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>> No. 9430 Anonymous
26th January 2016
Tuesday 10:09 pm
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Huddersfield charity shop finally says goodbye to a shutter which lasted 26 years


http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/huddersfield-charity-shop-finally-says-10780879

That's it. That's literally it. A charity shop has replaced one of its roller shutters after having the same one for 26 years. It's all go in Huddersfield.

I challenge you lads to find a more pointless news story than this.
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>> No. 18365 Anonymous
25th February 2019
Monday 3:31 pm
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>> No. 18427 Anonymous
28th February 2019
Thursday 7:07 am
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>Questions have been raised at an inquest after a 48-year-old woman from Lincoln died in hospital after a crash on the A46 at Nettleham.

>Adele Barbour died on January 17 last year as she had pulled in front of a Toyota Yaris while trying to turn right.

>Miss Barbour had a cardiac arrest and was rushed to hospital. However, questions were raised by coroner Marianne Johnson at the inquest into her death on the actions of emergency workers who mistakenly thought she was pregnant.

>A C-section was carried out at hospital because they thought she might have a baby due to her protruding stomach - only for them to discover she was not pregnant.

https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/lincoln-news/questions-raised-medics-carry-out-2587081

It's one thing to make the news due to your shit driving, it's another thing to make the news because medics performed an emergency caesarian because of your large pot belly.
>> No. 18438 Anonymous
28th February 2019
Thursday 2:42 pm
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>>18427

Also, even if she was unconscious and could not establish verbally if she was pregnant or not, did nobody bother to perform a quick ultrasound of her stomach first? Isn't that standard procedure before any Caesarian?
>> No. 18484 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 12:03 pm
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Water company asks people to stop flushing Yorkshire puddings down the toilet

https://inews.co.uk/news/environment/water-company-asks-people-to-stop-flushing-yorkshire-puddings-down-the-toilet/
>> No. 18485 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 2:49 pm
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>>18484
I was expecting this story here - I have so many questions.

WHY????
>> No. 18486 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 4:34 pm
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>>18485

Seems like one person dumped a load of them. Dodgy cafe trying to fly tip, maybe?

I'm impressed they hold up so well underwater, though, I expected them to dissolve almost entirely in a few hours of submersion.

Not sure why anyone would ever chuck out a yorkie, though. What a waste. They're good even when they're stale, enough gravy to dunk them in and I'd eat a week old one after a quick blast in the oven.
>> No. 18487 Anonymous
2nd March 2019
Saturday 6:52 pm
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>>18484
Do you reckon there's another lad out there with more out of date gravy than he knows what to do with?

>>18486
>Seems like one person dumped a load of them. Dodgy cafe trying to fly tip, maybe?

Wouldn't it be easier to just feed it all to the wildlife?
Probs kids with secret eating disorders flushing Sunday dinners down the drain.
>> No. 18504 Anonymous
6th March 2019
Wednesday 9:38 pm
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BREAKING: Woman has poo on beach

More as this develops.

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/woman-captured-camera-having-poo-15931424
>> No. 18524 Anonymous
9th March 2019
Saturday 10:16 am
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>> No. 18533 Anonymous
9th March 2019
Saturday 12:04 pm
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>>18524

At least he no longer wears his hair daftly spiked up like in the series.
>> No. 18562 Anonymous
10th March 2019
Sunday 8:43 pm
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>A woman who stepped over a barrier to take a selfie at a zoo in Arizona, US, has been attacked by a jaguar. It happened on Saturday and the woman's injuries were not life-threatening.

>When she crossed the barrier and approached the enclosure to photograph herself with the jaguar, it swiped out through the fencing, leaving deep gashes on her arms.

>Wildlife World Zoo director Mickey Ollson said there was "no way to fix people crossing barriers. They're there for a good reason," he said.

>He said the same animal had previously attacked someone else who crossed the barrier, but not as seriously. He confirmed that Saturday's incident was the result of "human error" and the animal would not be euthanised.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47516340
>> No. 18563 Anonymous
10th March 2019
Sunday 8:45 pm
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>>18562

We're really not understanding how the 'pointless, mundane news story' thread works, are we?
>> No. 18564 Anonymous
10th March 2019
Sunday 8:48 pm
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>>18563
It moved on from that long ago to also encompass "stories you've found amusing that don't warrant their own thread."

