imagine she wouldn't join the WEP because she'd actually want a realistic chance of getting elected.
Why would that matter? It's not like she'd have to stand for re-election until an actual general election came around. It would basically be an excuse her to proclaim how much she cares about WIMMIN AN GURLS (and how various parties supposedly don't).
>> No. 94652 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 12:08 pm
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>>94651
Why throw away £81k a year and become a total irrelevance if you can avoid it?
The best option here is to not quit Labour at all, it's to stick with Labour and keep crybullying. Plenty of attention, reasonable job security, and if all of the fucking about does eventually get you booted out of Labour that's far more likely to provoke someone into giving you a column in the spectator or a shit bit on GB News than quitting of your own free will to join the CPGB-ML or any other band of no-hopers.
>> No. 94653 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 2:08 pm
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>>94652
>Why throw away £81k a year and become a total irrelevance if you can avoid it?
I think the point here is that WEP almost certainly wouldn't take her given their leader's statement over the weekend. She'd be trying to join, and using the inevitable refusal to generate even more publicity for herself so she can do the "I'm being cancelled, says prominent MP on national TV" thing.
>> No. 94654 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 3:20 pm
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>>94653
Why can't she? Is the WEP for chicks with dicks? Non-evangelist christian korean youtuber?
>> No. 94655 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 3:23 pm
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>>94651
If she cared about policies more than winning, she'd have joined them already. Although I don't see her winning the next election whatever she does, and you're right that she's still an elected MP for now whoever she joins. She will become an independent MP, and then she can join Sinn Fein for all anybody cares.
>> No. 94656 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 4:17 pm
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>>94654
AFAICT, WEP's position is that chicks with dicks are still chicks.

The main story here is that Rosie Duffield is experiencing the phenomenon known as "fuck around and find out".
>> No. 94657 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 4:21 pm
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>>94656
What consequences is she actually facing?
>> No. 94658 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 4:27 pm
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>>94657
She's received threats of sufficient magnitude and credibility that conference organisers told her they couldn't guarantee her safety. That's a significant amount of finding out for a white woman.
>> No. 94659 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 4:47 pm
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>>94658
Perhaps I'm just far too cynical, but I'd be shocked if the line from Labour on any threat no matter how implausible deviated in any way from "Well that's terrible but legally we're not going to say we can guarantee your safety because on the off chance something happens you could sue us."

Hell I'll go further: I'd be surprised if they didn't have a clause somewhere telling people they surrender (to the maximum degree legally allowed) their right to sue if Labour fucks up and causes them harm through sheer incompetence.
>> No. 94660 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 6:35 pm
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The Tories are going to three-day-week the country and then Starmer will win and I'll have to go to my grave listening to people explain what a political genius he was, and if only whoever the then Labour leader is would stop going on about the transdimensional beings who keep soul-sucking children and acted more like Starmer they'd twenty points ahead. Fuck sake.
>> No. 94661 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 6:48 pm
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>>94660
He's obviously going to win because he's the English Biden, and we always follow America. Frankly, I can't see how he's going to do it, but he definitely is.
>> No. 94662 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 6:51 pm
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>>94660
Nah, 3-day week plus partial furlough for the favoured will go down fine. They've got another term as long as food and power stay up. Sacrificing Boris will possibly get another term. All hail PM Priti.
_Then_ when labour get in, they'll be proper fucked. Well, we'll all be proper fucked. Still, nothing a decade of rampant inflation can't fix.
>> No. 94663 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 7:19 pm
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Is the inflation threat real? And will it finally fuck the housing market? One can only dream.
>> No. 94664 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 7:33 pm
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No idea, it's been a bogeyman for years (decades?), rolled out to keep wage demands 'reasonable'. Prices and wages seem to be going up at the moment, no idea where the tipping point is, if there even is one.
You can probably find economists and politicians to argue both sides.
>> No. 94665 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 8:16 pm
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Really, all this is happenning because I've only just recently found myself in a semi-decent job earning a semi-reasonable amount of money, so naturally the world had to correct for this and pull the rug right from under me.

It's just the way things work, so I'm sorry lads, you can blame it all on me. If I'd stayed in my own lane bouncing between the job-centre and call-centre temp jobs none of this would be happening.
>> No. 94666 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 8:18 pm
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>>94663
Inflation appears to be economically solved as far as I can tell. Think of all the catastrophes that have happened since 1980 which haven't had any effect on inflation at all. If 2008 didn't do anything, and 9/11 didn't do anything, and 13 years of profligate Labour wastefulness giving all your hard-earned share dividends to lesbian Muslims and thieving Polish builders, then I'm sure we're all going to be fine once again.

And if you lose the homeowner vote, you're out of politics forever, and every politician knows this. If anything happens to make the housing market even remotely reasonable, there will be riots in the streets from Telegraph-reading retirees who call a house "a property". Only Russia can fuck up our housing market enough to make things affordable now; our own politicians will do everything they can to stop it.
>> No. 94667 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 9:33 pm
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>>94666
people who were paying attention during that exciting bit are starting to die off. Without their horror of the dread inflation anchoring things, I reckon we're more likely to be in for another wild ride.
I guess what really matters is if the super rich (and JRM) will benefit them, long term?
>> No. 94668 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 10:16 pm
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>>94666
>Inflation appears to be economically solved as far as I can tell

Famous last words.

Wage and price rises are already driving some inflation and it'll either create a spiral of unrest in the public sector or the government will cave creating yet more inflation. There's a hard societal break these days driven by age demographics but I wouldn't rule out a temporary return to normality.
>> No. 94669 Anonymous
22nd September 2021
Wednesday 11:33 pm
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Stop talking about macro-economics in my Anti-Starmer Hate-Diary. I was about to start getting properly violent with it.
>> No. 94670 Anonymous
23rd September 2021
Thursday 12:14 am
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>> No. 94671 Anonymous
23rd September 2021
Thursday 12:57 am
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>>94670
I read as far as page 5 (including pages like the front cover and the contents) and did not feel enthused. If the whole thing is like that, then it makes the very delightful promise of being a party that isn't the Conservatives, but very little else beyond that. Keir Starmer certainly isn't a natural salesman for his ideas.
>> No. 94672 Anonymous
23rd September 2021
Thursday 1:18 am
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>>94670
The type setting is barely passable. San-serif headings for headlines, serif for the text. Double column like it's a news paper or being read on a mobile device showing a complete lack of commitment, non-justified text like a rebel who doesn't care about readability. I hope this was intended for print where it would pass as an oversized pamphlet, but sheesh.
>> No. 94673 Anonymous
23rd September 2021
Thursday 2:08 am
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>>94671
He gives 10 principles about hard work on page 31. Hard-work is mentioned 3 times so he's lost my lazy gobshite vote.

>The role of government is to be a partner to private enterprise, not stifle it.

RIP
>> No. 94680 Anonymous
23rd September 2021
Thursday 7:46 am
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I carelessly skimmed through it on my phone and ended up on the crime bit. Most of it is about tackling misogyny. That's all well and good but I don't think people living in lawless communities terrorised by feral gangs of kids are going to be reassured that Starmer wants to crack down on wolf whistling.
>> No. 94681 Anonymous
23rd September 2021
Thursday 8:49 am
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I find nothing funnier than the claim that Blair was as ambitious as Attlee immediately followed up by a list of achievements (yes of course "building some hospitals" deserves equal prominence to "literally creating the NHS") that memory holes devolution, one of the few genuinely ambitious things done under the Blair government. (I'd never be so churlish as to say that's probably because it was a Wilson era policy opportunistically adopted after the SNP performed well in Feb 1974, modified with PR by the Lib Dems and Churchies during the 1980s.)

>>94673
There's something to be said for the way that pro-Europe Labourites completely miss the idea of actually having a partnership between government, workers and industry. To try and move Britain in the same direction as Germany or Scandinavia, reinvigorating and transforming trade unions and trying to get everyone working in harmony, letting the party stick with the tedious cliches about "hardworkingfamilies" but still giving a strategic direction. But if you actually propose that sort of model for society, you're not suggesting a perfectly viable alternative model of capitalism that works successfully in countries much nicer than our own, you're a demented 1970s socialist who wants to stifle our brave entrepreneurs. We must be partners, but not have partnership - because partnership is communal, and you know who liked communes?
>> No. 94682 Anonymous
23rd September 2021
Thursday 9:22 am
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>>94680

In the UK, crime only happens to women. Please don't check the statistics on that, just take my word for it.
>> No. 94683 Anonymous
23rd September 2021
Thursday 9:58 am
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>>94670
Three mentions of David Cameron by name plus one accredited quote, Johnson not even once. What year does Starmer think we're in?

I don't know where the central story in this little thesis of his is? It's a load of little diconnected bits and pieces. I also can't believe the cheek of him to accuse others of "retreating into... comfort zones", given his plans for an electoral college, his re-recruitment of Mandelson and his constant lionisation of Blair; none of this is nostalgia or a retreat from modernity, of course, it's all good, honest, pragmatism. I also agree with otherlad regarding politicians' weird obsession with "hard work". I know plenty of people who work hard and they're all miserable, even the ones on decent money. They want to walk dogs and bake cakes, not be out of the house in an office or a factory, which, when we factor in commute time, is probably about nine or ten hours of their day.

>It [the Conservative Party] has no answers to the huge questions posed by our interdependent world, such as migration, terrorism or climate change.
What are you talking about? You're going to be pulled apart like wet tissue paper on all three, you stupid lawyer. The people infuriated about outside expats are angry that Patel isn't personally machine gunning Iranian blokes in the Channel, you're not getting votes from that kind of psycho any other way.
>> No. 94706 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 9:15 am
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Keir Starmer aims to take £1.7billion a year in tax from private schools to fund a learning revolution for state-educated ­children if he becomes PM.

The Labour leader will pledge to end their charity status in his keynote speech to the Brighton conference this week. It means they will lose their VAT exemption, now worth £1.6billion, and will have to pay £104million in business rates.

Sir Keir told the Sunday Mirror: “Labour wants every parent to be able to send their child to a great state school. But improving them to benefit everyone costs money. That’s why we can’t justify continued charitable status for private schools.”

Sir Keir says he can’t wait to address conference delegates on Wednesday with his back-to-basics policies that will:

- Scrap Universal Credit in favour of a system that “makes work pay”.
- Include a fully costed plan to get all under-25s into jobs or training.
- Close the education attainment
gap that worsens life chances for poorer children.
- Give the climate crisis the funding and attention it deserves – quickly.
- Rebuild Britain’s footing on the world stage in a week that saw Boris Johnson’s bid for a US trade deal thwarted by President Biden.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-vows-tax-private-25072816
>> No. 94707 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 2:37 pm
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I can't get Rachel Reeves' proposal for an "Office for Value for Money." out of my head.
Oh to be a Tory journalist, just for the hours of fun that could be had from Labour's money saving expert showing that she'll use taxpayer money responsibly: by creating a new government body that duplicates the work of the National Audit Office.
>> No. 94708 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 5:39 pm
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>>94706
Surely, this is an ideal suggestion? Taking money from Eton and Harrow and Rugby to pay for other schools should be on every non-Conservative party's manifesto every single election. So I wonder what will happen. Will the Daily Express somehow convince the borderline-illiterate that they themselves went to Eton? Will the broad sense of political populism means everyone suddenly agrees with Keir? Or will Richard Burgon accidentally promise to spend all the money on Muslim child orgies and mandatory sex changes for white people? My money's on that one, but the first one seems likely too. The middle possibility will never happen.
>> No. 94709 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 5:59 pm
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>>94708
Labour will lose the next election for putting up some loser nobody likes (whether the incumbent or a fresher, female-er face) who couldn't win supposing they had a full costed manifesto to make everyone a millionaire and then the education policy will be scrapped because a post-election report by an MP who sends their kids to private school says that the policy put off "aspirational" middle class parents who dream of sending their little tarquins to be warped into Tory MPs for £50k a year.
>> No. 94710 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 6:43 pm
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>>94709
I'm not really sure how they're supposed to win. The electorate evidently seems to have taken a shine to cunts, and in a world of FPTP you kind of have to meet the voters where they are, not where you want them to be.
>> No. 94711 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 7:16 pm
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>>94710
My view is that it's essentially policy-independent: You need a candidate for PM who isn't a useless weirdo, and I'm not aware of a single MP - let alone a Labour MP - who isn't a useless weirdo. A nice-to-have would be to have the PLP be loyal, but that's secondary to just having a good leader in the first place (I mean if he's that good he can play the disloyal bastards off against one another...) otherwise in a contest between the bad, weird leaders of disloyal parties the institutional advantage always lies with the Tories.

With a good leader and a loyal party you could win on any manifesto. With a bad leader and a disloyal party you're not going to win on any manifesto.
>> No. 94712 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 7:23 pm
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>>94708
The problem is that they mention they're going to take money from private schools but not really what they're going to do with it. The only mention I saw in the article of what it's going to be spent on is giving every child a laptop, which is heading dangerously towards "Labour pissing money away" territory.

They should have come out and said they'd use the money to limit class sizes at 20 kids or to patch up schools after a decade of neglect, otherwise it looks like the politics of envy.

>>94710
Labour need to do something to get people to pay attention to them. There's nothing really to get excited about when it comes to Labour under Starmer; I could muster a weary shrug but that's about it.

Being sensible and boring might work in normal political conditions, but we're not and they need to do far more to try and win people over.
>> No. 94713 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 8:09 pm
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>>94712

>they mention they're going to take money from private schools but not really what they're going to do with it.

That's because £1.8bn per year isn't actually that much in the grand scheme of things. It amounts to an increase in funding of about 3.5%, or about £200 per pupil. Given the state of the economy at the moment, that amount will probably be gobbled up by inflation within a year or two. It's the sort of spending increase that the Blair government made in every budget without a great deal of fanfare.

Most spending promises are basically of this ilk - they rely on the fact that most people don't have an intuitive sense about large numbers.
>> No. 94714 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 9:21 pm
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So they've changed the rules to make sure the talent puddle on display at any given Labour leadership election is as shallow as possible, narrowed down to those who can get 20% of the worst mediocrities in the British isles to nominate them.

It's a shame my cynical mind races faster than my heart: the brain says to look forward to the farce where Labour can't elect a leader at all because it only has 4 MPs left, then laughs to itself for doing maths, but the heart can't hide that it's obviously unhappy, that the laughter is just an attempt to cope with the fact that the only party capable of transforming the country for the better is committing the world's most boring suicide under the direction of adults who'd be out of their depth in the youth parliament.
>> No. 94715 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 9:39 pm
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>>94712
>boring might work in normal political conditions, but we're not
Weird question here: do you think we will EVER have normal political conditions? It seems like society has been moving from extraordinary crisis to extraordinary crisis for my entire adult life. The government couldn't fix housing and schools and wage inequality in 2008; the credit crunch was happening. The credit crunch kept happening, assuming you include the austerity aftermath, until the mid-2010s. It was still going on, really, when the Brexit vote happened. And you couldn't talk about house prices and education and the NHS back then; Brexit was dominating everything. No sooner was all over, in early 2020, than coronavirus showed up to curse us all with the Wuhangover and subsequent Bombay Bad Boy variant. That's where we are now; these are not normal political conditions either. As soon as people stop dying, that will be the perfect time to ask the government to sort everything out as normal, but they'll just say, "We can't; we have to deal with the debts and the aftermath of the pandemic and aren't we doing a good job of it?" We really are going from crisis to crisis, in permanent "you can't fix things now; something more important needs our attention" mode. Some people say the pandemic is over already, but whoops, look at all these supply chain issues that are more important than "normal political conditions". Keep up the disaster-mode till 2025 or 2030, and climate change will be flooding the South-East, where proper people live, and that won't be the right time either. Wait even later than 2030 (perhaps even nine o'clock) and I am entirely confident there will be a new crisis that conveniently appears.

It sounds conspiratorial to suggest these constant crises are happening on purpose (how, for one thing?). But I really don't think politics will ever be boring again. Is it the media painting things as crises to hold our attention? Is the government manufacturing bad news somehow? Is a shadowy New World Order feeding people bats and pangolins in Chinese marketplaces? These all sound like insane explanations, but I am confident that waiting for a time when politics is "back to normal" is an atrocious idea, because that time is not going to come.
>> No. 94717 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 10:07 pm
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>>94715
It's just downstream of this being a dysfunctional country with (somewhat) uniquely horrible people in positions of power. If you want normal politics you can fly over to New Zealand right now. Well, not right now, Covid is still happening, but if you look at their general way of doing things it's more or less fine. There's no Trump/Brexit moment where nice middle class people were forced to confront the long term consequences of triangulating away the working class, in part because in the 2000s the Labour government got yanked left by coalition partners and regretted its role in upside-down Thatcherism rather than inviting those responsible to the PM's house for tea.

In the more optimistic timeline for the 2020s-30s we'll say fuck it to the debt from Covid and fire ahead with actually trying to rebuild the economy because (and I'm being flippant here) debt isn't real, capital equipment is. Full employment and wage growth will return as we throw loads of money at making things better and greener, and with all the money going on our paycheques from that we'll easily be able to pay to care for the old. We might as well even build enough houses to stabilize prices while we're at it. With all that done life will be passable enough that politics should settle down a bit, perhaps on a more Japanese model where nobody cares what the stupid dysfunctional opposition is doing because the not-very-liberal not-very-democratic government is delivering the growth.

In the less optimistic timeline, inflation or debt concerns will give us another few decades of choking the economy like we did in the 2010s, we'll stick to underinvesting and general incompetence, climate change will bring a string of local disasters and televised attrocities, and frankly i could go on in all the little details but every road leads to this post ending with a line that goes "if we do this, the only narratively satisfying ending is human extinction" with varying degrees of trying to present it as a joke.

not wanting to end on that note, my thoughts are: returning to the "normal" of 1997-2015 or 1945-1979 or 1945-2015 or whatever set of dates someone arbitrarily picks isn't likely. even just in terms of how the debate is framed, part of why it all seems like a mess now is just a consequence of moving from a newspaper-radio-television watching society to an internet using society, something made worse by how many of our politicians are no doubt still spinning like it's 2005. but we can certainly have a new normal, a consensus where we're no longer living in the zombified remains of a political-economic model that didn't actually work even at its peak. whether we luck out and actually do that, on the other hand, god knows.
>> No. 94719 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 11:13 pm
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>>94717
>If you want normal politics you can fly over to New Zealand right now. Well, not right now, Covid is still happening, but if you look at their general way of doing things it's more or less fine.

When you typed this, did you think about how stupid you might look?

The housing crisis they have is alone horrifying even when looking from the UK and after trying the ban foreigners approach they really don't have anywhere left to go. Meanwhile they still have comparable levels of inequality and poverty to us which is driving the housing crisis and an enormous geographic and racial divide. I suppose being an irrelevant country that is often not even included on maps has its perks but you're being daft. Goddamn it, there's actually a debate on New Zealand lamb being cheaper in Britain than New Zealand and occasionally mother nature messes with them.
>> No. 94720 Anonymous
26th September 2021
Sunday 11:28 pm
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>>94719
I can see why New Zealand is a popular comparator. Temperate latitude, lots of sheep, rains all year round, they put the Queen on their money, etc.
>> No. 94722 Anonymous
27th September 2021
Monday 12:07 am
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>>94720
I'm sure many would love the idea of the closest country to us being Australia and even then on the distance between where the UK is now and the Sahara. Would cement our position in the CPTPP as well.

Let's forget to tell Northern Ireland.
>> No. 94724 Anonymous
27th September 2021
Monday 12:21 am
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>>94722
This is why we should have voted Move. Britain Stronger in the South Pacific.
>> No. 94729 Anonymous
27th September 2021
Monday 7:40 am
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>>94719
>The housing crisis they have is alone horrifying even when looking from the UK and after trying the ban foreigners approach they really don't have anywhere left to go. Meanwhile they still have comparable levels of inequality and poverty to us which is driving the housing crisis and an enormous geographic and racial divide.
And yet their politics consists of a centre-left Labour party and a centre-right National party chatting away to one another calmly enough, with nobody voting for the Join Australia Movement Party or the Advance New Zealand 5G nanomachines party.

You're responding to a question nobody asked, going "New Zealand's got a lot of problems, it's not good!" in response to an argument that goes: "New Zealand hasn't had a dramatic political shift like Brexit or Trump, their political system is basically frozen in 'normal times'."
>> No. 94743 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 8:46 am
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This man is going to be the next Leader of the Labour Party and it's going to be fucking [blank].
>> No. 94744 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 8:50 am
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>>94743

Arguing that the minimum wage should be more than the average wage is peak Corbynista.
>> No. 94745 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 9:05 am
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>>94744
It would still be 14p lower than the average, actually. Don't think being snide will spare you from the wrath of the pedantic.
>> No. 94746 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 9:52 am
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>>94744

Only if you don't know how averages work.
>> No. 94747 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 11:19 am
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Minimum wages should have the triple lock. Anyway, where is Chuka Umunna?
>> No. 94748 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 1:06 pm
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>>94744
Why aren't you angry that the average wage is so fucking low, then?
>> No. 94749 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 3:34 pm
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>>94748

We have the 14th highest wages in the world, despite our piss-poor labour productivity. I'm not sure why I'd be angry about that.
>> No. 94750 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 4:10 pm
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>>94749
And yet we wonder why people are so keen to break into our country by boat.
>> No. 94751 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 4:21 pm
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>>94749

Maybe because it's a statistical illusion created my a massive disparity between the wealthiest and the poorest, with the vast majority of people taking home less than even the supposed "average"?

The same statistics you can fiddle to make it look like women are practically slave labour. Exploitable as all fuck, but if one thing is true, it's that people in this country are earning less and less, in real terms, every year.
>> No. 94752 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 4:23 pm
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>>94749
>14th highest wages in the world
With a cost of living comparable to the US, who have the 4th highest wages in the world. Our purchasing power is around 2/3s theirs.
>> No. 94753 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 5:53 pm
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>>94751
Are you talking about the mean or the median here? Because the mean is around 36 grand, while the median is around 30 grand. That's not a colossal difference, but I don't see how you could fiddle the median so the majority of people make less than it.
>> No. 94754 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 5:59 pm
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>>94753
Well, by definition you couldn't.
>> No. 94755 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 6:01 pm
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>>94754
You probably could if you extrapolated income from part-time jobs into the annual income they'd represent if you did them full time. Or maybe six grand actually is a massive difference, even though it doesn't sound it to me.
>> No. 94756 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 7:39 pm
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>>94752
The big difference is in buying housing where the situation isn't comparable. A boozy long-weekend in London and New York is about the same.

>>94755
>Or maybe six grand actually is a massive difference, even though it doesn't sound it to me.

A few hundred quid more a month to spend is actually quite a difference. If you want to argue with me on this you can put your money where your mouth is and give me 6k to be proven right.
>> No. 94757 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 7:50 pm
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>>94755

For the people I work with on entry level salaries (of which I was one not that long ago) 6 grand is functionally the difference between being approved for a mortgage or not. And as renting costs more than a mortgage, it's an even bigger hit than you might think.

And like >>94756 points out, even for us millionaires of .gs, six grand is still a chunk of change. That's my marina fees for three months, man!
>> No. 94758 Anonymous
28th September 2021
Tuesday 8:04 pm
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>>94755

The ONS separately collect data on regular pay, total pay and full-time pay, broken down by sector. Their estimates are based both on industry surveys and data from HMRC. Their data show that wages have grown slightly faster than inflation over the past 20 years, with the caveat that inflation is not necessarily representative of the true cost of living.

https://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/earningsandworkinghours
>> No. 94759 Anonymous
29th September 2021
Wednesday 12:29 am
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>The Bakers’ Union (BFAWU) has announced today that it has decided to disaffiliate from Labour during its annual party conference, accusing Keir Starmer of waging a “factional internal war” instead of focusing on “real change”.

>In a statement, the union said: “We have a real crisis in the country and instead of leadership, the party’s leader chooses to divide the trade unions and the membership by proposing changes to the way elections for his successor will take place.
That's bollocks if you ask me.

>“We don’t see that as a political party with any expectations of winning an election. It’s just the leader trying to secure the right wing faction’s chosen successor.”
But they're spot-on here.

Anyway, post-coronavirus, everyone has baked their own bread at least a couple of times, so bakers are probably on their way out after everyone realised they can at least partly do it themselves, same as hairdressers.
>> No. 94760 Anonymous
29th September 2021
Wednesday 3:22 am
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>>94759
Nothing to do with the fact that the leader of that union is a filthy racist and was about to be expelled from Labour.

Just a coincidence.
>> No. 94761 Anonymous
29th September 2021
Wednesday 10:25 am
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The longer this conference drags on, the more I have to talk myself out of wanting this country to become like Japan where the only question is how big the not-Liberal not-Democratic party majority is. Imagine being liberated from politics, no longer having to care about the Labour party, no longer passively supporting it because you've forgotten all the shit they've pulled and just want a change but then they have a conference and pull more shit, no longer forced to choose between Bennites old enough to have helped Benn in 1988 and Blairites (that includes you "actually I'm a Brownite" wankers too) who either looked like or literally were schoolchildren during the Blair years, all while knowing anyone who knew anything about anything decided to do the decent thing and die, retire or emigrate long ago.

To hell with it, who needs politics. I want the LDP, I want my Tories with a Keynesian wing, I want my Tories with deep patronage links to construction companies resulting in express trains to nowhere. I want my Tories with constant leadership challenges. Oh, and if they could all speak Japanese so I don't really know what they're saying, that would be a boost too. As for the opposition? Why bugger around with having them pretend they'll be in government, always trying to show they're heartless and malicious enough for the task. Why not just have them be genuinely nice people? People you can vote for, maybe even campaign for in good conscience, never tainted by the delusion that they're going to win. this is the bit where Blairitelad thinks he's pegged me as a disillusioned Corbyn supporter, but Corbynites believed they could take power. It's not the same as being the JCP and consistently getting in and getting nowhere.
Why subsidize 199 horrible or pointless opposition MPs, most of whom you've never heard of and hate when you do, when we could have a smaller, nicer, more fractured (and therefore more interestingly opinionated) opposition? Strip away the need to govern and you strip away the need for the Labour party. Strip away the risk of voting in a new government and the argument against reducing the number of constituencies goes away since results are now preordained, meaning you can even strip deadwood from the Tory party and get a leaner, better parliament out of it. It's a beautiful system. except in Scotland where it's shit since the opposition hasn't fractured and the government isn't factional.
Or perhaps this is a cry for help. Politics without politics for those who hate where we're at but can't look away. Condemned forever to watch undead SPADs tell people that "tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime" will be a real vote winner and then seeing it repeated in monotone by an over-promoted parish Councillor. No more of this, I'm writing in the JCP.
>> No. 94762 Anonymous
29th September 2021
Wednesday 2:40 pm
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>>94761
Sounds like you're describing the House of Lords to be honest. Also, you can't write in candidates in UK elections. They know they'd lose to Pepe the Frog or Philip Schofield and they don't want the hassle.
>> No. 94764 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 7:59 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ipyRzdpO0

Heckling while Starmer was talking about his mother dying. Corbyn supporters have such class.
>> No. 94765 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 8:43 am
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>>94764
He wasn't heckled until he moved on to "Somebody else's mum, somebody else's mum... that's not just a job, it's a calling" i.e. the line used to justify offering healthcare workers a lower pay rise than the government put forward. https://twitter.com/HannahAlOthman/status/1443235382829723654

But let's not argue about that, that's boring, let's take a different track: Perhaps as a matter of principle politicians shouldn't puppet their dead relatives on stage for cheap political gain? Perhaps that, from a public figure, is even more distasteful than if some nonentity had actually said something horrible about his dead mother, who he's so sensitive about, and who he respects so much that he's willing to air out her suffering in public in front of hundreds if not thousands of people and all of the nation's media because she might be worth a 2% boost in "caring" and "relatable" in the next YouGov poll.
>> No. 94773 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 7:12 pm
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Labour's Keir Starmer says next James Bond should be played by a woman

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/labours-keir-starmer-says-next-25106189

Is he trying to make himself unelectable?
>> No. 94774 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 7:24 pm
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>>94773

As if it even matters, Connery was the only good Bond.
>> No. 94778 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 8:09 pm
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>>94773

That went exceedingly well when they did the Ghostbusters reboot.

Not every movie hero needs to be played by a woman just because. It was arguably a good idea to bring in Judy Dench to play M, but that was as big a nod to the changing times as there needed to be.

But yeah, what >>94774 lad said, Connery was the only real Bond. Worth noting that even his movies were preposterous tall tales that required more than their share of suspension of disbelief. But at least Connery didn't have an invisible car.
>> No. 94779 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 8:12 pm
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>>94773
If Corbyn had said that, the headlines would have been about how he's a racist for not endorsing Idris Elba.
>> No. 94780 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 8:18 pm
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>>94778
>That went exceedingly well when they did the Ghostbusters reboot.
People make a lot of fuss over this. But it doesn't matter whether they were women or not. It was just horrifically bad writing. Just packed full of scenes that break the golden rule of "show dont tell". Boring speeches full of "wibbly wobbly ghosty whosty", and bad slapstick scenes that go on way too long Family Guy/Simpsons style.
>> No. 94781 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 8:46 pm
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>>94780

I never bothered to watch it because I heard from numerous people the exact same thing you just said.

But that was lost on many fishpersons who blamed anything from patriarchy to male chauvinism for the film's tepid reception. And then they went apeshit when it was announced that the following Ghostbusters movie would have a predominantly male cast again. Which was probably purely a business decision by the producers. No point continuing something that really didn't go well.
>> No. 94784 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 11:37 pm
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>>94773
No, he's making a coded announcement that he's going to be the next bond.
>> No. 94785 Anonymous
30th September 2021
Thursday 11:58 pm
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Was the all women Ghost Busters that bad? I never watched it, but then again, I never watched the original version, or any of the other cultural icons like Star Wars, Back to the Future, or Toy Story (all 4 or 5 of them).
>> No. 94786 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 12:20 am
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>>94785
I for one haven't ever watched a movie.
>> No. 94787 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 3:56 am
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>>94640
>You mean the first Labour leader since Kinnock to lose the popular vote in England?

Uh.
>> No. 94788 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 8:13 am
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>>94787
Is that an "unreasonable level of pedantry" uh or a "surprised to learn that" uh?
>> No. 94789 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 8:45 am
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>>94788

We don't have proportional representation, so the popular vote is absolutely irrelevant. If you want to govern, you have to win seats; winning seats requires a campaign that is laser-focussed on swing voters in marginal constituencies.

That's the only bit of Blairism that matters when it comes to getting a Labour government and it's the fundamental failure of every subsequent Labour election campaign and most of the prior ones. The policies are irrelevant, the presentation is irrelevant, what matters is the absolute determination to do what is needed to win. What a Labour government does with that power is a different question, but it's a question that remains hypothetical unless you do the work of winning an election.

Starmer is the first Labour leader since Blair to show any degree of willingness to do that work. He is willing to piss off the unions and the membership, he is willing to fiddle with the rules to cement his leadership, he is willing to be the villain. His efforts may or may not prove to be in vain, he may or may not have the talent to make it work, but at least he's trying.
>> No. 94790 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 8:49 am
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>>94785

Yeah it was shite. Just a bad script shot by a con artist of a director who doesn't care with a cast who simply didn't have the talent to ad-lib the humour.

I don't even like the original that much, it's in the same category as Blues Brothers for me, being the overrated movie breakout of some "SNL alumni" which is itself a phrase that just makes me roll my eyes. But it's a night and day difference in how deliberate and well paced the humour is.

It's weird, it felt like how they might revisit an old franchise like, I don't know, The Mummy or fucking Mrs Doubtfire to pump and dump a quick tax evasion sequel out of. But somehow they decided it would be a good idea to do that with one of their most venerated and well respected franchises, and then forget it was a tax evasion pump and dump in the first place and market it like the biggest film of the year.

Just with nothing to say etc really.
>> No. 94792 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 9:14 am
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>>94789
>He is willing to piss off the unions and the membership, he is willing to fiddle with the rules to cement his leadership, he is willing to be the villain.
As Paul Keating once said: "Disunity is assured victory in politics."

He's going to lose the next general election terribly. I would make that bet just by looking at him, double it for his mediocre party management, treble it when I catch him plagiarising Blair ("tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!", "tory tax rises!" "we're not going to buy a royal yacht!" what's next you prick, promising to show up at the handover of Hong Kong?) and then, if I had the cash in hand, quadruple it because of how few marginal constituencies are actually left (you need a huge swing just to recreate the 2017 result!) and quintuple it because the boundary review might go through and the Tories voter-ID thing will definitely go through - in the last resort they're not afraid of just cheating.
(to be clear: the issue with ctrl+c ctrl+v'ing Blair isn't that it's right-wing, it's that it betrays a deep lack of original vision. It's not Starmerism, the new electoral ideology for the 2020s, it's Blairism, the ideology which the Tories already out-triangulated and destroyed and which cannot be removed from the late 90s context.)
>> No. 94793 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 10:17 am
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>>94790

Could've been just woke politics behind the scenes. They had somebody influential who said, hey, let's make a movie that's going to pander to equal-opportunity and diversity sensibilities. And then if you're a sensible film studio accountant who calls into question the wisdom of that kind of lowest denominator, you're the bad guy who is against diversity. And that way, a mediocre movie project that's trying to ride on wokeness alone is greenlit at every stage, because nobody is going to have the courage to speak up against it. And reality doesn't hit until the film opens in theatres, where nobody goes to see it.

Not saying there shouldn't be films that are well made and which set good examples for diversity. But "Hey, let's make a diverse movie" is probably going to be too little to ride on if you want your project to be a commercial and critical success.
>> No. 94794 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 10:18 am
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>> No. 94795 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 1:17 pm
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>>94785
I really liked it. But I am a dazzling intellectual with wildly superior taste to everyone in the world, and that probably includes you, so don't go watching it on my recommendation. The original ones are frankly overrated anyway.
>> No. 94796 Anonymous
1st October 2021
Friday 5:47 pm
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>>94795

>The original ones are frankly overrated anyway.

