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>> ID: 26307d No. 12259 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 3:03 pm

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12259 .GS Time Capsule Thread
Post .GS memes and such for future Anons to see.
Expand all images.
>> ID: 165961 No. 12260 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 3:13 pm

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>>12259
See:
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>>/v/18255
>>/v/18256
>> ID: 1c246b No. 12261 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 3:22 pm

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>>12259

.gs doesn't really have any memes, we have "in jokes", and like every good "in joke" they get forgotten about after a few months and never seem as funny in hindsight.

They would have no meaning to the uninitiated either and all the ones with legs, i.e. the only ones worth mentioning, are still around anyway.

What pleasure could anyone that wasn't there derive from hearing about Crabkiller or the one-of-kind, hand-made dinosaur hoodieautist cloak or *actual* Professor, etc? I wouldn't even call them memes, tbh.
>> ID: a73bb5 No. 12262 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 3:32 pm

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>>12259

Don't forget ARE GREEN.
>> ID: fd8d79 No. 12263 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 3:53 pm

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>>12259
Just wait for the POTY thread, you may be a nominee!
>> ID: 26307d No. 12264 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 3:54 pm

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>>12261
Explaining these "in jokes" would be useful when looking at old threads, and also nostalgic to some people.
>> ID: 564aed No. 12265 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 4:06 pm

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>>12264
I'd rather it get lost in the mystery. Like how you can be bemused by medieval analogies and such.
>> ID: 1c246b No. 12266 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 5:15 pm

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>>12259

I've had a think.

.gs's only proper meme is tea threads and the phrase "Bovine Lactate? In your Herbal infusion?" anytime someone mentions milk.

We haven't actually had a tea thread in a very long time. Someone on here text that phrase into the Metro's text column and I took a picture and posted it and no one batted an eyelid, so again it's pretty pointless when people either don't know about or don't remember it. It would be meaningless to collate it unless you are actually going to make a .gs time capsule and bury it purple's garden.
>> ID: 70a83c No. 12267 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 6:07 pm

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>>12266
do please post this image
>> ID: 564aed No. 12268 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 6:08 pm

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>>12266
> "Bovine Lactate? In your Herbal infusion?"

I have never ever read that before.
>> ID: 1c246b No. 12269 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 6:23 pm

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>>12267

It was posted in /shed/ once, might still be here.
>> ID: d6bf9b No. 12270 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 8:05 pm

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>>12266

Are you sure you didn't imagine that? Because Google can't remember it happening but it does remember bovine lactate being posted on forum.neocron-game.com/archive/index.php?t-135438.html in 2006.
>> ID: 1c246b No. 12271 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 9:17 pm

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>>12270

Bovine lactose, perhaps? I can't be expected to be idetic in such matters.
>> ID: 165961 No. 12272 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 9:35 pm

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>>12271
>idetic
Lad.
>> ID: 639179 No. 12273 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 9:45 pm

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Teacock
>> ID: 564aed No. 12274 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 9:46 pm

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Don't see Simon mentioned here too often these days. Or him being pissed on.
>> ID: fd8d79 No. 12275 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 9:58 pm

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The BEEFY POZ LODEZ quota is remarkably low these days too. Kind of miss it...
>> ID: 4a19ab No. 12276 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 10:00 pm

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>>12275
>LODEZ
>> ID: 4a19ab No. 12277 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 10:01 pm

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Hang on a minute, I meant to add a 'u wot' there.
>> ID: 951373 No. 12278 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 10:03 pm

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All of our best "memes" and injokes got wordfiltered as time went on. One can't even [incoming worldfilter] poz someone without getting worldfiltered any more. Oh the shame.
>> ID: 951373 No. 12279 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 10:03 pm

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>>12278

Ironically the WF for poz doesn't seem to be enabled for /shed/. For shame.
>> ID: fd8d79 No. 12280 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 10:23 pm

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>>12276
Erm, darn wordfilter, cough, yes...
>> ID: fd8d79 No. 12281 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 10:25 pm

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>>12259
Bongo
Bongoenabler
Bongo-enricher
Bongo-enrichment

Those words are stupid, but make laugh like an idiot every time.
>> ID: 70a83c No. 12282 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 10:25 pm

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A certain town in north Nottinghamshire, and its fearsome young denizens.
>> ID: 951373 No. 12283 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 10:26 pm

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>>12282

That is definitely one that'll never get old.
>> ID: d6bf9b No. 12284 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 10:38 pm

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>>12283

Nor will they. RIP.
>> ID: b2baee No. 12285 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 10:39 pm

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>>12275

I still can't comfortably read the word 'beefy' anywhere without being reminded of what that means here.

The phrase used in a long gone /101/ thread, Harry love and cherisher and the Bugchaser's Semen-Caked Arsehole, just ruined me for months. Everytime I would think of it, it would leave me sort of wanting to simultaneously laugh and cry.
>> ID: fd8d79 No. 12286 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 11:27 pm

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>>12285
That's all internet folklore, r-right?
>> ID: 1c246b No. 12287 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 11:45 pm

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>>12286

There is an image collage of screenshots from bugchasing forums on my laptop I'll post in a minute, it's on the Laptop.
>> ID: b2baee No. 12288 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 11:47 pm

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>>12287

Don't trouble yourself. No need. Really. Please.
>> ID: 1c246b No. 12289 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 11:50 pm

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>>12287

Sorry, I've re-read this and it appears the ale has affected my more than I realised.
>> ID: aa5c7c No. 12290 Anonymous
30th November 2014
Sunday 11:56 pm

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Appropriating the pic of Berk from The Trap Door to are purpz.
Auntiefucker.
Arse-pissing.
Silly twats getting banned for wrongly posting "Sneaky sneaky."
People subsequently trying to sneak the Smokester into pics.