What's with everyone being a negative cunt for the sake of it this weekend? There's far more cuntery this weekend.
>> No. 18565 Anonymous
10th March 2019
Sunday 8:53 pm
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>>18564 What's with everyone being a negative cunt
It's windy. The horses were bitey cunts, the dog's been a dick all evening, Even the fucking alpacas were pests. People also get weird and shitty when it's windy. Not sure why, but it seems reliable. Of course, it could just be me being an intolerant bastard in the wind. Hard to tell.
>> No. 18566 Anonymous
10th March 2019
Sunday 8:57 pm
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>>18564

I hope you get eaten by a jaguar you dozy cunt
>> No. 18567 Anonymous
10th March 2019
Sunday 9:13 pm
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>>18565
Windist.
>> No. 18568 Anonymous
10th March 2019
Sunday 10:06 pm
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>>18564
It's been pointed out before in this thread, it's hardly out of left field. If the thread has, as you say, lost its purpose, then it should be locked.
>> No. 18570 Anonymous
10th March 2019
Sunday 10:32 pm
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>>18568
Postmaster General, it has been a while.
>> No. 18581 Anonymous
13th March 2019
Wednesday 9:16 pm
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>>18504
Google news offered me some walesonline stories today and it's full of absolute gold.

Day-tripper on seaside visit smashed seagull to death when it stole his chips
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/day-tripper-seaside-visit-smashed-15966333

Man with no arms who swam for Wales stabbed his own dad using blade held between his toes
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-no-arms-who-swam-15871736

But it almost seems too good.
>> No. 18584 Anonymous
13th March 2019
Wednesday 9:50 pm
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>>18581
>Man with no arms who swam for Wales stabbed his own dad using blade held between his toes
I cannot stop laughing, fucking hell.
>> No. 18703 Anonymous
16th March 2019
Saturday 8:37 pm
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I've really got to stop reading this fucking local news.

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/whats-on/house-holes-crazy-golf-derby-2653006
>> No. 18721 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 7:00 am
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>Darren Thomson, 22, lost all feeling in the left side of his body just 15 minutes after he developed a blinding headache. The Hibs fan was rushed to hospital where scans revealed he had suffered a stroke and had a bleed on the brain caused by a blood clot the size of a 10p coin.

>He had two operations to help drain the excess fluid in his brain, but he still couldn’t speak for three months due to a tube down his throat then brain damage. Darren heard his nurses talking about how they supported rival team Hearts - and shocked them by blurting out his first words: “Hearts are shite”.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/hearts-are-s-e-hibs-fan-who-had-stroke-utters-first-words-in-four-months-1-4890933
>> No. 18726 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:19 am
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>>18721
>Darren was at home on June 5 last year watching YouTube videos with his friend when he started to feel a headache at the back and right side of his head.
We've all been there. There's some utter shit on youtube.
>> No. 18727 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:57 am
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>>18726
I spent two hours last night watching a walk-round tour of a stamping and moulding factory. I regret nothing.
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- go on, you know you want to)
>> No. 18728 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 10:57 am
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Fuck me - auto-embed from an unmolested link. When did that happen?
>> No. 18729 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 11:15 am
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>>18728
About a year ago, but the way .gs distorts time means it could have been more like two.
>> No. 18730 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 12:23 pm
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>>18729
>the way .gs distorts time

Half Past Yer Mam.
>> No. 18736 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 2:49 pm
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Do you meant you don't need to use the yt tags anymore?
>> No. 18737 Anonymous
18th March 2019
Monday 3:04 pm
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>>18736
Haven't for a while, they're there as a legacy feature.
>> No. 18812 Anonymous
29th March 2019
Friday 5:25 pm
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>> No. 18813 Anonymous
30th March 2019
Saturday 7:23 am
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>>18812
Do they just follow a dwarf around with a camera and wait for news to happen?
>> No. 18889 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 11:55 am
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>A school has apologised after an inappropriate message was sent to a taxi company requesting a driver - but insisted they be ‘white British’.