The first one was fine. It was a fun ride and the script had a great deal of originality. It's deservedly one of the best comedies of the mid-80s.

Part II was pretty underwhelming, and a pretty transparent attempt to double their money. They shouldn't have bothered.
>> No. 94797 Anonymous
2nd October 2021
Saturday 8:50 pm
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despite all of the government's fuckups the first post conference poll seems to suggest that the new electable labour party is very similar to the old unelectable one in terms of how few people would like to elect it.
>> No. 94798 Anonymous
2nd October 2021
Saturday 8:51 pm
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>> No. 94799 Anonymous
2nd October 2021
Saturday 8:54 pm
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>>94797

Starmer seems to be simply the establishment's man, he's not qualifying as opposition.
>> No. 94800 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 12:15 am
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>>94798
Labour are 2% up from the OP image. Greens have gone down, somehow. Conservatives are unchanged. So Keir Starmer could have 40%, and therefore the lead, by October 2023. Assuming the next general election will be in summer 2025, if we extrapolate these trends, Labour will be polling at 45%, the Conservatives will still have 39%, and the Green Party will have -0.5% of the vote at the next election.
>> No. 94801 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 9:35 am
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>> No. 94802 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 2:20 pm
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>>94801
Bloody hell. I know it's from you-know-where and is therefore automatically bollocks, but surely these are the people who should love Keir Starmer. Unless Rebecca Long-Bailey and John McDonnell have decided this is the best way to nationalise more train companies. Maybe they're just three Machiavellian psychopaths who believe in nothing and just want the rush of power, but then why did they join Labour in the first place?
>> No. 94803 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 3:39 pm
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>>94802
>Maybe they're just three Machiavellian psychopaths who believe in nothing and just want the rush of power, but then why did they join Labour in the first place?
Tories have tougher standards for who they'll make an MP and in 2001 you were more likely to get a seat if you joined red team. Joining Labour because you've got coherent ideas about helping people is so 1970s.
>> No. 94804 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 3:52 pm
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>>94802
I've told you lads, it's going to be Duffield.
>> No. 94805 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 4:04 pm
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>>94804
It would be awful for the nation's overton window, but the funniest outcome possible would be Duffield making Starmer put out so many pandering statements to her lot that a load of young progressives quit Labour, then defecting to the Tories anyway because nothing Labour can do will ever be enough and with a majority of 1,836 she doesn't rate her chances, then Canterbury being the only seat Labour picks up from the Tories in their 2023 wipeout.
>> No. 94806 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 5:57 pm
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>>94802
>>94805
It would be interesting if we now end up with the Conservative Party themselves becoming like the Liberal Democratic Party in Japan. We'll live with a party that is near perpetually in power but which now lacks a consistent ideology aside from being vaguely right-centre of the opposition. Aside from gay marriage an LDP policy platform even seems like a vote-winner; exports, pro-US, miniature flags for some, free-market for big corporations but protectionist for SMEs.

The far-left will still be extinguished in Labour because they'll probably fall into infighting when organising the Christmas do but the damage is done.
>> No. 94807 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 6:15 pm
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>>94806

You posted this already.
>> No. 94808 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 6:37 pm
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I know you're all being quite facetious but I feel like we're in real danger of our Overton window slipping towards the state of America's, with a centre-right party and a slightly more center centre right party fighting over slivers of demographic. We're also looking at the same kind of demographic flip the American parties went through in the distant past, with the traditionally posho one finding itself reliant on the working class votes, and the more supposedly "little guy" party reliant on votes from the metropolitan liberal type.

It's a dark enough kind of humour that even I don't find it funny.
>> No. 94809 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 6:42 pm
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>>94808
What, because people can't see eye to eye about evangelist christian korean youtubers?
>> No. 94810 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 6:58 pm
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>>94806
That's the impression of where things are going that I've been getting from the recent arguments that they're happy to allow shortages if it lets them argue for wage growth while backbenchers throw out aside comments that the Tories are right to "fuck business", that their private view is that companies were adequately forewarned about Brexit and didn't do enough, and so on. That and reading over this set of Tribune articles (can't say I'm a regular reader.):
https://tribunemag.co.uk/2021/03/left-behind-how-labour-abandoned-economic-populism-to-the-tories
https://tribunemag.co.uk/2021/09/keir-starmers-warmed-over-blairism-is-inspiring-no-one
And the really sad thing is that even as they spell out why it's not enough, why a Tory tilt at Crony Keynesianism would just be an attempt to buy up voters on the cheap, I find that it makes more optimistic reading than not. If Labour won't make things better because they no longer believe in anything, at least the Tories will pretend they're making things better because they know it's good politics.
If Johnson does end up pulling a stunt with the minimum wage at conference I say bring on the Tory LDP. All I ask for Labour is a more dignified end than the Japan Socialist Party, but the way things are going it may be be too late for that.
>> No. 94811 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 7:03 pm
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>>94809
>It's just gays in the military, what's the big deal?
>> No. 94812 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 7:21 pm
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>>94808
>We're also looking at the same kind of demographic flip the American parties went through in the distant past
I've been wondering for a couple of years now if this is happening here. Austerity was hugely unpopular, and in the end, it didn't even work. The Conservatives should be getting booted out forever after what they did. But Boris Johnson has come in with policies that are effectively, "That wasn't us; you must be mistaken. Vote for a fresh new party of up-and-comers, vote for a new life, vote for change, with us, the party that's been in power since 2010" and absolutely nobody seems to call him out on it. The Conservatives ran the country until everyone wanted traditional Labour policies, then they just swapped out their policies for Labour ones and somehow stayed in power for what looks like will be another decade. Meanwhile, Labour's plan is to be the Conservatives that won in 2010, because that was so popular at the time. I don't think it'll go on like this forever just yet, and maybe they'll revert to their old positions, but looking at how things are right now, why on Earth would they?
>> No. 94813 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 7:34 pm
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>>94812
>Austerity was hugely unpopular

It was? Seems to me that Labour would've gotten in considering their tactics boiled down to bleating about it at every opportunity since 2010 like it was the systematic genocide of poor people.

In fact it was May that called an end to austerity.

>they just swapped out their policies for Labour ones

That remains to be seen. David Cameron was no stranger to a hard hat and high-vis jacket, we'll only know the difference once the Autumn budget is revealed. My money is on some very severe austerity combined with tax cuts given the whole pandemic business.
>> No. 94814 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 7:39 pm
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>>94807 If you mean >>94761 that's by a different person and advances a different argument. There's nothing in there about the likelihood of the country going down the same road as Japan. It's presented not as a real possibility, but as a fantasy of being liberated from Labour politics and mediocre backbenchers, or at least having them make their mediocre speeches in 日本語 instead of butchering 英語.

>>94808
This is one of the great parts about the Japan fantasy, which I'd now like to distance-sell you. American politics is the nightmare outcome, constant competitive elections between two evil parties, permanent demands that you vote for one of the other and take an interest in their factional squabbles and broken constitution. Who'd want that? Why not settle for the bliss of a dominant party state where your vote doesn't matter? Plenty of choice of lovely opposition parties to suit any man's conscience, from pre-Clegg Lib-Dems to Labour now on 2 seats to the non-Stalinist Communists that show that voters are free to choose whoever they want - but the Tories have won a majority again so governance will continue as usual.

Furthermore the great part about the Japan fantasy is that you can append practically anything to it as you please. You don't have to be a beardy Anime fan to take advantage of the fact that as a country which doesn't speak English, there's lots of stuff you're not going to know or understand about Japan and so can substitute with your own made up explanations. Much better than America, which to our misfortune we're tied to by a common tongue with typographical errors and a ruling class who often seem to believe that the yanks know better than we do. (Unlike the Japanese, who really do know better. See inside for details.)
Order "So it's come to this: Electoral escapism in Japan" by 6PM Monday and receive a copy of "The Coming War with Japan (1991)" By George Friedman absolutely free! Even if you desire to return the original fantasy, the book is yours to keep!
>> No. 94815 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 8:38 pm
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>>94813
>Seems to me that Labour would've gotten in considering their tactics boiled down to bleating about it at every opportunity since 2010 like it was the systematic genocide of poor people.
That wasn't really their tactic, at least not by 2013-15. Labour's bleating about austerity was mostly targeted at party activists while the public were supposed to a different message: austerity-lite to show that Labour were fiscally credible. (cf https://www.scotsman.com/news/uk-news/labour-will-keep-austerity-says-miliband-1545352 , https://www.ft.com/content/062c888e-cdf5-11e2-a13e-00144feab7de , https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/09/balls-binds-labour-austerity-promise-no-extra-borrowing )
Of course Labour's messaging was incoherent crap so it's unsurprising if that didn't come across: There's a wonderful chart out there which tracked Labour's attempts at slogans (I think "cutting too fast" and "cost of living crisis", were two.) versus the Tories relentless use of "Long term economic plan" in commons debates. Like an idiot, I didn't save it. If you want why they lost the election, it owes as much to that kind of logistical incompetence as it does to any of their actual policies.
>> No. 94816 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 8:57 pm
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>>94808
I don't think we have have a centre-right party any more. The Conservatives aren't conservative anymore.
>> No. 94817 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 9:22 pm
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>>94814
I think you're being too cynical on a one-party state. Japan has systemic issues (megaphones) but there's nothing to stop a state living in such a condition yet managing some degree of vibrant democracy thanks to party politics and the pathological need to continue dominance.

It's not like we don't have our own corruption and meme opposition.

>>94815
I think your issue is you might be confusing austerity as situational decision with austerity as a point of life. People don't like austerity, they want to eat cookies until they feel ill, but there's a lot of rhetoric of magic money trees you might've missed.
>> No. 94818 Anonymous
3rd October 2021
Sunday 9:28 pm
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>>94817
Forgot my video:

>> No. 94819 Anonymous
4th October 2021
Monday 12:02 am
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>>94818
It's nice to know I speak better Japanese than the Prime Minister. I knew it was worth it to watch every episode of Lucky Star at least twice.
>> No. 94820 Anonymous
4th October 2021
Monday 12:14 am
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>>94818
He speaks the kind of Japanese I do, watching cringe anime with subtitles that makes you believe you speak the language. You do not. Take a proper language course to do so.
>> No. 94821 Anonymous
4th October 2021
Monday 1:42 am
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>>94820
He said "watashi wa" when his social standing would almost certainly make it more appropriate to refer to himself with "ore wa" or "boku wa". That's all I really noticed, but it still gives me a slight edge over him, in my opinion. And a slight edge is all I need.
>> No. 94822 Anonymous
4th October 2021
Monday 8:18 am
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>>94821

I don't believe even here there's anyone who'd edge over Johnson.
>> No. 94823 Anonymous
4th October 2021
Monday 11:32 am
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>>94822
I dunno.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIpgh4EZ4o
>> No. 94824 Anonymous
4th October 2021
Monday 9:24 pm
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>>94823

Is this real? Between the moustache and the voice, he must be doing a bit...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqd7ndlADE
>> No. 94825 Anonymous
4th October 2021
Monday 9:31 pm
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>>94824
He's Max and Paddy morphed into one.
>> No. 94832 Anonymous
5th October 2021
Tuesday 12:02 am
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>>94824
I saw it at the time and absolutely believed it was real. My boss is from the same area, and looks pretty similar to that guy, and holds very similar opinions. Apart from the speech impediment and brain cell deficiency, it's entirely realistic.
>> No. 94835 Anonymous
7th October 2021
Thursday 4:14 pm
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Say what you will about Britain, it's a good thing we've got a fiercely independent press which invests in high-quality political journalism. Not like other countries where they're all too often content to leave the job to a small clique of incurious sycophants who'll close ranks to defend their so-called profession at the slightest provocation.
>> No. 94836 Anonymous
7th October 2021
Thursday 5:08 pm
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>>94835
Tweet doesn't exist.
>> No. 94837 Anonymous
7th October 2021
Thursday 5:21 pm
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>>94836
So if I'm understanding you correctly, what's in fact happened is that someone has faked a tweet from a journalist - possibly >>94835 himself - and then >>94835 has used that faked tweet to decry the state of modern journalism as being shit?
>> No. 94838 Anonymous
7th October 2021
Thursday 5:25 pm
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>>94837
It did exist, but it has been taken down. If there was an actual dance-off or rap battle I expect we'd have seen phone footage of it by now.

https://twitter.com/DominicPenna/status/1445802589308604421
>> No. 94839 Anonymous
7th October 2021
Thursday 6:21 pm
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>>94836

Like most contemporary, up-to-date and functional social media, twitter has a delete function.
>> No. 94840 Anonymous
7th October 2021
Thursday 6:25 pm
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>>94839
Seems a bit redundant to post that after >>94838.
>> No. 94841 Anonymous
7th October 2021
Thursday 6:30 pm
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If I lost a rap battle to Michael Gove I would kill myself.
>> No. 94842 Anonymous
7th October 2021
Thursday 6:49 pm
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>>94840

Good point, I should delete it.
>> No. 94852 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 8:40 am
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>Labour is spending significantly more of its cash on fighting its legal battles than on political campaigning, sources have told the Guardian, after lawyers for the party opened a new front in the party’s legal turmoil this week.

>The party’s financial situation has led to the departure of dozens of staff in recent weeks including a significant number of its press office. The toll of the ongoing legal action was putting off some potential donors, staffers said, though donations can be ringfenced. “We’ve had some amazing conversations with brilliant people, some of whom have defected from other parties, some never involved in politics before – but they don’t want money spent on a legal fight,” one party source said.

>Last month, a senior party official revealed Labour was spending more than £2m a year on legal fees, when costs used to be 10% of that figure – about £200,000 a year. The legal troubles alone are not the only reason for the party’s financial troubles. At least 150,000 members are reported to have left over the past two years and trade union funding has been cut. It is also £1.2m worse off because of a loss of taxpayer funds, calculated based on how many seats a party holds.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/oct/15/labour-spending-more-on-legal-battles-than-campaigning-sources
>> No. 94853 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 10:25 am
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>>94852
I'd quite like them to go bankrupt purely to find out what happens in that situation. Parties are unincorporated associations and I have no idea how those work. The funniest (and therefore least likely) outcome that I've overheard is that the NEC become personally liable and that any MP on the NEC stops being eligible for parliament, but even if it's something more boring it'd still be interesting to find out.
>> No. 94854 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 10:28 am
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>>94852

And these legal battles, what are they about?
>> No. 94855 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 10:34 am
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>>94854
They're mainly to do with a Panorama on anti-semitism and those leaks about staffers within the party trying to lose the 2017 election on purpose to undermine Corbyn.

I'm sure I read before that Labour will need to make almost a third of all staff redundant if they want to balance the books.
>> No. 94856 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 10:40 am
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>>94855

It's honestly almost as if someone was deliberately trying to scuttle the party to begin with, I would hypothesise.
>> No. 94857 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 11:04 am
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>>94856
It's a massive shitshow on all sides.

IIRC, the Panaroma whistleblowers alleged that the Labour leadership were interfering with complaints of anti-semitism and that Labour had defamed them by claiming they had axes to grind and were trying to undermine Corbyn. Starmer comes in and the party subsequently makes a statement in court apologising for making false accusations against them and offering substantial payouts.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on with the legal battle about the leaks, I think that's still ongoing but again it seems to be more about factional arguments than anything.
>> No. 94858 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 12:59 pm
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>>94857
Being glib about it, I find it very funny that after settling an expensive legal battle between anti-Corbyn former staff initiated by the then pro-Corbyn party leadership, the first instinct of the anti-Corbyn party leadership was to get itself embroiled in a massive legal battle with pro-Corbyn former staff.

Maybe it's all a conspiracy by big lawyer.
>> No. 94859 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 1:33 pm
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>>94858
In my experience, public sector workers don't really give a shit about wasting money and I can see that being the same for Labour.
>> No. 94860 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 4:53 pm
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>>94857
The current legal battle with the leaks is, amongst other things, the five Corbyn cronies that leaked the report suing the party for saying that they leaked the report. I mean, strictly speaking, they say they didn't leak it, but the denial came through Carter-Ruck so is more than likely false.
>> No. 94861 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 7:54 pm
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>>94852
I read this yesterday. I find it utterly dispiriting and really quite confusing. If this really is because of the leaks >>94855 mentioned and it boils down to more petty infighting then I don't see why I should remain a member myself. I joined in the days after the 2019 election specifically because I wanted to rebuild, in a small, lazy, half-arsed way, Labour's electoral chances. I have since found out that chipping in a few quid a month and ignoring emails asking me if I'd like to help campaign has, remarkably, been more helpful than anything anyone in the party with actual power and influence has been doing. As far as I know, no court ruling has the power to turn back time and un-leak any documents so bringing this up over and over is only making more and more people aware that the party's full of undermining bastards who actually did want the Tories to win over a Labour Party with Corbyn leading it. If they're just going to piss away my money on this naval gazing nonsense, then why shouldn't I do myself? At least then I'd have some trainers or several packets of biscuits instead of the embarrassment of being a member of this total shower.
>> No. 94862 Anonymous
16th October 2021
Saturday 9:31 pm
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>>94860
Even if they did leak it (which honestly I doubt. I'd have given the job to someone low-ranking.), it speaks volumes about the competence of the party if they've named those people as the leakers without having proof that will stand up in court. If they do have that proof, it's bizarre that neither they nor any of the investigations so far have presented it.
>> No. 94863 Anonymous
17th October 2021
Sunday 2:57 pm
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>>94862
That's the bluff the leakers are going for. Party probably can't publish anything without falling foul of GDPR. In any case, they'd need to prove damage to their reputations, which they can't, because the leak is entirely in line with those.
>> No. 94864 Anonymous
17th October 2021
Sunday 3:03 pm
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>>94863
It stretches credulity to imagine that a party acting in a non-factional manner concerned only with setting the record straight and winning the next general election would see GDPR as a barrier to publishing proof of wrongdoing, yet still see fit to accuse people of it (at the risk of expensive legal action, win or lose) when they could just keep quiet about it.
>> No. 94865 Anonymous
17th October 2021
Sunday 3:34 pm
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>>94864
It stretches credulity to imagine that a group of former party officials acting in a non-factional manner concerned only with setting the record straight and winning the next general election would initiate expensive legal action when they could just keep quiet about it.
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17th October 2021
Sunday 4:19 pm
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>>94865
Very witty, but there's something that bothers me: Why would you assume that former employees are still concerned primarily with helping their old employer achieve its goals? If you could get a big cash payout by suing a former employer on a no-win-no-fee basis, what've you got to lose? And if their concern is only with setting the record straight, and they can demonstrate their innocence in line with GDPR and so on, surely the only way to achieve that goal is to not keep quiet?
>> No. 94869 Anonymous
17th October 2021
Sunday 5:35 pm
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>>94867
>Why would you assume that former employees are still concerned primarily with helping their old employer achieve its goals?
Because their former employer is a political party of which they are all members, and one which they would clearly like to see evict the current incumbent party from power.

Unless you're suggesting that, of all people, noted tankie Seumas Milne was secretly a Tory all along.
>> No. 94870 Anonymous
17th October 2021
Sunday 5:49 pm
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>>94869
Do you want to do the thing where we go down an increasingly confusing road of "you ought to know that he thinks X, Y, Z, and on that basis, using the principles A, B, C, it's rational to conclude D, E, F, even if you believe 1,2,3 and conclude L,M.N,O,P." as we tediously walk through how the current leadership has intentionally worked to make the party unappealing to the left? Do we want to get into an argument about the hypothetical merits of a high-spending Tory party versus a low tax fiscally responsible Labour party, with one of us arguing from their understanding of the perspective of a group of other people?

I hope not. I'm not particularly keen on it, but I'm not sure how to get out of this cul-de-sac. Let's just say I take it for granted that Labour will lose the next election. Maybe that'll start a more interesting line of discussion.
>> No. 94871 Anonymous
17th October 2021
Sunday 6:36 pm
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>>94870
>Let's just say I take it for granted that Labour will lose the next election.
Well, yes, and suing the party for defamation for [checks notes] accurately naming you as having done something anyone could have expected you to do is a great way of helping to bring about that outcome.
>> No. 94872 Anonymous
17th October 2021
Sunday 7:08 pm
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>>94871
Perhaps Labour's sensible leadership need to remember a lesson from Mr. Blair: just because you believe something doesn't mean you should say it, especially if saying it will threaten your electability.
>> No. 94949 Anonymous
5th November 2021
Friday 2:41 pm
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A five point swing thanks to the Owen Paterson debacle, maybe the tactic of doing fuck all and waiting for the Tories to mess up will finally work.
>> No. 94950 Anonymous
5th November 2021
Friday 4:56 pm
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>>94949
We need some analysis of why it's working now and it hasn't worked all those other fucking times the Tories demonstrated they were in it for themselves.
>> No. 94951 Anonymous
5th November 2021
Friday 5:13 pm
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>>94950
It's probably the sheer audacity of it. What Paterson did is one thing, but the Tories voting to change the rules to let him get away with it was a step too far.
>> No. 94952 Anonymous
5th November 2021
Friday 6:16 pm
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>>94949
It will all be forgotten by next month.
>> No. 94953 Anonymous
5th November 2021
Friday 7:13 pm
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>>94950
Brexit.

>> No. 94954 Anonymous
5th November 2021
Friday 7:40 pm
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>>94953

I think this analysis is incomplete. Brexit represented a broader realignment of Tory positioning, from being a party of the established elite to being a party in opposition to the elite. They hijacked saville's rhetoric about "unelected Brussels bureaucrats" and leveraged the weird alchemy of Johnson's personality to somehow present themselves as standing up for ordinary people against an out-of-touch metropolitan elite.

The Tories could get away with all sorts of dodgy shit during the Brexit years because it was supposedly being done for the benefit of ordinary people, to throw off the shackles of EU tyranny. Red Wall Tory voters weren't blinded by Brexit, they just felt abandoned by Labour and were offered a sort of "New Tory" vision of which Brexit was the tentpole.

This has stung the Tories so much because it has revealed them for what they are - Tories. Bassetlaw and Workington might have changed beyond all recognition in the last thirty years, but underneath the spin the Tories haven't changed.

I really, really hope that Labour can capitalise on this, because if they don't then this sense of post-Brexit betrayal could get very ugly.
>> No. 94955 Anonymous
13th November 2021
Saturday 7:22 am
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>> No. 94956 Anonymous
13th November 2021
Saturday 7:40 am
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>>94955
Now all we need is the Tories to have their knives out for Johnson.
>> No. 94957 Anonymous
13th November 2021
Saturday 5:29 pm
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>>94953
Suprised the story about Geoffrey Cox isn't getting more press, other than that most of the mainstream news stories have been more about him missing time from serving his constituents.
What he's done isn't illegal technically, at least as far as we know, but just think about it: An entity is under investigation by our government for corruption, that entity is paying a member of our government for legal advice about said investigation. That should set all sorts of alarm bells ringing.
>> No. 94958 Anonymous
13th November 2021
Saturday 6:21 pm
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>>94957
Cox was Attorney-General at one point, wasn't he? That's one hell of a conflict of interests.
>> No. 94959 Anonymous
13th November 2021
Saturday 6:22 pm
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>>94957

It's the British Virgin Islands.

We won't seriously address issues of corruption in this country, because nobody is willing to admit that it's our biggest industry. We've taken over from Switzerland as the international nexus for dirty money. A London address gives you a veneer of legitimacy, but a British overseas dependency gives you a cloak of obscurity.

"Sleaze" is a convenient distraction. If we're talking about duck islands and second jobs, we aren't talking about why we write laws at the behest of the Big Four, we aren't talking about the fact that we own most of the world's offshore tax havens, we aren't talking about Mossack Fonseca, we aren't talking about the London Court of International Arbitration, we aren't talking about why the City of London has an independent police force.

The British government wants to stop corruption in the same way that the Columbian government wants to stop cocaine trafficking.
>> No. 94960 Anonymous
14th November 2021
Sunday 1:34 am
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>>94955
Must say I'm bizarrely unhappy about this development because I feel like I can see where it's going: Johnson gets bounced, Sunak takes over, 2023-4's a bore. Starmer-v-Johnson is a better narrative either way - if Starmer pulls it off then you can go with the bore beating the clown, if he doesn't you can go "See, Corbyn's job wasn't actually that easy". Sunak on the other hand - if he wins that's just John Major, if he loses that's just Gordon Brown.

>>94959
>we aren't talking about why we write laws at the behest of the Big Four
I can't claim to be a subject-matter expert, but I remember reading that as late as the 2000s all a British auditor had to do was check that corporate accounts made sense in their own terms. Even if those terms were obviously contrived to hide wrongdoing, pulling on the thread wasn't their job.
>> No. 94961 Anonymous
14th November 2021
Sunday 2:47 am
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>>94960

The thing that worries me is that everyone seems to love Sunak and want to suck his cock, but to me I can only see the man as the very worst sort of weathervane nobody politician.

It leaves a very poor taste in my mouth when people like a person so much based on so apparently litte (other than being the bloke who turned the magic money tap on, obviously.) I'd never even heard of him until he was chancellor, and I'm fairly sure he only got the job as a cynical Tory kind of diversity hire anyway.
>> No. 94962 Anonymous
14th November 2021
Sunday 12:43 pm
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>>94961
He's the second-worst sort of weathervane nobody politician, behind Sir Keir. And I saw him several times on TV during election campaigning in 2019; he had a permanent smirk and he managed to answer every single question with "Get Brexit Done" even more than the rest of them. He was utterly despicable and shameless. He might be a diversity hire because he replaced Sajid Javid as chancellor, but he really got the job because he had made it very clear to Boris that he's willing to do whatever he says, exactly as you said.
>> No. 95081 Anonymous
29th December 2021
Wednesday 7:49 pm
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Looks like competence is back on the menu, boys.
>> No. 95082 Anonymous
29th December 2021
Wednesday 8:11 pm
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>>95081
Oh, aye, if there's one thing that makes me think "normal" it's people who've been trained from birth to become MPs. This will end in Anakin Skywalker with a PPE degree being king.
>> No. 95084 Anonymous
29th December 2021
Wednesday 9:04 pm
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>>95082
The bar they've set themselves is "not being a complete weirdo like Claudia Webbe with her big Klingon head", which isn't very high.
>> No. 95085 Anonymous
29th December 2021
Wednesday 9:30 pm
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Most MPs looking like they could do with an intensive remedial course of Normal Training.
>> No. 95086 Anonymous
29th December 2021
Wednesday 9:32 pm
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>>95082

A PPE Anakin would still be preferable to the soggy biscuit Palpatine we currently have.
>> No. 95087 Anonymous
29th December 2021
Wednesday 9:47 pm
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>>95081
Competent and normal? It's good to see political standards are as high as ever. Perhaps some of them will even be able to read and do their times tables.
>> No. 95101 Anonymous
1st January 2022
Saturday 5:03 am
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>>95081
At the risk of starting a factional cunt off, I can only see this making the party weirder and less normal, since they've quite obviously been picking candidates in a factional manner to benefit the right of the party. In my experience the right are much weirder than the left. The left are weirdos, but a known quantity kind of weirdo - the right on student activist. The right are much weirder because they seem to genuinely believe that the public are paying attention to internal Labour politics and that there's important symbolic value in buggering about with the leadership election rules or whatever. That and what seems to drive these interests - a bleeding heart is more normal than second hand nostalgia for 1980s trot busting (Hello, Mr. Akehurst) any day of the week.

In the article they snipe at the lefties "who bang on every five minutes about Cuba or Venezuela", but they're happy with the people who'll crack out Kinnock's "A Labour Council. A LABOUR Council!" at social events despite that being much weirder than having a vague interest in an exotic locale.
I want to be clear that my point here is purely about weirdness. I'm not saying what they need is a flood of left candidates obsessed with Venezuela or anything like that. You could still easily say the Kinnock weirdo is more electable - my point is purely that he's also more of a weirdo.
>> No. 95106 Anonymous
1st January 2022
Saturday 4:58 pm
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>>95101

I know what you're saying. There's a reason they called Milliband the "Millibot"- Their lot just seem completely disconnected from society, like they were grown in vats and learned about human culture through a machine-learning scan of current Twitter trends.

People like to make fun of the "would you have a pint with X politician" metric, but that does really cut to the base of the issue. You can just tell that these people get nervous and sweaty at the mere idea of entering a normal pub full of normal people, because they don't fit in. It's not where they're from. They're fish out of water, so how can they possibly represent Average Daz the Tradesman? He might as well be from Neptune.

The lefty lot aren't much better, sadly, but I think you can at least sense they're a bit more in touch with reality. If they had someone to keep them in check and stop them going off on one about obscure overseas human rights violations every ten minutes I do think they would be able to put up a more convincing front.
>> No. 95107 Anonymous
1st January 2022
Saturday 5:14 pm
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>>95106

I think what you're describing is the result of being under very close and constant scrutiny for your character. We're constantly diverted from policy by media seeking to characterise politicians based on their appearance and mannerisms. It would make sense that a) this would make most human beings seem very unnatural and self-conscious and b) the public has become used to being extremely cruel about inconsequential shite.

I think the current government have done hideously unethical things, but I don't get anything out of making fun of Boris Johnson's weight or hair or whatever.
>> No. 95126 Anonymous
3rd January 2022
Monday 7:22 pm
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The cynic in me thinks that the decision to award Tonty Blair a knighthood was a distraction, judging by the inevitable uproar that has occurred.
>> No. 95127 Anonymous
3rd January 2022
Monday 9:51 pm
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>>94961
Sunak got the job because he was a nobody junior minister in the Treasury so it automatically fell to him and everyone assumed he would be gracefully shuffled out after a few months given the responsibility. Then Covid hit.

I suppose you could call a luck a political talent.

>>95106
>You can just tell that these people get nervous and sweaty at the mere idea of entering a normal pub full of normal people, because they don't fit in.

I'd vote for a socially awkward politician who might be a bit on the spectrum. Someone who brings leaders from around the world to an international event and thinks it's a good idea to run a D&D-style tabletop campaign with them. Someone who doesn't have any SpADS because that would involve talking to people and instead of copping off with one gets molested in a supply cupboard by a frumpy nurse with loose morals.
>> No. 95128 Anonymous
4th January 2022
Tuesday 9:09 am
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>>95127

I have a feeling your description was more autobiographical than you intended.
>> No. 95803 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 10:56 am
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I've received a flyer for the Wakefield by-election from Reform UK today. Clearly they didn't fully think it through.

Not sure when it is but I'm guessing Labour must be favourites, otherwise Starmer is fucked after the lukewarm local elections.
>> No. 95806 Anonymous
7th May 2022
Saturday 11:16 am
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>>95803
I'm not sure I'd call the locals "lukewarm", but they do point towards a turn away from the Tories, not towards Labour. But here's the real problem; Starmer's "fucked" in a small way, not in a massive catastrophic way that would actually jeopardise his position as leader. But then what would? If it's trouble at the polls Labour would be so shot through who cares who's in charge, maybe this pint and a curry business will come to something in which case he has to go, beyond that it's adult visual novels on the front benches or nothing.
>> No. 95812 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 7:15 am
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I haven't really been following the beergate thing, but is Starmer in trouble?
>> No. 95813 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 7:45 am
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>>95812

He didn't break any rules. He was previously investigated by Durham police who found that he didn't break any rules. If he is in trouble, then this country is even more fucked than I thought.
>> No. 95814 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 10:15 am
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>>95813
Just because a police investigation finds one thing doesn't mean a later one can't turn up additional information that changes the conclusion. What kind of diseased thinking are you suffering from?

Labour have already been caught changing their story when it comes to who was present and the leaked program of events undermines Keir's claim to have continued working after sharing the takeaway + beer.

If he gets fined, he's got to go. Not because he did anything wrong at the meeting, but because of his previous torrent of sanctimony on the matter.
>> No. 95815 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 11:18 am
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>>95814

>Labour have already been caught changing their story when it comes to who was present and the leaked program of events undermines Keir's claim to have continued working after sharing the takeaway + beer.

That's entirely irrelevant and the press who pretend otherwise are acting out of ignorance or cynical disregard for the truth. Section 7 of the The Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) (England) Regulations 2020 states:

During the emergency period, no person may participate in a gathering in a public place of more than two people except—

...(b)where the gathering is essential for work purposes


That is not a complex or ambiguous piece of legal wording. Whether they continued working after the curry is legally irrelevant. Whether they drank beer is legally irrelevant. How much the takeaway cost is legally irrelevant. Nothing that Starmer is alleged to have done is anywhere close to being illegal. It's also irrelevant from a public health perspective - the presence or absence of a biryani and a bottle of beer does not affect the concentration of infectious aerosol.

Johnson was fined because the gathering he attended was not essential for work purposes. A group of people who weren't working together met in a room to celebrate a birthday. Holding that gathering substantially increased the risk of transmission between otherwise isolated groups.

Starmer's curry and beer did not break the regulations, because the gathering was essential for work purposes and it incidentally included activities which were not essential for work purposes. A work meeting did not become illegal under the regulations if tea and biscuits were served or it lasted longer than is absolutely necessary. Staying after work for something to eat was not illegal and did not meaningfully change the infection risk for a group of people who had been working together all day.

The second police investigation is completely farcical, because the lawfulness of the gathering has already been clearly established and none of the supposed "new information" has any bearing on that. Unless we're supposed to believe that the purported work activities were a wholly fictive pretence for a curry night, there is no possible way that the gathering could be in breach of the regulations. At best, it's just mudslinging; at worst, the Tories and their supporters in the press genuinely can't understand the meaning of one sentence written in perfectly plain English.
>> No. 95816 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 11:40 am
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>>95815
>the presence or absence of a biryani and a bottle of beer does not affect the concentration of infectious aerosol.
The presence of foodstuffs might not, but spending additional time unnecessarily in the company of infected individuals would.