Basically shite that isn't funny even to the three blokes who were around when it happened. With any luck, it's lost to the annals of history, lest that scurvy wench May passes a law criminalising the digital mockery of love and cherishers.
>> ID: 1c246b No. 12291 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 12:08 am

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>>12288

Not for the weak stomached.
>> ID: eb99d0 No. 12292 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 12:53 am

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>>12291
Dear God.
>> ID: 951373 No. 12293 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 1:11 am

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>>12291>>12292

You lads might like this: http://members5.boardhost.com/smokingdamage/
>> ID: fd8d79 No. 12294 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 1:13 am

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>>12291
I reckon most of these are fantasies, rather than actual things people do. Like those weird vote / furry idiots.
>> ID: fd8d79 No. 12295 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 1:14 am

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>>12294
Vore.
On me mobile....
>> ID: 58c080 No. 12296 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 1:21 am

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>>12291
Oh god. Even the thumbnail brings back memories.
>> ID: 1c246b No. 12297 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 1:28 am

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>>12294

They are pretty typical of the bug chasing scene, I have had a passing interaction with it due to being gay. There is a lot of literature out there to warn people away from it. The idea that "Well, if everyone is poz, what is the problem?" is prevalent. Some younger guys don't care because they can just "go get the cocktail." There is also men who will claim to be neg because they are "undetectable" failing to realise that the are walking time bombs and if they have a viral mass ejection while having sex with someone the drugs aren't going to be able to do shit about it.

It's terrifying, you can't trust anyone. Always use your own condoms, never have sex with someone who does anything heavier than coke and get tested regularly.
>> ID: 4153f7 No. 12298 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 1:37 am

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>>12297

Is this a serious thing? Is it some kind of Mason-esque cult of HIV laden nutters putting pin holes in condoms?

>>12296

All positive I hope?
>> ID: 58c080 No. 12299 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 4:28 am

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Lads, I know this is an imageboard, but I'm just going to put a link here instead of uploading.

NSFW! If you didn't like the text from the poz stuff before, DO NOT CLICK.

Features horrible text and picture.

http://imgur.com/AV9sZVB
>> ID: 4e3da7 No. 12300 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 6:51 am

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>>12299
Why is it called a pig hole?
>> ID: f2fd32 No. 12301 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 8:32 am

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>>12298

I thought you meant Mason Wyler then.
>> ID: 607023 No. 12302 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 8:52 am

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>>12300

Pig is gay slang. I think the meaning and etymology of it should be fairly obvious to anyone.
>> ID: f2fd32 No. 12303 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 8:57 am

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There's also a product called a pig hole. You may not want to click this:

http://www.mr-s-leather.com/D053/pig-hole.html
>> ID: 26307d No. 12304 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 12:00 pm

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>>12298
You make it sound so negative.
>> ID: d6bf9b No. 12305 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 1:32 pm

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>>12303

It's unpleasant but it's no goatse or lemonparty.
>> ID: d919c3 No. 12307 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 8:25 pm

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I just want someone to cuddle and watch movies with. I don't want to have to leak semen from my anus into someone else's anus. I bet lesbians don't have to leak semen from their anuses.
>> ID: 24f6cd No. 12308 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 8:34 pm

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>>12307
Lesbians are a myth, mate.
>> ID: ba96cb No. 12309 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 11:28 pm

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>>12308

That's not true I saw one on a bus once!
>> ID: 165961 No. 12310 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 11:49 pm

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>>12309
Nah m8 she just didn't want to go home with you innit m8.
>> ID: ba96cb No. 12311 Anonymous
1st December 2014
Monday 11:56 pm

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>>12310

But we've already established I want to date men.
>> ID: 70a83c No. 12312 Anonymous
2nd December 2014
Tuesday 6:44 pm

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>>12311
youse a bumder m8
>> ID: a41006 No. 12315 Anonymous
2nd December 2014
Tuesday 7:42 pm

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>>12312
How would I youse it?
>> ID: fd4ecf No. 12408 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 1:37 am

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Nepallad and his shit forced Pie Master meme

JezzaKyleFan saga

Leonard Nimoy is BAFFLED!

Protestfags like JFP, lolitastic, Shadow

Phil's Mum

Britfags has a rich history
>> ID: 666c08 No. 12409 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 2:14 pm

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>>12408
I don't remember the 'protestfags', only the references to them. Are you sure they weren't a britchan thing?
>> ID: 602e39 No. 12410 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 2:19 pm

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>>12409

They were a britchan thing. He probably went on ED and made a list, their article for .gs and Britchan are the same and is horribly out of date. One of their mods came here once trying to promote the site and when we pointed out they couldn't even get our listing right he promised to fix it, but never did.
>> ID: 6b4e59 No. 12411 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 2:48 pm

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>>12410

No respect.

Why, if Purpz was half the admin he thought he was, he'd learn 'em something fierce.

It's about time there was a change of leadership around here, before we end up like just another chan knockoff.