>Highfield School in Ossett, which caters for children with special education needs, sent the message to set up the regular weekly transport arrangement with a taxi company. But because of the complex needs of some of its pupils, the request stated that the passenger “will not tolerate anybody who is not white British”.

https://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/education/school-in-ossett-apologises-after-requesting-a-taxi-with-a-white-british-driver-1-9690579

Now I can appreciate that it'd be utterly unacceptable for a person who is totally compos mentis to request they only get a white British taxi driver, but if someone has a potato brain and will have a full blown spacker fit if the driver isn't white British and they don't have the mental capacity to understand why that's racist then I'd have thought there'd be some leeway.
>> No. 18890 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 12:07 pm
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>>18889

Agree with you. It seems like the only thing they did wrong was relaying that request in a message rather than over the phone - a quick chat explaining the situation would have solved the whole problem.

As such though, what are the school apologising for? For catering to the needs of their student, or on behalf of the student for their issues?
>> No. 18891 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 12:36 pm
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>>18889
First off, you sound like a prick.

Secondly, if you think the phrasing "will not tolerate anybody who is not white British" without qualification or explaination isn't massively idiotic then you need your head checked.

>>18890
They're apologising for sounding like the Stephen Yaxley-Lennon Academy Trust for West Racial War.
>> No. 18892 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 12:45 pm
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>>18891
>Secondly, if you think the phrasing "will not tolerate anybody who is not white British" without qualification or explaination isn't massively idiotic then you need your head checked.

It's a special school. It's a given that the kids are going to be special in the head.
>> No. 18893 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 12:52 pm
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>>18892
But that's not inherently an excuse for racial discrimination, is it? I know racists tends to be thicker than pig shit, but that's not the same as tarring everyone with learning difficulties as a paid up EDL bod.
>> No. 18894 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 1:14 pm
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>>18893
"Little Jimmy will not tolerate anybody who is not white British because he isn't quite right in the head; he believes brown people are the spawn of Satan and are after him because they want to drag him to Hell."
>> No. 18895 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 1:15 pm
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>>18893

>I know racists tends to be thicker than pig shit, but that's not the same as tarring everyone with learning difficulties as a paid up EDL bod.

Do you have learning difficulties, or are you just incredibly bad at deductive reasoning?

"Racist monglords can't really help being racist because they're monglords" does not imply that all monglords are racist.
>> No. 18896 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 1:25 pm
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>>18895
That's exactly what I just said, you useless tosser.
>> No. 18897 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 4:07 pm
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>>18896
Mind those edges, lad.
>> No. 18898 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 6:08 pm
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>>18897

I don't think you even know what the words you are using mean. There is nothing provocatively controversial about thinking you are a useless tosser.
>> No. 18899 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 6:56 pm
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>>18898
Edgelord strikes again! No-one is safe from his rapier ripostes!
>> No. 18900 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 7:39 pm
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>>18899
That post wasn't mine, but I too fail to see how calling someone a tosser is "edgy". Maybe if you did it in a church but I don't think anyone's gotten spiritual about .gs yet.
>> No. 18901 Anonymous
4th April 2019
Thursday 10:14 pm
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>>18900
Agreed, this is just getting embarrassing.
>> No. 18905 Anonymous
6th April 2019
Saturday 11:18 pm
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>'Decent lad' stole hired £50,000 Aston Martin, crashed it on A46, then told lorry driver 'I am fucking off' before running away

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/decent-lad-stole-hired-50000-2728613
>> No. 18906 Anonymous
6th April 2019
Saturday 11:44 pm
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>>18905
I live in Gloucestershire and that's the sort of hilarious crime we get around here, always with a headline dripping with sarcasm. Things are often stupid but rarely malicious. Bloke even looks like a supermarket worker I know.
>> No. 18907 Anonymous
7th April 2019
Sunday 10:37 am
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>>18905
>aggravated vehicle taking

Could there not be a better name for this? "Aggravated" sounds like there was fury or dissatisfaction involved. The act seems more... Cavalier.
>> No. 19076 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 7:54 am
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Coastguard release photo of object that sparked huge River Hull search for ‘body’

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/coastguard-release-photo-object-sparked-2772440
>> No. 19078 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 3:14 pm
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>>19076

He looks like a cheeky chappy bet he did for a lark.
>> No. 19079 Anonymous
18th April 2019
Thursday 3:20 pm
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>>19078
It looks like the BFG from the 80s animated film. My money is on some scallies taking him from a local scarecrow festival and throwing it in the river.

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