What were they doing at this meeting that couldn't have been performed from home anyway?
>> No. 95817 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 11:46 am
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>>95812
Whether or not he's legally in trouble, it demonstrates that he's in political trouble because the press haven't really gone for his whole adults-in-the-room gimmick of focusing on propriety rather than policy or personality. They're bored of partygate and are letting slip that they're still happier with a Tory government than a Labour one. Even if he has done nothing wrong, he's forgotten a very good lesson from St. Anthony of Basra: The appearance of impropriety is just as damaging as its actual presence.
(Actually, maybe Mandelson said that. It was either one of Mandelson's resignation-matters, or maybe that time Tonty did a crooked favour for the F1 guy.)

>>95815
>Whether they continued working after the curry is legally irrelevant
On the face of it this would seem like it gives you free reign to piss about so long as you can find a work related excuse. Even if the work itself is essential, it would feel proper to fuck off quickly once it's over, even if there's no public health benefit to doing so.
Anyway, calling it mudslinging underplays that this happening was an incredibly obvious possible outcome of his strategy. If Starmer really thought the press were above this sort of stretching of the truth without technically engaging in libel that's both incredibly funny and incredibly tragic.
>> No. 95818 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 12:54 pm
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What are the chances Keir Starmer will actually get a fine for this? Again, if he is telling the truth, and I think he is, then all he did was stay in a meeting for a bit longer rather than sending everyone off to eat separately, so that sounds fine to me. But the tit-heads are clearly on the side of the government: they ignored all the MPs walking into 10 Downing Street with suitcases full of wine bottles, they ignored the parties going on, and they refused to publish more details on the current fines until after the elections in case it would make the people there lose the votes. I think Keir is in the clear, he's Clear Starmer, but I have lost faith in the feds to recognise this.
>> No. 95819 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 1:00 pm
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>>95818
In my continued slavish devotion to the facts, I do feel the need to point out that the police also stated that they didn't begin investigating Starmer sooner as it may have been seen to be influencing the local elections.
>> No. 95820 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 5:05 pm
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>>95818
Oh come on lad, your bias is fucking transparent.
>> No. 95821 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 5:13 pm
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So the new divide in Labour is between Clear Starmer and Korma Keith.
>> No. 95822 Anonymous
8th May 2022
Sunday 5:58 pm
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This ends up with Wes Streeting as Labour Leader I'm going to become world famous.

>>95821
If it was a korma he's got to go, fine or no fine.
>> No. 95823 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 4:30 pm
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Starmer's confirmed he'll stand down as leader if the police find him.
>> No. 95824 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 4:37 pm
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>>95823
Is he hard to find?
>> No. 95825 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 4:41 pm
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He's going on the run. It's going to be like Moaty all over again, but posher.
>> No. 95826 Anonymous
9th May 2022
Monday 7:43 pm
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This man will reap a terrible whirlwind of vengence upon us all and it's going to be fucking awesome.
>> No. 95829 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 9:51 am
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I thought I'd got another Reform UK flyer through the post, but it turned out to be Labour going all out with a double sided A5 flyer about Imran Khan being a filthy kiddie fiddler.
>> No. 95830 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 11:41 am
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I saw a proper attack ad on TV before the election. Labour are really going all out. It's quite nice, because everyone hates the Conservatives so much that they can say what they want. It's not especially principled or good, but we know they're all snakes so I think a lot of people just want a change of snake.
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11th May 2022
Wednesday 12:12 pm
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>> No. 95832 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 2:52 pm
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Spoke with an actual canvasser for the first time in my life. He's supplied even more material about the Tories having a carpet-bagger stand for them.
>> No. 95833 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 2:54 pm
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Just got a tory leaflet through the post that actually says "We're supporting the NHS". The fucking gall.
>> No. 95834 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 3:14 pm
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>>95833
Why are they canvassing so aggressively? Is there another election happening?
>> No. 95835 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 3:32 pm
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>>95834
The Wakefield by-election is expected to be next month.

Labour are absolutely loving the fact they get to stick the boot in to another party for being involved with diddling kids for a change.
>> No. 95836 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 3:32 pm
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>>95833
Technically I supported England at the Euros, but having the final open on my second monitor probably didn’t help any either.

>>95834
Labour aren’t calling Khan a carpet-bagger for a laugh. He was found guilty of said carpet-baggerry and now there’s a by-election on.
>> No. 95837 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 3:47 pm
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>>95832

Not saying you're not a failed human being if you abuse children. You very much are. But I have my doubts about using that in a political campaign. I'm sure many of his other policies and stances were also plagued by the usual mediocrity that no politician can escape from.
>> No. 95838 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 3:52 pm
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I don't think Labour under Starmer have a clear vision or message yet, so they're relying on their default "vote for us we're not the Tories" instead of actually giving reasons to vote for them.
>> No. 95839 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 4:10 pm
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>>95838

True enough, but to paraphrase Charlie Brooker, when a political campaign makes you feel sorry for child rapists, you know it's doing something wrong.
>> No. 95840 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 4:58 pm
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I don't understand, are you lot trying to imply the Tories wouldn't be all over it if Labour had an actual pedo in office? Labour would be mental NOT to take advantage of it.
>> No. 95841 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 5:45 pm
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>>95840

Oh, they would. And they would pass it off as proof of the inherent lack of moral fibre of Labour.


Bigots, the lot of them.
>> No. 95842 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 6:59 pm
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>>95837
>no politician can escape from
So really, the only difference between these two hopeless twats is that one of them is a kiddy-fiddler. When you put it that way, only a nutjob would vote for the pro-child molestation candidate.
>> No. 95843 Anonymous
11th May 2022
Wednesday 7:32 pm
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>>95842

You miss the days when we had a pig enthusiast as Prime Minister.
>> No. 95848 Anonymous
12th May 2022
Thursday 10:33 pm
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Nobody actually living in Wakefield has made the long list to be Labour's by-election candidate. Unlike Starmer to go back on his word.
>> No. 95849 Anonymous
12th May 2022
Thursday 10:45 pm
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>>95848
I can only assume there must be a lot of kiddy-fiddlers in Wakefield, which doesn't bode well for Labour if they want to run against kiddy-fiddling.
>> No. 95850 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 12:53 pm
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>>95848
Imagine being stationed in fucking Wakey of all places. Having to talk to Wakefield "people". That whole city could just disappear and the only important change would be a lack of future Worms games. A non-city compared to Leeds or Bradford.
>> No. 95852 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 1:06 pm
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The entire Wakefield CLP have resigned over how the selection process has been handled.
>> No. 95853 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 2:35 pm
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>>95852

And nothing of value was lost.
>> No. 95854 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 2:59 pm
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>>95850

Nit true. You'd lose one of the best nights out in the country.

If you can't handle Wakey it's just because you're a poof.
>> No. 95855 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 5:14 pm
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I've been longlisted in Wakefield!

No idea why this made me laugh.
>> No. 95856 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 5:38 pm
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>>95855
I know nothing about him, but the alternative is a woman who looks about 12, has a union non-job and bears a striking resemblance to Stephanie Hirst so I wouldn't be entirely surprised if she's got a dick.
>> No. 95857 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 7:05 pm
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>>95856
Again, I just really need you to be normal to women once.
>> No. 95858 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 7:09 pm
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>>95857
That's not going to happen, his mum didn't hug him enough.
>> No. 95859 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 7:42 pm
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>>95856
>Kate is Head of Research, Policy and External Relations for Community trade union, with a focus on the future of work, the gig economy, industrial policy and mental health. She is also a member of Labour Women's Network committee
https://www.policyforum.labour.org.uk/about/npf/kate-dearden
Labour Women's Network sounds like a proper transphobia club. She wouldn't join such a thing if she was only a semi-she. Also,
https://twitter.com/kate_dearden
>Running to be Wakefield's next Labour MP. Trade unionist @CommunityUnion. Member of @LabourWomensNet Exec. Proud fisherperson and Yorkshirewoman.
>Proud fisherperson
I guarantee you she does not have a dick. Her attitudes to the dick-lady community are probably roughly on a par with Jim Davidson's.
>> No. 95860 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 7:47 pm
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>>95859

I can't decide if I hate fisherpersons more than evangelist christian korean youtubers, to be honest.

Nah, I definitely hate fisherpersons more. At least evangelist christian korean youtubers are uniquely mental, fisherpersons are just bitter old trams who wish they were still the top of the oppression totem pole. Fuck em.

Where can I go to vote for a dickgirl to trigger the TERFs?
>> No. 95861 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 7:50 pm
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>>95860
Almost definitely Brighton, or there's that Conservative MP if you really have no scruples at all.
>> No. 95862 Anonymous
13th May 2022
Friday 9:06 pm
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☑ Looks extremely young.

☑ Has a union non-job (before this she was involved with Labour Students).

☑ Looks very similar to one of the country's most well known evangelist christian korean youtubers (maybe a bit like Joanne Froggatt as well).

Which part was incorrect?
>> No. 95871 Anonymous
19th May 2022
Thursday 5:40 pm
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Shitloads of Labour canvassers on my street, handing out flyers saying the by-election is on the 23rd.

They went with the man, rather than the womanchild.
>> No. 95890 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 10:56 am
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All quotes on political flyers should start like this.
>> No. 95891 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 11:07 am
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>>95890

"The conservatives have been raping people and the other parties have even worse morals" what the fuck?
>> No. 95892 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 11:11 am
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>>95891
The faithful are wretched.
>> No. 95893 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 11:27 am
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>>95891
Different cheeks of the same arse. He got five fewer votes than the Monster Raving Loony party in Batley last year.

https://members.parliament.uk/constituency/3309/election/401
>> No. 95894 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 12:44 pm
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>>95890

>t'cpa

Mirth
>> No. 95895 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 2:07 pm
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I've had a look at the CPA manifesto. It's as nuts as you'd expect.

- Couples are to be given a grant of £12,000 on their first marriage, provided they attend at least five sessions of marital awareness training.
- There's a grant of £6,000 on the birth or adoption of your first child, provided you attend at least five sessions of training about raising a child.
- Married couples have name two properties as their main home, one each, to avoid paying capital gains tax on either.
- Couples can also have one joint income tax personal allowance.
- Schools are not to be used as "an apparatus for social engineering and promoting the secular liberal agenda".
- Gay people aren't allowed to adopt.
- Shops can only have up to five people working on Sundays, Christmas and Easter.
- Parents who stay at home to receive enhanced child benefit payments.
- Parents are able to access medical records of their children, including sexual health services, until the age of 18 so nothing goes on behind their backs.
- No mandatory vaccinations.
- No gender reassignments on the NHS, unless born intersex.
- Free counselling for anyone suffering gender dysphoria or unwanted same-sex attraction.
- Sugar tax goes directly to the NHS budget.
- Repeal the abortion act so "all unborn children are legally protected from intentional destruction."
- All money currently spend on abortion funding would go to supporting mothers in crisis pregnancy situations, including accommodation for single mothers.
- No more IVF or cloning.
- No euthanasia.
- There will be a 5% tax rate on turnover to make sure the likes of Amazon pay more. This will be spent on reducing business rates, increasing benefits, supporting marriage and helping ex-prisoners.
- Thanking the Tories for stealing CAP's previous stamp duty land tax manifesto pledge.
- Revalue council tax bands.
- Tiered inheritance tax.
- All foods with salt or processed sugar will have additional tax on them, other than home-made cakes and jam at bake sales.
- Bonuses have to be proportionately paid to everyone or they're taxed at 80%.
- Fractional reserve banking will be no more.
- Interest rates on loans will be capped at the higher of 20% and 15% above the base rate.
- The Bank of England will be the ones to decide the maximum multipliers and LTV percentages for mortgages.
- Invest in high speed rail and eliminate regional air travel.
- All taxis and private hire vehicles to be electric.
- Better provision for cyclists.
- Insulate Britain.
- Standardise recycling across all local authorities.
- No GM foods.
- A "precautionary principle" for all pesticides and insecticides.
- Thames Estuary Airport.
- Anyone involved in a serious accident has to retake their driving test, with the licence rescinded in the meantime.
- Cycle helmets and outfits worn cycling have to have a certain standard of reflective luminosity.
- More housing for the homeless. Free meals and available move-on accommodation.
- Anyone disabled, a carer or a single parent with pre-school age children can't have their benefits withdrawn or sanctioned.
- Benefits are paid immediately rather than having to wait for weeks for new claimants.
- No zero hours contracts.
- State Pension increased to £200 per week.
- All local authorities to keep a full record of elderly and disabled citizens in their Borough and to assess their risk if it snows, floods, etc.
- Focus on real crime rather than thought crime.
- When a life is taken, either accidentally or on purpose, a payment of £100,000 is payable by the person or organisation causing it as "life compensation". You'll be able to take out insurance to cover this eventuality, as it'll survive bankruptcy.
- Civil claims for damages will no longer have a three year limit.
- More vocational courses in prison.
- Phone and drone blocking technology will be used in prisons.
- Gambling adverts will be banned.
- Social media platforms will be treated as the publisher of any porn or violent material on their sites so will be criminally liable for it.
- More youth clubs and community mentors.
- Parents have the right to withdraw children from classes if it goes against their morals.
- Sex education in schools will be opt-in and taught outside of normal school hours.
- Daily worship in schools.
- Faith schools can be set up.
- Intelligent design should be taught alongside macroevolution.
- No more tuition fees but there'll be more emphasis on vocational education for school leavers.
- No state support for organisations which oppose Christianity.
- Cancel Trident.
- Refuge for persecuted Christians abroad.
>> No. 95896 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 2:41 pm
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>>95895
Some of those policies are okay. I wonder if they genuinely support those ones too, or if they just put them in to tempt floating voters? Because if anything, it just makes the utterly mental policies stand out even more.
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23rd May 2022
Monday 3:02 pm
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>>95895
>All foods with salt or processed sugar will have additional tax on them, other than home-made cakes and jam at bake sales.

They'll be church fêtes all over the place. Victoria sponge as far as the eye can see.

>>95896
The moment they get a whiff of power I fully expect the more mentalist policies to be quietly done away with until they become some Anglo-American capitalist christian democrats.
>> No. 95898 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 4:11 pm
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>>95896

It's wierd with Christians, because they if they are true believers at least, they do earnestly support the good causes they talk about. If you go to soup kitchens or what have you, you'll find they are very much more often propped up by do-gooder Jesus freaks rather than tankie socialists. But it's always conditional- It's always tied to some qualification that makes it fair and just in the eyes of the Lord.

Some of those are really not bad ideas, that's the sort of thing American lefties should be considering to gain an inroad on the strongly conservative Christian rural working class demographic. But over here it all sounds a bit bonkers, I don't see anybody tempted to vote for them who wouldn't otherwise vote Green or Labour.
>> No. 95899 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 5:30 pm
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>>95896
They largely seem consistent with Christianity, or feeling persecuted because the government say a pair of bummers can adopt a kid.

There's also an ulterior motive for the others, like no sugar tax at bake sales or offering refuge to persecuted Christians abroad; at least half of the CPA members look African.
>> No. 95900 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 5:38 pm
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>>95895
>When a life is taken, either accidentally or on purpose, a payment of £100,000 is payable by the person or organisation causing it as "life compensation". You'll be able to take out insurance to cover this eventuality, as it'll survive bankruptcy.
So if I had 500k in my bank I could kill 5 people and get away with it?
>> No. 95901 Anonymous
23rd May 2022
Monday 5:40 pm
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>> No. 95906 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 8:20 am
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>>95900
You still go to prison. You now also either have to cough up £100k or have it deducted from your estate when you die.
>> No. 95907 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 10:46 am
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>>95901
That's grossly unfair. What did greased piglets ever do to her?
>> No. 95908 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 11:27 am
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>>95907
Well, she has to listen to one every Prime Minister's Questions for one thing.
>> No. 95913 Anonymous
24th May 2022
Tuesday 12:13 pm
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>>95907
Given her political shade and what we know of Eton banter she might instead be coming on to him.

>Our greased piglet of a Prime Minister has wriggled and writhed out of every promise broken, every rule violated, every law breached.
>He can't wriggle out of this one.

Filth.
>> No. 95972 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 10:01 am
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Had another leaflet from Christian People's Alliance. This one is entitled "return to the truth" and is mostly about attacking Pink News after they were criticised over gay marriage, but there's also a bit about holding schools to account for the c. 210,000 abortions last year due to promoting sex without commitment.
>> No. 95973 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 10:20 am
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>>95972

Sounds very American.
>> No. 95974 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 11:23 am
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Just had a CPA canvasser at the door. He told me I should vote for them because it'd be a sign that I support moral values. He said it didn't matter if they didn't win because it's about sending a message; we only left the EU because of UKIP despite them not having many seats, the same for the Greens and renewables.

He had to cut our encounter short because his phone rang, his ringtone was church bells, so he blessed me when he said goodbye.
>> No. 95978 Anonymous
7th June 2022
Tuesday 10:24 pm
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>>95974
You should have asked them to send a lass round to discuss, fuck knows, being compliant to the menfolk or whatever. Probably let you piss in her arse for a bit of cheeky sinning.
>> No. 95979 Anonymous
8th June 2022
Wednesday 9:31 am
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>>95978
I've looked at the material they gave to me and I've realised it was the party leader, Sidney Cordle, I spoke with. I didn't see anyone else so it wouldn't surprise me if he was canvassing by himself.

Yesterday evening I had a canvasser for the independent candidate Akef Akbar at the door. They've been my favourite so far because they just gave me the leaflet and told me to scan the QR code if I then wanted to read more.
>> No. 95980 Anonymous
8th June 2022
Wednesday 10:54 am
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>>95979
Give what I know about the CPA, which isn't an exhaustive amount by any means, I wouldn't be suprised if it was an operation that didn't go much beyond Mr Cordle himself. Well, of course it's him and God, who is definitely real and not little more than an excuse for delusional scoundrels to sexually predate on the faithful.
>> No. 95983 Anonymous
8th June 2022
Wednesday 4:48 pm
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>>95980

Be fair, they managed to lose 29 deposits at the last general election.
>> No. 96008 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 11:17 pm
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>Poll says Keir Starmer worse choice for PM than Boris Johnson

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jun/11/poll-says-keir-starmer-worse-choice-for-pm-than-boris-johnson
>> No. 96009 Anonymous
11th June 2022
Saturday 11:56 pm
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>>96008
I'm always sceptical about these sorts of polls because if you add a joke answer of some celebrity, a dog or a penis then they always win.

I wouldn't go for a pint with either of them for the record; Starmer would bore you to tears and Johnson would offer to go halfs on a bag of coke and then never pay you back after he somehow convinces you to loan him.
>> No. 96010 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 2:20 am
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>>96008

If you actually look up the tables, the headline is based on the question "Which, if any, of the following people do you think would be the best prime minister"? Johnson does lead Starmer 28% to 26%, but "none of these" got 35% and "don't know" got 12%.

The subsequent question, "If you were forced to choose, which of these would you prefer?" shows Starmer on 42%, Johnson on 36% and don't know on 22%.

The polls show a really complicated mix of data. Johnson has a reasonably strong core of support, predominantly men who consider themselves financially comfortable. A slightly (but significantly) larger group disapprove of Johnson on pretty much every measure. Starmer polarises opinion far less, with a far greater number of people who neither love nor loathe him.

Headline voting intention is pretty much within the margin of error at the moment with a slight tilt towards Labour, but it's difficult to extrapolate out to the next general election. Starmer's dullness could fuck him on turnout, but it could be a major asset if the economy keeps getting worse and Johnson keeps making an arse of himself. Johnson is looking fairly strong in the midlands, but he looks fairly likely to lose a significant number of the seats he picked up in the north and north west. There's no guarantee that he'll make it to the next general election and none of the contenders for the Tory leadership are putting in particularly good numbers.

The polls are arguably tighter than they should be at this stage, but Starmer has a lot more upside going into a general election campaign. He has a far greater base of "maybes" who could be won over by a flashy manifesto, whereas most people have already made their minds up about Johnson. If Johnson remains in office, it's Starmer's election to lose - if Starmer can eke out a couple of percentage point lead from the undecideds, there's very little that Johnson can do to counter.

If the Tories replace Johnson, they lose a lot of the strong sentiment that's attached to him, particularly among people who were loyal Labour voters before 2016. There's an outside possibility that Rishi Sunak will turn the economy around and hit the next election with massive public support, but the bookies think that Jeremy Hunt, Penny Mordaunt and Liz Truss are more likely candidates for leader. Apart from the perverts on /x/, nobody is very excited about any of those options. Hunt is the bastard who tried to sell off ARE BEUTIFUL BRIISH NHS, Truss looks like a primary school teacher on the brink of a nervous breakdown and Mordaunt is utterly unremarkable aside from her sex appeal.

Things get even more complicated when you consider the possibility of a hung parliament. Labour would have a decent chance of putting together a rainbow coalition, but the Tories would struggle just to get the DUP on board. With the polls being this tight, the Tories could end up with a short-lived and completely pyrrhic minority government.

https://www.opinium.com/resource-center/opinium-voting-intention-8th-june-2022/
>> No. 96011 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 11:57 am
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>> No. 96012 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 12:45 pm
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>>96010
I hate to give a short and dismissive reply to such a long post, but my experience from the last few years has been if it takes this long a post to explain why Labour has a chance, Labour probably doesn't have a chance.
I suppose if I had to offer a specific narrative as to why, rather than just reiterating my gut feeling that Starmer doesn't look like a Prime Minister (while Johnson can offset that deficit because he is Prime Minister) it would be that Labour aren't going to release a flashy manifesto that gets the campaign going. The 2017 Labour manifesto is surely the most positively received election manifesto in the last 20 years, and it's precisely the thing that Starmer wants to distance Labour from.
I can even strip the left-right politics out of the problem: 2017 gave the impression of being full of big ideas that you could get excited about, which gave the campaign momentum. Someone with imagination could theoretically do that with ideas from Labour's right, rather than from its left. Dig up communitarianism or something. But a Starmer manifesto is unlikely to do that, it's far more likely to pursue "credibility" and try to be a small target by going with a series of marginal and boring policy promises without enough coherence or novelty to build a campaign around, and without a leader like Blair to pad out the difference by repeating the word "Education" in a suave voice. The aim is presumably a 1997 manifesto of underpromising and overdelivering (even if the windfall tax fetish object has already been nicked.), but the result is likely to be a 2015 manifesto of underpromising, never delivering, and quickly being ignored because even shadow cabinet members are more interested in the dead cat on the table than in mumbling "Vote Labour, win a Microwave" to the ISO Standard question time audience.

But then that's Labour's problem throughout. It's not that they're a party run by Blairites, it's that they're a party run by a NUS Blair tribute act featuring the third man from the original band. The Tories are similarly decrepit, perhaps even in a more advanced stage of cognitive decline than Labour, but the first rule of British politics is that they win by default.
>> No. 96013 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 2:08 pm
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>>96012

Yeah, I broadly agree, though not in all respects. The trouble with Labour is they always have to throw the baby out with the bathwater, and then end up offering the worst of both worlds. They're constantly trying to chase a focus-group formula for success, drawing the wrong conclusions, and deciding what they need to offer is an Adli Jive bar to the Tories' Twix.

They don't realise what people actually want, they don't successfully recognise the bits people liked from the bits people disliked about the last few elections. They are too busy fighting internal battles, and the trenches get dug around intentionally obfuscating the truth about those reasons, for internal party political clout. Then by the time the battle is over, they've come to actually believe the positions they adopted, and forgotten the truth.

They think people like the Tories because of their economic policy and not straight up kulturkampf. When the truth is (I've said it before and I'll say it again) they could win an election with an economic policy to the left of Fidel Castro as long as they can convincingly give the impression that they don't feel physically sick at the sight of a union jack, promise to buy Are Boys new boots, and come up with a catchy phrase llike BIGGER, HARDER, BRITAIN.

They will never, ever be capable of reckoning with the real reasons for their continued unpopularity. They can't accept that no matter how much you sneer at the "gammons", they're the people you need to win.
>> No. 96014 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 3:16 pm
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>>96012

>The 2017 Labour manifesto is surely the most positively received election manifesto in the last 20 years, and it's precisely the thing that Starmer wants to distance Labour from.

The voters who actually decide elections don't read manifestos. They aren't particularly sure of who is in charge of what party. That manifesto only gained Labour 30 seats against Teresa pissing May; 2019 was Labour's worst election result since 1935.

Elections are complicated because our voting system is bonkers; there's a 1000:1 ratio between the most and least valuable votes. Corbyn was very popular in places that Labour always win anyway and deeply unpopular in places that Labour need to win.

Starmer isn't a great leader, but Corbyn managed to lose seats like Bishop Auckland, Bolsover and Leigh. Like it or not, Brexit and the resultant wave of nationalist populism has radically reshaped the British electoral landscape. It didn't matter that Corbyn's manifesto had a lot of very popular bits, because he was perceived as weak, out of touch and unpatriotic.
>> No. 96015 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 3:31 pm
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>>96014

So ask yourself, what was the actual difference? Why did Corbyn surprise everyone against May but get decisively pummelled against Boris?

On one hand you can say it's merely down to personal popularity, that people hated May so badly that even Corbyn stood a chance. But I don't think that tracks if you also want to point to how deeply unpopular he was in the next breath.

No, there was one decisive factor that brought him down in 2019. Flip flopping on Brexit. If Corbyn had stood there on national TV saying "I respect the British people's decision and I will deliver Brexit" it would have been a drastically different outcome.

I won't go so far as to say he'd win; but we'd definitely see BoJo's popularity has never been what everyone seems to think it is. Everyone has always thought he's a tit; it's just that he was the one stood there going GET BREXIT DONE, GET BREXIT DONE, GET BREXIT DONE like a stuck record, so naturally, for the majority of the British public who supported Brexit, he was the only choice.
>> No. 96016 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 3:41 pm
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>>96014
>The voters who actually decide elections don't read manifestos.
Very true, but 2017 is anomalous in that the manifesto wound up actually influencing the campaign since the media spent a lot of time talking about it and were generally positive. Ironically in large part because some Scottish Labour incompetent leaked it hoping to harm the campaign. They really can't do anything right.
I'd say to go on Libgen and pirate a copy of "The British General Election of 2017" by Philip Cowley and Dennis Kavanagh, who wrote a much better summary than I ever could, but the bastard thing isn't working at the moment.

And though it'll do little to stop me looking like a coping Corbynite: the "worst result since 1935" line is very grating. It ignores that Scotland is gone for good unless Labour want to merge with the SNP. "Worst result since 1983" would do a much better job at undermining Corbyn by thematically linking him to Michael Foot, rather than to Clement Attlee playing the long game in the minds of the small number of people who remember who lead Labour in 1935. (No, I didn't have to go on Wikipedia and check it wasn't some bloke named Arthur Clynes, why do you ask?)
>> No. 96017 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 4:09 pm
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>>96016
>It ignores that Scotland is gone for good unless Labour want to merge with the SNP

Or Labour could just not be terrible at politics? Wales is an example of how Labour can become the dominant force in a regional government as was Scotland back when SNP was the third party. At least the Tories pay lip service to the idea of the union, what has Labour done?

(Scotland is that bit of the country North of Newcastle on the map)
>> No. 96018 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 4:22 pm
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>>96015
>On one hand you can say it's merely down to personal popularity, that people hated May so badly that even Corbyn stood a chance.
Corbyn fought multiple general elections, and he didn't really change his positions across those elections. Theresa May, however, was so incredibly popular that she saw a chance to fix the social care problem and fund old people's homes forever, and tackle the housing crisis at the same time, by pushing through a law that shouldn't even have needed to be a law: if you need to go into an old people's home, and you own a house, you can sell the house to pay for it. This failed completely, of course, because mong boomers sperged out en masse, as a singular entity. It was called "the dementia tax" by the newspapers who really control the outcomes, and every geriatric NIMBY in the country deserted the Conservative Party all at once. And that still wasn't enough to get Jeremy Corbyn elected. He was not popular outside of his bubble of supporters.
>> No. 96019 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 4:33 pm
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>>96017

Can't really compare Scotland with Wales honestly though. Scots don't want to hear it but they are currently wrapped up in exactly the same sort of daft nationalism as Brexiteers were. As long as the SNP can keep beating the drum that everything bad in Scotland is down to the evil English (like with Brexiteers and those unelected EU bureaucrats), nobody else in Westminster is going to be wining back Scottish seats.
>> No. 96020 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 4:34 pm
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>>96015

>No, there was one decisive factor that brought him down in 2019. Flip flopping on Brexit. If Corbyn had stood there on national TV saying "I respect the British people's decision and I will deliver Brexit" it would have been a drastically different outcome.

I'm not sure that it's reasonable to view Brexit as a discrete problem as opposed to a totem of a wider issue. Boris GOT BREXIT DONE, but he did so after many years of waving the flag for GREAT BRITISH BRITISHNESS. Corbyn wanted Brexit, but he didn't want that Brexit; his unwillingness to say what he actually thought mirrored his coyness about a lot of other issues on which he had strong and divisive opinions, most notably regarding defence.

2017 Corbyn was the magic granddad who just wanted everything to be nice, but 2019 Corbyn was a shifty bastard who wouldn't answer a straight question on whether he'd nuke The Democratic Republic of Bongostan or whether he'd give the queen a rimjob. The credit he got for being a Man of Strong Principles was frittered away on a thousand questions he didn't want to answer, which only inflamed all the journos who fancied themselves as Paxman.
>> No. 96021 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 4:36 pm
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>>96018

>Corbyn fought multiple general elections, and he didn't really change his positions across those elections.

Except in the one massive, fundamental way he did change his position, as pointed out later in that post.
>> No. 96022 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 4:42 pm
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For Scottish Labour to follow Welsh Labour's path would require three things: a time machine, and a radical restructuring of the organisation and culture of the Labour party going back long before devolution, and for the SNP to have the mixture of bad luck, eccentricity and occasional incompetence which have struck Plaid Cymru over the years.

It's not being insufficiently committed to the union that killed Scottish Labour. If anything, it's being too union minded. Anyone with any aspiration in Scottish Labour wanted to be a London cabinet minister, not a local-authority functionary in Holyrood. Everything then flowed from that: Completely out of touch with their electorate, Scottish Labour were more sensitive to the needs of a UK Labour party courting middle-England than to the demands of Scottish voters, which they took for granted as their birthright. The SNP easily outflanked them by sending their A-team to Holyrood with a manifesto taking shots at open goals (Who the hell thought tuition fees were a good idea?) and got a narrow win in 2007, which Scottish Labour still hasn't really psychologically processed. Take that entitlement and ignorance, roll on to disaster in 2011. Then you get the independence referendum, and Labour joining arms with the Conservatives to protect the union without first asking if that might be a bad look the day after referendum day. With those chickens home to roost, UK Labour now rightly sees Scottish Labour as a dead weight and is unwilling to give them the resources they'd need to get back on their feet - a wise decision considering they're still short of talent and in the only contest that matters (Westminster) the SNP can reasonably be expected to back Labour.
Of course that's a glib oversimplification, but that's the gist of it. Even with the stars perfectly aligned rebuilding Scottish Labour would be a 20 year project. Once you somehow manage to put together a functional party you'll start running into other problems like "Holyrood has an essentially fixed budget and the SNP have already Minmaxed the most electorally popular balance of spending" or "Scottish Labour can never out-unionist the Tories or out independence the SNP, so you're condemned to wait for people to (a) notice that the SNP are slowly falling to the institutional rot that built up in Scottish Labour over the decades (b) forget that Scottish Labour is the archetype for this rot. Oh, or hope the SNP split I suppose, but that ship came and went to no effect in 2021."
So, in summary: I'd rather have the job of getting a currently unrepresented minor party into Holyrood than have the job of getting Scottish Labour back to official opposition status.
>> No. 96023 Anonymous
12th June 2022
Sunday 5:22 pm
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It's a different kind of nationalism for boring reasons that aren't worth getting into, but the interesting point that derives from that boring argument is that Welsh Labour's success is far more in the way it managed to maintain an identity semi-independent of UK Labour, able to plausibly oppose the actions of a UK government - Labour or Tory - that acts against the interests of Wales. Scottish Labour failed spectacularly in doing that, very obviously believing if not saying that as 10% of the population Scotland should just accept it's going to get kicked around now and again.

That the Scottish Conservatives have started to regain seats in Scotland suggests it's not some nationalist insanity whipping up the Scots, it's just incompetence and bad luck that killed Scottish Labour.
I can't speak to the structure of Welsh society, but I've seen an interesting argument for Scotland, something like this: the top of Scottish society has typically been represented by "civil society" types - head teachers, clergymen, lawyers, and so on. Businessmen, the Tory base, tended to go down to London in pursuit of a bigger "British" marketplace, while "Scotland" kept an independent educational, religious, and legal structure after union. Until Blair this worked well for Labour, as the party of the public services, and even when the Tories were in in Westminster, they were still attentive to Scottish sectional interests since they had a few Scottish MPs.
Thatcher upset this balance, since her policies reshaped the English political landscape in a way that made old Labour unacceptable, exposed that you can govern the whole country without any support in Scotland, and did little to restructure power in Scottish society. (which remained with 'civil society', bruised and upset, but not displaced by Spivs.) The design of Holyrood, drawn up by Labour and the Liberals in the Thatcher years, more or less reflect the interests of the top of Scottish society. Able to play with and protect social policy, but unable to effectively redistribute income from lawyers to the housing schemes. Labour could continue to dangle this in front of voters until 1999, when they actually came to power at Holyrood.
That's when the dilemma hit: Scottish Labour, linked at the hip to UK Labour, has to be attentive to the needs of both "Scotland", across all classes, and (it felt) to those of the UK Labour government, which was then courting middle-England. The SNP, standing only in Scotland, could devote 100% of their attention to the needs of Scottish voters, first getting in on the back of working class dissatisfaction with a vaguely populst tone, now drifting increasingly liberal and managerial as "civil society" types realise that they don't pose a threat (And even if they do, even if independence is painful, it won't be the lawyers who'll pay the price...) but do offer a much more effective way to stand up for their sectional interests.
>> No. 96025 Anonymous
14th June 2022
Tuesday 10:45 am
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>>96024
I have doubts that the people counting the ballots make a note of the way in which they're spoiled. It's either a vote for someone or it's in the bin.
>> No. 96026 Anonymous
14th June 2022
Tuesday 3:35 pm
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>>96025
If everyone spoilt their ballots, I assume the news would interview some of the counters and see if they could offer any insights into why. Then Jayda's message would make it onto TV screens as the incumbent sashays to victory.
>> No. 96029 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 12:09 am
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>>96025
As someone who has attended several counts, I can confirm that spoiled and doubtful ballots are shown to the candidates and their agents so they can confirm they are indeed spoiled, but they are flicked through so quickly that there is no time to read them so it's never worth writing an essay.