Please don't ban me, oh God, please don't ban me!
>> ID: a7d940 No. 12412 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 2:57 pm

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>>12409

Shadow and lolitastic were a thing in maybe the first few months but I remember bans being handed out for them too I received one such ban
>> ID: 26307d No. 12413 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 3:54 pm

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Teacons. Teacon 5 is normal, Teacon 1 is the highest state of emergency & panic.
>> ID: 2eab56 No. 12414 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 9:43 pm

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>>12412

El Saddo was around a lot longer than lolitastic, photos of him kept popping up for ages, like the one of him in his ghost buster suit with pedobear
>> ID: 165961 No. 12415 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 9:48 pm

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>>12414
>lolitastic
Part of me wants to know more, but the rest of me really doesn't want that in any of my many and varied browser and/or search histories.
>> ID: 666c08 No. 12416 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 9:52 pm

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>>12415
I'm sure there's not much to know. Them being referred to as a 'protestfag' says it all really.
>> ID: 2eab56 No. 12417 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 11:10 pm

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I portend that we will be hearing Cassidy's (Shadow) name in the papers in the months to come....
>> ID: 0f9698 No. 12418 Anonymous
2nd January 2015
Friday 11:33 pm

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>>12417
Is that related yo the post saying something has happened in an eastern town or something?
>> ID: 2eab56 No. 12419 Anonymous
3rd January 2015
Saturday 12:28 am

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>>12418

No idea
>> ID: 11c5d3 No. 12420 Anonymous
3rd January 2015
Saturday 5:33 am

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What a magnificent beast. Have you knotted it yet?
>> ID: a2644e No. 12423 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 2:43 am

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>>12418

Don't bite, he was always an attention whore
>> ID: fb3459 No. 12426 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 3:30 am

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>>12408
>>12412
>>12414
> lolitastic

"She smiled afterwards. It was a sad smile, but she did smile."
>> ID: d6bf9b No. 12427 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 3:49 am

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>>12426

That was Billbob.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12429 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 7:51 pm

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>>12427
So that's why Billbob is one of the names in >>/iq/. Tell me more of this "Billbob", and what become of "YubYub"?
>> ID: 26307d No. 12430 Anonymous
9th January 2015
Friday 8:02 pm

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Just found this:

http://britfa.gs/test/src/z0r-de_111.swf
>> ID: e50bea No. 12434 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 6:41 pm

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66 posts and no one gets told to get back here? For shame.
>> ID: 3ad0ac No. 12435 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 6:49 pm

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>>12434

Christ, that photo belongs in the nostalgia thread. If I close my eyes, I can smell the patchouli and the damp.
>> ID: 26f614 No. 12436 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 7:03 pm

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>>12435

What is it? Tell me a story, Veteranposterlad.
>> ID: 602e39 No. 12437 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 7:53 pm

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>>12434
>> ID: ec9715 No. 12438 Anonymous
10th January 2015
Saturday 7:53 pm

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>>12436
I don't recognise the building, but the signs say Quiggins.
>> ID: 788191 No. 12440 Anonymous
11th January 2015
Sunday 2:06 pm

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>>12436
Quiggins in Liverpool, which I think was similar to the pre-2007 Leeds Corn Exchange. Indoor market thing with alternative shops, frequented by emos and goths and other alt subcultures, the air thick with the smell of patchouli joss sticks.
>> ID: 752387 No. 12441 Anonymous
11th January 2015
Sunday 2:33 pm

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>>12440
All run by a far-right nutjob, too. "Get back to Quiggins, lad" was a common insult around these parts back in the early days, or maybe that was Britchan, I forget.
>> ID: cffe24 No. 12442 Anonymous
11th January 2015
Sunday 4:02 pm

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>>12441
It's before my time and I became a regular around February/March 2010.
>> ID: 607023 No. 12443 Anonymous
11th January 2015
Sunday 5:55 pm

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"Ape-like fists" is an old insult which I haven't seen used in a long while. (Although that's probably a good thing.)
>> ID: a8a9f6 No. 12446 Anonymous
11th January 2015
Sunday 10:34 pm

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>>12443
Man is not a learning animal, cretinous inchworm etc etc.
>> ID: 1d1934 No. 12447 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 12:11 am

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>>12446
ITCH ITCHY, though that was specific to (Oh) Simon rather than being a general running joke.
>> ID: 639179 No. 12448 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 3:52 am

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Since when did casual racism become acceptable around here?
>> ID: 639179 No. 12449 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 3:52 am

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>>12446

Axe to grind
>> ID: 951373 No. 12450 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 5:23 am

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>>12448

April 20, 1968
>> ID: 7ad6e8 No. 12451 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 6:07 am

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>>12448
Last Thursday
>> ID: e50bea No. 12453 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 6:50 am

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>>12443

Oh, Simon.
>> ID: 11280f No. 12454 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 8:56 am

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why has no one mentioned arsepissing yet?
>> ID: 602e39 No. 12455 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 9:26 am

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>>12454

Because it isn't a meme and this thread is meta as fuck, maybe?

People are just posting things without context at this point, which is neither useful or constructive. Saying "arsrpisser" is fairly useless without context, along with everything else posted already. It's became a game of who can remember the most obscure/oldest part of the boards culture.
>> ID: 639179 No. 12456 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 10:30 am

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>>12455

Welcome to shedchan britfa.gs
>> ID: d6bf9b No. 12457 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 10:45 am

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>>12456

Oh you rat.
>> ID: 752387 No. 12458 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 2:12 pm

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Was dash.gs a thing at some point (worksafe britfa?) or is that something I imagined?

