Vorderman from the rear.

Vorderman.

Full credit to her surgeon, he's done a cracking job. A bit unsubtle, but I like it.

>>62741
Two from the top

>>62742
Two from the bottom

>>62743
Two from anywhere else

>>62742
I think she must be teeny tiny in real life. Famouses often are.

>>62747

The google reckons she's 5'5".

she could take my five inches iykwim

Fur trimmed Vorderman.

At the races Vorderman.

A thread of true /iq/ quality.

Air cadet vorderman.

Welsh women's rugby vorderman.

Coach awards vorderman.

Vorderman with her horse.

This thread is the new highlight of my day.

Op is a ledge and this thread must never die.

Pilot Vorderman

>>62837

You're doing god's work, son.

>>62837

She's an honorary Group Captain no less. Probably the best Group Captain since Ian 'Chunky' Gilmore.

>>62837

There's something about the airwoman's uniform that does it for me, I'm not sure why. Possibly all of my grandad and his friend's stories about waafs.

>>62837
Is it just me or does she look like Rachel Riley here?

Sheer Vorderman

Black leggings vorderman.

Striped jumper vorderman.

Brecon beacons vorderman.

Sandwich holding vorderman.

Sat on a plane vorderman.

>>62854
Fuck, thought this was a star wars still on first glance.

This thread is a valuable hoard of Vords

>>62854
This is fuckin' wild.

marple vorderman.

>>62863
I like her more in that outfit than these ill-fitting trousers.

Also, it's more violet than marple.

>>62865
That lilac you spazztard.

>>62863
No wait, lavender. Lavender.

It are mauve, you colourblind nitwits.

It's quite clearly indigo

On the train to Manchester vorderman.

I miss going on the train.

Skanky vampire Vorderman

>>62872
I smell fake Vorderman.

>>62872
You have ruined my day and brought shame upon yourself, your family and the .gs collective.

>>62872
MODZ

Vorderman with a man.

Vorderman without a man.

>>62876

Apparently she's sleeping around and enjoying it.

>>62878
Well she didn't get them done to help with her buoyancy, m9.

>>62878
WELL IT'S A NUMBERS GAME INNIT

>>62876
Vorderman

>>62877
Vordernoman

At least she was never left hanging like Rachel here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZArCpYeo8

>>62882
She claims she's never had plastic surgery in her life. She says her enhanced boobs and arse are the result of HRT.

>>62886
And some say we live in the eye of a blue eyed giant called Macumber.

Window holding vorderman.

Sorry but am I the only one who thinks she looks absolutely awful?? She looks like a caricature of an OTT slightly bonkers single auntie who dresses like a twenty year old at fifty. The fake T&A are frankly horrifying! What on earth possessed her to reinvent her look into this, I don't know!

(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)
(A good day to you Sir!)

>>62889

>SHE LOOKS LIKE A CARICATURE OF AN OTT SLIGHTLY BONKERS SINGLE AUNTIE WHO DRESSES LIKE A TWENTY YEAR OLD AT FIFTY

Yes, exactly. That's the appeal.

>>62889
gb2 mumsnet

>>62889

>CARICATURE OF AN OTT SLIGHTLY BONKERS SINGLE AUNTIE

I'd bonk her if she was my single auntie, iykwim

>>62892
> Ambulancelad 19/03/27 (Wed)23:32 No. 62892
>I'd bonk her if she was my single auntie, iykwim

Bad luck Ambulancelad

>>62742

How much of this is bad photoshopping how muich is really her?

>>62895
With four big ones I'm not sure even Vorderman herself could work that out.

Wineglass on her bum vorderman.

>>62895

Not photoshop, not really her either.

>>62898

Sure the arse just sticks out in that picture so much I can't believe she could sit down in a chair if it is 'real'

This started off as a hot thread but now I'm concerned all this is part of some kind of crisis she's going through.

>>62900
It's not a crisis, I've seen this in younger women. Nerdy girls who get fit as anything after school or college, they change, they get way, way more confident and sexual, to the point where it's a little odd and intense. The oddness factor is probably less of an issue in Vords because she's a proper grown-up and not a confused, late-teens/early-twenties, kind-of-grown-up. However, the realisation that she's more attractive than ever is quite a kick; possibly not unlike the one I used to get when I get my cock out on BlogTV as a youngster. You'd act differently too if you woke up looking John Hamm, you'd definitely start wearing the loosest underwear possible*, that's for sure.