I remember one time someone had done a very impressively detailed drawing of a dragon or something and the returning officer actually paused so everyone could examine it, but it's otherwise very rare anyone will actually read a spoiled ballot.
>> No. 96030 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 12:55 am
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This. There was also that time a few years back when someone drew a fantastic cock and balls on their ballot paper, but one of the agents argued that the member was entirely within their candidate's box and should therefore be counted as a valid vote, and the RO agreed.
>> No. 96031 Anonymous
15th June 2022
Wednesday 1:33 am
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>>96030

Glyn Davies was very grateful for the support.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-32658907
>> No. 96051 Anonymous
26th June 2022
Sunday 5:12 pm
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>Labour should categorically refuse to back demands from airline workers for a pay rise of about 10% in order to show it is serious about seeking negotiated outcomes to disputes, David Lammy has said.
>https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jun/26/labour-heathrow-airline-staff-pay-dispute-unions-david-lammy
Sodding bellends. What is it with this centrist desire to have no influence on public opinion at all? The main reason people were unhappy with the rail strikes was because they were lied to by the right-wing press that it was a drivers strike. Despite Starmer's apparent uncomfortableness with this fact, he is actually one of the most famous men in the country, simply by way of being the leader of the opposition, he has a platform. Did they not learn from 2019 how easy it is to get absolutely shafted if you let the party get blown about by the hot air of your opponents? The result in Wakefield was ace, but it's not like the Tory candidate lost his deposit. Getting back to 2015/17 levels of Labour MPs obviously isn't enough.
>> No. 96052 Anonymous
26th June 2022
Sunday 6:20 pm
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Lammy is definitely one of the muppets they need rid of. Isn't he also currently under investigation for breaking the rules on second incomes?

They've just got too many like that. Emily Thornberry is another example. You hear her speak and it's obvious she's just another dim witted but privately educated cunt, cut from exactly the same cloth as Boris or Truss. They criticise the Tories for their lies and rule breaking, but they would be doing exactly the same if they were in office. These are people who believe it is their divine right to govern, who take their positions entirely for granted.

Labour can never oppose the Tories as long as it has people like that on its front bench. They can try chase the moderate, sensible centrist vote if they want, but they can't make the New Labour lightning strike twice. Which means they can't afford to have politicians who make the England football team look good at their job as thair main representatives.
>> No. 96053 Anonymous
26th June 2022
Sunday 6:27 pm
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Look, England lost a couple of matches at the end of a very long season in a competition that no cunt cared about. It's a bit embarrassing, but this is the same lot who got to a World Cup semi-final and the Euro final. We're a nation of Newcastle fans when it comes to international matches.

All the other stuff you said is basically correct. Though I think Lammy's comments have more to do with what Starmer wants him to say than Lammy's own ability or lack thereof, but that's semantics I suppose.
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26th June 2022
Sunday 7:31 pm
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The public is lukewarm at best to strikes and Labour has to rebuild their image as a party you would remotely trust with the economy. I know you view everything through an ideological lens but you should be able to understand why Bojo-Haram is painting Kier as a supporter of the strikes at every PMQ.
>> No. 96057 Anonymous
26th June 2022
Sunday 9:41 pm
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This sort of thinking is why Labour will never win a general election again. A perfect combination of thinking too much about policy and not enough about marketing, then trying to have your policy do your marketing for you. Johnson is going to paint Labour as pro-Strike no matter what they do. Labour posturing as anti-strike isn't going to win over a single anti-strike Tory or make them look remotely more economically credible, but it may remind core Labour voters that the Labour party couldn't give a toss about them, and god-willing it'll teach trade unions they'd be better burning money than pissing it away on a Labour party with no interest whatsoever in organised Labour. The press might pretend they're enjoying Labour's little policy-based-pissabout, but come the election campaign they'll turn on Labour in the blink of an eye and Labour'll have long blown their chance to market themselves as something better.

The cheap counterargument would be to go "Oh, but Major couldn't make Blair look soft on crime! Tanks-on-the-lawn works!", to which the counterargument is that Keir Starmer isn't 1990s Tony Blair. He's barely even 1990s Jeremy Corbyn. Labour frontbenches, like the coffin dodging Tories the current crop think they can court, have been in the advanced stages of cognitive decline for decades.
>> No. 96058 Anonymous
26th June 2022
Sunday 10:42 pm
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Hey, it's you again. How would YOU handle Labour's marketing then? They're marketing themselves as a less corrupt and venal version of the party that won a landslide, and it is undeniably working compared to what they tried before. You want Labour to focus on marketing instead of policy, but that's exactly what they're doing: sitting on the fence for everything and promoting themselves as just a better Conservative Party.
>> No. 96059 Anonymous
27th June 2022
Monday 12:12 am
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>it may remind core Labour voters that the Labour party couldn't give a toss about them

Momentum aren't Labour core voters.
>> No. 96060 Anonymous
27th June 2022
Monday 12:52 am
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>> No. 96061 Anonymous
27th June 2022
Monday 1:27 am
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>How would YOU handle Labour's marketing then?
Realistically: I'd find out the party hasn't got the money or the level of centralised control that I'd want, phone it in, and offer to trade the Tories internal strategy documents in exchange for a peerage.
Fantastically: I'd ditch Starmer because he doesn't look the part and parachute an attractive leftish actor (or 20) into a safe seat to take over because the PLP are the biggest gang of duds on the planet, then I'd spend lots of money so that the country is seeing footage of him going around looking like a prime minister. "We're a less corrupt and venal Tory Party!" is still a policy pitch, or a political pitch. What you want is a visual pitch. The words coming out of the leader's mouth are nowhere near as important as how he says them. (This is why it's important to have an actor for a leader, so you can focus on delivery rather than content.)
For minimalism's sake I'd make the slogan "time for change" and I'd have it repeated more often than "long term economic plan" and "strong and stable" combined, starting from the minute the new leader comes in. None of Labour's stupid habit of chopping and changing a paragraph-long slogan every six months so that no message sticks.

Now obviously that's an exaggerated and unrealistic plan, but it's illustrative of why I'm so pessimistic for Labour's prospects. They're obsessed with changing the script when the problem is the actors, and the script re-writes are all plagarised crap from a previous production where, once again, the actors were the most important factor for success. If you want economic credibility the first thing you need is personal credibility for the leader. 90s Tony Blair could sell The Communist Manifesto far more credibly than Michael Foot could sell New Labour, New Life for Britain.

I wouldn't regard any of this as new either. J.G. Ballard was talking about Reagan (an actor, of course) embodying this sort of thing decades ago.
>In his commercials Reagan used the smooth, teleprompter-perfect tones of the TV auto-salesman to project a political message that was absolutely the reverse of bland and reassuring. A complete discontinuity existed between Reagan's manner and body language, on the one hand, and his scarily simplistic far-right message on the other. Above all, it struck me that Reagan was the first politician to exploit the fact that his TV audience would not be listening too closely, if at all, to what he was saying, and indeed might well assume from his manner and presentation that he was saying the exact opposite of the words actually emerging from his mouth.
>> No. 96062 Anonymous
27th June 2022
Monday 1:55 am
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The thing is, I think it's worth pointing out times have changed. There's that old adage about "always fighting the last election" and whatnot, but where we are right now represents a sea change. The political circumstances of the last ten years more or less made it impossible for Labour to have won, even if they weren't a set of retards, but it's not as if the Tories have had top talent on the field either. That tide is turning, because we've gone over the hump of the political problems that gave the Tories an advantage, and now the shoe is gradually sliding onto the other foot.

Labour have a chance of winning not because of their own talent or some electoral master-stroke, but because it is most certainly the Tory's turn to go off into the long grass. The Tories are out of ideas, they've used up all their ammo, and their own decisions are coming back on them. There's only so long they can keep playing the Brexit card, as we fail to see any benefit from it materialise; there's only so long they can keep banging the "financial responsibility" drum as our economy nosedives; there's only so long they can play the whole "Labour hate the country" game as long as their party is primarily characterised by corruption and breaking the rules. All the traditional reasons the Tory party has been able to scare people off voting Labour for the last several elections are now either irrelevant, or apply equally to themselves.

It's easy to get swept up in the broadsheet analysis and pretend it's all some deeply complex and convoluted system where Machiavellian plots and clever PR coups win the day, but it's not. Politicians have always been incompetent dickheads nobody likes. Even the likes of Churchill, who get mythologised so heavily today, had plenty of critics who thought he was a dangerous alkie charlatan. What Labour have to do is play it safe, let the Tories score enough own goals to do themselves in, and then they can set the narrative about why they won for the next time. That's how the process of power transfer works. Kieth, for all his flaws, seems to understand this very well.

Al he has to do is not fuck up. I don't like the guy, but unlike a lot of politicians, I don't think he's thick. I think he knows the game.
>> No. 96063 Anonymous
27th June 2022
Monday 8:52 am
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I'm all for "oppositions don't win elections, governments lose them" but I'm not convinced the government's dead yet. With Johnson, you're going to run into a personality contest, which he'll likely win simply by virtue of having one - even if people loathe him. If Johnson goes, you've got a shiny new Tory leader who'll unveil all of their brilliant ideas... just as soon as you vote for him. And he'll probably have a personality of sorts too - Jeremy Hunt speaks Japanese! Gove likes to dance! Liz Truss has the Cheese thing and is apparently going by male pronouns now...

The problem with comparing Labour and the Tories is that on economic policy and on corruption is that the Tories have always talked bollocks on economics and always been a gang of crooks and thieves. On being out of ideas, you run into the problem that Labour's been desperate to demonstrate it hasn't got any either. (I'm sure someone here could name one, but I'm equally sure I'd reply "That's not an idea, that's Temazepam in press release form.") The result is that you get two parties with at-best-flawed leaders promising nothing of note. When they're so evenly matched, the Tories tend to win. The distinct impression I get is of 2015, which digs back up one of the Tory scares you didn't mention - Labour in the pocket of the SNP. (On current polling it'd be Plaid Cymru and the SDLP, but I'm neither convinced that will hold nor convinced that a Tory scare campaign is particularly concerned with psephological accuracy)

The only thing I'll give Labour is that Starmer's most recent Guardian article is filled with the word "Change" which is the theme I'd recommended, even if I now suspect the Tories are going to win promising stability in uncertain times (Why times are uncertain, who's to say?) and the devil you know while Labour muddles together some slogan about Firm Fairness for a Future Britain, too vacuous to inspire hope and too anodyne to choose out of spite.
>> No. 96064 Anonymous
27th June 2022
Monday 9:47 am
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While I'm sure someone will try and dig out that quote about how far ahead people should be, it's worth noting that this means that since his first day in the job Starmer has effective achieved a 35 point turnaround.

And thanks to our electoral system, this sort of margin would only be good enough to depose the current government rather than forming a majority government of their own.
>> No. 96065 Anonymous
27th June 2022
Monday 10:01 am
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We talk about the electorate as an undifferentiated mass, which is a terrible mistake. A general election isn't a contest between two leaders, it's 650 contests with an over-arching theme.

The two by-elections this week bode incredibly poorly for Johnson and the government in general. A lot of people who voted Tory for the first time in 2019 feel betrayed by Johnson because he Got Brexit Done and nothing really changed, because Levelling Up has thus far only delivered more food banks, because the constant barrage of scandal is making them feel like mugs. Wakey is an edge case for all sorts of reasons, but it follows the broader trend of polling - Johnson is pissing away his lead among non-university-educated Northerners. It's possible that those voters could be won back by a different candidate now that they've broken the taboo of voting Tory, but it's equally possible that they feel they've had an object lesson in why their parents always said "never vote Tory".

At the other end of the spectrum, the Tories suffered a colossal defeat in Tiverton and Honiton, which mirrors the previous defeat in North Shropshire. Boris has deeply alienated a lot of loyal Tory voters in what were once safe Tory seats. The Lib Dems do tend to perform better in by-elections, but they've got a real chance of having a "Red Wall" moment and radically altering the political map, picking up swathes of small-c Conservative voters who are turned off by the nationalist and populist direction that the party has taken.

That's a really difficult dilemma for Johnson or whoever succeeds him - anything they do to hold on to seats like Workington and Grimsby is likely to cost them traditional Tory seats in the south and vice-versa. People couldn't really articulate why they liked Boris in 2019, but he connected with parts of the electorate that were never traditionally inclined to vote Tory without alienating loyal Tory voters. Three years in government have shattered that image and the Brexit battle saw a lot of important policy thinkers (Gauke, Greening, Grieve, Hammond) replaced with completely inexperienced MPs who still haven't been integrated into the party machinery.

The next general election is winnable for the Tories, but it's difficult to see how. Johnson is pretty much beyond rehabilitation, but he's determined to remain in office. If they want to go into the next general election with a new leader, they need time to rebuild their imaging and reset the agenda, which Johnson is unlikely to give them. Unless Labour spectacularly fuck it up and lose the election on unforced errors, then the Tories will need to pull off something spectacular.

Truss looks and sounds too much like a brain-damaged Theresa May to inspire any amount of excitement. Hunt is the bastard who tried to murder ARE BEUTIFUL NHS. Sunak is utterly tainted by tax-dodging and the cost of living crisis. Gove looks like a frog that has been run over. A good candidate isn't enough to replace Johnson, because he built a unique coalition around a cult of personality and then made most of that coalition feel betrayed for a variety of different and often contradictory reasons. The Tories need someone exceptional to put all those pieces back together and I can't see where they would find that person.

Starmer is boring, but that's enough given the circumstances.
>> No. 96066 Anonymous
27th June 2022
Monday 10:08 am
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I'm not talking about being out of ideas on policy. I'm talking about being out of ideas on how to propagandise their way to victory.

They got themselves here with a simple narrative about the benefits fraud and the immigrants. All that tabloid white noise for years and years that I remember throughout my teens and early adulthood, that's all it was ever about. That's what put people off Labour. "Well they want to bring in bloody bongos until there's no room left and give 'em all free houses don't they!", that was the achilles heel that brought Labour down, and it's what kept the current government in power for a long time. It's why they eventually had no choice but to hold the Brexit referendum, to stop UKIP splitting their vote. They made a Faustian bargain by unleashing that old National Front undercurrent of working class patriotism and instinctual xenophobia, and Mephistopheles will be coming to collect soon.

Now, for the first time I can remember, none of those issues are at the front of the public's mind. We've got our way and got the Brexit, so obviously the immigrants are solved. The benefits system has been cut down as far as you possibly can without outright starving people to death, so nobody can claim they're the ones ruining the economy. But more importantly, the papers haven't been running those sorts of story for a long time, so it's fallen out of the public consciousness. They're desperately trying to keep that flame burning with shite like the Rwanda plan, but it's not working. It's not touching the sides. People are feeling very real economic pain, and there's no convenient narrative to blame it all on. So the blame falls squarely at their own feet.

Their time's not up just yet, to be sure, but we've come out of a period of extremely unusual political tides, and fallen somehow into a very conventional and easily understood one. Prices going up, everyone getting worse off, and the government basically telling us "lol deal with it". That's very easy to capitalise on even for a party as pathologically averse to imagination as Labour- Hopefully, they will pay someone to have an imagination for them.
>> No. 96067 Anonymous
27th June 2022
Monday 10:39 am
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Also the last visible sign of ARE CUNTRY BEING FLOODED WITH THEM BONGOS is the channel crossings, which can't possibly be blamed on Labour.

What tickles me about the current moment is that it's basically 1978 but with the roles reversed. Labour got their reputation for being shit with money in the 1970s, when inflation was running rampant and the unions were striking for 15% pay rises. Wilson and Callaghan made a lot of genuine mistakes, but they were also the victims of unavoidable bad luck, particularly with a massive increase in oil prices coinciding with a global recession.

The current crisis could have implications that last for decades.
>> No. 96082 Anonymous
28th June 2022
Tuesday 9:18 pm
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This is the exact mindset I'm talking about. Even if Starmer runs full pelt away from every vaguely leftwing cause, he's still going to be labled a bloody red communist by the likes of Johnson, his cabinet and his allies in the media and in business. I'm not saying Starmer call a new international, form people's militias and start a revolution, what I am saying is that you have to take a hold of the narrative or it will leave you behind, or worse be turned against you wholesale. I already explained why much of the population is lukewarm on strikes, because the only people setting the agenda about them are right-wing politicians and media. If you're going to be forced the share the responsibility for the strikes no matter what, then you may as well make the case for them. Even if you aren't wholly in support of them, the idea that the opposition can be seen to have effectively no opinion on massive, nationwide strike actions is absurd. It makes Starmer, and Labour as a whole, look like a nonentity. Also absurd is the thought that "oh well, people don't like strikes, what could we, the Labour Party, possibly do to change minds on this issue?" This is nothing to do with ideology, this is everything to do with practicality. It's certainly no more ideological than pretending to have nothing to say about anything, no matter how hard you try to arbitrarilly draw the line at which "sensible politics" ends and "dangerous ideology" begins.

There's also the risk that come election time, no one will know what Labour are going to do if they are elected. Will a few weeks really be enough time to impose themselves on the minds of the British public? What if some new, colossal, monstrous news story is hogging the news coverage? A Third World War or a COVID-19 variant the size of a Staffordshire Bull Terrier? If you spend four years playing the political umpire people might not find it credible when you suddenly climb down and pick up a racket.
>> No. 96083 Anonymous
28th June 2022
Tuesday 10:34 pm
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I share your frustrations in the Labour is unwilling to take the swan by the neck (is that a saying or have I made it up?), but at the same time, too much pragmatism becomes a dangerous ideology all of its own, I fear.

The trouble with strikes and a good old fashioned people's movement these days, is that the only people who are still unionised, and still have enough clout that their union actually matters, are pretty well off already. You know, because they are unionised, and because their union has clout. So we could see a near total public service strike, but it'd be dead easy for the papers to write it off, and always will be. GP's are moaning that they might have to work Saturdays, for instance, and I'm sorry, but even as a dyed in the wool red and NHS worker myself, I simply have no sympathy at all there. I mean, cry me a fucking river. Know what I mean?

The people who need to be striking are the people who are always forgotten about at the edges of the NHS, people who are buried in boring admit jobs at your local council, people who are criminally undervalued but nevertheless vital to the running of the country. People who it can't be argued are spoiled already. People who you can't spin to look like they're making unreasonable demands.

That's stage one of the problem, but stage two is actually having the influence to get your message across. The media will never be the left's friend, so there needs to be actual grassroots support. You can't seize the narrative if nobody will print what you say, if nobody on TV will give you airtime, and when they do, it's only an invitation to dig yourself a hole. That's the part that's really hobbling Labour these days.
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29th June 2022
Wednesday 12:35 am
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>That's stage one of the problem, but stage two is actually having the influence to get your message across. The media will never be the left's friend, so there needs to be actual grassroots support. You can't seize the narrative if nobody will print what you say, if nobody on TV will give you airtime, and when they do, it's only an invitation to dig yourself a hole. That's the part that's really hobbling Labour these days.
I'm reminded of these lines from https://www.compassonline.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Compass-Reclaiming-Modernity-Beyond-markets_-2.pdf again.
Worse, I'm reminded that Labour's still stuck in the same trap. It seems probable that, whatever else it does, the next Labour government will do nothing to make it easier for the Labour government after that to take office.

Labour could do with an actual cynical-pragmatic faction, rather than the status-quo seekers that currently make up the "pragmatists". Imagine a gang of sociopaths who couldn't care less about workers, but want to give unions more rights because it'll mean more membership subs, which they can convince unions to donate to Labour so they can continue sitting around the cabinet table. Or at the very least a few Shirley Porters in local government sticking homeless shelters in the wards that don't vote Labour...
>> No. 96251 Anonymous
8th July 2022
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>> No. 96252 Anonymous
8th July 2022
Friday 12:36 pm
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>> No. 96253 Anonymous
8th July 2022
Friday 1:29 pm
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I knew this would happen and I am ecstatic that the Tory press now has to eat shit, but really, it would have been quite unique I think to see the leaders of both main parties forced to resign in the same week. The ultimate reset. What would have happened if Keir had stood down and then Boris called a general election after all? Could there even be a general election between two headless parties?
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8th July 2022
Friday 1:48 pm
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I'm sure this wasn't at all motivated in a Labour dominated city by the political implications of Kier getting fined for a beer.

You heard me.
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8th July 2022
Friday 3:30 pm
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In what way? How? Come on, I'm waiting.

This was the job of police and crime commissioners all along, to obfuscate reality and create more layers of BS between the people and parliament.
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8th July 2022
Friday 3:40 pm
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It's specifically a discretionary decision. We know Starmer had a pint in breach of lockdown rules, the 'no case to answer' is misleading because there's been a police investigation on the matter and the decision is fine or no fine.

Had this happened in a Conservative heartland then a fine would've followed. Had we still been recognising the pandemic exists and Kier was a normal bloke then he would have a fine. This whole incident wasn't nearly as taking the piss as No10 but both figures have made this seem a black and white issue with it being nothing of the sort.
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8th July 2022
Friday 4:54 pm
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>We know Starmer had a pint in breach of lockdown rules
Can you show us this rule against alcohol consumption? A lot of my family would be pretty fucked if it were illegal to drink during the pandemic.
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8th July 2022
Friday 5:15 pm
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>>96256

>We know Starmer had a pint in breach of lockdown rules

He didn't break the rules. "No case to answer" literally means that the police do not believe there is any evidence that a crime has taken place. They had clear video footage of him drinking a beer, but that's not evidence of a crime because it was never illegal to drink a beer.

The gathering that Starmer was present at was clearly essential for work purposes. As part of the same continuous gathering, people who were present for work purposes incidentally had food and drink. A lawful gathering does not stop being lawful if some part of the gathering is not essential for work purposes.

The fines issued to staff at Downing Street were issued because groups of people were gathering without any legitimate work purpose. They were going into a room with a group of other people in the full knowledge that their presence in the room had no work purpose, risking the spread of the virus for no legitimate reason.

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>> No. 96259 Anonymous
8th July 2022
Friday 5:57 pm
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I'd like to submit that since being a politician isn't a proper job nothing any of them do constitutes "work purposes" and as such they should be sacked for all the jaunts they took to parliament. They can be left unreplaced: The civil service can keep the country ticking over through a much more graceful managed decline, and if people miss elections that much they can just obsess over the composition of their local authority instead.
>> No. 96260 Anonymous
8th July 2022
Friday 9:10 pm
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>>96256
A simple "no, I don't" will suffice in the future.

>>96259
Were the country "ticking over" at all you might have a point.
>> No. 96274 Anonymous
9th July 2022
Saturday 5:29 am
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Can you imagine how ape sections of the print media would be going if a Labour MP had done this? She'd have to quit the shadow cabinet, Starmer would apologise to the voters and it would be opined on as a symptom of Labour's rot for months.

I'm not saying anything remotely revelatory, but I can't let it pass unremarked.
>> No. 96275 Anonymous
9th July 2022
Saturday 5:30 am
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This.
>> No. 96278 Anonymous
9th July 2022
Saturday 1:42 pm
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>>96275
She has apologised. What a coward.
>> No. 96469 Anonymous
19th July 2022
Tuesday 10:46 pm
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So I've looked at the Forde report, but I've not seen any clear instructions on who to blow up with a tank. Any ideas?
>> No. 96470 Anonymous
19th July 2022
Tuesday 10:54 pm
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>>96469

You have to read between the lines. What are all the numbers mentioned? See if they're a cipher.
>> No. 96471 Anonymous
19th July 2022
Tuesday 11:09 pm
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>>96469
I can't help you pick a target, but once you've got one I suggest you ring a little bell for each shell that hits it.
>> No. 96472 Anonymous
20th July 2022
Wednesday 8:20 am
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>the Forde report

Weird reading, that. It confirms what everyone basically already knew, but it leaves everything annoyingly ambiguous enough that there's no conclusion to anything. Not surprising, but weird.

Marxlad and the Jezza massive can conclude that they were right and the allegations of anti-semitism were exaggerated smears designed to take them down, but Baddiellad and the JC editorial staff to spin it that they were right and Corbyn's Labour was basically Goebbel's interior office. The report directly acknowledges that both sides were at it, which shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who knows what political power is and how it works, but you can tell which bits are going to be cherrypicked and misrepresented where convenient.

When I'm leader of the Labour Party I'm going to just come out and say "Right, time's up. Poofs and browns out, this party is racist now" and then that'll be the end of it. Let's see how they deal with that one, eh. Can't launch a covert smear campaign to discredit me with something I openly acknowledge.
>> No. 96528 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 10:14 am
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Maybe the details will change my mind, but the statements preceding todays Labour Party anouncements are leading me to one very specific conclusion, and it's that I really hope Keir Starmer gets prostate cancer.

>The approach to growth I have set out today will challenge my party’s instincts.
>It pushes us to care as much about growth and productivity, as we have done about redistribution and investment in the past. Not to hark back to our old ideas in the face of new challenges.

The Democratic Party's UK branch.
>> No. 96529 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 10:17 am
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>>96528

It's just more Blairite neoliberalism isn't it?
>> No. 96530 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 10:29 am
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>>96529
No, it's worse than that, it's nothing. There's no vision, no ideas, nothing. Starmer has achieved nothing short of complete ideological desertification. We had a decade of growth, and do you know what happened? People got poorer, homelessness increased, house prices spiraled, the NHS struggled, wages hardly budged; I could go on, but I'll just assume you've been conscious for most of it as I have.

Starmer's speech will begin in a few minutes, but I doubt it'll be anything more than continued, useless, finger wagging at anyone with an idea in their head.

You should have put a comma after "neoliberalism" btw.
>> No. 96531 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 10:46 am
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Eurgh... he went "growth, growth, growth" and then he went on about how "we will reject the siren calls from the right... or the left, that say economic growth and net zero do not go together". Who's said that? Who the fuck is he talking about?

Whatever, you can read the live blogs, I'm going to commit suicide.
>> No. 96532 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 10:48 am
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>>96528
There's something cosmically funny about reheated new Labour. "We're not going to hark back to our old ideas" i declare, trying to channel Blair, who at least had half of a new idea when he did it.

>>96530
To be charitable (and pre-empt someone else doing it) we've had growth, but not productivity growth. Not that Labour has actually been historically unconcerned with productivity (the whole Wilson era Department for Economic Affairs MinTech NEDC-NEDO experiment didn't come about as a way of killing time, and "old Labour" is far better understood as a productivist party than as a welfarist one, but that's another story. I recommend David Edgerton's book.) and not that Starmer's Labour have any good ideas for how to get it going again, or indeed any ideas whatsoever.

Starmer's an impressive sort of political void. There's a void like Brexit, where you can project whatever fantasies you have onto it in a way that makes it more desirable to vote for, and there's a void like Starmer which seems to do the opposite - whatever you want, he can reassure you that he's not offering anything like that. I'd place my bets that he's going to die on his arse in an election campaign simply by finding himself de-facto absent from it.
>> No. 96533 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 11:06 am
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>>96531
>Who's said that? Who the fuck is he talking about?
Environmentalists, mainly. Earth is functionally a closed system in this context, you can't have infinite growth in a closed system. Growth means more consumerism, more money poured into fossil fuels, and offsetting just doesn't work. What's urgently needed is degrowth.
Also these people
https://www.worldfinance.com/strategy/why-gdp-is-no-longer-the-most-effective-measure-of-economic-success
>> No. 96534 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 11:29 am
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>>96528

>The Democratic Party's UK branch.

Nah, it's not quite that bad. Don't drink the Yank politics kool aid; the Democrats are not Labour and the Republicans are not the Tories. The Dems are significantly to the right of the Tories. I see a lot of fatalism on the British left because they're fallen into this mindset of seeing British politics as a mirror of Yank politics, and I can't help but feel that it's exactly what somebody out there wants you to think.

It might be bleak having a bloke who's slightly overqualified as the manager of your local branch of Lloyds squaring up to be the next prime minister, but if you look at the data, Blair's Labour still made considerable improvements to the conditions of the average person's life. For all their mistakes and missteps, they brought down homelessness, brought down child poverty, drug dependency plummeted, there was a lot that they actually achieved. As much as you might dislike the centrist Labour lot, and believe me I share your displeasure, it's really not comparable to the way the Yank parties are two sides of the exact same coin. There are real reasons to vote for Labour over the Tories, rather than just the tribal loyalty and vapid idpol American elections run on.

British politics also has another edge over Yanks politics- We have viable third parties. The Greens or LibDems aren't going to be winning elections any time soon, but they have an important effect on the larger parties, and if you have any reason to dispute this point, just consider how powerful an effect UKIP had on our political landscape, for a party that barely even won a seat.
>> No. 96535 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 12:06 pm
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>>96534
Look, I don't mean to be rude, but you don't need to patronise me to death over every flippent remark I make. I did not write out a misguided treatise on why the two are one and the same, I just wanted to tie the two's attitude to sitting back and not effecting change for the better and I did so in a single sentense. Perhaps it is you who should be learning from me, given how unnecessarily longwinded your own post was.
>> No. 96536 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 1:28 pm
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>>96535

No need to take it so personally lad. You're not the centre of the universe, I just quoted a remark you made. Do you always have to be the centre of attention?
>> No. 96537 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 1:31 pm
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>>96536
Only when people rake over every atom of something I've said in a direct reply to the post in which I said the something in question, you gormless waste of flesh.
>> No. 96538 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 2:20 pm
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>>96537

Go have a wank and a ciggie lad, jesus.
>> No. 96539 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 2:31 pm
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>>96538
Don't act all shocked and upset after your passive aggressive shit about "you're not the centre of the universe". It's not my fault only the victim of a botched lobotomy looking for something to put them to sleep would want to read your obvious and meandering thoughts on the differences between Labour and the Democratic Party.
>> No. 96540 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 3:15 pm
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Complete the set: A Democratic party run by corrupt oligarchs, A Labour party opposed to industrial action, and a...
>> No. 96541 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 3:28 pm
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>>96539

>Don't act all shocked and upset

You're the one having a teary like a bird on the rag, christ. Perhaps you are just a bit bumsore that we're not all prepared to indulge your twitter-tier seething about how irreparably fucked the Labour party is by comparing it to the Democrats?

I can only imagine how that little rage stiffy you've got right now will be when a boring moderate like Keith playing it safe against a walking disaster like Liz Truss proves successful, and I look forward to drinking your continued salty tears when a reasonable social democratic party makes things better for everyone, because you'd rather have suffered for another decade under the Tories holding out for a full socialist revolution, than compromise to something as terrible as that.

Stop being such a fanny.
>> No. 96543 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 3:44 pm
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It sure is r/enlightenedcentrism in here.
>> No. 96544 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 3:55 pm
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>>96541
Ah, yes, all those things I never said or believed in the first place, you stupid cunt. All I fucking said was "don't patronise me", but feel free to imagine a world of bullshit instead and get increasingly detached from reality in the process. All I fucking said, all I wanted, was to not be patronised by you, but you can't fucking help yourself. I don't even have a fucking Twitter account, you fantasist twat.

Being fed up with Labour's lukewarm policies isn't whatever the fuck a "rage stiffy" is. Blair's Labour had solid policies and an ideology it wanted to deliver, Starmer's Labour has none of that. You don't have to be an Old Bolshevik to think that it's a bad idea to wait until two weeks before a GE to have an opinion. That was one of the reasons, of many, Labour shat the bed in 2019. Because an entire raft of policies, from Brexit to broadband, appeared out of the blue and weren't taken seriously, nor could they be promoted capably, as a result. What if Liz Truss doesn't fuck up literally every second of the day as PM? What if Sunak pips her to it and his Gideon Osborne schtick takes against all odds? If Starmer likes football so much he should know what a bad idea it can be to sit deep for 90 minutes and hope for the best.

Oh, by the way, fucking hang yourself, you sexist prick.
>> No. 96545 Anonymous
25th July 2022
Monday 4:03 pm
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>>96544

You were never being patronised, you daft twat. Well, I mean you are now, because you continue to act like a 2003 era internet tough guy, and it's irresistible not to continue to provoke your impotent rage, but still.
>> No. 96616 Anonymous
15th August 2022
Monday 11:35 am
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Good news about Labour's energy policy! They have one! Fingers cross Starmer notices the positive attention that can be had by having a solution to a problem and he finally realises what politics is.
>> No. 96617 Anonymous
15th August 2022
Monday 1:09 pm
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>>96616
BBC lunchtime news seemed to be largely shitting on it.
>> No. 96618 Anonymous
15th August 2022
Monday 2:20 pm
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>>96617

Tobe expected. As ambivalent as I am about Starmer, I can't help but feeling viewpoints like >>96616 come from either a position of complete naivety, or having a woefully short memory span.

Like it or not, it is largely better for Labour to just keep their gobs shut, because no matter what they say, it will be shit on seven different ways. They make the most modest proposals and right leaning press will still call it loony lefty ultra-communism, the left leaning press will still wring it's hands and say it's too moderate, and if it's actually any good, the Tories will just outright nick it. They never win.

For all his flaws, at least Starmer knows this.
>> No. 96619 Anonymous
15th August 2022
Monday 4:10 pm
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>>96618
In a crisis like this, the government nicking good policies is a good thing, because people dying and the economy collapsing really isn't anything to be playing the politics of "denying the other lot a win" over.
>> No. 96620 Anonymous
15th August 2022
Monday 4:26 pm
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>>96619

The trouble is the Tories don't put their nicked policies into action, they just pretend, make a load of noise about it to ensure they win the election, and then loads of people keep dying and the economy keep collapsing.