>It's became a game of who can remember the most obscure/oldest part of the boards culture.
Yeah, sorry.
>> ID: e14d5b No. 12459 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 2:27 pm

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>>12453
Sneaky sneaky

>>12458
There's /sfw/ if that's what you mean
>> ID: 602e39 No. 12460 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 2:38 pm

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>>12459

If someone doesn't post the smokester now, this thread is pointless.
>> ID: 752387 No. 12461 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 2:44 pm

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>>12459
No, I meant the domain.
>> ID: 4dc7de No. 12462 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 3:07 pm

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>>12455
Ok, some vague context for some of them: 'Get back to Quiggins, lad' served a similar purpose to comments about edginess according to my dim memories (though I'm happy to be corrected if someone remembers better) - a way of telling people to stop being so damn teenage and alternative in some of their behaviour. Phrases like 'man is not a learning animal', 'cretinous inchworm', 'mashing the keyboard with your ape-like fists' were generally pet phrases of assorted lunatics that were adopted by others because it was funny. Simon was the name given to our pet nazi in the very early days - it was decided (though I can't remember if it was ever actually confirmed) that he was the webmaster for the BNP at the time, Simon Bennet(t?) (pictured in >>12453). His homepage made the proud statement that he was a 'certified webmaster' and someone found out elsewehere that he suffered from some skin disorder (Eczema or Psoriasis?) that made him perpetually itchy.
>> ID: 4dc7de No. 12463 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 3:09 pm

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>>12458
I can't remember, but Shedchan was certainly a real (if brief) thing, and I can't remember the address - is that perhaps what you're thinking of?
>> ID: d1d502 No. 12464 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 3:32 pm

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I've been here for nigh on six years and I've no idea what Quiggins is.
>> ID: 602e39 No. 12465 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 3:57 pm

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>>12462

It wasn't an invitation, lad. I'm familiar with the site's lore. Vague context hardly seems appropriate for a "time capsule" type of deal, which is why this thread seems more than a bit pointless as a point of reference.

Most of this shit is banal and uninteresting to those that weren't there and the lad who made it clearly just did it so he could spout a few to fit in. This site has never been about that, we think up new mean things to call each other every 6 months or so and the old ones not only fall out of fashion but their meaning is lost to time. As an example, I referred to myself as an *actual* professor on here a couple months ago in a self deprecating post and got called a cunt for casting up my job, because no one got the reference. That is just how things are, dredging up old bits of half remembered jokes we thought were funny 5 years ago isn't going to make the site a more interesting place to be, because then nothing new will ever happen. Creativity happens in the culture vacuum and we get new jokes.

We used to get threads like this years ago and there was always a lad who would chip in and say "Wait 6 months and you'll have your own references to use and insults to hurl, you don't need references and insults that no one will understand a year from now" and I agree.

There are obviously things, old and new, that now seem to run to the core of the userbase's psyche (poz, teenlad shitposting, etc), but the rest is probably forgotten by the majority for a reason.

There is no point in calling someone Simon, when calling them Nigel is far more topical and more efficient at getting the point across. To use Simon in that instance, unless it is currently relevant, would be self-masturbatory.

I digress, but this this thread is not a useful resource by any measure.
>> ID: 639179 No. 12466 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 4:13 pm

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>>12465

>To use Simon in that instance, unless it is currently relevant, would be self-masturbatory.

>I digress, but this this thread is not a useful resource by any measure.

You really are forgetting what site you're posting on.
>> ID: 639179 No. 12467 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 4:15 pm

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I wonder how many still remember of The Prophecy, the fruits it bore and the promises that have yet to be fulfilled.
>> ID: de384d No. 12468 Anonymous
12th January 2015
Monday 6:48 pm

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>>12467

It was the glue that held us together.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12470 Anonymous
13th January 2015
Tuesday 9:17 pm

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>>12453
Oh Simon, why isn't he a default random name in >>/iq/ ?
>> ID: 4c6e8b No. 12471 Anonymous
13th January 2015
Tuesday 9:25 pm

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>>12462
>Simon was the name given
Seriously? We don't actually know if Simon was here for reals? I thought it definitely was him, way way back when.
>> ID: 602e39 No. 12472 Anonymous
13th January 2015
Tuesday 10:56 pm

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>>12471

There was a lad who used to phone him up all the time and annoy him from here, but the actual Simon posted on britchan not .gs.
>> ID: 4c6e8b No. 12475 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 2:30 am

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>>12472
That'll be the 'way way back when' then. Crisis averted.
>> ID: 34f688 No. 12476 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 6:43 pm

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>>12471
>>12472
I have a very vague memory of seeing a screencap or two of some anons from here in the early days encounter him in irc somewhere and basically just be embarassing teenagers rather than have any kind of meaningful exchange with him, and being left with the impression that he'd heard of this place and thought we were all daft sods, but that he probably hadn't actually posted here himself. Most of /pol/ seemed to take it as gospel that he'd been here at some point and left as a result of a promise I forget about the results of an election I can't remember (possibly about the BNP getting an MP or over x number of MEPs).
>> ID: 602e39 No. 12477 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 7:17 pm

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>>12471

Actually, I've just remembered. I think some people reckoned purple's name was Simon ( although not the Simon) at one point, don't know if it was true or not, but that is probably what that lad is thinking of.
>> ID: d6bf9b No. 12478 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 7:17 pm