Also she's as rich as the pharaohs these days, that'll put a spring in anyone's step.

*John Hamm has a massive cock, fyi.

>>62901
Good points John.

>>62741

Vorderman with a bone-on

>>62901

I don't want to sound like I'm just jealous of him (obviously I am), or just trying to anonymously humblebrag about my own massive cock (obviously I am) but it seems a decent size but not that groundbreaking. I have a very similar sized bulge if I wear tight trousers and I don't think I'd call my cock massive, it's girthier than average, but I wouldn't say it's that remarkable. I think people forget you can end up with a lot of ball in your bulge too, which throws the whole thing off.

It does seem like Hamm doesn't wear underwear, though. That's a bold move.

>>62904

Men often overestimate their dick size, and the average dick size along with it. The actual variance among dick sizes is pretty small, so statistically speaking you only have to be an inch or so above the average (which is only around 5 and a bit inches) to be in the 95th percentile. so therefore, according to science, you only have to be about 6.5 inches or above to qualify as a monster cock.

pornography does a lot of terrible things to society and perhaps the worst for a lot of blokes self esteem is making them (and a lot of women) think that anything below 8 inches is "average". the scales of reference have been skewed massively, the same way you get birds feeling shit about their body because they're not a size 0 supermodel.

source:

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

>According to the team’s analysis, the average flaccid, pendulous penis is 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) in length; the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long. The corresponding girth measurements are 9.31 cm (3.66 inches) for a flaccid penis and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one.

>A graph of the size distribution shows that outliers are rare. A 16-cm (6.3-inch) erect penis falls into the 95th percentile: Out of 100 men, only five would have a penis larger than 16 cm. Conversely, an erect penis measuring 10 cm (3.94 inches) falls into the 5th percentile: Only five out of 100 men would have a penis smaller than 10 cm.

>>62906

This is both interesting and comforting information. There was a site knocking around where you could put in your measurements and it would tell you where you fell as a percentile, and it put me right up there in the top bracket. I immediately assumed it was bollocks for much the same reasons you mentioned - it seems unfathomable to consider 16cm massive.

I've heard that women (and men) are absolutely terrible at judging size without measuring, though, frequently guessing that a partner's knob is eight or ten inches long when it's not even close.

I'm sorry, Vordermanlads, I didn't mean to ruin the thread by bringing up John Hamm's todger. I'll choose my words more carefully in the future.

>>62908

You should have known better. It's Pandora's moose knuckle.

>>62909
I thought the explainer at the end of my post and choosing such a famously large knob would negate the need for photos. Alas bigcocklad had other ideas.

Can we please get back to Vorderman and stop talking about John's Hamm.

>>62918
She hasn't posted a picture on Twitter or been snapped by paparazzo in a few days. When I have some new material normal service will be resumed; she's been invited to the Bahrain Grand Prix by Mercedes this weekend so I imagine we'll soon get pictures of her polishing an F1 car with her buttocks or something like that.

>>62919

I've got 10/1 on her posing as an umbrella girl.

Normal service will resume shortly. Thank you for your patience.

Vorderman in the sun.

Pit lane vorderman.

Sunglasses selfie vorderman.

VIP guest vorderman.

Vorderman touching the car.

Vorderman touching the steering wheel.

Vorderman touching a man.

V o r d e r m a n

>>62932

I'd let her gently caress my upper wishbone IYKWIM.

>>62934
I'd let her touch my man with a receding hairline IYKWIM.

>>62935

R A V E D M O R N

>>62959
darn mover

Vorderman in the paddock after dark.

Someone needs to set up a petition to Channel 4 for them to run a 24/7 stream of old Countdown episodes.

Sign touching vorderman.

Green jumpsuit vorderman.

Williams garage vorderman.

Podium selfie vorderman.

Absolutely haram vorderman.

With a horsey chum vorderman.

Appg-ga vorderman.

HMS vorderman.

>>62979

Nice to see ARE CAROL with a load of seamen.

>>62980
May God bless her and all who sail in her.