Do yourself a favour and look into how many of the 40 "new hospitals" Boris promised have actually materialised. Spoiler: Not even one. It shouldn't exactly come as a surprise that they're lying bastards who haven't done a single thing they said they would, but somehow people actually believed that Boris' populist campaign pulled the Tories to the left. They actually believed "levelling up" the North was a thing that would happen in any way shape or form.

The only solution is getting the Tories out. It doesn't matter if the Coryinites are too stubborn and principled and think Kier is no better, fuck them. It doesn't matter if the Guardianistas turn their noses up at it because they'd prefer the LibDems, fuck them. The Tories have to go in the same way that stopping the bleeding is the first priority when someone's been stabbed in the neck. There isn't the time or luxury to be principled about it, we just need those crooks out, and then we can worry about what next.
>> No. 96624 Anonymous
15th August 2022
Monday 9:26 pm
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>>96618
I'm not naive. When the right-wing print media start slating Starmer for trying to show how government could solve problems the country is facing, sure, it'll convince a certain amount of their rabid goons he's a hyper-commie, an eco-luvie a child eater. However, many of people can and will see the value in those ideas, even after they've been filtered through the lens of rightist horseshit by the likes of The Telegraph and Mail. You're not some kind of special genius for knowing these papers chat a load of shit, and even half-wits will notice that millions being plunged into debt, an eviscerated civil service and a PM who no longer pays any mind to reality itself is a bad way to go. Starmer would look like a complete buffoon if he stood by and let the next six months play out without so much as a whisper of counter-policy. Even if the Tories do nick Labour policy, Labour can still point to that and say "look, that was our plan and even the Conservatives knew it was good".

>>96620
>It doesn't matter if the Coryinites are too stubborn and principled and think Kier is no better, fuck them.
It's not about being "too stubborn and principled" it's about taking the Tory Party apart like a pig in a butchers shop, not spending another five years on intercine bullshit or being scared of your own shadow because a newspaper who will lie through it's teeth about you anyway, might not like what you have to say.
>> No. 96626 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 12:40 am
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>>96625
>It seems a bit short-sighted to reverse support for productivity investments during a period of extremely constrained supply and rising inflation.
Would these be the investments that the energy producers were saying they were already making anyway even without that support?
>> No. 96628 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 3:13 am
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>>96627
If I were being offered taxpayer-funded support to do a thing I was already going to do and had no intention of not doing, I wouldn't come out against it either. That's more or less free money.

At that point, it's not so much an incentive as it is a handout, and I think we can do better in a social and economic crisis than giving billion-pound handouts to companies making record-breaking billion-pound profits. There doesn't seem to be any risk of them stopping the investments that they already committed to or cutting back on the dividends. If anything, now is probably a very good time to be a shareholder in the sector.
>> No. 96629 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 4:01 am
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>>96625
Basically. We've become poorer because energy is more expensive and can't accept it. The 'assistance' amounts to pretending we are as rich as we were before, when we are not.

Ultimately the supply is not going to increase short term so the price will be enormous because there's simply not enough of it. Government action to subsidise it does not create more gas or make it cheaper, just moves around when it's paid for.
>> No. 96630 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 4:24 am
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>>96629
>Government action to subsidise it does not create more gas or make it cheaper, just moves around when it's paid for.
Which is fine when it's the paying for it part that's the problem. The government could quite easily say to retailers that they'll pay an amount per MWh, and recover a significant chunk of that money from the producers via a windfall tax.

If they don't do anything about the prices actually hitting people's pockets, there is a serious possibility of economic catastrophe. If nobody can afford to buy anything, the people that make and sell the things are out of a job. If people can't pay their rent or mortgage, there's the prospect of mass homelessness and/or banks ending up with piles of debt they can't collect and properties they can't sell. 2008 will look like a minor inconvenience.

What we're going through isn't a natural occurrence, or a typical part of the economic cycle. It's a crisis that can only be handled through government action, and how much pain we have to put up with will be almost entirely a political choice.
>> No. 96631 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 6:24 am
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>>96630

> The government could quite easily say to retailers that they'll pay an amount per MWh, and recover a significant chunk of that money from the producers via a windfall tax.

The windfall tax argument has been massively over-sold. Oil and gas produced in the UK is subject to a 30% ringfence tax, on top of 19% corporation tax and the 25% energy tax levy. Putting their tax rate up to 100% would likely only net us a few billion extra; that might sound like a lot, but a billion quid only works out to £45 per household.

We import most of our gas from companies based outside the UK. If we don't want to pay market prices for that gas, someone else will. We can say "fuck off, we're not paying that", but we'll have to impose rationing. We might have to impose rationing anyway, because nearly a third of our gas comes via pipeline from Norway and their oil and gas workers are on strike.

Prices have gone up because there isn't enough to go around. That's the inescapable truth at the heart of all of this. Any government response has to recognise that.

A recession caused by increased energy prices is bad, but all the alternatives will increase inflation which isn't necessarily any better. We need to be particularly careful about protecting the strength of the pound, because weakening exchange rates just make everything even harder.

It's a crisis, but I'm not sure it's a crisis that can be "handled". All of the options are painful. To some extent we can reduce that pain, but mostly our choices are about what kind of pain, how long we drag it out for and what risks we're willing to take.


>> No. 96632 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 8:42 am
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>>96631
>If we don't want to pay market prices for that gas, someone else will.
Nobody's suggesting we don't pay market prices for gas. (Apart perhaps from those suggesting we nationalise the gas fields, which is not entirely a bad idea.) Wholesale electricity rates spiked at over £600/MWh during the evening peak last night. It would be open to the government to say to retailers "From October we'll pay you £200/MWh, but in return the price cap will be 20p/kWh lower than the modelled rate." This would not necessarily cause price inflation, not least because it's literally bringing consumer prices down. It's also not likely to weaken the pound relative to other currencies since we're in a global falling tide which lowers all boats. They're all taking a battering too.

>but mostly our choices are about what kind of pain, how long we drag it out for and what risks we're willing to take.
Our choices also include who bears that pain. The government could dump some money in there, and there will be consequences, but they can be managed across the wider economy. Instead, it seems like they're choosing to just let billpayers deal with it, which means the most vulnerable are going to face a disproportionately high level of pain. That in particular is a political choice rather than an inevitable consequence.
>> No. 96633 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 10:43 am
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A) The government buys shares in all the energy companies. It's not taxing them more, so they can't whinge about that, it's not just outright privatising them, so nobody can whinge about that, but the government nevertheless reaps te benefit of the increased profits these companies are making, and can pass that back to taxpayers.

In fact the government should do that for all industries and businesses.

B) Admit that sanctioning Russia is doing us more harm than it's worth, and it's not even particularly harming Russia because they're happily just selling to India and China etc anyway. It's not having a significant effect on the war, so regardless what you feel about the war, it is serving no other purpose than to save face and please the Yanks at this point, at the expense of causing massive suffering to the most vulnerable in our own society.

C) Stop pissing about with little windmills and build more fucking nuclear plants, fuck sake.
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16th August 2022
Tuesday 10:45 am
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>>96633

*nationalising, obvs.
>> No. 96635 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 11:56 am
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>>96633
>C) Stop pissing about with little windmills and build more fucking nuclear plants, fuck sake.
Renewables are cheaper than nuclear and take much less time to implement.
>> No. 96636 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 12:04 pm
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To borrow a phrase from that meme: The best time to build loads more nuclear plants is about 20 years ago, and the second best time is now.

The nuclear waste problem is basically as bad as it's ever going to be, since modern plants use slightly less dangerous fuel that decays to considerably less dangerous by-products, and with proper reprocessing (i.e. not the bullshit we've been pulling at Sellafield for the last half-century) you can render it into a state where you can just bury it in a mountain with practically zero consequence. Also, once they're up and running, they provide highly consistent and marginally cheap leccy. In terms of their load profile, they're a good fit for replacing coal and oil generation. Gas is a bit more flexible, but you can probably get away with shifting part of the load to nuclear and part to renewables, which tend to be a bit more agile.
>> No. 96637 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 12:26 pm
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Renewables are still cheaper and faster to build than nuclear, and don't generate nuclear waste.
They also function perfectly well offshore. While at least some of the planned sites for our new nuclear plants are in places that will be offshore in a few decades, they may run into some issues on there.
>> No. 96638 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 12:32 pm
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>>96635

We will never be able to exclusively rely on renewables though, because stability of supply will always be a massive inherent disadvantage. The only way around that is somehow inventing some new form of super-battery or doing massive landscaping projects to build more of those water storage things, but both of those options would be extremely costly both in terms of finance and environmental impact, which significantly blunts the benefit of using renewables to start with.
>> No. 96640 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 1:01 pm
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>>96638
The notion that renewables aren't a reliable supply is utter bollocks, there are endless ways of storing energy and using it when required.
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16th August 2022
Tuesday 1:05 pm
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>>96639
That windmills can't be magically made to appear in an instant isn't an argument against building them when the alternative, a nuclear power plant, takes significantly longer.
>> No. 96642 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 1:07 pm
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>>96640

Like what.
>> No. 96643 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 1:08 pm
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Lads, I already told you, build some fucking nuclear plants.

That along with expanding our renewables are, together, the only way we're going to kick our addiction to burning shit.
>> No. 96644 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 1:18 pm
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>>96639
>So you don't actually have much to go on that tax breaks for productivity under a super-deduction don't work.
It's not a "tax break for productivity". It's a tax break specifically for the oil and gas sector, which is already insanely profitable, and is already making the investments we're supposedly trying to incentivise them to make because they already have plenty of incentive to make them, as evidenced by the fact that they were already making them.

They don't need the tax break. Clearly they can manage the stuff we want them to do without the tax break, because they were literally all set to do exactly that stuff before the tax break was even offered.
>> No. 96646 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 2:51 pm
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>>96642
The main categories are thermal (so storing energy as heat in sand, soil and molten salts amongst other things) and gravity batteries (the potential energy created when heavy objects are lifted, which can be done with solid weights as well as bodies of water). Not to mention hydrogen. The tech for these isn't new or niche; it's widely used. "But renewables aren't reliable!" is just bullshit marched out by idiots, bots and talking heads who have fossil fuel interests, easily disproven by anyone who knows how to use a search engine.
>> No. 96647 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 3:14 pm
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>>96646

No, it's not, all of those storage technologies/methods come with efficiency problems and/or simple physical, practical drawbacks which mean that they don't adequately replace the existing ability to produce power "on demand". That's exactly why I mentioned things like gravitational storage in the first place.

It's not bullshit marched out by idiots, the exact opposite is true- Idiots and magical thinkers who don't understand how our energy infrastructure actually works or the sheer scales involved think it's just like topping up the leisure battery for your caravan, when it's not. You think it's just something somebody else far away in some place you'll never visit will do something to solve, when the reality is it's just not practical on the scale we would need if we were to convert everything to wind or solar. This is just plain physics sadly, there's no way around it. The efficiency isn't there. You can't pump water to the top of a mountain to store energy for free, for the same reason you can't have a perpetual motion machine.

We will never be able to rely on renewables alone. We should absolutely make as much use of them as we can, but we rely solely on wind or solar etc. We need a diverse range of sources to cover different needs, and nuclear needs to be a big part of it. Nuclear and geothermal should be the backbone, with wind and solar providing as much overhead as possible.

Well, okay, what I mean to say is more like- We can, potentially, one day, rely on renewables alone. But we don't have the luxury of time. We need to get off the fossil crack as soon as possible, and it's foolish to keep on burning the oil and gas while we wait for the tech to come along that makes renewables fully viable instead of taking advantage of the nuclear technology which makes such an obvious bridge to get there.
>> No. 96648 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 3:19 pm
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>>96647

Weird how the tech for all of these things is already in use then. Guess reality just doesn't understand how much more correct the models you're using are.
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16th August 2022
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>>96646

Virtually all grid storage is pumped water or lithium battery. Pumped water is stupidly cheap and about 75% efficient, providing the bulk storage we need to deal with still and cloudy days. Dinorwig has been running for nearly 40 years, it provides 1.8GW of peak capacity with a maximum latency of 16 seconds and it's utterly reliable. It took us ten years to build Dinorwig, but Chinese contractors could build us several similar plants in less than a year. We won't do that, partly because our approach to procurement is hopelessly corrupt but mainly because any efforts to build serious infrastructure in this country end up getting bogged down for years with bullshit court cases about newts.

Lithium batteries would be an idiotic idea if it weren't for the fact that electric vehicles provide a steady supply of dirt cheap batteries. Packs that have worn out or have been salvaged from written-off cars can still provide a couple of decades of reliable service in grid storage, as can packs made with obsolete or substandard cells. The capacity is fairly negligible in the scheme of things, but the latency is on the order of milliseconds, which is vitally useful for maintaining grid stability.

Grid storage is basically a solved problem from a technological standpoint, we just need the political will to get it done.
>> No. 96650 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 4:07 pm
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>>96632

>Wholesale electricity rates spiked at over £600/MWh during the evening peak last night. It would be open to the government to say to retailers "From October we'll pay you £200/MWh, but in return the price cap will be 20p/kWh lower than the modelled rate."

It would be, but that would completely break the grid. Wholesale prices fluctuate for a reason - it signals producers to switch on more expensive generation sources when prices are high, but it also signals bulk consumers to shift their consumption to periods of lower demand. Spot pricing is the tool that the lads at ENCC use to keep the grid running. Take pricing volatility out of the equation and we're forced to use load shedding, i.e. rolling blackouts. People die when their electricity goes off unexpectedly, for a variety of fairly obvious reasons.

Fixing the wholesale price only saves consumers money if we fix it at below the average spot price, which is remarkably close to the price of non-renewable generation. Asking a gas-fired plant to sell electricity into the grid at below the cost of production obviously isn't going to work - they're just going to spin down the turbines, mothball the plant and go home. Any of the options for keeping that plant running just shifts the burden to the exchequer.
>> No. 96651 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 5:24 pm
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>>96649

These technologies are already in use on a scale of a fraction of a percent of the country's overall electricity needs.

If we were to rely on them exclusively, the amount of extra capacity you'd need in storage is mind-bendingly massive. How much would you even anticipate needing? Enough to last a full 12 hour period of grid supply if the wind stops at night? 24 hours? How much? Do you even have the faintest clue how much electricity that means we'd need to store?

Those technologies enable us to stabilise the peaks and troughs of our existing supply. They absolutely are not viable to deploy on the scale we'd need them. We're certainly not going to have enough just slinging a few spare Tesla batteries at the issue.

We need nuclear. It's the only realistic way.
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16th August 2022
Tuesday 5:39 pm
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>>96651
Great. This one is expected (assuming no more of the many delays so far) to turn on in 2027.
>> No. 96653 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 5:43 pm
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>>96652
Here's the Bradwell B site.
>> No. 96654 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 5:49 pm
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>>96652
Your map doesn't take into account the existing sea wall.
>> No. 96655 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 5:53 pm
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>>96652
That site says I've been underwater since 2010, iirc, so there's a moderate pinch of salt needed.

Rich people will just have solar, generators and batteries and ride out the ever more frequent blackouts. EVs with bidirectional charging will also help the rich...
Povvos will just have to suck it up, and will be load-shed when convenient. Not convenient for them, you understand. Moving all heating to electric will only make it more annoying, especially if you can't afford the up-front for the efficiency gain from heat pumps. But fuck'em, It's tories forever, apparently.
>> No. 96656 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 6:00 pm
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>>96654

The sea wall doesn't extend that far around.

>>96655

Pinch of salt yes, but it doesn't show any earlier than 2030 so I'm not sure if you're looking at the same one.
>> No. 96657 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 6:09 pm
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>>96656
It used to go back in time. I suspect they stopped that because of this sort of thing.
>> No. 96658 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 6:09 pm
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>>96656
Well let's say the existing sea wall is insufficient. Do you really think they're just going to abandon dozens of billions of pounds to the sea or do you think maybe they might just extend the wall?
>> No. 96659 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 6:24 pm
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>>96657
If you look at the bit north of Cambridge, it's flooded in 2030, and the flooded area doesn't change until 2080.
Since it's not flooded now, we're fine 'til then, yeah?
>> No. 96660 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 7:01 pm
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>>96651

>Do you even have the faintest clue how much electricity that means we'd need to store?

Yes. The average grid load is about 38GW, with typical peaks of around 47GW and typical troughs of about 28GW. Modelling by the Grid 2025 project indicates that an all-renewable grid would have a peak annual deficit of about 54GW, occurring at about 5PM on a windless day in January.

Assuming we don't use any kind of demand management, assuming we develop just enough renewable generation capacity to cover our annual consumption and assuming no further efforts to reduce consumption, we'd need about 53TWh of storage capacity to get us through the winter. That is a gargantuan amount of energy, but it's an extreme worst-case scenario because of those very pessimistic assumptions.

One of the simplest remedies is over-provision. Renewable generation capacity is relatively very cheap and there are very few periods in the year that are both extremely dark and extremely windless. Putting in a lot more generating capacity than we need gives us a great deal of flexibility, it insures us against the risk of climate-related demand increases in summer due to air conditioning and gives us a surplus that we can flog to Europe. I'm hoping (perhaps vainly) that the last few years have taught us all about the perils of running essential services on a just-in-time basis and the benefits of having a margin of safety.

We already have tens of TWh of storage capacity that doesn't look like storage capacity. With a sensible implementation of existing demand management technologies, we can (for instance) ask all of the industrial chillers in the country to ease off for an hour or two, or ask all of the plugged-in electric cars to stop charging and start feeding energy back into the grid.

Above all, there are still massive efficiency savings that could hugely reduce our demand. Decarbonising domestic heating will move a lot of demand from gas to electricity, but that process shouldn't be a straight switch - we have some of the oldest and leakiest housing stock in the developed world, so nearly 90% of the energy we use for heating is needlessly wasted.

Developing a renewable grid is a big and expensive task, but so is building nuclear generation capacity. Renewable infrastructure has the benefit of being inherently subdivided into lots of smaller projects, which makes it far harder for the government to totally fuck up. Hinckley Point C was originally pitched with a strike price of £24/MWh, but the current effective strike price of over £110/MWh is ludicrous and will continue to increase steeply because it's inflation-linked. I'm not anti-nuclear, I think that small modular reactor technology is hugely promising, but our current approach to procuring nuclear generating capacity is unreasonably expensive and I just don't think it makes sense to expand our nuclear capacity beyond our already-agreed commitments.
>> No. 96661 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 7:08 pm
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Overprovisioning supply and insulating (poor peoples') homes sounds like the sort of thing a government would need to do. They're both long-term investments in the country, so, err, well, this demand management stuff, that sounds cheap and immediate. Best crack on with smart meters and creative billing instruments.
>> No. 96662 Anonymous
16th August 2022
Tuesday 9:06 pm
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>A leaked audio recording has revealed Liz Truss said British workers needed "more graft" and lacked the "skill and application" of foreign rivals.

>The Tory leadership frontrunner was chief secretary to the Treasury when the conversation with officials was recorded five years ago.
>> No. 96787 Anonymous
27th September 2022
Tuesday 7:30 am
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Labour have just recorded their largest polling lead since 2001.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/labour-surges-in-polls-as-clown-show-economics-turns-off-voters-9c83jvwz3
>> No. 96789 Anonymous
27th September 2022
Tuesday 3:21 pm
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>>96787

That gives ARE Liz just over two years to unfuck this clusterfuck.
>> No. 96790 Anonymous
27th September 2022
Tuesday 5:58 pm
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Haven't watched this yet but apparently the beeb have been caught telling outright porkies about Corbyn.
>> No. 96791 Anonymous
27th September 2022
Tuesday 6:45 pm
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Starmer has announced the creation of a state-owned British renewable energy company called GBE. As one of those swivel-eyed right-wing crackpots the Guardian is always warning you about, I can tell you that it's exactly the sort of policy that would get even me to vote Labour. In fact, snap election tomorrow, I'd do it.

https://news.sky.com/story/labour-pledges-to-create-publicly-owned-energy-company-to-cut-bills-and-create-jobs-12706291

Politically it's a stroke of genius - even voters who wouldn't describe themselves as nationalistic do bridle at the fact they're paying through the nose to companies like EDF that are foreign-owned, but more importantly it pacifies the greens as well, not to mention techie types like me who like the idea of an advanced industrial asset that won't be poached by Advent as soon as it shows promise. Meanwhile it can credibly claim to be national security asset as well since it reduces our reliance on various despotic energy exporters. As a flagship policy they could hardly have done better. Except bring back the death penalty, people love that.
>> No. 96792 Anonymous
27th September 2022
Tuesday 7:56 pm
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>>96790

I'm not sure that Al Jazeera are an entirely trustworthy source.

Al Jazeera suspends journalists for Holocaust denial video

Al Jazeera has suspended two journalists over a video they produced that denied the facts of the Holocaust.

The Qatari state-funded broadcaster had published the video on its online AJ+ video service in Arabic.

During World War Two, six million Jewish people were systematically killed by the Nazis.

Al Jazeera's video said this number had been exaggerated and "adopted by the Zionist movement", and that Israel is the "biggest winner" from the genocide.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-48335169

Al-Jazeera Apologizes for 'Unethical' Coverage of Kuntar Release

The Al Jazeera television station admitted Wednesday that its coverage of Israel's release of convicted Lebanese daft militant wog Samir Kuntar violated the station's own code of ethics. The admission came in response to a threat by Israel's Government Press Office to boycott the satellite channel unless it apologized.

The head of Israel's Government Press Office (GPO) said Al-Jazeera would get only minimal services until it provided a "reasonable answer" about a program which featured a birthday party for Kuntar, who spent 29 years in an Israeli jail for a 1979 attack in which five Israelis were killed.

During the program, produced and hosted by Al Jazeera, Kuntar uses a scimitar to slice a cake with his picture on it, while fireworks are set off around him and a band plays Arabic music.


https://www.haaretz.com/2008-08-06/ty-article/al-jazeera-apologizes-for-unethical-coverage-of-kuntar-release/0000017f-e398-d75c-a7ff-ff9d2b560000
>> No. 96793 Anonymous
27th September 2022
Tuesday 8:24 pm
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I'm disappointed that the leaked documents went to the press, rather than winding up on Mega or something for everyone to pour over.
I appreciate that'd be a ludicrous breach of a lot of people's privacy, but the flip-side is that the information would be out there for everyone to see, without the mediation of journalists weighing up whether it's in the public interest or not. Given the breach apparently goes back to 1998, apparently insignificant details might spread light on shenanigans and crookery that long predate Corbyn if seen by the right people. Plus it'd make the whole thing harder to ignore - as it is we're stuck with this being seen as "an Al Jazeera story" rather than as a "Labour leak", with the rest of the press ignoring it as such.
>> No. 96794 Anonymous
27th September 2022
Tuesday 9:47 pm
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>>96789
No way Truss will be in charge for long if polling continues as it is. IIRC the bookies already have Johnson as the favourite for next Tory leadership.

>>96791
If they go ahead with nationalising the railways and push for PR they have my full support.
>> No. 96796 Anonymous
27th September 2022
Tuesday 10:17 pm
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>>96794
Conference voted for PR this year, so there's no excuse for it not being in the manifesto.
>> No. 96797 Anonymous
28th September 2022
Wednesday 12:38 am
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>>96791

Fantastic idea. The Tories need more stuff to privatise next time they're in.
>> No. 96798 Anonymous
28th September 2022
Wednesday 2:56 am
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>>96796
In 2004 conference voted for rail re-nationalisation. There may be no excuse, but there's precedent.
>> No. 96838 Anonymous
29th September 2022
Thursday 6:52 pm
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Fucking hell.
>> No. 96839 Anonymous
29th September 2022
Thursday 7:19 pm
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>>96838
Can someone tell Chas to sack his mum's killer and dissolve Parliament already?
>> No. 96840 Anonymous
29th September 2022
Thursday 7:21 pm
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>>96838

Uh oh.
>> No. 96843 Anonymous
29th September 2022
Thursday 7:29 pm
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>>96840

That's when Starmer reveals his true plan all along, the hammer and sickle flags roll down the sides of Westminster, Hell March starts playing. He was just a puppet for Emperor Corbaltine. Everyone earning more than twenty five grand gets sent to the gulag and their house seized to hand to train drivers, now renamed to the People's Glorious Transport Technical Engineers.

Read more on page 7, and don't miss this week's fabulous giveaway. Four tickets to treat your family to a weekend away in Stranraer.
>> No. 96846 Anonymous
29th September 2022
Thursday 8:13 pm
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>>96840

I posted this an hour ago, but I had to come back to check that it was right. My brain can't take it in. This is the maddest thing that has ever happened in British politics.
>> No. 96847 Anonymous
29th September 2022
Thursday 8:38 pm
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>>96846
Labour won 418 seats in 1997. In total. Winning 565/650 would be Mugabe numbers. I wouldn't be surprised if the votes against Donetsk joining Russia worked out to more than three seats in the House of Commons.
>> No. 96848 Anonymous
29th September 2022
Thursday 8:39 pm
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Survation, who tend to be the most accurate out of all the polling companies, have 'only' got a 21 point lead for Labour.
>> No. 97277 Anonymous
18th November 2022
Friday 4:05 pm
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>> No. 97278 Anonymous
18th November 2022
Friday 4:49 pm
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Have there been any new polls since Rishi took over? Or is he still in the grace period?
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18th November 2022
Friday 4:50 pm
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Loads.
>> No. 97280 Anonymous
18th November 2022
Friday 4:55 pm
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No evidence things have turned around, will have to see how they look after the Autumn Statement.
>> No. 97281 Anonymous
18th November 2022
Friday 5:02 pm
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I don't forsee things changing radically. I think at best Rishi can just stop them haemorrhaging any more votes, but when the Autumn Statement amounted to "Sorry, you're all just going to have to suck it up and get poorer. Again. Even though it never stopped from the last two times." I don't think they're going to win back any fans.
>> No. 97528 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 6:04 pm
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He really is a thick-headed twat, this Starmer fellow.
>> No. 97529 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 6:10 pm
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>>97528

What's he done (or not done) now?
>> No. 97530 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 6:18 pm
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Bringing Sue Gray of the Sue Gray Report fame on as his chief-of-staff. It is such bizarre, unforced error that I can't wrap my head around. Why even allow the perception that something untoward could have taken place? Was there really no-one else in the country who could have fulfilled that role? I don't think it will make much difference at all, but it's created something where there ought to have been nothing.

I can't believe this hopeless tit's being handed a landslide general election.
>> No. 97531 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 6:53 pm
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>>97530

>It is such bizarre, unforced error that I can't wrap my head around.

Totally disagree. Diehard Tory supporters might crow about how now we can't trust the Partygate investigation, but the average voter is just reminded that Partygate happened. JRM et al might be trying to sell it as some kind of impropriety, but floating voters see straight through the ruse. The Tories spent months banging on about how Sue Gray is impeccably fair and has a reputation beyond reproach, they spent months hiding behind "we need to wait until Sue Gray publishes her report", so arguing that now she can't be trusted just makes them look like mugs.

It's a lose-lose trap that the Tories have walked straight into, because they're desperately trying to distract from the Whatsapp leaks and the inquiry into whether Johnson misled parliament.
>> No. 97532 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 6:53 pm
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>>97530
It does seem strange to do this when the reason he got rid of Corbyn was essentially bad optics.
>> No. 97533 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 6:56 pm
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>>97528
How is it bad? He's hiring someone everyone supports, to do a not-entirely-political role. I've seen headlines that Tory pussy-ass bitches are all throwing a tantrum about it, but good. They've been taking the piss for a decade and now suddenly they can't handle the banter when Kself Harmer starts hiring civil servants who have exposed their nepotistic corruption. I'm glad he's done this. I hope Bill Cash and Chris Philp cry on TV.
>> No. 97534 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:04 pm
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>>97530

Ehh, I mean I can see it if it was the other way round, and Sue Gray report was hired by renowned Labour whatever it is. But you can't be biased backwards in time, can you, so it's fine to hire renowned Tory-kicker to be a Labour party something or other after that was a thing.

>>97532

Nah, that was to appease the Israel lobby and the various supporters of which who, for reasons entirely unrelated to ethno-religious affiliation, hold kingmaker positions in the British establishment.
>> No. 97535 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:18 pm
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>>97534

Corbyn wasn't anti-Semitic, it was just a plot by the conniving Jews to keep hold of their money. Brainworms.
>> No. 97536 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:24 pm
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>>97534
>Nah, that was to appease the Israel lobby and the various supporters of which who, for reasons entirely unrelated to ethno-religious affiliation, hold kingmaker positions in the British establishment

That may be so, but Corbyn was the one who gave them enough rope to hang him with. It was his reaction to the EHRC report and his reaction alone that provided the justification to do so. He created bad optics so they got rid of him. Hiring Sue Gray is bad optics but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
>> No. 97537 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:28 pm
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I wanted to have a nice, normal politics chat, but now I wish I could cut you open and jump up and down on your head until it fractured in a dozen places. I hate every single human being on this shit hole planet and I hope you both get glioblastoma.

>>97533
>pussy-ass bitches
Could you kill yourself for me? Thanks.

>>97534
You too, Jew-hater.
>> No. 97538 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:40 pm
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>>97537

You're still my least favourite poster on this website, tryhardinsultlad.
>> No. 97539 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:42 pm
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>>97537

How much more clear do you want

>for reasons entirely unrelated to ethno-religious affiliation

to be, you fucking sack of down syndrome abortions?
>> No. 97540 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:46 pm
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>Hiring Sue Gray is bad optics but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

It might be bad optics, but it's worse optics for the Tories.

Sunak's strategy for the next general election is to try and rehabilitate the image of the party, to try and move past the lies and general shabbiness of Johnson and Truss that dragged the Tories to their lowest poll ratings ever. He was chosen not because of his charisma, but because he's the kind of dull technocrat who might make that strategy come good.

It was almost working until a couple of days ago, when Oakeshott pulled the pin on a hand grenade. Now we've got the kind of cunts that trashed the image of the Tories all over the news, re-litigating the same arguments about Boris Johnson's impropriety that Sunak has been desperate to move on from.

You'll notice that Sunak has said nothing about Sue Gray, nor has anyone in cabinet. They're too savvy to walk into it. The people making a fuss about this are pro-Johnson back-benchers who reek of sleaze and are frantically trying to remember what they said to Matt Hancock on WhatsApp a couple of years ago. The people getting exorcised about the appointment aren't engaged in a political attack on Labour, they're trying to defend their own impropriety. The viewers of GB News might buy into it, but they were never prospects for the Labour party anyway. Sunak has been trying to clean up the Tories, Starmer has laid out a trough full of shit and the people who Sunak doesn't even want in his party have dived straight in.
>> No. 97541 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 7:48 pm
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>>97538
I'm not trying to insult you, I'm unable to contrl my hyper-violent fantasies towards men, not even myself. But why should I? No one else gives a shit about anyone.
>> No. 97542 Anonymous
3rd March 2023
Friday 10:13 pm
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According to well-placed sources, the tale began with Rishi Sunak’s reshuffle on February 7 when, among other moves, he promoted Kemi Badenoch by increasing her international trade portfolio to include business.

Ms Badenoch is understood to have immediately asked for Ms Gray to be her department’s top civil servant – the Permanent Secretary – having worked with her before in the levelling up and communities department.

A Tory MP in the know explained: “Michael Gove, who rates Sue very highly, had brought her to the levelling up department and Kemi had been impressed.

“When Kemi got a new department, Michael encouraged her to ask for Sue as her permanent secretary and she was only too keen to do so.”

But it appears that the most senior civil servant in the Government Cabinet Secretary Simon Case had other plans.

According to sources he is alleged to have got involved in the recruitment process and vetoed Ms Gray’s candidacy on a technicality because she was “not of the right grade to be promoted to permanent secretary".


https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1742083/boris-johnson-sue-gray-keir-starmer-chief-of-staff
>> No. 97629 Anonymous
15th April 2023
Saturday 4:17 pm
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Undecided millions lean towards Rishi Sunak, poll suggests

The issue that is obsessing strategists on both sides is the large number of voters who identify as “undecided”.

Polling for The Times shows that almost a third of all voters either don’t know how they will cast their ballot or say they won’t vote at all. It shows that if an election were to be held tomorrow — and the option were available — “don’t know” would be the UK’s third largest party with 16 per cent of the vote — 2 per cent behind the Tories. Tory and Labour strategists acknowledge that this group presents both the biggest opportunity to Sunak and the biggest threat to Starmer’s hopes of a healthy Labour majority when the general election comes. On the positive side for the Tories, at the moment this group seems to be leaning towards Sunak.

Asked who would make the best prime minister, YouGov analysis shows 21 per cent say Sunak while 8 per cent back Starmer. Undecideds are also almost four times more likely to trust Sunak and the Conservatives to handle the economy than they are to trust Labour, which in past elections has always been a good indicator of how people cast their ballot.

Senior Tory strategists say that their own internal polling shows the same — that among undecided voters and what they describe as “soft” Labour supporters, Sunak significantly out-polls Starmer on who would make the best prime minister. They put the percentage of the electorate which is up for grabs at between 30 and 40 per cent. They hope that, as the general election gets closer, this group will ultimately end up backing the Tories because of Sunak.

“The parallel is 2014 when the Tories were six points behind in the polls but Cameron was significantly outpolling Ed Miliband as best prime minister,” said a senior figure in the Conservative campaign. “When it came to the election in 2015 those voters came to us because of who they thought would make the best prime minister. But it’s going to be a long time before that shows up in headline voting intention.”

The Tory campaigner added that there appeared to be no personal vote for the Labour leader whatsoever. “Unlike Sunak he’s polling exactly where Labour is.”