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>>12476
He did post something on his own website saying hi to us.
>> ID: 811f3a No. 12479 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 7:19 pm

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>>12476
No no that was Stormfag (and Searchfag). Stormy was a separate entity to Simon, and, if his election-time post was to be believed, one big hoax to try and make some point about racists.
>> ID: d8785d No. 12480 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 7:44 pm

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>>12476
>Most of /pol/ seemed to take it as gospel that he'd been here at some point and left as a result of a promise I forget about the results of an election I can't remember (possibly about the BNP getting an MP or over x number of MEPs).
That was the great searchfag vs. stormfag cunt-off in the run up to the 2009 EU elections, which was the longest and least interesting cunt-off the site has ever known. I remember purps or some mod uploaded a post count traffic graph around that time and it showed /pol/ was outpacing the rest of the site put together. Most of it (according to the post IDs) seemed to be two people just arguing back and forth about the BNP and foreigners, day in, day out, sometimes a hundred posts a day. This was before sparkly star /*/ was invented so most of the site's users probably didn't even know it was happening, much less care. Anyway after the best part of a year of incessant bickering the election results came in, BNP got next to nothing, and stormfag came out and said that he didn't actually support the BNP at all and was in fact trying to motivate people to get political. It was weird as fuck. To his credit he did fuck off and /pol/ has been comparatively quiet ever since.

I don't think anyone seriously thought Simon Bennett was involved.
>> ID: 34f688 No. 12481 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 10:21 pm

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>>12479
>>12480
You're right, and I apologise for conflating Sormfag and Simon in my memories.
>> ID: df21dc No. 12482 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 10:31 pm

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>>12480
>most of the site's users probably didn't even know it was happening, much less care.
I had no idea until being linked to stormfag's big reveal. The astronomical rise of UKIP has proved him right, in a way -- that's the kind of shit that happens when we stop caring.
>> ID: b0487e No. 12483 Anonymous
14th January 2015
Wednesday 11:32 pm

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WHAT'S THE TIME PAUL?
>> ID: d6bf9b No. 12484 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 12:10 am

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>>12483
When you posted that it was 11:32.
>> ID: 86e6cf No. 12486 Anonymous
15th January 2015
Thursday 12:27 pm

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>>12483
>>12484
Very poor form indeed. Not even waiting until 03:20 or 03:41 to post anti-Merson.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12503 Anonymous
17th January 2015
Saturday 2:23 pm

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>>12480
How do you remember all this?
>> ID: a4d68b No. 12504 Anonymous
17th January 2015
Saturday 8:31 pm

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>>12483
Bloody hell I'd forgotten about the sadacts forcing this on /iq/. Real blast from the past.
>> ID: a2644e No. 12505 Anonymous
17th January 2015
Saturday 9:43 pm

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>>12504

I'd forgotten about the mods claiming only one or two people were forcing it. You could always tell the ones that the userbase loved and widely posted over a large period of time....they were always the ones the mods hated and ended up banning. Conversely, you could always tell the ones that the mods or irc clique had come up with as they were the ones that were horifically overused within a short space of time and had everyone complaining yet conspicuously escaped b& status
>> ID: bc92b0 No. 12506 Anonymous
17th January 2015
Saturday 10:23 pm

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>>12503
I found it peculiarly fascinating. I recognise that this is rather sad.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12507 Anonymous
18th January 2015
Sunday 10:21 pm

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>>12261
>What pleasure could anyone that wasn't there derive from hearing about Crabkiller or the one-of-kind, hand-made dinosaur hoodieautist cloak or *actual* Professor, etc?

Curiosity. Now just who was this Crabkiller?
>> ID: a4d68b No. 12508 Anonymous
18th January 2015
Sunday 10:26 pm

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>>12507
Just a bloke who boasted about killing crabs out of apparent boredom rather than for food. He was somewhat reviled for his teenlad bloodlust. See also: Bikethief.
>> ID: fdba62 No. 12509 Anonymous
18th January 2015
Sunday 10:36 pm

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>>12508
And Beachlitterer.

What a fucking cunt.
>> ID: 3ef470 No. 12510 Anonymous
18th January 2015
Sunday 10:51 pm

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>>12508
I couldn't tell if that was actually him who cropped up recently, or just someone else who was around when that happened.
>> ID: 4a2f55 No. 12511 Anonymous
19th January 2015
Monday 12:35 am

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Is ambulancelad old enough to warrant mentioning in this thread?
>> ID: 24d03f No. 12512 Anonymous
19th January 2015
Monday 1:21 am

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>>12511

No.
>> ID: 165961 No. 12513 Anonymous
19th January 2015
Monday 3:05 am

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I'll just leave this here for your listening pleasure:
https://audioboom.com/boos/150592-gazza-attempt-to-help-moat-c-real-radio-ne
>> ID: 47a71e No. 12520 Anonymous
20th January 2015
Tuesday 12:31 pm

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>>12417

>I portend that we will be hearing Cassidy's (Shadow) name in the papers in the months to come....

>>12418

>Is that related to the post saying something has happened in an eastern town or something?

And now this stuff in /b/ about one of Jamie Bulger's killers hiding out under a false identity....I'm starting to think there is a connection here, I for one am very curious
>
>> ID: 538a89 No. 12595 Anonymous
1st February 2015
Sunday 5:21 pm

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>>12594
How legal is this post? My instinct says bit entirely.
>> ID: 51a58f No. 12596 Anonymous
1st February 2015
Sunday 5:30 pm

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There only being 3 of us. You, me and the other guy.

