>>6067
You even dated a trans person! Gosh, how lucky they were.

Very right-on you are.

>>6069
That's just what models do.

>>6068 Craigslist, back when the personals section was still there. fabguys.com is where I would look now, maybe fetlife.

>>6070 Thanks, I try ;)

Getting some faint homo vibes ITT

right hand side one reminds me of tim sharky but skinny

>>6049

Plastic microbeads are bad, but you can get grainy bits made from apricot stones or rice.

>>6050
I'm not rubbing rice on my face. I don't want to turn Chinese.

>>6051
May be a smart move post-no-deal though.

Washingup liquid readily cuts through facial grease. Squeeky clean!

>>6054
You're better off using it as shampoo.

The teeth in the top left look better than the ones bottom right. They look like they'd glow in the dark.

>>6036

Indeed I'm sure most people who have teeth as white as the before picture wouldn't bother. Those of us who don't however might want whiter teeth. So let's cut the straw man 'you alreadyy look great' bullshit.

>>6036
He did?
Maybe it was a second image, how do you know.

>>6040
I'm his dentist.

>>6031

currently going through the process of whitening via dentist, steps as such:

got a mould made of my teeth at the dentist
come back 2 weeks later, get personalised kit with teeth whitening gel, syringe things and my plastic mould to squirt gel in
every evening before i go to bed i squirt gel in the mould and put it on my teeth overnight (but often i can only last four hours before it gets too burn-ey), it's quite uncomfy to wear and very strongly acidic so it hurts like a bitch if your teeth are at all sensitive (mine are a bit so i have to alternate nights).

the results have been quite good so far tbh, i wasn't expecting like jurgen klopp results but then again i think the creepy whitening shit is done via veneers which are like 10 grand a tooth so you'd prob go down my route which cost me 290 quid for the mould and the set of gel and syringes (and dental advice).

(A good day to you Sir!)

>>6025

The picture's Nike because that kind of reads like I'm implying that's Vans.

I'm going to go to the beach to see if I can pick up a pair of Nikes for free.

>>6027

I don't get it.

>>6028
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48464664

>>6021
Crocs are apparently great in tropical climes if you're tramping around humid wilderness.

>>6002
It's all old Jags and Volvos.

Depends on the car.

My fabia does over 50mpg at 50mph on the motorway.
At 70 it's more like 40-45mpg.

With a 6-speed gearbox it wouldn't drop as quickly when you get above 50.

>>5999
Why did you post this in /poof/, you berk?

>>5999

The question is utterly meaningless without knowing what you are driving. Different engines have different levels where they are most efficient in outputs, different shape vehicles have different wind resistance.

It would be like asking 'at what temperature and how long should I cook?' without mentioning the food.

>>6006

This.

In my current car, there's only about 100rpm difference between 70 and 80 in 6th gear. In my last one it was close to 1000, so significantly different results.

Drive your car in top gear at 70 and 80 then get back to us. Or just post your make, model and year here.

It slightly reminds me of a flapper hat.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=visor+beanie

>>5997

thanks

>>5986
Seconded.
Rice just doesn't do a great job of absorbing moisture from air.
Just get some silica gel, you can get a huge bag for a few quid. That will absorb humidity down to a few percent RH, and it will get the watch bone dry.

>>5987
You clearly haven't seen your mum on heat.

>>5988
From where?

>>5990
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/200-Gram-bag-Self-Indicating-Orange-To-Green-Silica-Gel/162254220157?epid=1757235035&hash=item25c71aeb7d:g:EvcAAOSwk5FU0PmB

Still not quite done, though that might be because it looks like when I left it there this morning I forgot to take the crown back out. Doesn't look like there's much moisture left though. Can't imagine that the silica pack the size of my hand is anywhere near saturated yet.

>>5971


I asked you if you were a judgemental prick, but now that we have accepted you are, what are we going to do about it. Because I think you would be more happy and less insecure if you weren't.

>>5972

You can still just admit you didn't read the comic before you made a judgement about me based on what I said and what you didn't know.

>>5973
I had read the comic previously and had skimmed over it the 'ugly' part my mistake. I admit that.

I still don't think the comic is a bad message, as my stance about the expression of the persons personality stands. But I understand your perspective better.

>>5974

Okay then, that's fine. Clearly the guy is well intentioned, I just find the situation a little unintentionally iffy.

>>5949

Looks alright to me.

Clothes that fit properly look a lot better. If you have a six pack but wear baggy sweaters all the time, what does it matter?

You should focus on both, though. Stay trim and fit, but also dress well.

>>5941
What features does a 'hybrid smartwatch' have?

Their website isn't very helpful.

>>5944

Hmm, strangely resistible. I really ought to be the target market for smart watches, but I think I'll stick to clockwork and ignoring emails.

>>5943
Got home to order it and they are already all gone. Fucks sake.

>>5947
If it makes you feel any better, I just learned from today's episode of Couples Come Dine With Me that skagen is just the Swedish words for shrimps. A pretty awful name for a watch brand frankly.

Makes me even happier I picked the Bering, you never know when you're going to bump into a Swede who's longing for an excuse to sneer at lesser beings for their gauche fashion sense.

>>5901

Why not just replace the zip?

>>5902
I think I've got my money's worth out of them; they were part of a 2 for £20 set from Burton and I got student discount on top of that.

Just yesterday I put on a t-shirt and realised that I had bought it 15 years ago.

>>422667
I have a 22 year old jumper. Stills gets a run out now and then.

>>5904

I have a load of t-shirts from bands that mostly no longer exist, from about fifteen years ago. Nothing makes me feel older or reminds me more of my faded youth.

Amazingly the bloke from Johnny Foreigner is still going though.

Absolute fucking nonce case.

Oh, you're Santa are you? You've had "Santa Claus" embroidered on the lining of your jacket for all the little kiddies to look at? I bet you've got a special treat in your pocket, you dirty bastard.

https://imgur.com/a/7LzqUnA

>5894 he a harmless nutter unlike yourself

>>5893
TOO EARLY

Thought it was Moondog for a second.

>>5889

Just try to disobey, see what happens m8

>>5890
Jimmy Savile.

>>5891
*Saville

>>5877
If it was tax deductible, can confirm I would do this.

>>5899

It could end up being straight up profitable if you hired them as an apprentice. You could get paid by the government for it, as long as you pretended to teach them about business or something while they trail behind you with your groceries.

>>5851
Socks too. Why is nobody wearing socks any more and wearing short trousers to show off their ankles like it's some kind of Victorian protest? Looks daft as all hell.

>>5853
I get bad foot odour and quite like wearing short running socks. They never smell and are comfortable around the ankles. I'm quite odd in some ways, I also wear a Fitbit just because I like it yet I smoke 15 cigarettes a day.

>>5854

But without socks the foot odour just lives directly on your feet and in your shoes.

>>5855
Just as nature intended.

>>5855

You can buy low socks that just go over the feet, but not the ankles.