This is backed up by — admittedly anecdotal — evidence from MPs, ministers and shadow ministers who have used the Easter recess to fan out across the country, campaigning before the elections next month. They say that from talking to people on the doorstep Labour’s current 18 point poll lead is an overestimation of the party’s true support and that much of that apparent endorsement is “soft”. One shadow minister said: “The polls simply aren’t a reflection of what I’m seeing on the ground when I go out canvassing. There is simply no way that we are twenty points ahead — ten or twelve at the most.”


https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/undecided-millions-lean-towards-rishi-sunak-poll-suggests-wks2mdbc3
>> No. 97630 Anonymous
19th April 2023
Wednesday 10:42 am
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>> No. 97631 Anonymous
19th April 2023
Wednesday 12:05 pm
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>>97630
Realistically who is going to fill the void? Go on, try and name the leader of the Scottish Labour without searching it.

Longer term I think a Labour government in Westminster will hurt the SNP but the problem for others up in Scotland is now generational where outside Scottish Conservatives they are full of the frankly odd people you get in third parties.
>> No. 97632 Anonymous
19th April 2023
Wednesday 12:09 pm
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>>97631
It's a brown man. They're everywhere all of a sudden.
>> No. 97633 Anonymous
19th April 2023
Wednesday 2:54 pm
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>>97630

Yes. Humza Yusuf has much lower personal approval ratings than Sturgeon, the latest scandal has hurt the (already flagging) reputation of the SNP, and a lot of the support for Scottish independence is driven more by a dislike of the Tories than a sincere belief in independence. The SNP are still leading in the polls, but their lead has substantially narrowed over the last year and a lot of seats are now up for grabs. It'll be very difficult for Yusuf to turn things around if Labour continue to dominate the national polling.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/poll-snp-lead-for-next-general-election-cut-to-just-five-points-over-scottish-labour-4092696
>> No. 97634 Anonymous
19th April 2023
Wednesday 3:57 pm
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>>97630
I'm betting on a 2017 type situation, though probably with Labour taking more seats than the Tories this time. The SNP will still have the most by a safe margin, but Labour will celebrate a big victory based on the fact the SNP tripped over their own feet and so a few MPs were elected under the banner of a party which has doggedly refused to learn any lessons whatsoever since 2007.
Labour might poll ahead at some point, but it'll be illusory. Even in the event of an extreme scenario like the SNP going bankrupt and all their MPs/MSPs awkwardly abandoning ship for the Sevco SNP, and even with a diminished talent pool, they're still in a much better position to put forward an appealing offer to the electorate. They're not coasting by on the idea that sooner or later the voters will put all this nonsense behind them and return Scottish Labour to their previously dominant position.
That said: looking ahead to the next Holyrood election, Labour could game their way into power like they did in Edinburgh Council if the SNP+Greens fall back below Lab+Con+Lib, depending on whether the Tories feel like playing along or not.
>> No. 97635 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 1:50 pm
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Another spectacular fuck up by Diane Abbott.
>> No. 97636 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 2:11 pm
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>>97635
I'd be tempted to go to bat for her (I love linguistic pedantry) but the redhead comparison is a comical misstep too far.
I'm sure Keir's having a good day, there can't be more than 4 lefties left in the PLP and one just effectively self-purged.
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23rd April 2023
Sunday 2:27 pm
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>>97635
>> No. 97638 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 2:28 pm
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It's okay, she's defended herself by distancing from her own remarks. She didn't mean to write it and send it across to a newspaper, completely unprompted.
>> No. 97639 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 7:26 pm
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>>97635

And to think whenever I have opined that Dianne Abbott is a fucking idiot and a liability, people always come out the woodworks to say I'm the bigot.
>> No. 97640 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 8:01 pm
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She has all the political nous of Paul von Hindenburg.

>>97639
The two aren't mutually exclusive.
>> No. 97641 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 8:18 pm
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>>97640

Fair, but it's not like Dianne Abbott would be any less of a fucking idiot and liability if I was a racist.
>> No. 97642 Anonymous
23rd April 2023
Sunday 8:24 pm
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Dianne really should have packed it in years ago.
Just sullying her legacy with every day that goes by.
>> No. 97643 Anonymous
24th April 2023
Monday 3:33 pm
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Can we please bring back the left that was primarily concerned with tangible things like wealth inequality and improving the lives of the working class?
>> No. 97644 Anonymous
24th April 2023
Monday 3:34 pm
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>>97643
But the working class are twats.
>> No. 97645 Anonymous
24th April 2023
Monday 5:22 pm
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>>97643
Yeah racism never used to be an issue in the good old days eh.
>> No. 97647 Anonymous
24th April 2023
Monday 8:50 pm
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>>97645

Since minorities (and gays and transes) tend to be disproportionately members of the working class, is it inherently good for minorities and (gays and transes) to focus on class based issues.
>> No. 97648 Anonymous
24th April 2023
Monday 9:06 pm
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>>97647
A lot of ethnics find our obsession with class puzzling. The reason lots of Indian and Chinese kids go on to be doctors is because their parents push them and tell them they can achieve this rather than being preoccupied with class and the crab bucket mindset of knowing your place/not getting ideas above your station.
>> No. 97649 Anonymous
24th April 2023
Monday 9:26 pm
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>>97648

That's nothing but a nice just so story, though.

If all you have to do is work hard and stay positive, then how come they had to leave their own country for one with a social democracy that places so much more emphasis on the wellbeing and dignity of its poorest citizens?

This country is actively sliding backwards in terms of its economic prosperity and social mobility, and losing focus on meaningful structural ways to eliminate inequalities, in favour of a kind of warped post-liberal market utopia Thatcherite religion is a big part of the reason why.

Identity politics is kind of the political equivalent of when a workplace is suffering from poor morale because of the long hours, stress, and inadequate pay, and what come up with is to offer everyone is pizza and a day out doing team-building exercises. It's a distraction, it's misdirection. It's a con from the word go that doesn't even help the people it purports to help, much less anyone else.
>> No. 97650 Anonymous
24th April 2023
Monday 10:36 pm
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This too is a just-so story. The identity-politics obsessed ultra-liberal is mostly an old bogeyman. For every 1 person like that you can find, I could find you 10 on the same issue who're also communists and eager to explain what they've skimmed about the Marxist understanding of class and exploitation. Hell, most of the time I could even make them furries. It's an old scarecrow to dragged out in response to politicians playing to an imagined moderate liberal opinion, or because someone's got an underlying identity-politics position of their own and are trying to paper over it. Most of the people with the greatest interest in "idpol" concerns are also the ones with the greatest interest in class politics. Jeremy Corbyn and Richard Leonard are the ones who want to drag the country back to a mild Wilsonite social democracy with an internally democratic Labour party, but they're also the ones who'll argue for gender recognition reform, or the Chagossians, or refugees and immigrants.
If you want to argue idpol is everywhere there's a neat trick you can do where you can point at Starmer cynically showing up to a pride march and go "idpol", then point at Leonard defying the UK party line by continuing to support the GRA and you can also go "idpol", even as it's clear that you're dealing with two separate but similar cases, as Starmer's policy position is at odds with his photo-op. He's not magically distracted from studying an 80% top income tax rate by his need to keep popping up at pride to appease the identity obsessed, he just doesn't want an 80% rate. Leonard or Corbyn would probably go for it given the chance, but it's not "idpol" that keep a backbench MSP in a third party and an independent MP from legislating it.

I was originally going to make a more complicated argument about how political groups use ideology for signalling purposes (whether that's Blair being illiberal on crime to show he's not like pre-Thatcher Labour, or the way all the people who want tax hikes seem to want a free Palestine) but here's a faster, more glib case: Politicians don't use idpol to distract us from "class issues". You can do polling and the UK public are, economically, often quite far left of the status quo. Everyone wants energy nationalised and the government and opposition both piss about with subsidies to a broken system instead. Arguing over idpol (even when the government and opposition are basically in agreement that we should do the common sense tabloid thing) is there because it gets attention, unlike wellness mandates or whatever boring crap Labour's putting out now.
But if you're sick of it, don't worry, we're at the dawn of a new era where instead of pretending a different shade of increasingly illiberal economic liberalism is actually woke evangelist christian korean youtuber cultural marxism, politicians have a new game: Seeing who can shout "Paedo" the loudest.
>> No. 97651 Anonymous
24th April 2023
Monday 11:44 pm
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>>97650

>This too is a just-so story. The identity-politics obsessed ultra-liberal is mostly an old bogeyman

No it's not, and I'm not talking about any identity politics obsessed liberal bogeymen. I am directly responding to someone who seems to think taking direct material action on a class based axis is somehow an inneffective or illogical course of action because, as appeared to be the intent of their original argument, racism also exists.

Stop playing daft university debate club games where all you do is move the conversation on to another subject and pretend as though you engaged and cleverly thwarted the argument, when really all you did was the intellectual equivalent of pointing at something and then going "haha made you look".
>> No. 97652 Anonymous
25th April 2023
Tuesday 12:32 am
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>>97651
If this was a debate club I'd have come up with a joke and left it at that. I'm responding to what you said in your direct reply, even (poorly) introducing a few ideas that are usually absent from tedious debates about class vs identity politics. Your reply has done the one thing I hoped wouldn't happen: bore me. So fuck further developing on those ideas, here's a joke: The Labour Party
>> No. 97653 Anonymous
25th April 2023
Tuesday 12:57 am
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>>97648
By any objective measure the class system still exists. It exists for different races too would you believe and it carries over generations in a way nobody has devised a solution to aside from violent revolution or pandemic (although the latter looks to have been resolved now).

This is the classic game to distract from genuine class politics by introducing a racial dimension and it's attempt at deflection is more illustrative of the ingrained generational pain that inequality creates and the kind of sneering that goes on to white working class. It's even funny you would point to Indian kids as there really is a class system at work in South Asian communities that dates back to the professions of those who came here.

>>97650
>Jeremy Corbyn and Richard Leonard are the ones who want to drag the country back to a mild Wilsonite social democracy with an internally democratic Labour party, but they're also the ones who'll argue for gender recognition reform, or the Chagossians, or refugees and immigrants.

Oh Corbynlad. Do we really need to go over again the utter collapse in working class support for social democrats? Corbyn lost and one of the big reasons for it was his foreign policy.
>> No. 97654 Anonymous
25th April 2023
Tuesday 1:06 am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnog1ExGZNc
Pretty decent interview.
>> No. 97655 Anonymous
25th April 2023
Tuesday 3:06 pm
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>>97653
>Corbyn lost and one of the big reasons for it was his foreign policy.
But I thought it was all because of the evil right-wing media. At least, that's what people keep telling me.
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25th April 2023
Tuesday 3:09 pm
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>>97655
The two aren't mutually exclusive. Corbyn soured any goodwill he'd built up during the 2017 campaign with his response to the Salisbury poisonings and he never recovered from that.
>> No. 97659 Anonymous
25th April 2023
Tuesday 6:12 pm
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>>97656

There were a lot of things that killed Corbyn, but can we not derail every thread into going over it again every time someone mentions his name?

I supported him at the time, but he was never without his flaws. He was never (much like Kier) going to be the kind of bloke who you can comfortably picture watching an England match in an England shirt, holding a pnt, and actually caring if they win or lose, and regardless of all other factors, that's what Labour needs, because that's who the core demographic of voters it has lost are. Whether the party itself likes that or wants to admit that, that's the truth, and there's no getting around it (except by the Tories actually committing literal collective suicide.)

And here we come back to why identity politics is brain cancer, because many otherwise intelligent people will, at this juncture, willingly cu of their nose to spite their face; because if what it takes to get a decent left-ish government back in power that helps societies poorest and begins to tackle some of the deepest rooted inequalities is even a momentary consideration of alliance with Baz, 43, Transit driver, Sun reader, Strongbow drinker, then they will happily go without thank you very much.

Which was always the plan from the start.
>> No. 97660 Anonymous
25th April 2023
Tuesday 6:26 pm
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>He was never (much like Kier) going to be the kind of bloke who you can comfortably picture watching an England match in an England shirt, holding a pnt, and actually caring if they win or lose, and regardless of all other factors, that's what Labour needs

One of Labour's biggest problems is that Starmer is a massive wet lettuce (>>97629). I'm probably going to vote Labour at the next GE, but it's going to be with a weary shrug rather than because I feel roused to do it. Starmer's quest to be as inoffensive as possible means that he doesn't inspire anyone. You're not going to go away from a Starmer speech feeling pumped and motivated.

If it turns into a battle of personalities, which is what the Tories will want during the GE campaign, then he's going to come off second best against Rishi Sunak. Imagine losing a personality contest to Rishi Sunak. If the economy looks to be on the up again by the time of the election then that polling gap could narrow considerably.
>> No. 97661 Anonymous
26th April 2023
Wednesday 7:58 am
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At the risk of continuing the Corbyn cunt off instead of illustrating a general point that things can be different, Labour won all segments of the working vote in 2017. You can go "yeah, then they blew it in 2019", and that's true, but the idea that Labour's only route to power is through embarrassing flag-shagging gestures to appeal to a gang of working class stereotypes is obviously wrong if something like that is going on. Either Baz voted Labour in 2017 and the brand isn't as permanently toxic as they say, or he didn't and you can comfortably sweep 50% without him.

But Labour didn't win the 2017 election. It won every section of the employed, it won students, it won the unemployed, and it still lost the election. Now, you might say that it didn't win over Baz, it won over the PhD student who baristas at Starbucks and as such isn't real working class, but if you're looking for where the big gains are to be made on a population basis then Labour needs to broaden their appeal to pensioners far more than it needs increased appeal to working C2DEs.
(For what it's worth, in 2017 Labour won with C1s and DEs, and lost with ABs and C2s. You could read that as failing to make an alliance with Baz, except that Labour still got 40% of the C2 vote vs 47% for the Tories. And remember, that C2 includes Baz Sr., 70, retired...)
You can even argue Labour still needs the flag shagging if it's to win (I don't believe that, but it's a valid response to what I've said), but you'd have to reframe it as appealing to pensioners instead of a half imagined authentic working class.

I've said it before, but Labour's biggest problem by a country mile is that it lacks talent. Image is a big chunk of the game, and there's nobody in the PLP who looks or acts the part of a PM. Imagine if Labour had a Trudeau or an Ardern, someone who was clearly on the left-liberal side of the culture war but was an attractive, competent communicator. A confident, competent liberal would be a far greater asset than a cowardly incompetent coward trying to balance their vaguely liberal convictions against the reactionary views they infer the newspapers want to hear.
Then you can add in that it's out of touch - not because it fails to stick an England flag in every constituency office, but in the sense that the party has practically no real contact with or understanding of public opinion. It can't even rely on polling because the party either ignores it, or rigs it to get the answers they want. The result is an attempt to appeal to imaginary stereotypes rather than assembling something that, in style and in substance, appeals to real people. I'll keep it brief but the SNP is almost a perfect opposite example - they tried appealing to flag-waving Scottish identity and it didn't work, so they tried offering an appealing social democratic message under competent leadership. That ultimately brought a referendum, which re-engaged people with politics and let them sweep away the detritus that was Scottish Labour. Even then, there was no great surge in people feeling Scottish rather than British.
Finally, Labour is ideologically rudderless. Under Corbyn this was slightly exciting because every lefty could project their fantasies onto what was ultimately a fairly moderate platform compromised together from things they already do in Europe and things that Labour was promising to do anyway with a bit of polish. Under Starmer it's utterly tragic. Not politically tragic, tragic in the sense that it's socially embarrassing to watch. An all-stick-and-no-carrot attempt to re-live the Blair years with none of the vigor of the original Blair project, headed by Britain's most charmless man pending his inevitable overthrow by Britain's first Android cunt, Wes Streeting.
>> No. 97683 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 5:14 pm
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>During his campaign to replace Mr Corbyn as leader in 2020, Sir Keir promised to abolish fees as part of his 10 leadership pledges, under the heading of "social justice". In his three years as leader, he has also abandoned leadership pledges to nationalise energy and water companies, increase income tax for the top 5% of earners, and "defend free movement as we leave the EU".

>On the Today programme, he said the UK now found itself in a "different situation," including by having left the EU and now having the "highest tax burden" since the World War II. He added he had made a "political choice" to abandon the pledge on energy companies, after a review by his team last year found it would "cost a lot" but wouldn't reduce bills for households.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65454944

Well I suppose tuition fees got the LibDems into government. I thought this would be bigger news today, have we collectively given up on this point?
>> No. 97684 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 5:20 pm
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He's gonna blow it. It's going to be like Theresa May coming out with deeply unpopular policies like the dementia tax because she thought she'd enough of a lead in the polls for it.
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2nd May 2023
Tuesday 5:27 pm
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I find his excuses here to be absolutely appalling. We're always going to be in a different set of circumstances, every few months everything will be different to how it was prior. He's such a wormy cunt.
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2nd May 2023
Tuesday 5:57 pm
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>>97684

Fundamentally it comes down to trying to strengthen his support from defecting Tories. In order to win he needs to not only secure the former Red Wall, but bring over a substantial number of people who are likely property owning boomers in constituencies with a Place-Upon-River kind of name.

Like it or not that's what he's got to do. There's no getting around it. In order to win, people who are unapologetically selfish Tory pricks have to want to vote for him. It's that simple. The trouble is it's always a losing proposition for the left to move right, while it's always a winning proposition for the right to move left. You won't see the papers criticising the Tories for dropping a manifesto pledge in favour of spending more money, but they will never fail to criticise Labour for dropping a pledge in order to save money.

And then of course there's the fact he's a charismaless vacuum of a person to begin with.
>> No. 97687 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 6:36 pm
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I'm long past caring about the issue but I find the political symbolism of it fascinating. There are a few ways you could fudge this that technically abolish fees while still bilking students for tuition so it only costs as much as the doorstop of a whitepaper you use to pretend that's not what you're doing, but he's not going for that. At no cost he gets to pick between "sensible status quo forever" symbolism and "vague sense of hope" symbolism, and he chooses the former. It wouldn't be the first time either.

Maybe this really is a country that gets off on being miserable. Maybe it's all very clever political strategy for fixing Labour's elderly voter problem by appealing to miserable old bastards. Maybe it's all a plan to rehabilitate Blair. Say what you will about Sir Tony, he was able to generate some optimism. He could promise something to make liberal ABC1s feel good like electoral reform and then fudge it away after the votes were counted. For one reason or another, that's not allowed anymore. You'll get nothing, deal with it: Labour's Manifesto 2024.
>> No. 97688 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 7:06 pm
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See, this is why politicians should be forced to carve their pledges in stone.
>> No. 97689 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 7:28 pm
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>>97687
I have a pretty low opinion of Blair by all standards, but in the realm of inspiration Keir Starmer makes him look like Napoleon Bonaparte. Blair was a notoriously good campaigner, for the 90s anyway, and revolutionised the Labour party. Everyone knows this, it's patronising me even telling you this. Except some people don't know this and they appear to hold all the reins of power within Labour right now, possibly forever more. What New Labour 2.0 have done is copy the tactics and strategies from thirty years past, rather than the motivations and rationale for them; modernisation and adaption. Keir Starmer comes across as a shifty alien at the best of times, looking more out of his depth just chatting to lobby journos than Ed Miliband would on the set of a Kink.com shoot. Furthermore, as you already said, their modernisation and adaption amounts to trying to reassure retirees that no one will get nowt and being as ambiguous as possible whenever any "hot button" topics crop up. As is tradition I have to end this all by saying that they'll still win because the Conservatives are ideological hardliners (albeit of about seven different right-wing bents) who can't escape the fact that they've been cocking up everything for thirteen years now, but this only serves to make Keir's Crusade for nothing all the more dispiriting.

While I'm on the topic, I'd also like to apologise to whoever it was I'd go back and forth with during the first eighteen months of Starmer's leadership. I'd moan he ought to get his message out ASAP and you'd tell me he needed to keep his powder dry for the real fights ahead. However, I was wrong. Instead I was much happier when he wasn't telling me to go fuck myself a few times a week. Oh, how I long for those halcyon days.
>> No. 97690 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 7:59 pm
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>>97687

It's expectation management for the first term. The economy is fucked and it'll take much more than five years to sort it out. Starmer's team have looked at the data and know that any kind of expensive policy is out of the question. When you've got a big lead in the polls, making a load of promises that you know you won't be able to keep is just making a rod for your own back later down the line. Starmer's campaign is depressing because that's just the reality of post-Brexit, post-pandemic Britain.
>> No. 97691 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 8:05 pm
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>>97690
Blair's pledge cards were expectation management, this is clearing the NHS mental health backlog by turning depression cases into suicides.
>> No. 97692 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 9:59 pm
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>I thought this would be bigger news today
Are we in silly season yet? Are the politicians all on holiday? I have noticed that the news has pretty much given up at the moment. I normally watch BBC News in the morning before work, and it's been replaced by a video stream of Nicky Campbell's radio show where people give their views on the issues of the day. It's strikes and the cost of living, every single day. There is absolutely no news being reported right now. Either something is being actively and deliberately hidden, or absolutely nothing has happened for weeks. In fact, I pretty much only watch the news on TV, and it's definitely happening more often than it used to that I will change the channel to BBC News and it'll be The Travel Show or some wanky documentary about disabled rugby. I'm not proud to admit it, but on more than one occasion I have been forced across to Sky News. Which doesn't have any news either.
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2nd May 2023
Tuesday 10:26 pm
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>Are we in silly season yet?

I think we're onto about day three of faux outrage about this cartoon in the Graun.
>> No. 97694 Anonymous
2nd May 2023
Tuesday 10:42 pm
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>>97692

The media are struggling to recalibrate to a normal pace of news, as are audiences. The last six years have been exceptionally turbulent - Brexit, the pandemic, four prime ministers, a major cabinet reshuffle every year, a massive war in Europe etc. Something seemingly momentous happened every few weeks. Journalists got used to a frantic pace of big stories, but the normal state of affairs is that there just isn't much going on and they need to fill a bulletin or a front page with nothing of real consequence.

There's quite a lot going on at the moment, it just doesn't seem like it in comparison with the recent past.
>> No. 97703 Anonymous
4th May 2023
Thursday 7:10 pm
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>>97693

I can't tell which way it is with this, is it really that you can be the biggest richest most blatantly nepotist slimeball cunt in the world and instantly banish criticism like a vampire with garlic merely by going "oh no you hurt my ancient desert tribe bone"? Is there some cynical reverse psychology going on or are people really that spineless when it comes to being accused of the big bad anti-semitism?

Just once, can't somebody go "fuck off you cunt, you're loaded and you're being rightly criticised for your bullshit, stop scapegoating with the memory of 7 million dead jews you fucking disrespectful cretin"?

No, they probably can't, and David Baddiel will be here any minute now to tell us why.
>> No. 97739 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 6:35 pm
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I know Twitter shouldn't be used as a barometer for anything, but there's a lot of people on there uncomfortable with Labour using a Union Jack on a flyer.
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12th June 2023
Monday 6:52 pm
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>>97739

Twitter gets uncomfortable whenever Labour do anything that might make them more popular.
>> No. 97741 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 7:03 pm
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>>97739
There's really something wrong with whoever makes the leaflets at the Labour Party. Here they are trying to be all "Labour doesn't hate Britain" but look at him, it's like he's afraid of the flag.

And 'in the national interest' just sounds like I'm about to get fucked in the arse. Which is probably honest no matter who gets in but I'd prefer the fantasy or the slightly shit attack ads you used to get that never took themselves seriously. I bet you could make 'the repossessed' again.
>> No. 97742 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 7:05 pm
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>David Baddiel will be here any minute now to tell us why

Juuust as soon as he stops being a pound shop Ben Elton. Any Day now.
>> No. 97743 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 7:11 pm
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>>97741
You have to admit, this is still streets ahead of the "Liberal Democrats Winning Here" signs that they've been keeping in storage for the rare by-election they may win in an obscure English rural valley such as Lumbutts, and occasonally hiring a mini JCB to smash a wall of blue boxes. Like, it as if you're choosing between which Uncle has the best dance moves at a wake here, Lads. It's obviously the one with the Ginger Auntie.
>> No. 97744 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 7:13 pm
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>>97739

>but there's a lot of people on there

Probably just a handful but they're kicking up a fuss like they're in the thousands.

I can't wait to see election coverage again along the lines of "A twitter user said...". They were doing that incessantly in 2019 when there was a slow day and they had nothing else to write about.

I don't care what one random fucking twitter user says, ever. So don't try to pass it off to me as news. You didn't go to journalism school for that.
>> No. 97745 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 7:34 pm
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>>97744

THERE'S A JOURNALISM SCHOOL (?!)
>> No. 97746 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 8:02 pm
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>>97744
I've just scrolled through the Mirror homepage and there were five articles that were literally "someone posts on social media about a TV show". It appears that "you won't believe how Molly Ringwald/Chunk from The Goonies/Nick Berry from Heartbeat looks now!" is also a popular topic.
>> No. 97747 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 8:10 pm
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>>97746
I see "[x]... hits back at trolls[/x]" a lot too. My own fault for visiting the rags, I suppose.
>> No. 97748 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 8:12 pm
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Why did I press "x" instead of "i"? It's very hot, leave me alone.
>> No. 97749 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 8:41 pm
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>>97745

Staggeringly, yes. Most people writing sidebar of shame articles for shitrags have a specific professional qualification.

https://www.nctj.com/

>>97747

"Took to Twitter" is one of those phrases that you only see in tabloids, like "bedded by a love rat" or "sordid romp".
>> No. 97750 Anonymous
12th June 2023
Monday 9:31 pm
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>>97746

Thankyou for reminding me about Molly Ringwald, a wank over a hot bungy was just what I needed right now, since it's not wednesday yet.
>> No. 97751 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 1:04 am
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>>97749

>Most people writing sidebar of shame articles for shitrags have a specific professional qualification.

I guess as with many professions, there's a distinct bottom of the barrel. Some people present the BBC or ITV News or write for the Guardian, while others scrape by pulling non-news and clickbait out of their arse for a living.
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13th June 2023
Tuesday 1:31 am
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>>97748
You'd have got away with it if you hadn't pointed it out. I just read your post as "X hits back at trolls", which makes perfect sense.
>> No. 97753 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 6:48 am
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>>97751
I think it's more the case that not everyone has rich parents who'll subsidise them while they intern at the Guardian.
>> No. 97754 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 10:14 am
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>>97753

Internships at the Northern Echo don't pay any better, so what is your point.
>> No. 97755 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 10:55 am
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>>97754
Well, you see, if you say "The Guardian" it immediately gives your argument a +2 to Authenticity and allows a reroll on class based skill checks for the next 3 posts.
>> No. 97756 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 11:10 am
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>>97754
The Guardian were notorious for using unpaid internships while criticising other companies for doing this and it's well known that they tend to hire poshos. It's much easier for someone to get their foot in the door doing bottom of the barrel clickbait shite for a tabloid than it is to start at somewhere like the Graun unless you've got money and connections behind you.
>> No. 97757 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 3:29 pm
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>>97756

So what if they've got poshos writing for it. Anybody doing any kind of noteworthy work at a major media company probably isn't dolescum.

Although left-wing liberal poshos like some Guardian journalists are a particularly pernicious breed of posho, I'll give you that.
>> No. 97758 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 4:12 pm
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>>97757

>So what if they've got poshos writing for it.

Because we end up with a media landscape that is totally dominated by the experiences and opinions of people who were born into such wealth and privilege that they don't have to worry about earning a living. Without any kind of conspiracy behind it, the whole of the media has become propaganda for the very wealthy.

In the 1990s, it was possible for an ordinary working-class person to go to night school, get their NCTJ, get a job at a local paper and end up working for one of the nationals. You didn't need to take out a massive loan to get your qualifications, you could earn a living wage as a junior reporter and if you moved down to London you could afford to rent somewhere on an ordinary wage.

Today, journalism is almost completely closed to you as a profession unless you can afford to spend years living in London with little or no income. Work that used to be done by salaried junior reporters is now done by unpaid interns, or freelancers who are working for a fraction of the minimum wage. The day-to-day business of journalism has in effect become an amateur sport - normal people need not apply.

IMO the really corrosive effect of this is that we see politics reported on as if it's just a game. Nobody involved actually has a stake in the outcome, because they're trust fund kids who know that mummy and daddy will always be able to bail them out. None of them care about the consequences of what they're doing, because "consequences" is an entirely abstract concept to them.

The right-wing press pander to the prejudices of their readers while advancing a brand of disaster capitalism that is ruinous for anyone who doesn't have an investment manager. Guardian journalists go on safari in The North, as if they're a foreign correspondent in some third-world country; ordinary people struggling with ordinary problems might evoke pity, but not solidarity. Us plebs are gullible enough to treat it like serious journalism, rather than seeing it for what it really is - a grotesque charade, the sole outcome of which is to further entrench generational inequality.
>> No. 97759 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 5:05 pm
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>>97757
>So what if they've got poshos writing for it. Anybody doing any kind of noteworthy work at a major media company probably isn't dolescum.

I think you're overlooking the fact that it's not just that their prominent writers are Oxbridge poshos, it's that almost everyone there is.
>> No. 97760 Anonymous
13th June 2023
Tuesday 9:08 pm
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>>97758

Honestly it will be a good thing when ChatGPT puts them all out of a job.
>> No. 97762 Anonymous
14th June 2023
Wednesday 12:02 am
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>>97760
>Some of the content advances false narratives. Nearly all of the content features bland language and repetitive phrases, hallmarks of artificial intelligence.
>Almost half the sites had no obvious record of ownership or control, and only four were able to be contacted.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/02/chatbot-journalists-found-running-almost-50-ai-generated-content-farms

Be careful what you wish for. Imagine a future where the sidebar of shame uses a combination of cookies and big data to personalise content to fuck you off. It could even have a comments section to draw you in and keep you having a cunt-off all night with a robot.
>> No. 97763 Anonymous
14th June 2023
Wednesday 3:06 am
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>>97760
It's already putting lawyers out of a job, albeit not for the reasons you might think.
https://apnews.com/article/artificial-intelligence-chatgpt-courts-e15023d7e6fdf4f099aa122437dbb59b
>> No. 97764 Anonymous
14th June 2023
Wednesday 2:13 pm
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>>97763

It's not hard to check if a case actually existed. Least of all for somebody practising law. These are pure lazy mistakes where you or your intern couldn't be arsed to take another five minutes to verify your sources.

I see a bigger problem with students or scientists citing sources in their work which they glancingly gathered online but which are ChatGPT fabrications. Few people will bother checking every single one of your three dozen references in a 50-page paper, especially not the more obscure ones, but if they do, it'll be quite embarrassing.

This problem has been known for some time and predates ChatGPT.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/computerized-fake-research-papers-get-published/
>> No. 97765 Anonymous
14th June 2023
Wednesday 8:28 pm
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>>97762
This is exactly the kind of trash AI will usher in. It won't revolutionise jack, in my opinion, it'll just sour the internet even further. We'll also end up in a situation where it's not only quite difficult to find and maintain websites outside of the mainstream, but that it will be a psychological effort as the ones you do find will often be completely AI generated and of such low quality as to be completely useless. We're already halfway there, it'll just start to happen in realms outside ad copy listicles.

Still, if that does happen the AI reign of terror might be shortlived if it starts gorging on it's own digital excretions: https://venturebeat.com/ai/the-ai-feedback-loop-researchers-warn-of-model-collapse-as-ai-trains-on-ai-generated-content/

And what about that bloody Labour, eh?
>> No. 97766 Anonymous
14th June 2023
Wednesday 10:15 pm
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>>97765

>Still, if that does happen the AI reign of terror might be shortlived if it starts gorging on it's own digital excretions


Yo Dawg, we heard u like AI. So we put some AI in your AI so you can AI while you AI.

We truly live in exciting times.
>> No. 97770 Anonymous
14th June 2023
Wednesday 10:58 pm
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>> No. 97771 Anonymous
15th June 2023
Thursday 8:28 am
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>>97770
I suspect Xi Jinping's rating would be lower if people didn't keep confusing him with Winnie the Pooh.
>> No. 97772 Anonymous
15th June 2023
Thursday 10:32 am
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>Homeowners turn their backs on the Tories, poll shows – piling new pressure on Sunak

>Homeowners are turning their backs on the Tories as high interest rates increase the costs of their mortgages, exclusive polling for i shows.

>According to strategy firm Stonehaven, Labour holds a 15-point lead over the Conservatives amongst homeowners, who are traditionally seen as Tory supporters.


Not saying homeowners will decide the election, but that's really not a good sign for the Tories.
>> No. 97773 Anonymous
15th June 2023
Thursday 11:09 am
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>>97772
If you cost people money you'll fuck them off. Most Tory policy doesn't directly affect people but making their mortgage shoot up definitely will.
>> No. 97774 Anonymous
15th June 2023
Thursday 12:00 pm
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>>97772

Thatcher and Major spent seventeen years trying to turn the British electorate into natural Conservatives. They turned social tenants into homeowners through right-to-buy, they converted national ownership into private ownership through privatisation and the massive expansion of private pensions, they turned close to a million employees and unemployed people into small business owners through the Enterprise Allowance.

Whether you think they were right to do that or not, they fundamentally rewrote the social contract for a generation. Thatcher's offer to the British public was that anyone with a decent work ethic could expect to own their own home, build up a comfortable pension pot and cement their place as part of the asset-owning middle class. While this offer certainly didn't play out for everyone, it was delivered to enough people to transform the centre ground of British politics. The old Labour offer of cradle-to-grave paternalism was faltering in 1979, but it was completely obsolete in 1997, because people had come to expect more; Blair's landslide was achieved by adopting Thatcherite principles wholesale, but adding on a layer of social democratic protection.

The Tories have spent the last 13 years - and particularly the last four years - pissing all of that up the wall. They seem to have completely forgotten that their status as the natural party of government was hard earned, that people become Conservatives when they feel that they have assets they want to conserve. Continual contempt for the electorate and a failure to uphold that Thatcherite contract has eroded the sense that the Conservatives are the party of fair rewards for hard work; a large proportion of middle-class voters now see the Conservative party as a party of corruption, cronyism and self-serving elitism.
>> No. 97775 Anonymous
15th June 2023
Thursday 12:24 pm
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>>97772
As a non-homeowner with investments overseas I'm intrigued by the Tory position of crashing the housing market. Michael Gove recently told landlords to go fuck themselves and is angling to reform the leasehold system entirely, now we see those who bought property for an investment portfolio get hit and I couldn't be happier.