Pie hat girls tits: the stuff of legend.

Bike thief.

Use a bumder/beefy poz loads.

nice 1 m9 wont no wot hit em.

BRITCHAN IS UP GO GO GO

Paul Merton related pissants.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12597 Anonymous
2nd February 2015
Monday 1:00 pm

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>>12508
Thanks, who was Billbob?
>> ID: 019a72 No. 12598 Anonymous
2nd February 2015
Monday 11:33 pm

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>>12597
Just some paedo from London.
>> ID: 14fe8d No. 12599 Anonymous
3rd February 2015
Tuesday 12:01 am

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http://britfa.gs/iq/arch/res/16259.html
Tooth hurty.
>> ID: 86e6cf No. 12600 Anonymous
3rd February 2015
Tuesday 1:40 pm

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>>12599
I WISH TO DECLARE MY LOVE FOR THAT THREAD AND ALL ITS PARTICIPANTS
>> ID: c174f5 No. 12644 Anonymous
24th February 2015
Tuesday 9:14 pm

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late 2008/2009 objectively best time
>> ID: c174f5 No. 12645 Anonymous
24th February 2015
Tuesday 9:15 pm

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>> ID: c174f5 No. 12646 Anonymous
24th February 2015
Tuesday 9:16 pm

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>>12645
>>12644

ok so neither of these are dank memes, and neither is this one.

But the point still stands.
>> ID: c174f5 No. 12647 Anonymous
24th February 2015
Tuesday 9:19 pm

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too bad non-jpgs weren't invented in that special era
>> ID: a8a9f6 No. 12648 Anonymous
24th February 2015
Tuesday 9:23 pm

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>>12644
>>12645
>>12646

That all just makes me cringe and glad that this place isn't like that anymore. Are those .gs or britchan shite?
>> ID: 8475f3 No. 12649 Anonymous
24th February 2015
Tuesday 9:23 pm

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Why are you posting shit from britchan?
>> ID: e5393f No. 12650 Anonymous
24th February 2015
Tuesday 10:07 pm

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>>12647

Jesus, I'd forgotten Youtube used to be silver.
>> ID: c174f5 No. 12651 Anonymous
24th February 2015
Tuesday 10:46 pm

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>>12648

It was a disgusting and crude time, good riddance.
>> ID: 50cabc No. 12652 Anonymous
24th February 2015
Tuesday 11:11 pm

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>>12647
Fantastic. Now I get all the references this spawned.

Though this wasn't ragelad, was it? He was only a couple of years ago wasn't he?
>> ID: 90c3bd No. 12653 Anonymous
25th February 2015
Wednesday 2:28 am

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>>12647
britchan is back up, GO GO GO GO GO
>> ID: f31630 No. 12654 Anonymous
25th February 2015
Wednesday 1:10 pm

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>>12653
By god, so it is.

http://britchan.tumblr.com/

Anime, Doctor Who... less B­N­P than I remember, though.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12655 Anonymous
2nd March 2015
Monday 7:05 pm

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>>/iq/52205

Hello everyone, YubYub here again.

As expected my last thread was full of faggotry and quickly mimicked leaving people confused as to what the original message was. I am here to clear all that up and to shed some light on the future of Britchan.

As you have all probably guessed Russians Ddos’d Britchan and the bandwidth for the month has been used. It will take until March for Britchan to go up once again but even that is uncertain. I have spoken to R4GE about ownership and he has refused to take back the chan and as I have stated I no longer have time for this chan, that is now even more the case as my girlfriend is now pregnant (no falcon punch, we are both extremely happy about it). Myself and R4GE are both reluctant to hand over the chan to some one we don’t know IRL so we have both agreed that Britchan will never be back.

There were good times on Britchan that shall never be forgotten, but like all good things they must come to an end. It seems like you have settled in here and I hope that the future of this chan blossoms even further.

Yours sincerely

YubYub


https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Britchan

So R4GE owned Britchan.
>> ID: 011918 No. 12667 Anonymous
4th March 2015
Wednesday 11:35 pm

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Last post of the night lads.
>> ID: 39bfe1 No. 12668 Anonymous
4th March 2015
Wednesday 11:59 pm

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>>12667
>> ID: 26307d No. 12768 Anonymous
28th April 2015
Tuesday 10:22 pm

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>>12511
Ambulancelad is one of the random names on /iq/ so he's worth mentioning.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12803 Anonymous
11th May 2015
Monday 11:16 pm

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How come /darkangel/ has gone?
>> ID: 2b3308 No. 12804 Anonymous
11th May 2015
Monday 11:46 pm

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>>12803
Should be an s on the end there m8.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12805 Anonymous
12th May 2015
Tuesday 12:27 pm

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>>12804
Not Found

The requested URL /darkangels was not found on this server.
>> ID: 635678 No. 12885 Anonymous
2nd June 2015
Tuesday 9:49 pm

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http://a.pomf.se/vajcdz.wma

This is a recording of a .gs user arguing with his landlady as she was trying to chuck him out early. It is from 2011. Found it in a old hard drive and thought I should share.
>> ID: 9ecd0f No. 12944 Anonymous
5th June 2015
Friday 11:10 pm

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>>12885

So I guess it's true, we do have a p***lad.
>> ID: d9e759 No. 12945 Anonymous
6th June 2015
Saturday 3:16 am

