>>12259
See:
>>/v/18249
>>/v/18250
>>/v/18255
>>/v/18256

>>12259

.gs doesn't really have any memes, we have "in jokes", and like every good "in joke" they get forgotten about after a few months and never seem as funny in hindsight.

They would have no meaning to the uninitiated either and all the ones with legs, i.e. the only ones worth mentioning, are still around anyway.

What pleasure could anyone that wasn't there derive from hearing about Crabkiller or the one-of-kind, hand-made dinosaur hoodieautist cloak or *actual* Professor, etc? I wouldn't even call them memes, tbh.

>>12259

Don't forget ARE GREEN.

>>12259
Just wait for the POTY thread, you may be a nominee!

>>12261
Explaining these "in jokes" would be useful when looking at old threads, and also nostalgic to some people.

>>12264
I'd rather it get lost in the mystery. Like how you can be bemused by medieval analogies and such.

>>12259

I've had a think.

.gs's only proper meme is tea threads and the phrase "Bovine Lactate? In your Herbal infusion?" anytime someone mentions milk.

We haven't actually had a tea thread in a very long time. Someone on here text that phrase into the Metro's text column and I took a picture and posted it and no one batted an eyelid, so again it's pretty pointless when people either don't know about or don't remember it. It would be meaningless to collate it unless you are actually going to make a .gs time capsule and bury it purple's garden.

>>12266
do please post this image

>>12266
> "Bovine Lactate? In your Herbal infusion?"

I have never ever read that before.

>>12267

It was posted in /shed/ once, might still be here.

>>12266

Are you sure you didn't imagine that? Because Google can't remember it happening but it does remember bovine lactate being posted on forum.neocron-game.com/archive/index.php?t-135438.html in 2006.

>>12270

Bovine lactose, perhaps? I can't be expected to be idetic in such matters.

>>12271
>idetic
Lad.

Teacock

Don't see Simon mentioned here too often these days. Or him being pissed on.

The BEEFY POZ LODEZ quota is remarkably low these days too. Kind of miss it...

>>12275
>LODEZ

Hang on a minute, I meant to add a 'u wot' there.

All of our best "memes" and injokes got wordfiltered as time went on. One can't even [incoming worldfilter] poz someone without getting worldfiltered any more. Oh the shame.

>>12278

Ironically the WF for poz doesn't seem to be enabled for /shed/. For shame.

>>12276
Erm, darn wordfilter, cough, yes...

>>12259
Bongo
Bongoenabler
Bongo-enricher
Bongo-enrichment

Those words are stupid, but make laugh like an idiot every time.

A certain town in north Nottinghamshire, and its fearsome young denizens.

>>12282

That is definitely one that'll never get old.

>>12283

Nor will they. RIP.

>>12275

I still can't comfortably read the word 'beefy' anywhere without being reminded of what that means here.

The phrase used in a long gone /101/ thread, Harry love and cherisher and the Bugchaser's Semen-Caked Arsehole, just ruined me for months. Everytime I would think of it, it would leave me sort of wanting to simultaneously laugh and cry.

>>12285
That's all internet folklore, r-right?

>>12286

There is an image collage of screenshots from bugchasing forums on my laptop I'll post in a minute, it's on the Laptop.

>>12287

Don't trouble yourself. No need. Really. Please.

>>12287

Sorry, I've re-read this and it appears the ale has affected my more than I realised.

Appropriating the pic of Berk from The Trap Door to are purpz.
Auntiefucker.
Arse-pissing.
Silly twats getting banned for wrongly posting "Sneaky sneaky."
People subsequently trying to sneak the Smokester into pics.

Basically shite that isn't funny even to the three blokes who were around when it happened. With any luck, it's lost to the annals of history, lest that scurvy wench May passes a law criminalising the digital mockery of love and cherishers.

>>12288

Not for the weak stomached.

>>12291
Dear God.

>>12291>>12292

You lads might like this: http://members5.boardhost.com/smokingdamage/

>>12291
I reckon most of these are fantasies, rather than actual things people do. Like those weird vote / furry idiots.

>>12294
Vore.
On me mobile....

>>12291
Oh god. Even the thumbnail brings back memories.

