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|>>|| No. 18427
>Questions have been raised at an inquest after a 48-year-old woman from Lincoln died in hospital after a crash on the A46 at Nettleham.
>Adele Barbour died on January 17 last year as she had pulled in front of a Toyota Yaris while trying to turn right.
>Miss Barbour had a cardiac arrest and was rushed to hospital. However, questions were raised by coroner Marianne Johnson at the inquest into her death on the actions of emergency workers who mistakenly thought she was pregnant.
>A C-section was carried out at hospital because they thought she might have a baby due to her protruding stomach - only for them to discover she was not pregnant.
It's one thing to make the news due to your shit driving, it's another thing to make the news because medics performed an emergency caesarian because of your large pot belly.
|>>|| No. 18438
Also, even if she was unconscious and could not establish verbally if she was pregnant or not, did nobody bother to perform a quick ultrasound of her stomach first? Isn't that standard procedure before any Caesarian?
|>>|| No. 18486
Seems like one person dumped a load of them. Dodgy cafe trying to fly tip, maybe?
I'm impressed they hold up so well underwater, though, I expected them to dissolve almost entirely in a few hours of submersion.
Not sure why anyone would ever chuck out a yorkie, though. What a waste. They're good even when they're stale, enough gravy to dunk them in and I'd eat a week old one after a quick blast in the oven.
|>>|| No. 18487
Do you reckon there's another lad out there with more out of date gravy than he knows what to do with?
>Seems like one person dumped a load of them. Dodgy cafe trying to fly tip, maybe?
Wouldn't it be easier to just feed it all to the wildlife?
Probs kids with secret eating disorders flushing Sunday dinners down the drain.
|>>|| No. 18533
At least he no longer wears his hair daftly spiked up like in the series.
|>>|| No. 18562
>A woman who stepped over a barrier to take a selfie at a zoo in Arizona, US, has been attacked by a jaguar. It happened on Saturday and the woman's injuries were not life-threatening.
>When she crossed the barrier and approached the enclosure to photograph herself with the jaguar, it swiped out through the fencing, leaving deep gashes on her arms.
>Wildlife World Zoo director Mickey Ollson said there was "no way to fix people crossing barriers. They're there for a good reason," he said.
>He said the same animal had previously attacked someone else who crossed the barrier, but not as seriously. He confirmed that Saturday's incident was the result of "human error" and the animal would not be euthanised.
|>>|| No. 18563
We're really not understanding how the 'pointless, mundane news story' thread works, are we?
|>>|| No. 18564
It moved on from that long ago to also encompass "stories you've found amusing that don't warrant their own thread."
What's with everyone being a negative cunt for the sake of it this weekend? There's far more cuntery this weekend.
|>>|| No. 18565
>>18564 What's with everyone being a negative cunt
It's windy. The horses were bitey cunts, the dog's been a dick all evening, Even the fucking alpacas were pests. People also get weird and shitty when it's windy. Not sure why, but it seems reliable. Of course, it could just be me being an intolerant bastard in the wind. Hard to tell.
|>>|| No. 18568
It's been pointed out before in this thread, it's hardly out of left field. If the thread has, as you say, lost its purpose, then it should be locked.
|>>|| No. 18584
>Man with no arms who swam for Wales stabbed his own dad using blade held between his toes
I cannot stop laughing, fucking hell.
|>>|| No. 18721
>Darren Thomson, 22, lost all feeling in the left side of his body just 15 minutes after he developed a blinding headache. The Hibs fan was rushed to hospital where scans revealed he had suffered a stroke and had a bleed on the brain caused by a blood clot the size of a 10p coin.
>He had two operations to help drain the excess fluid in his brain, but he still couldn’t speak for three months due to a tube down his throat then brain damage. Darren heard his nurses talking about how they supported rival team Hearts - and shocked them by blurting out his first words: “Hearts are shite”.
|>>|| No. 18726
>Darren was at home on June 5 last year watching YouTube videos with his friend when he started to feel a headache at the back and right side of his head.
We've all been there. There's some utter shit on youtube.
|>>|| No. 18727
I spent two hours last night watching a walk-round tour of a stamping and moulding factory. I regret nothing.
( - go on, you know you want to)
|>>|| No. 18728
Fuck me - auto-embed from an unmolested link. When did that happen?
|>>|| No. 18729
About a year ago, but the way .gs distorts time means it could have been more like two.
|>>|| No. 18736
Do you meant you don't need to use the yt tags anymore?
|>>|| No. 18813
Do they just follow a dwarf around with a camera and wait for news to happen?
|>>|| No. 18889
>A school has apologised after an inappropriate message was sent to a taxi company requesting a driver - but insisted they be ‘white British’.
>Highfield School in Ossett, which caters for children with special education needs, sent the message to set up the regular weekly transport arrangement with a taxi company. But because of the complex needs of some of its pupils, the request stated that the passenger “will not tolerate anybody who is not white British”.
Now I can appreciate that it'd be utterly unacceptable for a person who is totally compos mentis to request they only get a white British taxi driver, but if someone has a potato brain and will have a full blown spacker fit if the driver isn't white British and they don't have the mental capacity to understand why that's racist then I'd have thought there'd be some leeway.
|>>|| No. 18890
Agree with you. It seems like the only thing they did wrong was relaying that request in a message rather than over the phone - a quick chat explaining the situation would have solved the whole problem.
As such though, what are the school apologising for? For catering to the needs of their student, or on behalf of the student for their issues?
|>>|| No. 18891
First off, you sound like a prick.
Secondly, if you think the phrasing "will not tolerate anybody who is not white British" without qualification or explaination isn't massively idiotic then you need your head checked.
They're apologising for sounding like the Stephen Yaxley-Lennon Academy Trust for West Racial War.
|>>|| No. 18892
>Secondly, if you think the phrasing "will not tolerate anybody who is not white British" without qualification or explaination isn't massively idiotic then you need your head checked.
It's a special school. It's a given that the kids are going to be special in the head.
|>>|| No. 18893
But that's not inherently an excuse for racial discrimination, is it? I know racists tends to be thicker than pig shit, but that's not the same as tarring everyone with learning difficulties as a paid up EDL bod.
|>>|| No. 18894
"Little Jimmy will not tolerate anybody who is not white British because he isn't quite right in the head; he believes brown people are the spawn of Satan and are after him because they want to drag him to Hell."
|>>|| No. 18895
>I know racists tends to be thicker than pig shit, but that's not the same as tarring everyone with learning difficulties as a paid up EDL bod.
Do you have learning difficulties, or are you just incredibly bad at deductive reasoning?
"Racist monglords can't really help being racist because they're monglords" does not imply that all monglords are racist.
|>>|| No. 18898
I don't think you even know what the words you are using mean. There is nothing provocatively controversial about thinking you are a useless tosser.
|>>|| No. 18900
That post wasn't mine, but I too fail to see how calling someone a tosser is "edgy". Maybe if you did it in a church but I don't think anyone's gotten spiritual about .gs yet.
|>>|| No. 18906
I live in Gloucestershire and that's the sort of hilarious crime we get around here, always with a headline dripping with sarcasm. Things are often stupid but rarely malicious. Bloke even looks like a supermarket worker I know.
|>>|| No. 18907
>aggravated vehicle taking
Could there not be a better name for this? "Aggravated" sounds like there was fury or dissatisfaction involved. The act seems more... Cavalier.
|>>|| No. 19079
It looks like the BFG from the 80s animated film. My money is on some scallies taking him from a local scarecrow festival and throwing it in the river.
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