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>>12885
Why don't you use a website that works? Fucking twat. Choke in your sleep.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12949 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 11:04 pm

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>>12599
How did you get that link, was everything archived, if so how do I access the archive?
>> ID: 4e1356 No. 12950 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 11:21 pm

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>>12949
Try guessing some post numbers and putting them on the url.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12956 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 5:34 pm

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>>12644
>>12645
>>12646
>>12647
When did this site change it's style and cease being used as a typical imageboard? What was the catalyst for this change?
>> ID: bd5968 No. 12957 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 5:42 pm

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>>12956

It didn't. Those are from Britchan, you mong.
>> ID: 39f7fe No. 12958 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 6:55 pm

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>>12957
To be fair, about 95% of posts in this thread relate to Britchan.
>> ID: 4e1356 No. 12959 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 7:14 pm

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Britchan was the adolescent gs.
>> ID: 86e6cf No. 12960 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 8:02 pm

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>>12956
>>12957
Were we not also a typical kusaba-looking chanboard years ago before purp developed brian? I have vague memories of this place before it looked like it does now.
>> ID: e7e088 No. 12961 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 8:31 pm

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>>12960
We were. I too remember a beige background and a road sign of some sort as the logo.
>> ID: 26307d No. 12962 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 10:09 pm

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>>12957
>It didn't. Those are from Britchan, you mong.
I just assumed from the dates, that by 2009 that .gs had succeeded Britchan, given that .gs has threads dating back to late 2008 in >>/test/ .

So when exactly did Britchan die and how did it's userbase find .gs?
>> ID: bd5968 No. 12963 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 11:16 pm

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>>12962

Chanology happened.
>> ID: e7e088 No. 12964 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 11:16 pm

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>>12962
Can't remember exact dates when britchan died, but the two ran parallel for a while (at least a few months). This place was generally more helpful, and had the feeling of a slightly older userbase, whilst britchan was more anarchic and faster-moving if I remember rightly. Lots of us used both sites, so when britchan eventually died we migrated here permanently (after a time in the wilderness of krautchan's /int/ board for the hardcore britchan loyalists if I remember correctly - /iq/ was partly created as a sanctuary for them, I think).
>> ID: 4e1356 No. 12965 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 11:33 pm

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>>12964
It probably helped that on one amphetamine-infused night I abused my britchan mod privileges to delete every single thread on britchan and the admit didn't know how to revert it.
humblebrag.
>> ID: 5c5407 No. 12966 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 11:52 pm

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>>12965
>humblebrag

Hang yourself.
>> ID: d9e759 No. 12967 Anonymous
12th June 2015
Friday 12:03 am

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>>12966
Second time I read that bullshit word today. Fucking hate it.
>> ID: 575b22 No. 12968 Anonymous
12th June 2015
Friday 12:20 am

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>>12964

Didn't the two run parallel while britchan was being ddos'd to death and was over its monthly bandwidth limit half the time? I vaguely remember that being britchan's demise although to be fair I don't remember a lot of those years and my imagination could be filling in the details for me.
>> ID: e7e088 No. 12969 Anonymous
12th June 2015
Friday 1:00 am

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>>12968
Yeah, that sounds about right (though as was probably clear from repeated 'if I remember...'s my memory's hardly crystal clear). I think that was when people started using here and /int/ when britchan was offline, before the final death due to YubYub's incompetence and lack of funds (and >>12965's sabotage, it seems).

Anyone with a fully-functioning memory is actively encouraged to chip in at this point...
>> ID: 132035 No. 12970 Anonymous
12th June 2015
Friday 8:41 pm

ID: 132035
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Does anyone remember this dude?
>> ID: 6aeb0e No. 12972 Anonymous
12th June 2015
Friday 10:08 pm

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>>12970
I don't.
>> ID: 4e1356 No. 12976 Anonymous
12th June 2015
Friday 10:34 pm

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>>12970
I think so.
>> ID: d9e759 No. 13033 Anonymous
14th June 2015
Sunday 5:04 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc
>> ID: 5b36c0 No. 13065 Anonymous
16th June 2015
Tuesday 3:03 pm

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>>13033


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Gk1lkMCp4
>> ID: beee01 No. 13066 Anonymous
16th June 2015
Tuesday 3:24 pm

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>>13033

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wp8KzI46X4

Best.
>> ID: b22f4c No. 13067 Anonymous
16th June 2015
Tuesday 3:32 pm

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Surprised this hasn't been posted yet...
>> ID: b22f4c No. 13068 Anonymous
16th June 2015
Tuesday 3:34 pm

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Or this...
>> ID: b22f4c No. 13069 Anonymous
16th June 2015
Tuesday 3:38 pm

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Or even this...
>> ID: aae1f4 No. 13070 Anonymous
16th June 2015
Tuesday 3:57 pm

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>>13069

To be entirely honest, I have a mighty .gs folder, but I didn't feel like sharing my collection just so the OP could feel like he fits in when he reposts something posted in this thread. I don't even feel bad, oh what a monster I am.
>> ID: a49c21 No. 13071 Anonymous
16th June 2015
Tuesday 4:02 pm

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>>13070
Oh. And ah. Fair point.
>> ID: bd8bae No. 13177 Anonymous
20th July 2015
Monday 5:27 pm

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On the subject of shit .gs memes, does anyone know if Nepal Lad (originator of the Pie Master forced meme) escaped death during the Nepal earthquakes or is the cunt still around? Been away from the site for a looooong time but i remember when it was all over the news my first thought was "I really hope Nepal Lad is dead"...meant to come on here and see what was going on but, you know, too busy with actual IRL stuff
>> ID: f6bb7f No. 13178 Anonymous
20th July 2015
Monday 5:38 pm

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>>13177

I moved back to Croydon just before it happened m8.
>> ID: bd8bae No. 13179 Anonymous
21st July 2015
Tuesday 10:38 pm

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>>13178

Oh great, so you live to post more shitty memes and draw more swastikas on people's hands in permanent marker the night before they have to be in work.

