Red vorderman.

Vorderman at the races.

https://dax.captivate.fm/62742900-1a4b-4eac-b313-131f34ab03c6/Full-D-Carol-Vorderman-encoded.mp3

VORDERS INTERVIEW

Imagine being willy.

Vorderman Spanking Tories


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-xDjvo6RMI

Bikini vorderman.

Blue leathery vorderman.

Brown leathery vorderman

>>71946

Yes, but what's she wearing?

CALLISTHENIC VORDERMAN

CAMELTOE VORDERMAN

Carol's finally sticking her chest out on twitter again rather than solely tweeting about politics!

Her skins looks like it'd move seperately from the muscle beneath, like raw chicken. Not to age shame - I wish people would age gracefully instead of falsifying an appearance youth.

>>71993

>Her skins looks like it'd move seperately from the muscle beneath

Hang on, does yours not do that? I think you're the weird one m8.

Carol Vorderman was on this week's episode of Have I Got News For You. She is delightfully militant, but didn't really offer any new information. She's a good NPC.

>>72034
>BUT DIDN'T REALLY OFFER ANY NEW INFORMATION

What were you expecting from hignfy?

>>72034

It looks like Ian Hislop had a good night.

>>72037
What do you reckon Paul Merton was up to?

>>72038

Getting his muscles felt.

>>72041
Ah don't get it.

>>72041

>>72057
What's that got to do with Paul Merton tho?

>>72058
Nabil Abdulrashid was Paul Merton's teammate on the episode in question. He was really good; I liked him a lot. To answer your next question, that's him in the first picture (but not the second picture).

>>72059
I've never heard of him before but he was quite funny.

KELSEY VORDERGRAMMER

PADDLE BOARDERMAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX2-GZL4yps

>>72084
Lovely bit of jiggliness from Alison there.

Carol Vorderman leaves BBC radio show over anti-government social media posts

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67357877

Based Carol.

>>72197
This government radicalised Aunty Carol, and for that alone they must be annihilated. We must find a solution to the Tory problem, and if anyone's great with solutions to problems it's a cyborg maths genius with a massive pair of compute nodes.

>>72210
Aunty Carol was already radicalised. She'll do owt if it means the spotlight goes her way.

>>72211
I think she will be the next Prime Minister.

>>72212

She couldn't do a worse job than Sunak, but she would cause thousands of middle-aged men to wank themselves to death. Imagine having to do your GCSE History coursework on The Great Wankageddon of 2025.

Red shiny vorderman.

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT VORDERWOMAN.

>>72225
Now that my dad's getting old and frail he's looking like old and frail bill Clinton, but they didn't look alike before they were old and frail.

>>72226
All old people look the same. My friend’s 61-year-old boyfriend could be literally anyone; I don’t know him from Adam despite having met him several times. It’s a running joke between us, although this does suggest that maybe not everyone has old-man face blindness.

>>72226
My dad looks like Jeremy Clarkson these days. I found it curious at first but then the horror dawned on me that I was looking into my own future. I don't know how it happened to him or maybe it's always been the case and I just don't see him as much as I used to.

If you want to picture the future of .gs imagine elderly celebrities having a cunt-off – forever. While >>72227 tries to set us up with his local stairlift lubricators.

>>72227

I'm curious how old your friend is?

>>72229
She is 38.

>>72230

that's like me dating a 12 year old. pensionerlad is knocking it out the park.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjKNnX2V5S8

>>72247

62 years old. She's old enough to get a Freedom Pass. Old enough to join Saga. Old enough to live in sheltered accommodation. Christ, I love science.

What sticks out more, tits or arse?

>>72228

My dad transformed from Robert DeNiro to Danny DeVito in the blink of an eye. It'll happen to the best of us, lads.

>>72249

Aunty Carol's knockers look like they'd actually honk if you squeezed them.

Please stop posting pictures of this gilf, it's having an unsavory effect on my porn browsing habits.

>>72251
I don't know if you'd be able to honk them. It doesn't look like there'd be any stretch in that dress, it's on so tight.

>Carol Vorderman’s connection to the festive season goes all the way back. She was born on Christmas Eve 63 years ago and owes her first name to that date.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/dec/24/carol-vorderman-perfect-10-quiz-book-countdown-interview

What have you got Aunty Carol for her birthday?

>>72254

I'd get her something, but I'd be in breach of my bail conditions.