Monkey business aside, I'm worried about what this means for the kind of goodies that are about to be offered to 'mortgage holders' to prop up an already toxic bubble market that went into overdrive during the pandemic. If we're drawing up battle lines on this demographic and making the entire issue the interest rate then I wonder what bullshit I'm about to pay for and what kind of pressure BoE and OBR independence is about to go under.
>> No. 97776 Anonymous
15th June 2023
Thursday 1:14 pm
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>>97775
>I'm worried about what this means for the kind of goodies that are about to be offered to 'mortgage holders' to prop up an already toxic bubble market that went into overdrive during the pandemic.

It's likely to be similar from Labour and the Tories. Starmer seems to be pivoting Labour towards the position that Tory policy is right but they're not sensible enough to enact them whereas Labour are the grown ups in the room.
>> No. 97777 Anonymous
15th June 2023
Thursday 2:37 pm
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>>97774

>The Tories have spent the last 13 years - and particularly the last four years - pissing all of that up the wall. They seem to have completely forgotten that their status as the natural party of government was hard earned, that people become Conservatives when they feel that they have assets they want to conserve.

Also, Sunak probably isn't somebody who understands the worries of a middle class homeowner. At his level, you don't take out a mortgage for a four-bedroom in Wolverton. His personal investments alone probably earn him more in a month than the entire property will be worth.

I don't see Starmer being a real middle class advocate either, but nobody who has obscene amounts of wealth to their name like Sunak can claim they know what the middle class, and even the upper middle class struggle with every day.
>> No. 97778 Anonymous
15th June 2023
Thursday 6:48 pm
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>>97777
It might have been someone on here who made a great point that really stuck with me -
I understand a huge amount of people survive on $1 a day, but I have no concept of what that means - like how does life on $1 a day in rural Senegal compare to life on $1.50 in rural Senegal? What does that actually mean in terms of food/housing?

For people like Rishi, the equivalent is going to be understanding the different experiences of UK citizens on £29k pa Vs £19k.
>> No. 97779 Anonymous
15th June 2023
Thursday 7:57 pm
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>>97777

I think middle and upper middle class people who are struggling with their mortgage rate ought to re-evaluate their class statues to begin with, in fairness. But let's not make it all about CLASS eh?

>>97778

In real terms, there doesn't tend to be much difference- People with a bit left over at the end of the month can simply afford to have a bit of a flashier car or go somewhere further flung than Benidorm on their holidays. Or, less pessimistically, that money is swallowed up because they have a family and so on- I know I have done better off than a lot of people I know on higher wages simply because I don't have kids, I lived with my partner thus split the bills for most of the last several years, etc... It's only now I live on my own again I'm feeling strapped.

On a day to day level I think most ordinary people working ordinary jobs still have the same concerns with bread and milk costing twice what they did last year; for the better off ones they feel the pinch losing out on their little luxuries, for the ones at the bottom it means what little wiggle room they had has gone out of the window and every month is a tight squeeze and test of restraint.

I think the trouble is for many people, yes we live in a first world country, we're the sixth richest country in the world, we have unimaginable luxury by many people's standards- But at the same time it's still a grinding, depressing slog if you have to slave away all day five days a week just to barely make ends meet and keep the roof over your head, not having the ability to go anywhere or do anything because you can't afford it, just spending any free time you have in front of the telly because it doesn't cost anything. People who are used to having a bit spare to go for a drink or whatever, and just basically do all those little things that make life bearable, now can't do those things, and it feels fucking bleak.
>> No. 97780 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 12:10 pm
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>The opposition Labour Party will win more seats than the Scottish National Party in Scotland in the next general election according to a poll in the Sunday Times, boosting its chances of winning an outright majority across Britain.

>According to the Panelbase poll for The Sunday Times, the SNP would win just 21 of Scotland's seats in the British parliament, losing more than half of their current 45, while Labour would win 26, up from one now. "Winning 20 in Scotland could be the difference between Labour achieving an outright majority in the Commons and a hung parliament," The Sunday Times said
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/labour-set-get-more-seats-scotland-than-snp-sunday-times-poll-2023-06-17/

It's all on now, lads. The fate of a nation hinges on whether the Scots hate the Tories or the English more.
>> No. 97781 Anonymous
18th June 2023
Sunday 12:21 pm
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>>97780
The next general election has been decided by a campervan.
>> No. 97782 Anonymous
19th June 2023
Monday 8:16 pm
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https://www.politico.eu/article/liz-truss-says-being-compared-to-a-lettuce-was-not-funny/

>“I don’t think it was particularly funny, I think it’s puerile,” Truss told Irish broadcaster RTÉ — after she snapped at the interviewer for even asking the question.
>But in her interview with RTÉ’s David McCullagh, Truss was largely questioned about her brief spell in No. 10, where she quickly lost public and party support after announcing large-scale borrowing and unfunded tax cuts — all of which she then reversed in a matter of weeks.
>“I think the level of understanding of economic ideas in the media and the ability to explain them is very poor indeed,” she added. A wide spectrum of economists criticized Truss’ economic reforms both before and after she enacted them for a brief period in No. 10.

I need to see this interview more than words can describe.
>> No. 97783 Anonymous
19th June 2023
Monday 9:00 pm
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>>97780

It's a perfect storm really. The SNP have kind of fucked it by banging on about independence too much, in the perception of many Scots, to the detriment of governing effectively.

Like if Labour/Lib Dems were still going on about Brexit- As much as a lot of people still think it was a mistake, it's still overall seen as harmful to still be banging that drum rather than focussing on immediate issues. They won their position not just by promising a referendum, but by actually posing a credible social democratic platform in the absence of one from the other parties; if they lose that they're just another single issue gimmick party.

On top of that there's the scandal of whatever it was with the campaign money, which shows them up as crooked bastards like anyone else. That will have madea decent dent on their reputation. When you combine that with the increasing need to just get the Toires the fuck out of number 10, yeah, I can see Scotland swinging quite heavily to Labour.
>> No. 97784 Anonymous
25th June 2023
Sunday 1:33 am
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>The SNP have kind of fucked it by banging on about independence too much, in the perception of many Scots
It's quite funny that this is the perception - and even Sturgeon has "admitted" to it before - but in many ways the opposite is true. The SNP haven't talked about independence all that much for a party who's raison-d'etre is independence, and when they have it's generally been thin gruel - vague future aspirations, clearly non-credible referendum dates, and incidental mentions explaining away policy inaction. I'd go so far as to say the Scottish opposition parties spend more time talking about independence than the SNP. (because until recently, opposing independence is basically the only reason you'd vote Scottish Labour or Lib Dem over the SNP or Greens, while the SNP can always announce normal governmental stuff.)

Despite the image of a party that always goes on about independence, the SNP are clearly being less prepared for independence or an independence referendum than in 2014. They've abandoned old answers to how an independent Scotland would look and replaced them with a mixture of non-answers, open questions, and answers so obviously deeply unpopular that they'll have to be scrapped before an actual campaign. Independence policy has suffered as much as, if not more than other policy areas as a result of the SNP's falling administrative competence. If the party were distracted by anything, it was promoting their leadership and improving their public image. That's what'll sink the SNP: They've managed to speedrun Scottish Labour's position under Blair and alienate or disengage a good chunk of their core supporters. They can't hide administrative failures by appealing to independence since their independence polices aren't credible, and they can't sell you on independence with administrative competence because they're no longer competent. Their only real hope is that Scottish Labour's refusal to learn anything since 2007 and love of blundering somehow rescue them and make it a tie.
>> No. 97785 Anonymous
28th June 2023
Wednesday 1:34 pm
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>Keir Starmer considers ditching Labour pledge to reinstate DfID
>The Labour leader promised last year to restore the department, which was scrapped in 2020 by Boris Johnson, who called it a “giant cashpoint in the sky”.
>Sarah Champion, the Labour chair of the international development committee, said: “If we want credibility going into the general election, we have to be seen to keep to our promises. One we have been consistent is bringing back a new Department for International Development. It has to have that independence.”
>https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jun/28/keir-starmer-considers-ditching-labour-pledge-to-reinstate-dfid-international-development

How many members of his own Shadow Cabinet is Starmer going come out in opposition against? By this time next year it's going to be him and Reeves against the world.
>> No. 97786 Anonymous
28th June 2023
Wednesday 6:02 pm
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>>97785
Today they've also gone back on their pledge for rent controls and said if they're in power Right to Buy will continue.
>> No. 97787 Anonymous
28th June 2023
Wednesday 6:19 pm
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>>97786

It's shite, obviously, if you're even the most optimistically Labour faithful. But electorally it makes sense. The votes they are theoretically winning are disillusioned Tories, people who have always voted Labour are still voting Labour, and even if the entire red wall flips back overnight it wouldn't be enough to be assured of a majority, so they have to drill harder on that well.

The one thing politicians are good at is breaking their promises though, eh? So who knows, maybe we'll see a mirror-universe version of the Tory government, where instead of promising billions of investment in public services and delivering fat fuck all; they go into government on a raft of pledges to starve the public sector dry, but slip up and accidentally give the entire NHS a 200% pay rise.
>> No. 97788 Anonymous
28th June 2023
Wednesday 8:25 pm
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>>97787

There's also a strong element of expectation management. Inflation is proving to be much stickier than we initially thought and our current economic pain is expected to last well into the next Parliamentary term. The next government simply won't have the opportunity to make big spending commitments until at least 2026.

If Labour are on track to win a comfortable majority at the next election, it makes sense to start planning for the election after that. It's better to under-promise and over-deliver, particularly at a time when trust in politicians is very low.
>> No. 97789 Anonymous
28th June 2023
Wednesday 8:28 pm
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This is a thing and a lot of people keep missing. It isn't enough to win more votes, to unseat the Tories we need people who voted Tory last time to at the very least not vote Tory this time. The old adage that a switching voters being worth two votes very much applies here.

The other thing people miss is that Twitter isn't real life, and that the people who are audibly whining about it are mostly a very noisy minority.
>> No. 97790 Anonymous
28th June 2023
Wednesday 8:35 pm
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>>97787
I believe Labour's issue in 2019 was that their supporters didn't turn out to vote rather than swinging to the Tories.

I can't remember the last time Starmer came out with something that wasn't putting me off Labour and I couldn't stand Corbyn.
>> No. 97791 Anonymous
28th June 2023
Wednesday 8:52 pm
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>>97790

Labour got a bigger share of the popular vote in 2019 than in 2015, but ended up with 30 fewer seats. In 2017 they got a bigger share of the popular vote than in 2005, but ended up with 93 fewer seats.

Corbyn was very popular in places that already had a massive Labour majority, but deeply unpopular everywhere else. A general election is about seats, not votes - you're fighting 650 separate battles. If you want to win a general election, you have to ruthlessly focus on swing voters in marginal seats. Getting thousands of extra votes in Knowsley or Bootle counts for nothing except ego.

I'm betting that you live in a safe Labour seat; your vote is one that Starmer is more than happy to lose if it gains him a vote in a marginal seat. In many cases, a ratio of two, five or even ten votes lost in a safe seat to one gained in a marginal seat is still a beneficial exchange.
>> No. 97792 Anonymous
28th June 2023
Wednesday 11:32 pm
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>It's better to under-promise and over-deliver
It's a beloved Blair line, but I guarantee you if by some act of god we're at 2% inflation and a big budget surplus in 2026 Starmer's still not suddenly going to go "oh, great. No need for tuition fees anymore then."
Starmer isn't moving right because circumstances force him to, or even opportunistically because he thinks it's going to help him win. He's doing it because he and the people around him want to do it. They would do it even if they knew it would make the party less popular with the public because they believe in it. They are just as ideologically blinkered as the Labour left if not moreso. If Labour are ahead it must ditch left policies because it can't get complacent, and if Labour are behind it must ditch left policies because these are the obvious source of the unpopularity.
>> No. 97793 Anonymous
29th June 2023
Thursday 1:02 am
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>>97792

>They would do it even if they knew it would make the party less popular with the public because they believe in it. They are just as ideologically blinkered as the Labour left if not moreso.

Let us for a moment accept the argument that Starmer pretended to be left-wing just to get elected as leader, then reverted to his true centre-right tendencies. If he's just as ideologically blinkered as the Labour left, then why weren't they willing to pretend to be centrists to get a majority, then revert to their true left-wing tendencies? No matter how you slice it, one wing of the Labour party has been stubbornly saying exactly the same things since the 50s, while the other wing has adapted along with the zeitgeist. You can argue that this is just a squirrelly effort to get elected by a bunch of vacuous weathervanes, but you cannot simultaneously argue that those people are ideologically blinkered.

Political pragmatism is a thing that exists, even if it's alien to your understanding of politics. Changing your opinion when the facts change is not a sign of cowardice. Building a policy platform around what is practical and possible is necessary if you actually want to run a country, because there are in fact limits to what can be achieved by government.

I know that it feels nice to imagine that we'd be living in a utopia if it wasn't for those bastards, whoever you might believe those bastards to be, but a country has a finite amount of resources to work with. Blind faith in wishful thinking does not build a better society.
>> No. 97794 Anonymous
29th June 2023
Thursday 4:02 am
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>>97793
>No matter how you slice it, one wing of the Labour party has been stubbornly saying exactly the same things since the 50s
That would be the Labour right, who blundered the 1959 election under the guy who went on to blunder toying with clause 4 so badly they stuck it on membership cards to spite him. The modern Labour left for the most part hark back to Benn, not Bevan.

I'll do you the favour of ignoring the silly comparison between lying in a leadership election and lying in a general election (why didn't Corbyn just pretend to be Blair indeed!) and cut to the point: If the Labour right were a gang of weathervanes they'd be in touch with the zeitgeist and I'd be their biggest fan. I don't expect them to believe in anything, but I do expect novelty value. It's precisely because the Labour leadership are still picking up analogue transmissions from 1995 that they're worthy of contempt. There are east European communists with a more forward-looking political outlook.
If Labour are just pragmatists, it should be easy to give a handful of examples of times that the Labour right made a pragmatic move to the left. How often have they noticed that actually, the party was too far to the right and needed to change course to stay in line with public opinion? I'll start the bidding with "Crosland in 1974", let's see if we can get any advance on the Wilson era.
>> No. 97795 Anonymous
29th June 2023
Thursday 3:39 pm
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With all this about Thames Water in the news lately, I have yet to hear anyone bring up that Jeremy Corbyn warned up about precisely this and wanted to nationalise the water companies even as I, personally, didn't see the point. Privatisation on the whole seems to be going through a terrible time, PR-wise, and absolutely everyone hates it now, or at least today. Labour are constantly accused of fighting the last election rather than the next one; could everyone's favourite 1970s crustie Hamas-hugger actually have been ahead of the curve?
>> No. 97796 Anonymous
29th June 2023
Thursday 5:18 pm
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>>97795
Corbyn era policies could barely get a fair hearing when he was Labour leader. Now? No chance.
>> No. 97797 Anonymous
29th June 2023
Thursday 6:50 pm
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>>97794
Not him but:

When they didn't leave the party to join the SocDems.
When they didn't leave the party to join whatever that weird EU-Nandos party was.

I look forward to seeing the shifting goalposts on a bullshit question. Do I next start talking about Blair-era policy?

>>97795
>>97796
Funnily enough Thames Water bonds has a clause added in response to Corbyn that their value would be immediately repaid on nationalisation without any loss of value. I don't think Thames Water will go under but if it does Corbyn is going to cost us all a small fortune and save the skin of some freewheeling capitalists.

You shouldn't mention him with any domestic policy really for the damage the association has. Whenever someone hears him now they just think of his inept foreign policy that makes you kind of glad that Boris Johnson got to be Prime Minister, 'oh right the guy who kowtowed to Russia when they killed people using a nerve agent our soil, the one that said NATO was a menace'.
>> No. 97798 Anonymous
29th June 2023
Thursday 6:55 pm
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>>97795

As I feel like I have to keep saying until I am blue in the face- Corbyn's policies were popular, it was the man himself that was unpopular, and it was Momentum r/greenandpleasant crusties who spoilt the chances of making him at least palatable.

If Boris Johnson nationalised British Gas and every water company, people would be hailing him for it. Doesn't matter that it's totally topsy-turvy upside down from what his party and his ideological position is meant to be, what politics nerds forget is that ordinary people don't actually understand any of that. People have no idea what left and right mean or stand for.

I want you to imagine an alternate universe, where instead of what happened, there was a viral video "leaked" before the 2019 election, wherein Jeremy Corbyn is caught speaking candidly, by some secret recording kind of set up. He says "Course, it's true, we should absolutely kick the bloody lot of them out- British taxes should be spent on British people... Just can't get away with saying it nowadays can you..." or something to that effect.

I'm not making a point about bigotry and xenephobia of the working class here, but it demonstrates what I mean. The point is that even if people agreed with 100% of his policies, and the polling always suggested, and still suggests, that a vast majority of the electorate DO agree with his policies- He is still (mistakenly or not) the face of softy soft wet liberal Labout that wants to arrest you for being English and all that lot. The only way he could have won is if he somehow shed that image.

His policies barely mattered- Even if the majority of people agreed with them. Imagine that he ran on a manifesto further right than Blair or even Cameron. Would it have helped?

The upshot of this that I am gradually coming to is that somebody with a better image could very well run on a platform of nationalising everything, and now would be the time to do so. Starmer Labour's idea to start up the nationalised green energy company is a tentative hint that they might not actually be so fucking thick they don't realise it- They are just being (perhaps overly) cautious about it for now. If they have any brain cells, let alone a pair of bollocks between them, they'll go into the next election promising at the very least a "reform" of the utilities market.
>> No. 97799 Anonymous
29th June 2023
Thursday 6:59 pm
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>>97797

I mean, imagine if we were the only cunts in Europe supporting Russia. Energy bills would have been a fuck of a lot cheaper wouldn't they.

Corbyn's Britain would be the promised land m8.
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29th June 2023
Thursday 7:06 pm
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>>97798
Are you saying Michael Foot's suicide note was a problem of charisma too? Honestly it beggars belief that you can claim the population quietly support policies completely out of the political norm while at the same time recognising they get absolutely destroyed at the ballot box.

Now where are we going to get the money to nationalise utilities and rail at the moment - will we do a Truss and finance it by borrowing?
>> No. 97801 Anonymous
29th June 2023
Thursday 7:14 pm
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>>97800

In the case of stuff like trains, we can make a convincing case that nationalisation costs us less than continuing the status quo. Utilities might be a more difficult one to balance the books on, but ultimately the country is not strapped for cash, and even better- The money presently being extracted by shareholders could instead go into the public coffers.

Where do you think we got the money to throw around during the pandemic? It wasn't sat there in a carefully saved piggy bank with a Union Jack on the side, thanks to those years of careful austerity bringing the deficit down. Complete fucking hogwash. The stank between my bollocks after I neglect to shower for four days is more credible.

Either way the facts don't lie ladm9. People overwhelmingly support nationalisation. That's just an objective, black and white fact.

https://www.survation.com/new-poll-public-strongly-backing-public-ownership-of-energy-and-key-utilities/
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29th June 2023
Thursday 7:35 pm
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>>97797
The biggest "moves left" the labour right made were to remain in the party they were already in (and believed themselves the rightful owners of) instead of running off to the SDP or ChUK's suck and fuck? It's an innovative definition of a move, I'll give you that.
>> No. 97803 Anonymous
30th June 2023
Friday 12:30 am
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>>97798
I have no real objection to privatisation as such, but for natural monopolies that's always, literally always bollocks. A company is a profit extraction engine, which is great if there is genuine competition, but if the "private market" operates a natural monopoly it turns into a game of "who can grab the most before they notice an it gets renationalised". Water is the current prime example, but rail is not close behind as are most utilities. Telecoms and electricity are about as close as you can get from decoupling the nationalised network from the private provider, but even those are border line. Have a (very strictyly governed) public provider and then see if the "free market" can genuinely do better. The public provider should be the floor to be danced under by the private market. If a tax payer funded public company can do better, then sorry, you fucked up.
>> No. 97804 Anonymous
30th June 2023
Friday 1:12 pm
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>>97801
It's funny how when people talk about things that benefit society, someone always asks "How do we pay for this?" but when people talk about things that benefit private interests this somehow isn't a concern.
>> No. 97805 Anonymous
30th June 2023
Friday 5:23 pm
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>Liv Garfield, the boss of FTSE 100 water giant Severn Trent, is trying to bring a taskforce of utility bosses together with the Labour party in a bid to head off the threat of nationalisation.
>In an email sent to other utility CEOs which she describes as “sensitive” and “highly confidential”, the £4 million a year Garfield asks them to join an “off-the-record roundtable” with Will Hutton, the Observer journalist best known for books critical of capitalism including The State We’re In.
>She writes: “Whilst it is clear Labour will not include nationalisation in its next manifesto, they are also not keen on entering into the election race championing the status quo. The leadership thinks there is room for improvement and, politically, there is significant pressure to ‘do something’ about utilities.”
>She adds: “One idea we believe might be attractive to the Labour leadership is re-purposing utilities and utility networks into a new breed of declared social purpose companies – companies that remain privately owned, who absolutely can (and should) make a profit, but ones that also have a special duty to take a long-term view.”
>Garfield, one of a handful of female bosses of FTSE 100 companies, warns her colleagues: “The Labour leadership is aware we are soft testing various ideas but have asked us to keep it highly confidential so please don’t forward this email.”

Oh what a tangled web we weave.
>> No. 97806 Anonymous
30th June 2023
Friday 5:41 pm
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>>97805
>please don’t forward this email
I honestly can't believe she thought this would work.
>> No. 97807 Anonymous
30th June 2023
Friday 6:35 pm
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>>97805
I'd say something, but the way things are going Labour might take away my membership away. Bent pieces of shit.

>>97806
Corporate equivalent of "OC, do not steal".
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30th June 2023
Friday 6:44 pm
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>>97805

I mean, if I was Kier Starmer and had my heart set on being a complete neoliberal twat about it, while still looking like I'm doing something, and marginally perhaps even actually doing something, I would propose going just shy of nationalisation, and leaving these companies "private", but with the government being the majority shareholder. So the shareholder the company has duties to serve, is the government, but the ghouls can still put their money in it to make free money.

Could something like that work? Would it improve matters?
>> No. 97809 Anonymous
30th June 2023
Friday 7:28 pm
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>>97808

Fundamentally, the particular structure doesn't matter very much. Privatisation has gone badly because the government isn't very good at negotiating contracts. Nationalised industries were generally run badly because the government was bad at running major industries. The solution in either case is something so alien that it never even gets debated - that we should pay senior civil servants vastly more and give them far more autonomy, reduce the turnover of ministers and reduce their involvement in day-to-day business.

The rail industry has been pseudo-nationalised since the pandemic and seven franchises are directly operated by the government, but it hasn't helped matters in the slightest. The current Secretary of State for Transport has been in post for eight months. He knows the square root of fuck all about how to run a railway. He's the 12th person to hold that office in the last 20 years.

The absolute top end of the SCS pay scale is £208,100, while the median pay for band 3 is £138,000. That is obviously a lot of money, but a comparable role in the private sector would offer total remuneration of >£600,000. The civil service simply cannot attract enough suitably qualified candidates, because the private sector offers them four times more money and approximately zero chance of ending up in the papers or being called before a public inquiry.

Privatised industries may well be taking the piss, but they're doing so because they're allowed to do so. In most cases, that has nothing to do with cronyism or corruption, it's just the result of government incompetence. The ministers responsible don't have any special insight, they're just reacting to the same headlines as the rest of us.

Obviously we don't know the details, but the taskforce mentioned in >>97805 sounds eminently sensible - build a sustainable framework of accountability that aligns the long-term incentives of everyone involved, rather than endlessly reacting to crises and scandals. The devil is in the details, but at least it's an attempt to get at the real problems.
>> No. 97810 Anonymous
30th June 2023
Friday 10:42 pm
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>>97809
>Privatisation has gone badly because the government isn't very good at negotiating contracts
That suggests a competence issue that (present company excepted) simply isn't there. Rather, the issue with government contracts is that walking away isn't an option. If the government is trying to shift a contract and it rejects all the bidders, what then? Does it just not run trains/turn off the water/close the hospital/shut down the grid/whatever?

All the things you hear about £200 lightbulbs are typically poorly-specified framework contracts outside of central government, most usually in the NHS. Typically, this is because the maintenance contractor is working to some obscene SLA for everything and so they've priced it based on the worst-case outcome, e.g. a two-man job to be completed within 3 hours at 10pm on Christmas Day. (The solution to that specific problem is tiered SLAs.)

>The current Secretary of State for Transport has been in post for eight months. He knows the square root of fuck all about how to run a railway.
That's a specific issue with the current government. It's not that they don't know anything about running a railway (they don't need to, that's what civil servants are for). It's that they don't actually care. People at DfT have been trying to get things done, while the ministers have mostly been wondering why they're wasting all this money on public transport when they could put it into road schemes instead. Ministers between DfT and HMT are saying they can't find the money to fund "unaffordable" rail projects, meanwhile they easily found a billion and change for a roundabout.
>> No. 97811 Anonymous
1st July 2023
Saturday 12:36 am
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>>97809
The taskforce exists to get at three problems, and only those three problems.
1. Thames Water have a CEO who fears losing her job to Simon Case
2. Keir Starmer needs to sound like he's doing something without doing anything, ideally before the government panic and outflank him from the left again.
3. Will Hutton is now so desperate for relevance he'll forget any hard feelings over his failure to really sell Blair on stakeholder capitalism and leftwash any old shite if you tell him he's relevant and just as much a part of our big 90s nostalgia trip as Mandelson or D-Ream. The state he's in.
>> No. 97812 Anonymous
2nd July 2023
Sunday 2:47 pm
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>The Conservatives are on course for the biggest by-election defeat in British history in Mid Bedfordshire, according to a poll that will cause panic among Tory MPs.

>A survey by Opinium found that Labour would overturn Nadine Dorries’ 24,664 majority in a seat that has been held by the Tories since 1931. The defeat would shock many Conservative MPs, raising the prospect that other seats thought to be “safe” may now be at risk.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2023/07/01/poll-nadine-dorries-by-election/
>> No. 97813 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 12:19 pm
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>> No. 97814 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 12:57 pm
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>>97813

True socialists know that the only way to bring about the glorious revolution is to stay in opposition forever, endlessly talking amongst yourselves about how right you are. Trying to get elected is for tory scum. Compromising is for tory scum. Setting out a workable policy platform is for tory scum. Meeting the electorate in the middle is for tory scum. Not calling people tory scum is for tory scum.
>> No. 97815 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 1:13 pm
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True socialists aren't exactly all about money for nothing, contrary to popular belief. It's about everyone sharing in the fruits of the labour.

I know a lot of lefty sorts who still go a bit Daily Mail about the idea of single mums popping out kids and living on the bennies etc. Naturally the response to that is "but being a mum is an important job and role in society too!", and it's a fair point, in theory, but we all know that's not how reality plays out. Obviously the current Labour lot aren't doing it because of that, they're doing it because they want to be Sainsbury's Essentials Tories because that's electable, but still.

I think my point is that they are missing an opportunity to pull off the Torie's own trick. You can rebrand actual proper genuine socialism as being about hard work and graft and a sort of paternalist "do your bit" social conservatism the Mail types would lap up, make actual Tory voters nod along and go "you know what he's talking sense..." if you put a bit of effort in. But they are so thick they think people actually want what the current lot are offering.
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18th July 2023
Tuesday 2:10 pm
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>>97815

>But they are so thick they think people actually want what the current lot are offering.

Ahem.

https://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/prediction_main.html
>> No. 97817 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 2:13 pm
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>>97816
Do people actually dislike Tory policy in general though? It feels like people are more rejecting Tories for their corruption and incompetence rather than the actual policies they put forward.
>> No. 97818 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 4:04 pm
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>>97814
>The left fringe
Like Anas Sarwar, leader of Scottish Labour? Or apparently everyone at a parliamentary meeting with Angela Rayner yesterday? Or are you talking about Trotskyite fire-brand Rosie Duffield? I suppose they've spent too much time listening to shadow welfare secretary Jonathan Ashworth, who recently described the policy as "heinous", to be able to have a rational discussion about it.

Then again, to achieve growth it only makes sense to ape the policies of the past decade-and-a-half. Sure they've not paid dividends yet, but if we try the same thing for twenty whole years I've got a feeling things'll start turning around.

It's a lazy rhetorical trick to make out like anyone who thinks Starmer's policies are lacking merit is a Socialist Worker Party wrecker, or Corbyn die-hard shit-stirer. It might have held up to some scrutiny in 2020, but more than three years down the line it sounds like propagandistic nonsense.
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18th July 2023
Tuesday 4:20 pm
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>>97818

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QltLHCnd0BQ
>> No. 97820 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 6:29 pm
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>>97816

You can look at it both ways really, I'm not aware that there's any strong evidence to show whether people are just disgusted at the Tories or they like the complete milquetoast offering Kier and chums are putting up, but let's be real it's the first one isn't it?

Like, yeah, I get the idea of "just be inoffensive and take advantage of the disgust", sure. Fine strategy, it's probably going to work too. But they could actually be capitalising on it, if they had anything in them. And it doesn't have to be just opportunistically shoving in as much wooly lefty nonsense as they can get away with before the door shuts; I mean they could be capitalising in a way that changes the political landscape for generations and shifts the Overton window leftward.
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18th July 2023
Tuesday 6:44 pm
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>>97820
Last time they were in power they didn't really begin the big spending until their second term.
>> No. 97822 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 7:55 pm
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>>97820

>I mean they could be capitalising in a way that changes the political landscape for generations and shifts the Overton window leftward

Any attempt to do that would almost certainly have the opposite effect.

We are no longer in a position to keep up with France or Germany. We are being overtaken by Eastern European economies. Sunak is taxing and spending more than Blair ever did, but it doesn't touch the sides. There isn't a credible left-wing position, nor is there a credible right-wing position; both are based on the delusion that we're a much wealthier country than we actually are.

Our population is old and sick and poorly skilled. Our infrastructure is piss-poor, our economy is severely unbalanced and our industrial strategy is basically non-existent. We've badly damaged our trading relationship with our nearest neighbours and trashed our credibility as a trustworthy counterparty. None of those issues can be fixed quickly.

The economy is fucked and we aren't sure if we can un-fuck it. That's the grim reality of our situation. The best possible promise that any politician can honestly make it that things might stop getting worse by about 2028 if we make a lot of difficult choices now.

Starmer is offering nothing, but even that might be overly optimistic. If he promises more than that, then he'd be setting the electorate up for certain disappointment.

https://archive.org/details/what_a_life_TNA/what_a_life_TNA.mpg
>> No. 97823 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 8:05 pm
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>>97822

I should emphasise that when I say "leftward" I don't mean towards Corbynism or Greeny optimism or what have you, but rather just away from the free-market strip mining at the very least. Not promising loads of handouts and public spending but at least promising to put an end to the outright theft of taxpayer money and assets, and keeping hold of what we do have left, with a view to rebuilding in future. The pitch would be that it'll take work, it won't be easy, hard decisions etc, but that the eventual rewards will be for the British people and not the global capitalist class.

One can dream though eh.

>The economy is fucked and we aren't sure if we can un-fuck it. That's the grim reality of our situation

My inner cynic more or less agrees, but at the same time I don't find it useful in real terms, because I mean. What is the plan, in that case? You've got to have a plan. There has to be a vision. Even if it's a bit on the optimistic side you've got to have an idea of somewhere to go.

If we're winning elections of a manifesto of palliative care then really what does it matter anyway.
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18th July 2023
Tuesday 8:33 pm
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>>97813
I mean, it is pretty reprehensible isn't it? I'm not sure how people can justify supporting such a limit outside of racism, hatred of the poor or general misanthropy. I hate the poor and even I see the logic given the children are by-and-large a profitable investment, unless they're seduced by callous universities offering dubious degrees in philosophy of course.

>>97822
So basically you're angry about Brexit. The idea that we can't keep up with France, Germany and fucking Poland is ludicrous.
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18th July 2023
Tuesday 8:35 pm
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>>97823

>If we're winning elections of a manifesto of palliative care then really what does it matter anyway.

Because palliative care is better than a suicide pact.
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18th July 2023
Tuesday 8:43 pm
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>>97824
>I mean, it is pretty reprehensible isn't it?

The answer I want to know is what the impact of the cap has been. It's been eight years since it was announced and six years since it was implemented but what have the consequences been, apart from families having less money? Are povvos thinking about things more before having kids? Obviously we know the muzzas won't because they want to outnumber us.
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18th July 2023
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>97825
I know that was supposed to sound pithy, but it actually makes no sense.
>> No. 97828 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 9:35 pm
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>>97824
>The idea that we can't keep up with France, Germany and fucking Poland is ludicrous.
The whole West is buggered. It's awful. China is still considerably worse than us, but life there is getting better each year. That's not happening here, nor in France, nor even in Japan, come to think of it. Sometimes I really do wonder if we have reached the end of good news.
>> No. 97829 Anonymous
18th July 2023
Tuesday 10:43 pm
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What about all the renewables and that though? Once we're magicing energy out of thin air instead of burning dinosaurs we literally escape the shackles of scarcity and extraction-production-mode economics, we'll have infinite resources, like in Supreme Commander. The fuck are Poland and France gonna do then.

I'm not an economist and I'm a bit fucked at the minute but that square definitely circles somewhere. If we have infinite electricity we can afford to have everyone living on the bennies. The economy doesn't need labour to add value if the energy we use to farm and watch porn and everything comes out of nothing. Someone cleverer than me, help, I'm sure there's something to it.
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18th July 2023
Tuesday 11:20 pm
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>>97829
The problem with renewables is storage. Outside of hydropower (pump it up when overproducing, make it back when discharging) there isn't really a good solution to storing power at large scale. Wind and solar needs storage, tidal energy is fairly constant but far from developed and reliable.
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19th July 2023
Wednesday 12:39 am
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>>97830

What if we just had loads more than we ever needed, and just pour the excess into the sea or whatever? We don't need to store it if we're never short.
>> No. 97832 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 5:21 am
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>>97829

>What about all the renewables and that though?