>>12294

They are pretty typical of the bug chasing scene, I have had a passing interaction with it due to being gay. There is a lot of literature out there to warn people away from it. The idea that "Well, if everyone is poz, what is the problem?" is prevalent. Some younger guys don't care because they can just "go get the cocktail." There is also men who will claim to be neg because they are "undetectable" failing to realise that the are walking time bombs and if they have a viral mass ejection while having sex with someone the drugs aren't going to be able to do shit about it.

It's terrifying, you can't trust anyone. Always use your own condoms, never have sex with someone who does anything heavier than coke and get tested regularly.

>>12297

Is this a serious thing? Is it some kind of Mason-esque cult of HIV laden nutters putting pin holes in condoms?

>>12296

All positive I hope?

Lads, I know this is an imageboard, but I'm just going to put a link here instead of uploading.

NSFW! If you didn't like the text from the poz stuff before, DO NOT CLICK.

Features horrible text and picture.

http://imgur.com/AV9sZVB

>>12299
Why is it called a pig hole?

>>12298

I thought you meant Mason Wyler then.

>>12300

Pig is gay slang. I think the meaning and etymology of it should be fairly obvious to anyone.

There's also a product called a pig hole. You may not want to click this:

http://www.mr-s-leather.com/D053/pig-hole.html

>>12298
You make it sound so negative.

>>12303

It's unpleasant but it's no goatse or lemonparty.

I just want someone to cuddle and watch movies with. I don't want to have to leak semen from my anus into someone else's anus. I bet lesbians don't have to leak semen from their anuses.

>>12307
Lesbians are a myth, mate.

>>12308

That's not true I saw one on a bus once!

>>12309
Nah m8 she just didn't want to go home with you innit m8.

>>12310

But we've already established I want to date men.

>>12311
youse a bumder m8

>>12312
How would I youse it?

Nepallad and his shit forced Pie Master meme

JezzaKyleFan saga

Leonard Nimoy is BAFFLED!

Protestfags like JFP, lolitastic, Shadow

Phil's Mum

Britfags has a rich history

>>12408
I don't remember the 'protestfags', only the references to them. Are you sure they weren't a britchan thing?

>>12409

They were a britchan thing. He probably went on ED and made a list, their article for .gs and Britchan are the same and is horribly out of date. One of their mods came here once trying to promote the site and when we pointed out they couldn't even get our listing right he promised to fix it, but never did.

>>12410

No respect.

Why, if Purpz was half the admin he thought he was, he'd learn 'em something fierce.

It's about time there was a change of leadership around here, before we end up like just another chan knockoff.

Please don't ban me, oh God, please don't ban me!

>>12409

Shadow and lolitastic were a thing in maybe the first few months but I remember bans being handed out for them too I received one such ban

Teacons. Teacon 5 is normal, Teacon 1 is the highest state of emergency & panic.

>>12412

El Saddo was around a lot longer than lolitastic, photos of him kept popping up for ages, like the one of him in his ghost buster suit with pedobear

>>12414
>lolitastic
Part of me wants to know more, but the rest of me really doesn't want that in any of my many and varied browser and/or search histories.

>>12415
I'm sure there's not much to know. Them being referred to as a 'protestfag' says it all really.

I portend that we will be hearing Cassidy's (Shadow) name in the papers in the months to come....

>>12417
Is that related yo the post saying something has happened in an eastern town or something?

>>12418

No idea

What a magnificent beast. Have you knotted it yet?

>>12418

Don't bite, he was always an attention whore

>>12408
>>12412
>>12414
> lolitastic

"She smiled afterwards. It was a sad smile, but she did smile."

>>12426

That was Billbob.

>>12427
So that's why Billbob is one of the names in >>/iq/. Tell me more of this "Billbob", and what become of "YubYub"?

Just found this:

http://britfa.gs/test/src/z0r-de_111.swf

66 posts and no one gets told to get back here? For shame.

>>12434

Christ, that photo belongs in the nostalgia thread. If I close my eyes, I can smell the patchouli and the damp.

>>12435

What is it? Tell me a story, Veteranposterlad.

>>12434

>>12436
I don't recognise the building, but the signs say Quiggins.