There's no justice, there really isn't...
>> ID: 259371 No. 13180 Anonymous
23rd July 2015
Thursday 1:37 am

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>>13178

What about the other lads in Kathmandu?
>> ID: 182eb1 No. 13183 Anonymous
23rd July 2015
Thursday 8:28 pm

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>>13178

I'm not sure there is anything sadder in this world then a man who would pretending he lives in Croydon. Is not living in London really a worse stigma than living in Croydon? Just admit you live in Surrey, not London, and move forward with your life lad.
>> ID: 165961 No. 13184 Anonymous
23rd July 2015
Thursday 8:44 pm

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>>13183
The only thing sadder is the propensity of people from Croydon to pretend they're not in London. Brent Cross? London. Heathrow? London. Bexley? London. Croydon? NAH M8 WE'RE IN CROYDON INNIT.
>> ID: b2baee No. 13185 Anonymous
23rd July 2015
Thursday 8:55 pm

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>>13183
>then a man who would pretending he lives in Croydon

This gave me a headache.
>> ID: 675cf8 No. 13186 Anonymous
23rd July 2015
Thursday 10:15 pm

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Croydon is beautiful, a lady friend of mine lives there and I always feel so futuristic going in. And that lovely octagonal tower with the lights that change colour. It is quite dream like. She's going soon, I'm a tad sad. Reminds me of my hometown too.

Come to think of it, maybe she pretends to live there?
>> ID: 49c0b3 No. 13216 Anonymous
4th August 2015
Tuesday 4:40 am

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>>13186

Its more likely that you're pretending to know a lady
>> ID: b01185 No. 13217 Anonymous
4th August 2015
Tuesday 6:57 am

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>>13216

N1 M8, bummer didn't know wot hit 'im!
>> ID: 5b36c0 No. 13218 Anonymous
4th August 2015
Tuesday 12:45 pm

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>>13184

By 2050, 60% of Europe will be described as London by estate agents. When overcrowding on a Ryanair flight from Gdansk causes the death of eighty commuters, Boristron Prime orders the construction of several hundred Routemaster Airbuses, with an open door at the back to allow passengers to alight by parachute. To relieve congestion on the Eurostar, TfL start a pedalo hire scheme. A vast shanty town in West London covers most of the area formerly known as Wales. UN peacekeepers are deployed after a turf war between drug gangs goes thermonuclear.
>> ID: 3a8e6b No. 13219 Anonymous
4th August 2015
Tuesday 1:11 pm

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>>13218
>By 2050
So only around 40 years behind the low cost airlines and airport operators then? I notice the operators of Kidlington airfield, north of Oxford have branded it "London Oxford Airport". I look forward to flying into London Tees Valley in future.

None of which really changes the fact that Croydon is in London, and has been since the 1960s. On the same note, the residents of Bromley can stop pretending they're still in Kent.
>> ID: 2405b1 No. 13220 Anonymous
4th August 2015
Tuesday 1:17 pm

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>>13219
35.
>> ID: 3a8e6b No. 13221 Anonymous
4th August 2015
Tuesday 1:19 pm

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>>13220
Whoosh!
>> ID: bb87c7 No. 13223 Anonymous
4th August 2015
Tuesday 2:24 pm

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>>13219
>On the same note, the residents of Bromley can stop pretending they're still in Kent.
I've been telling them, mate, but ultimately we're going to have to wait for the previous generation to die along with their misinformed ideas before common sense can prevail.
>> ID: ab43b8 No. 13341 Anonymous
17th September 2015
Thursday 5:46 pm

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>> ID: 88df6a No. 13342 Anonymous
17th September 2015
Thursday 5:49 pm

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>>13341
Definitely worth the bump.
>> ID: 26307d No. 13347 Anonymous
28th September 2015
Monday 12:22 am

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Just seen this posted on the other chan. Pretty sure it's Chairlad's chair, does this mean Chairlad never existed and it was just an image taken from the Internet?
>> ID: 16c885 No. 13348 Anonymous
28th September 2015
Monday 3:09 am

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>>13347
It originated on Reddit. You can probably dig up the thread if you spend a bit of time on google.
>> ID: 7152d7 No. 14351 Anonymous
26th October 2017
Thursday 9:48 pm

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I'm trying to work out the timeline of Britchan's demise. So it went down for good early Feb 2009, but it also seems to have gone down in oct/nov 2008, which sparked the ceration of /uk/ on Krautchan, is this correct?
>> ID: 1c3d9b No. 14352 Anonymous
27th October 2017
Friday 12:13 am

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>>14351

Wasn't the monthly bandwidth limit getting rinsed every month causing the site to be available roughly one week out of four before they gave up the ghost for good?
>> ID: c2466e No. 14353 Anonymous
11th November 2017
Saturday 1:31 am

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What was the toast and scat board going to be called again?

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