The UK's main renewable resource is wind power - we aren't a very sunny country, but we are a very windy country. We were building massive numbers of new wind turbines, but that pretty much came to a halt in 2015. The government cancelled all subsidies for new wind turbines and changed the planning rules to give local communities the right to veto new wind farms.

This is the problem with the British economy in a nutshell, and it's why the economy is still smaller in real terms than in 2008. Brexit is a symptom of a much deeper malaise - we consistently make decisions that prioritise something over economic growth, so economic growth is killed by a thousand cuts.

You can't build that wind farm because it's an eyesore. You can't put solar panels on your roof because this is a conservation area. You can't build that warehouse because the local roads can't cope. You can't build a new road because there are newts. You can't build that housing estate because there's no bus route and no local shops. You can't come over here to drive a bus or work in a shop because we're taking back control of immigration. Don't bother asking, because whatever the question, the answer is no.

We have become a NIMBY vetocracy, because our electoral demographics are dominated by a generation of people who have paid off their mortgages and have a comfortable pension and would very much prefer if things stayed just the way they are. When we do occasionally manage to build something, it takes far longer and costs far more than it should have done, because straightforward construction projects become vicious political battles.
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19th July 2023
Wednesday 6:52 am
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>>97832
While I'm sure everything you wrote is true it's important to remember that government is an arm of the people, not our master. Abolishing this NIMBYism you speak of would require a fundamental shift in the nature of us as people, in that we must prioritise The Economy over individual rights and comfort. I don't think that's a terribly compassionate way to do things, and I don't agree with it as an ethos.

You might be happier in a fascist dictatorship, there are loads of those around, why not move to one?
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19th July 2023
Wednesday 7:42 am
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>>97833

>Abolishing this NIMBYism you speak of would require a fundamental shift in the nature of us as people

The fundamental shift has already happened. People used to love their children.

Fuck young people, fuck the future, fuck hope, because I've paid off my mortgage and I've got a fat pension. Fuck climate change, because I'll be dead before it happens. Fuck renters, because I make a tidy profit from my buy-to-let properties. Fuck balancing the budget, because I won't have to pay back the debt. Fuck poor kids and parents on benefits, because I've got the triple lock.

We have made the democratic decision to asset-strip the country. The electorate have commanded their government to sell off the future to line the pockets of the over-50s. Democracy without responsibility is just mob rule.
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19th July 2023
Wednesday 7:51 am
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>>97834
Would they be able to do any of that if young people actually voted?
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19th July 2023
Wednesday 7:54 am
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>>97834
I'm sorry but you're still not convincing me we should have Tory Obergruppenfuhrers taking batons to local NIMBYs so we can have more Amazon warehouses in the countryside.
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19th July 2023
Wednesday 8:12 am
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>>97834
>Fuck young people, fuck the future, fuck hope, because I've paid off my mortgage and I've got a fat pension. Fuck climate change, because I'll be dead before it happens. Fuck renters, because I make a tidy profit from my buy-to-let properties. Fuck balancing the budget, because I won't have to pay back the debt. Fuck poor kids and parents on benefits, because I've got the triple lock.

This is what I imagine your brain is like when you consume too much of whatever the inverse of the Daily Mail is.
>> No. 97838 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 8:18 am
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>>97837
>Fuck young people, fuck the future, fuck hope, because I've paid off my mortgage and I've got a fat pension. Fuck climate change, because I'll be dead before it happens. Fuck renters, because I make a tidy profit from my buy-to-let properties. Fuck balancing the budget, because I won't have to pay back the debt. Fuck poor kids and parents on benefits, because I've got the triple lock.

Could make a mint printing this on t-shirts and selling them at £35 a pop. Maybe over a stylised face of Che Guevara or an angry fist.
>> No. 97839 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 10:09 am
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>>97838
>Maybe over a stylised face of Che Guevara or an angry fist.
A bit old hat.
>> No. 97840 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 12:14 pm
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'834lad seems to have hit a nerve eh?

I knew you lot had turned into boomers lately.

>>97835

The trouble with young people is that they are not just outnumbered, but clustered in urban areas where the jobs and universities are. FPTP means their votes are much less valuable even if they had 100% turn out.

>>97837

And yet can you say he's wrong?
>> No. 97841 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 12:41 pm
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>And yet can you say he's wrong?

Yes. There's around 2.74million landlords in the UK, based on the 2020/21 tax returns. There's at least 11million people over 65 in the country, so at best a quarter of boomers are landlords but every landlord I had was of working age; median age of a landlord is 58.

There's a significant number of pensioners in poverty because it's only been the law that employers have to offer a workplace pension scheme since 2012. Not everyone retired on a fat pension and there's still DB pensions available to the public sector, so roughly one in six workers has access to them; I don't like treating people as a homogeneous lump, but if you wanted to see self-absorbed and out of touch people then look no further than retired teachers. I do not understand the obsession some lefties have with the triple lock when the state pension is absolute peanuts.

It's no different from falling for tabloid sensationalist divide and rule.
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19th July 2023
Wednesday 12:56 pm
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>I do not understand the obsession some lefties have with the triple lock when the state pension is absolute peanuts.

Forming your own opinions is hard, and communicating those opinions to others around you is harder still. It's much easier if everyone just gets their opinions from a single central source, then everyone is on the same page, we all know who to hate, who to like, what's good and bad, and most importantly we're all up to date on our in jokes so we don't get mistakenly downvoted on twitter by someone we would ordinarily agree with.

As for your point about the state pension specifically, you're right that it's virtually nothing at all. Shamefully I rarely see anything like that said in the press. Everyone goes to it's not fair to reduce it, they paid in to it they're entitled to it, you're just a loony leftie, and so on ad infinitum. I suppose the state pension is peanuts argument is an uphill battle no-one wants to fight, and you can't mention it even in passing or the other news organisations will take it as a declaration of war.
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19th July 2023
Wednesday 1:01 pm
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>>97841

I fail to see what much of that has to really even do with what the other lad said.

You can cherrypick cases where old people aren't doing well either, and like any demographic or identity based observation it completely misses the point to treat the group in question as monolithic, no different from the daft blanket ideas of white or male privilege and so on.

But even so, by a great many objective measures we have built an economy in which the younger generation are facing an uphill struggle, and the vast majority of political decisions are made to prioritise the protection of a demographic which is, broadly speaking, older and possessing established wealth.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuXzvjBYW8A&t=1s

As for the triple lock, well, the obvious difference to my mind is that it's the only benefit which isn't means tested, right? You get it no matter what, which means we're paying for a pay-rise to millions of people who literally don't need it and spend all their time off at their second home in Spain anyway; meanwhile hospital staff working their arse to the bone have to fight tooth and nail for 5%. I'm generally in favour of universal benefits rather than means tested but again, we've got it upside down, and the only benefit that makes most sense to be means tested is the only one that isn't.
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19th July 2023
Wednesday 1:09 pm
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>You can cherrypick cases where old people aren't doing well either, and like any demographic or identity based observation it completely misses the point to treat the group in question as monolithic, no different from the daft blanket ideas of white or male privilege and so on.

>You get it no matter what, which means we're paying for a pay-rise to millions of people who literally don't need it and spend all their time off at their second home in Spain anyway

This is what we call a learning opportunity.

As for means testing the state pension, I don't think anybody could argue with that. It does mean that we would have to offer an opt out on NI payments for those willing to face the means test though, and we couldn't means test anyone who never had the option to opt out.
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19th July 2023
Wednesday 1:11 pm
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>>97841

>median age of a landlord is 58

I said in my post "sell off the future to line the pockets of the over-50s". The problem isn't pensioners specifically, but people born between 1949 and 1969. As a cohort, they have consistently benefited from policies stacked in their favour at every stage in their lives, then pulled up the ladder.

>There's a significant number of pensioners in poverty

Pensioners have the lowest rate of poverty of any age group. A child is nearly twice as likely to be living in poverty than a pensioner. The majority of households living in poverty are working families. Pensioners in poverty are overwhelmingly not claiming all the benefits that they are entitled to, because Pension Credit guarantees anyone of retirement age a minimum income of £201.05 - more than double the rate of Universal Credit.

https://www.jrf.org.uk/data

>>97843

>As for the triple lock, well, the obvious difference to my mind is that it's the only benefit which isn't means tested

Precisely. Poorer pensioners are largely unaffected by changes in the rate of State Pension, because they're entitled to have their income topped up by Guarantee Pension Credit. Increasing the State Pension doesn't lift anyone out of poverty, but it's the only benefit that the government are committed to increase. While the triple lock has been in place, the real value of working-age benefits has fallen by nearly 20%.
>> No. 97846 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 1:47 pm
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>>97844

>This is what we call a learning opportunity.

Those statements are not self contradictory. The second statement clearly means "group that is inclusive of rich people", not "group that are exclusively rich". And that's without acknowledging it was quite obvious hyperbole anyhow.
>> No. 97847 Anonymous
19th July 2023
Wednesday 5:41 pm
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>>97843

That embed was supposed to be this, by the way. It covers just about everything that is pertinent to this discussion and has lots of lovely graphs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuXzvjBYW8A
>> No. 97848 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 6:43 pm
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Getting ready for tonight's by-election results.
>> No. 97849 Anonymous
20th July 2023
Thursday 10:05 pm
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>>97848
The first result of the three is expected around 3am, they just said on the news. I will not be staying up myself.
>> No. 97850 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 5:15 am
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>>97848
What do you know? It's one each.

Massive majorities overturned in Somerton and Selby. Tories hold Uxbridge because they're racists, basically.
>> No. 97851 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 5:58 am
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>>97850

A hearty congratulations to Colin Skittles, the new MP for Selby and Ainsty.


>> No. 97852 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 6:55 am
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>>97850
>Tories hold Uxbridge because they're racists, basically.

The Mail are claiming they won because of ULEZ.
>> No. 97853 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 7:19 am
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>>97852

Nice to see the Tories win on an LGBT issue.
>> No. 97854 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 9:04 am
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>>97853
Ah, the famed Uxbridge Lesbian Erotica Zone. Sorry, wait, no; turns out they won because they’re racists. Uxbridge Loves Eviscerating Zulus.
>> No. 97855 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 11:42 am
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>>97852
Labour is claiming it too. Outside of London it's probably not been on your radar but ULEZ expansion has been a long-running weak point for whoever sits in office that a super-majority of locals in the expansion zones virulently oppose.

It worked in central and inner London but now you're getting into the areas that feel a bit more like the rest of the country where people don't just live without a car.
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21st July 2023
Friday 11:51 am
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>>97855
Forgot my picture. Keep in mind Khan talks about it being a social justice issue which has gone down as well with the poor as you would expect.

I'm horrified with myself as I always thought I lived in Central but it turns out that I've crossed the border into Inner London. No wonder there's rubbish everywhere, I live at the tip.
>> No. 97857 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:25 pm
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>>97856

I'm not a Londoner so I don't have a horse in the race, and I don't know what things are like down there in public transport. But is seems to me the people in favour of the ULEZ are being very small minded and presenting what I can only imagine is an intentional misrepresentation of the impact it would have on people's lives.

If I couldn't use my car where I live, everything would be a colossal ballache. If I just take shopping as one example- Instead of ten minutes down to the shop it would turn into the kind of hour long trek you have to plan your entire morning around, not to mention the fact it would restrict me to only what I can carry; either that or I'd have to get a cab, which would cost me at least a tenner. Having to make smaller shops more often, on top of the added time and inconvenience, would likely just end up with me ordering takeaways half the time and pissing all my money on that.

The kind of argument ULEZzers seem to always make back at that is to just scoff and roll their eyes and act as though it's just spoilt not to want to give up half the already precious free time and personal freedom you have. I can only imagine they are the kind of comfortable professional types who get to work from home half of their week, and haven't lived anywhere but inner London with all the options for transport and densely packed amenities since they were kids, and simply refuse to believe other places are different. They've never needed a car, so they refuse to understand what a life-changer having access to a vehicle is for the ordinary working person across most of the country.

Most places in this country you really need to be able to travel independently, or else you are incredibly restricted in your options. Adding a few more bus routes won't solve that, and I doubt they are doing even that most of the places these schemes are coming in. With that in mind you can't exactly blame people for perceiving it as just another way of grabbing more money off people who have no choice but to pay it.

The ones up here have at least targeted businesses exclusively- This one targets everybody, as I understand it, so it's different. Could it be another example of performative politics by PMC types who claim to represent the left but ultimately end up yet again being thoroughly anti-working class?
>> No. 97858 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 12:36 pm
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>>97857

ULEZ is about reducing air pollution that is harmful to health, not stopping people from driving. The ULEZ charge only applies to petrol vehicles built before 2005 or diesels built before 2014. Newer vehicles have cleaner exhaust emissions and are fully exempt. People on a low income or anyone with children can claim a £2,000 scrappage payment if they buy a newer vehicle; small businesses can claim £5,000 to buy a newer van.

Unfortunately the policy has become wrapped up in a bunch of conspiracy theories and misinformation.
>> No. 97859 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 1:09 pm
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>>97858
I really don't care about any of that. I live in the outer boroughs, and I want/need my car. I would appreciate it if they left me alone and stop trying to squeeze every penny out of me.
>> No. 97860 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 5:09 pm
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Cars affected by ULEZ are obsolete. Don't buy obsolete cars and you'll have no problem.
>> No. 97861 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 5:16 pm
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>>97860
Isn't buying new cars worse for the environment than keeping old cars and running them into the ground? Sounds like mindless consumerism.
>> No. 97862 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 5:44 pm
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>>97861

The ULEZ is about human health. Thousands of Londoners die prematurely every year because of air pollution, most of which comes from vehicle exhaust emissions. London needs stricter emissions requirements than the rest of the country, because the very high density of vehicles greatly increases the concentration of emissions in the air.

93% of vehicles within Greater London are already ULEZ compliant. No vehicle needs to be scrapped because of ULEZ. You're free to sell your old car or van to someone outside of Greater London. The replacement vehicle doesn't need to be new.
>> No. 97863 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 5:48 pm
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>>97862
>Thousands of Londoners die prematurely every year because of air pollution,
Just shy of ten thousand a year at last year's estimate, and climbing.
>> No. 97864 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 5:50 pm
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>>97863
Not enough.
>> No. 97865 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 5:51 pm
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>>97861
At the moment electric cars (EVs) will never pay off their building carbon footprint, between the mineral extraction, transportation, mineral refinement, refined materials transportation, assembly, and assembled product transportation each individual car will over its lifetime have produced more carbon dioxide than a modern petrol or diesel car.

On the other hand, more consumers buying more EVs will create more demand for local EV production infrastructure. Or so the theory goes. I'm not holding out much hope for finding lithium and cobalt deposits under St. James' Park.

The real reason you should buy an EV if you believe in and want to attempt to prevent or slow down climate change is the same reason for everything else in the world. Money. More money in the EV market means more research done with EV money to capture more of the increasingly valuable EV market. They might be a bit shit now, but if we as consumers pump enough money in to the market then the market will fall all over itself to improve the product. For an example of this in real life see the cold war computer battle between the Soviets and the USA.

On the other other hand, I haven't run the numbers on importing fuel vs using the grid to power all the cars in Britain. It could be a bit of an own goal if we can't keep the lights on in A&E because Sandra wanted to go to the other asda 30 miles away because it smells nicer. I would like to point out though it's absolutely Sandra's right to do that and anyone saying otherwise is a very bad person.

There are also huge ethical concerns around the manufacture of EVs, due to how cobalt is extracted and refined it's simply not possible to purchase an EV that hasn't been involved in child slavery. Similarly there are geopolitical concerns, most of the rare earth mines in the world are owned by people we've decided to start a war with [rephrase this -ed] [no -auth]. If we, as in the western world, smash all the machines that make proper cars and build machines that build EVs, we'll all be a bit fucked when China pulls the plug on the rare earth market. EVs are more exposed to supply line problems like the Ever Given thing a year or two ago. In a post apocalypse world you can't just walk up to an abandoned EV and siphon its fuel, EV batteries need heavy lift machinery to be changed out. There's a very strong possibility that the whole renewables bollocks doesn't pan out in the next decade or two and we'll have to expand the grid to meet new EV demands with dirty fuel, and usually panic electricity is generated with the dirtiest of the dirty fuel. Also they look a bit gay.

Personally I wouldn't get one, because I don't drive.

P.S. I just remembered they do tend to explode a bit. That's not a racist meme, they really do. But don't worry, by buying one you'll encourage the nerd people to improve that feature for the next release.
>> No. 97866 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 6:03 pm
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>>97865

>At the moment electric cars (EVs) will never pay off their building carbon footprint, between the mineral extraction, transportation, mineral refinement, refined materials transportation, assembly, and assembled product transportation each individual car will over its lifetime have produced more carbon dioxide than a modern petrol or diesel car.

That's just about plausible in countries like the US or Germany where electricity generation is much more reliant on coal, but it's definitely not the case in the UK. When you factor absolutely everything in, EVs in the UK produce about two to three times less emissions over their lifespan than petrol vehicles.

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/1062603/lifecycle-analysis-of-UK-road-vehicles.pdf
>> No. 97867 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 6:11 pm
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>>97866
>Production = production of raw materials, manufacturing of components and vehicle assembly
Figure ES1, page x, your source.

>Billions of tons of cargo are transported around the world each year by trucks, planes, ships, and trains. This transportation makes up 8% of global greenhouse gas emissions, and as much as 11% if warehouses and ports are included.
https://climate.mit.edu/explainers/freight-transportation
>> No. 97868 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 6:16 pm
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>>97865

>There are also huge ethical concerns around the manufacture of EVs, due to how cobalt is extracted

Newer EV batteries based on lithium iron phosphate chemistry contain no cobalt. About a third of EVs are currently built with cobalt-free batteries and we expect the entire industry to be using cobalt-free chemistry by 2028. That isn't really for humanitarian reasons, but because cobalt is expensive and because cobalt-free LFP batteries last longer.

https://www.iea.org/reports/global-ev-outlook-2023/trends-in-batteries
>> No. 97869 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 6:18 pm
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>>97868
I know you're googling this as you go, so let's agree to take it slow and get to know each other first. Spend a good hour thinking about everything you want to say, put it all in one post, and I'll respond to it tomorrow.
>> No. 97870 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 6:25 pm
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>>97867

Transportation is factored in to the analysis, which counts significantly against conventionally fuelled vehicles. Petrol does not teleport itself from an oil well to your local Esso. If you buy £40 worth of petrol a week, that's 1.5 tonnes of fuel per year that has to be shipped half way across the world.

https://www.connaissancedesenergies.org/sites/default/files/pdf-actualites/2020_study_main_report_en.pdf
>> No. 97871 Anonymous
21st July 2023
Friday 6:32 pm
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>>97870
If I respond to this point you're going to make another post about something else aren't you. Silly sausage. Pull oil out of the ground, pipe it to a cracker, ship it to the UK. Pull resources out of the ground, ship them to the refinery because they can't be piped. Do this multiple times for all the different materials required. And again for all the different materials being shipped from different parts of the world to all the locations they're needed to be used in manufacturing components. Then ship those components to an assembly facility, multiple different assembly facilities, from multiple different sources, and it might only be an intermediary facility, they might assemble parts to be assembled in to the car at a later date at a different location. Then ship those cars all round the world, and no it's not just the same as normal cars, because there are more local supply chains and fewer specialised resources required in the production of normal cars.

Here's someone famous saying it. Maybe you'll be cowed by his clout. You seem the type.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jun/03/electric-vehicles-early-adopter-petrol-car-ev-environment-rowan-atkinson

If you want to play this game can we dispense with the foreplay and get to the meat of it?
>> No. 97873 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 8:05 am
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>“I’ve done the job for just over eight months, or so now, and one of the things is PMQs, where I get to see him every week. I’ve got to say, the more I do it, the less I seem to understand about Keir Starmer and the Labour Party’s views on anything, counter-intuitively,” says Mr Sunak.

>“That’s because, for me, I have a set of principles and values that are important to me, and that anchor my approach to life and to government. I don’t see that across the despatch box. Every week you just get a different position and he just is quite happy to jump on whatever bandwagon is coming along and his response [is] to whatever headline or poll he has seen the week before and I think people can see that.”

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2023/07/29/interview-rishi-sunak-keir-starmer-no-principles/

He's also ordering a review into low traffic neighbourhoods. I guess that's the attack lines being drawn; as well as Starmer not knowing whether a woman can have a penis they're going for his lack of personality and saying that Labour hate motorists.
>> No. 97874 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 8:28 am
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I think it's fair that in a democracy politicians should change their opinions to align with popular sentiment. On the other hand I think a politician should have strong moral principles that form his core personality. Now that Sunak mentions it, I see Keir is very much like a plastic bag blowing in the wind, he makes a lot of noise, is empty inside, and is incapable of movement without a strong external current to force his path.

As attack lines go, it's a very good one. I suppose that's why spads get the big bucks.
>> No. 97875 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 9:23 am
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Tory election strategy looks like it will be focused on the fact that Sunak is polling higher than the Tory party whereas there is very little personal support for Starmer (>>97629), so their best bet is to make it a battle of personalities to sway undecided voters and the large number of people who are currently intending to vote Labour but only have lukewarm support for them.
>> No. 97876 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 10:14 am
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That's probably the best strategy given what they have to work with. It's doomed to failure though, even with perfect execution.

Politics these days is very much about making voters turn out rather than swaying mythical floating voters. The red wall going blue was a bit of an anomaly and it seems to have made people forget all political theory learned over the last 50 years. Britain is still very racist, whether we pretend otherwise or not. I make no comment on whether that's good or bad, but it does mean tory voters are unlikely to turn out in numbers for Sunak regardless of how Keir is a vacuous shell desperately trying to pretend to be Tony Blair.

Meanwhile labour voters are going to drag themselves to the voting booths come hell or high water, mainly because of 7% inflation, but a fair few will be doing it because of the social policies and statements Sunak is making to appeal to the racist groups who won't vote for him (I know) anyway.

The cost of living payments and benefits increases went someway towards preventing the breakdown of civil society, but they don't change the fact that a great many people in the UK are seeing real downgrades in their quality of life bracket. People with respectable professions, paramedics, nurses, police officers, entry level white collar workers, anyone on less than 28 grand is suffering, and that's a huge proportion of the population. The median income this year is 33 grand, and even those people are seeing downgrades, while they're not exactly suffering the change in quality of life is far more noticeable on 33 grand than say 50 grand. People tend to worry when things are on the downturn, and worry means change. Keir being a bit shit won't overcome that worry. The obvious solution would be more cost of living payments close to the election, but that will be seen as political cowardice and the actions of a weak man.

I don't see a way for Sunak to get the economy under control before the election, it's not just reducing inflation, it's restoring purchasing power to the bottom third of earners. Well, to everyone, but mainly the bottom third. That means pay rises or deflation. Pay rises won't happen, and the only realistic way to get deflation before the election is extensive increases in credit supply, which would be disastrous in the long term.

I hope to all the gods Keir doesn't become Prime Minister, it will be the end of Britain as we know it. The problem is the tories are asking people to be understanding and patient with not being able to afford a second holiday/their mortgage/their kids' shoes (delete as appropriate for class of affected voter). They're asking that while the leader is brown, a millionaire with an American green card, and apparently a fascist. Solidarity is always in short supply when times are hard, asking for solidarity from such an outsider position is bold to say the least.

As for the overall strategy of Sunak trying to cast Keir as the outsider and have a laugh with the lads at his nasally voice and non-existent personality, it's brilliant, but it's not going to work.
>> No. 97877 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 10:16 am
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>>97876
I should say for any tory MPs reading, those 28/33/50 grand figures refer to per year earnings, not per week.
>> No. 97878 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 12:55 pm
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ITV News has just started after the Women's World Cup match I can't believe Colombia beat Germany!!!!. It's been on for about two minutes and they've said "on the side of motorists" five or six times. Rishi Sunak really must have nothing else.
>> No. 97879 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 1:35 pm
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>>97878
Do we have any proof that Starmer doesn't hate motorists?
>> No. 97880 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 1:54 pm
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>>97879
That Jimmy Savile fella was famously a motorist and are Keir still let him off.
>> No. 97881 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 3:39 pm
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>>97878
He's called for a whole review now:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66351785

It's a flimsy angle to fight an election on, there are consultants being paid millions of pounds and the best they can come up with is 'ULEZ bad, motorist PM good'. With the usual hot-air of the opponents being chameleon-people. I feel that I could make a better campaign in an afternoon and I'd only need a pen, paper, several cups of tea and maybe some hobnobs.

But I'm not sure if a review on LTNs isn't direly needed. Now before you put me in the Wickerman hear me out: LTNs are an example of policy being ruined by local democracy. The kind of absolute hogwash that would torpedo the Greens if they ever got a whiff of real power. I've seen how this works in real life, the residents get on board with turning their road into an LTN picturing trendy mums on scooters and Harry playing in the street but then once implemented they have an apocalyptic shitfit because they thought it was about keeping the road for local people rather than it impacting their own use.

"How will I do my school run now?!"
-scowls Gemma, 26, full-time mum and neighbourhood organiser living 15 minutes walk from local school.

"My Amazon package didn't arrive and I had to sit in traffic on my drive to work. It's my bloody road, I pay council tax not some bloody lefty cyclist."
-Andrew, imageboard know-it-all

The reality is you need to implement this policy within a central design framework for the good of everyone. Traffic needs to flow, there needs to be a sober look at maximising health outcomes and NIMBYism must be met with a brutal crackdown. A Chinese solution as comrade Erich Honecker would say only with the balls to implement it. Not that I've got any hope of common sense being followed when it comes to traffic.

>> No. 97882 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 3:57 pm
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They're not going to do anything. The ULEZ is a money-making ruse that helps the Transport For London budget - no way the government will back down and directly fund TFL.
>> No. 97883 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 4:03 pm
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>>97881
>I could make a better campaign in an afternoon and I'd only need a pen, paper, several cups of tea and maybe some hobnobs.
This is a practical example of the saying "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing."

I'm sure you think you could come up with a better campaign than all the spads and consultants and ex-military propaganda unit types, but you couldn't. What you would actually come up with is a genius attack that absolutely decimates Starmer's credibility and credentials, your opening salvo would take the entire shadow cabinet down to the realm of Monty Python parody, it would truly be a glorious spectacle to witness for the first few days. Then the gaping holes would appear, your attacks would be ill thought out and amateurishly executed, you will have left yourself and your politicians open to accusations of hypocrisy, examples of their own work on the subject being equally daft, probably a minor scandal or two you hadn't accounted for which you have now given fertile ground to become the deciding factor in the election.

In politics you can't just say things, you have to know what responses you're gifting your opponent and either come up with a plausible counter to that response or drop the whole idea entirely, even if it's really funny that Starmer had a pint once during lockdown by accident and you have a picture of it, you can't go on about it while your bloke is getting done by the parliamentary standards committee for having lock ins every friday night.

You're an utter berk, and given what a berk you are I'm less willing to take this;
>there needs to be a sober look at maximising health outcomes and NIMBYism must be met with a brutal crackdown. A Chinese solution as comrade Erich Honecker would say only with the balls to implement it
as the comedic poetry you're trying to pass it off as. Everything about you, in a political sense, is wrong. Quite possibly in every other sense too. Thank god you'll never have any real power.
>> No. 97884 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 4:14 pm
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>>97883
Go easy on him. It's not his fault your street in Tonbridge Wells has so many 4x4s that you can't park your 4x4 any more.
>> No. 97885 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 4:20 pm
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>>97884
I know it upsets purple how much data I use refreshing the sentry so often, but moments like this make it all worthwhile.
>> No. 97886 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 5:31 pm
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>>97883
What's the substance of this post. Bring it down to a sentence or two.
>> No. 97887 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 5:37 pm
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>>97886
The tory election strategy seems boring because anything exciting would leave the tories open to counter attack. Cars are uncontroversial, simple, and clearly defined, the opposite of anything else in political play at the moment. If the other lad thinks he could do better because he remembers that time a labour MP said something silly he's sorely mistaken.
>> No. 97888 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 6:42 pm
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>Sunak plans to restrict councils from imposing 20mph speed limits

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jul/30/rishi-sunak-councils-20mph-speed-limit-low-traffic-neighbourhoods-ltns

He's on a roll.
>> No. 97889 Anonymous
30th July 2023
Sunday 7:45 pm
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>>97883

The Tory election strategy looks poor because of how fucked they are.

When you ask people how well Rishi Sunak is doing as leader, about 30% say that he's doing a good job. When you ask them how well he's doing on any of the headline issues - health, immigration, housing, the economy, Brexit - that number goes down.

If he talks about health, people remember how long they waited at A&E or how they can't get an NHS dentist. If he talks about immigration, people remember that the small boats are still arriving. If he talks about the economy, people remember how much poorer they are than just a few years ago. It doesn't matter what he promises, because nobody believes him; There isn't enough time or money to actually deliver any positive change before the next election, even if the party were competent enough to do it.

ULEZ is a desperate distraction tactic. It's one of the few issues that the Tories can safely talk about, because the roads are one of the few things in this country that they haven't wrecked. Most people don't care about the issue and can't be made to care, but that's almost immaterial. They're just using it to fill up airtime, to keep the press talking about something that doesn't stink of Tory failure.

The Tories aren't trying to win the next election, because they know it's an impossibility. They're just trying to avoid a total wipeout, trying to find some territory that they can defend. There is no winning strategy and they know it, but they might be able to hang on to a few extra seats if they can find enough distractions.

For those old enough to remember the early 90s, it's the Cones Hotline all over again.
>> No. 97890 Anonymous
31st July 2023
Monday 2:29 pm
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Right lads, I've convinced myself I'm not on drugs so I have a series of questions for the both of you to help me make sense of the world.

1. Who is Florence Pugh?
2. How many pubs does her father own?
3. Why can't tradesmen ride bikes?
4. What's the common theme between Oppenheimer, East Oxford, and dictatorship?
5. Is a "local community" defined as the local community or the council?
6. Where does the Yuri Geller impersonation come from?
7. (Bonus Round)

I THOUGHT WE CALLED THEM ACTORS NOW?



https://news.sky.com/story/florence-pughs-father-blasts-low-traffic-neighbourhood-scheme-as-he-loses-his-bar-12930872
>> No. 97891 Anonymous
31st July 2023
Monday 3:58 pm
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If I was Kier Starmer my election strategy would be to go round knocking on voter's doors and going "He says he likes cars, but have you noticed he's brown?" and it'd work. Otherlad can say something very intelligent to counter me but I'm still right and I don'tcare, I'll take it. A win is a win. Principles don't matter.

Tories are fucked and that's a good thing. The monkey's paw is that we're going to get a Labour party that seeks to imitate them in every way- I used to defend them saying "we're not like the Yanks, there's still at least an important distinction between outright crony capitalism and beige social democracy", but I'm losing faith in that assertion myself.
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31st July 2023
Monday 4:25 pm
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>>97891
I think it'd be just as effective to make a more brown-sounding name for him. Something proper Indian like Rishikeshandhur Sunakulkhankigaranthurbundhi.

Nobody would vote for that.
>> No. 97893 Anonymous
31st July 2023
Monday 4:47 pm
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>>97891
Too dangerous for Keir, one of those awful normal people might ask him if women can have penises. Penii? All the racism in the world won't save him from that gaffe again.
>> No. 97894 Anonymous
31st July 2023
Monday 5:07 pm
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>>97893

Turnabout is fair play, and in this case the best tactic.

Is it really the government's place to go around telling people if they're allowed penises? That goes against British values. Do you want me knocking on your door asking you what genitals you have? Do you want government-mandated genital photo ID cards? Do you want the self service checkouts in Tesco to require you to scan the barcode on your bollocks? Preposterous, anti-British, and exactly the sort of nanny-state nonsense those Britiain-hating cultural marxist Conservatives want. Never forget it's them who gave you a muzzie PM.

As long as they work hard and pay their taxes I don't care what bits they have. Vote Labour.
>> No. 97895 Anonymous
31st July 2023
Monday 5:32 pm
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>>97894
>Do you want me knocking on your door asking you what genitals you have?
Is that an offer?
>> No. 97896 Anonymous
1st August 2023
Tuesday 12:02 am
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>>97891
>The monkey's paw is that we're going to get a Labour party that seeks to imitate them in every way

That's pretty much guaranteed. It's the 2010 'We've got not money' note but substantially worse because everything has already been cut to the bone.

>>97892
I'm sorry but I'll remain undecided until there's a racist playground chant in play. He may have become PM purely on grounds that he was imposed by the markets rather than even his own party but we have to have standards in our democracy.
>> No. 97897 Anonymous
1st August 2023
Tuesday 2:06 pm
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There's no possible ulterior motive for Sunak going laughably pro-motorist or expanding North Sea drilling.
>> No. 97898 Anonymous
1st August 2023
Tuesday 3:05 pm
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>>97897
North Sea drilling expansion has been in the pipeline since Truss. Remember when we collectively shit ourselves last winter?

>laughably pro-motorist

I think he's trying to use the ULEZ victory as a angle to show he has an electoral chance. Call me a conspiracy theorist though.
>> No. 97899 Anonymous
1st August 2023
Tuesday 11:43 pm
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Can someone get Keir to nail his trousers to the mast on scrapping the temporary VAT rise once he definitely gets in? At least it's something tangible rather than all penises and oil.
>> No. 97907 Anonymous
4th September 2023
Monday 3:00 pm
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Angela Raynor has been named Shadow Minister for Told-No-by-the-Treasury into Labour's reshuffle.
>> No. 97908 Anonymous
4th September 2023
Monday 3:24 pm
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Good to see the Kendall mint cake is coming back.

>>97907
I know Lisa Nandy is a thicko but stripping her of levelling up must be especially painful given it's her whole image.

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