>>12436
Quiggins in Liverpool, which I think was similar to the pre-2007 Leeds Corn Exchange. Indoor market thing with alternative shops, frequented by emos and goths and other alt subcultures, the air thick with the smell of patchouli joss sticks.

>>12440
All run by a far-right nutjob, too. "Get back to Quiggins, lad" was a common insult around these parts back in the early days, or maybe that was Britchan, I forget.

>>12441
It's before my time and I became a regular around February/March 2010.

"Ape-like fists" is an old insult which I haven't seen used in a long while. (Although that's probably a good thing.)

>>12443
Man is not a learning animal, cretinous inchworm etc etc.

>>12446
ITCH ITCHY, though that was specific to (Oh) Simon rather than being a general running joke.

Since when did casual racism become acceptable around here?

>>12446

Axe to grind

>>12448

April 20, 1968

>>12448
Last Thursday

>>12443

Oh, Simon.

why has no one mentioned arsepissing yet?

>>12454

Because it isn't a meme and this thread is meta as fuck, maybe?

People are just posting things without context at this point, which is neither useful or constructive. Saying "arsrpisser" is fairly useless without context, along with everything else posted already. It's became a game of who can remember the most obscure/oldest part of the boards culture.

>>12455

Welcome to shedchan britfa.gs

>>12456

Oh you rat.

Was dash.gs a thing at some point (worksafe britfa?) or is that something I imagined?

>It's became a game of who can remember the most obscure/oldest part of the boards culture.
Yeah, sorry.

>>12453
Sneaky sneaky

>>12458
There's /sfw/ if that's what you mean

>>12459

If someone doesn't post the smokester now, this thread is pointless.

>>12459
No, I meant the domain.

>>12455
Ok, some vague context for some of them: 'Get back to Quiggins, lad' served a similar purpose to comments about edginess according to my dim memories (though I'm happy to be corrected if someone remembers better) - a way of telling people to stop being so damn teenage and alternative in some of their behaviour. Phrases like 'man is not a learning animal', 'cretinous inchworm', 'mashing the keyboard with your ape-like fists' were generally pet phrases of assorted lunatics that were adopted by others because it was funny. Simon was the name given to our pet nazi in the very early days - it was decided (though I can't remember if it was ever actually confirmed) that he was the webmaster for the BNP at the time, Simon Bennet(t?) (pictured in >>12453). His homepage made the proud statement that he was a 'certified webmaster' and someone found out elsewehere that he suffered from some skin disorder (Eczema or Psoriasis?) that made him perpetually itchy.

>>12458
I can't remember, but Shedchan was certainly a real (if brief) thing, and I can't remember the address - is that perhaps what you're thinking of?

I've been here for nigh on six years and I've no idea what Quiggins is.

>>12462

It wasn't an invitation, lad. I'm familiar with the site's lore. Vague context hardly seems appropriate for a "time capsule" type of deal, which is why this thread seems more than a bit pointless as a point of reference.

Most of this shit is banal and uninteresting to those that weren't there and the lad who made it clearly just did it so he could spout a few to fit in. This site has never been about that, we think up new mean things to call each other every 6 months or so and the old ones not only fall out of fashion but their meaning is lost to time. As an example, I referred to myself as an *actual* professor on here a couple months ago in a self deprecating post and got called a cunt for casting up my job, because no one got the reference. That is just how things are, dredging up old bits of half remembered jokes we thought were funny 5 years ago isn't going to make the site a more interesting place to be, because then nothing new will ever happen. Creativity happens in the culture vacuum and we get new jokes.

We used to get threads like this years ago and there was always a lad who would chip in and say "Wait 6 months and you'll have your own references to use and insults to hurl, you don't need references and insults that no one will understand a year from now" and I agree.

There are obviously things, old and new, that now seem to run to the core of the userbase's psyche (poz, teenlad shitposting, etc), but the rest is probably forgotten by the majority for a reason.

There is no point in calling someone Simon, when calling them Nigel is far more topical and more efficient at getting the point across. To use Simon in that instance, unless it is currently relevant, would be self-masturbatory.

I digress, but this this thread is not a useful resource by any measure.