>>5359
>Barrett plays the world-weary cynic very well
Ah but that's just because all his characters are world-weary cynics and all of Heap's have been weirdos. Come on, just imagine Tim knocking on Brian's door, and when it opens it's Julian Barrett's face that appears and delivers the awkward pause and stilted lines. It fits him like a glove.

>>5362

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jan/11/does-anti-ageing-moisturiser-work-will-what-i-eat-affect-my-skin-ever-ok-to-squeeze-spot

>>5355
After a beauty tip from lolcow I looked into eating Ceylon Cinnamon powder and came accross this. Not sure how acurate and scientific this website is though:- http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/information/nutrition/cinnamon-good-for-skin.htm

http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/information/nutrition/5-reasons-sugar-hurts-your-skin1.htm

There's no difference between any of these branded moisturisers is there? I currently use some cheap own-brand Boots stuff. If I was to switch to some L'Oreal Men Expert Hydra Anti-Fatigue bollocks that costs a hundred pounds a squirt I really wouldn't see any difference would I?

>>5365

There's no difference between any of these foods is there? I currently eat Heinz Spaghetti Hoops. If I was to eat some Shrimp Fra Diavlo bollocks that costs a hundred quid a plate I wouldn't really see any difference would I?

>>5337

I'd love you for it. But you understand it is an incredibly niche product that you wear once a year if you are lucky right? I own a navy blue tuxedo with black trimming, with complementing waist coat and cravat, there is a finite number of events I can wear that to a year (weddings, black tie events where I don't give a shit about being a bit too flamboyant, and the odd special event) but for the most part it is just something pretty in my wardrobe, and that suit would be even more niche. You have to ask yourself the question, when the time comes that you have the chance to wear that suit, would you? or would you lose your bottle because you are afraid of looking like a cock? If the cock element is overpowering, it isn't for you.

Stop encouraging this shite.

>>5344

>>5340
It's a fine line between eccentricity and being a twunt. A very fine line.

>>5346

I don't think the line you imagine here is significant.

Fuck me, David Gandy lets himself go during the holiday season.

I've been seeing lots of girls carrying 'Morgan' bags here in 2003.

I've been seeing a lot of lasses with Ugg boots and "Jesus Rocks" belts, why?

>>5333

You live on a council estate.

In Germany wearing moon boots is code for "I'm a prostitute" maybe all these people are also some form of prostitute?

>>5335
In Germany it's considered common sense to invite any cunt to come and mooch off of your welfare, so I wouldn't take what they have to say too seriously.

For what it's worth, I often rely on Uniqlo for underwear. I often tend to go for the tight, seamless versions, but there are many other types that I have had good previous experience with.

One of my favorite things about them is that they don't say "URBAN SPIRIT" or anything fuck silly over them.

Armani actually make really comfortable boxer-briefs or whatever you'd call them. Finding out how much better slightly higher quality underwear feels was a revelation for me.

>>5297
>Finding out how much better slightly higher quality underwear feels

Slightly better?

>>5298
More than slightly. Significantly.

Good quality underwear feels great, but I have had supposedly good quality underwear (pringle & bench) which even after mostly washing at lower temperatures, they haven't shrunk as such but have lost a lot of stretch and become less comfortable very quickly.

Linen boxers are also lovely, but due to the loose fit they're not really a good match for jeans or close-fitting trousers as they tend to bunch up.

>>5296
In theory, I completely agree with you, in practice I'll wear anything because no one ever sees it. I think those obnoxious logos go hand-in-hand with the trend of jeans getting lower and lower.

>>5270>>5255

I suppose it might work if you're really tall.

>>5270
FUE seems really impressive, but won't you just go bald again? Shame my beard texture is like a Congolese and my hair is thin, wispy and straight. How is that even possible? I don't know.

>>5272
I assume that when they pull the flap of skin over, they also bring with it the blood vessels which are supplying it, and if I remember correctly male-pattern baldness is driven by the fact that the forehead and top of head get too little blood to flush out the chemicals which kill follicles.

>>5273
My response to you was originally scoffing about the idea that surgeons can reattach all the microscopic blood vessels needed to do that but someone would probably respond pointing out how wrong I am.
Regardless, I am heavily sceptical of your reasoning.

>>5273
>>5274
So... would a topical viagra work?

>>5264
They've both vanished and been replaced with this and a gif of a girl masturbating with the spiky end of a toilet brush.

>>5265
Spiky end? I need to see this. Link.

>>5266
I get some sort of error when I try to view the page, I think it's some broken php pointing at r/wtf but I can't find the image there. I've stuck it on /x/ for you.

>>5267
Thanks sicklad.

>>5268
You're the one who wanted to see them, I just found them by chance.

Depending what kind of shoes you're after buying, they generally come in widths as well as lengths. I've got quite fat feet, so when I'm after dress shoes I often have to order into a shop to make sure that they're wide enough for my sturdy hooves.

>>5234
>order into a shop
I don't quite understand what you mean by this. I assumed you meant that you just enter a shop in-person and inspect what's on display but it sounds like there's an alternate interpretation here. Explain.

Plenty of specialised retailers do shoes in large sizes or in extra wide fits. Jacamo go up to size 16, with wide fittings in many styles.

>>5235
I know with Clarks you can order shoes to be delivered to a store, without actually having to pay for them, to try them on.

>>5235
This is what I meant: >>5237

May I hijack this thread? I'd like to hear some advice on a similar topic.

How do I figure out which haircuts will suit me and which won't? Is there some sort of a guide like that picture about choosing glasses?

I'm sporting a butch cut right now. I'd like to try something new, the only requirements being low maintenance and short hair length.

The picture is an example of a haircut I fancy. I'm not sure if it will look good on me though.

>>5228
Another pic.

>>5228
>>5229

Like this?

>>5228
>>5229
Are the men topless in all your examples?

>>5230
Aye, thanks lad.
>>5231
Sorry, whatever I was able to find on the Net.

>>5212
Don't shave or 'trim' at all for 8-10 weeks and then make your decision after that.

>>5213
Given that OP has just shaved off a full beard, I would have thought he'd know how to grow one and what his face looks like with one. Even with that in mind, it's hard to think of any stylised facial hair that doesn't make a person look like a wanker.

>>5214
This. Either beard or none. Not even a goatee.

>>5212
You should have shaved it off in stages, trying different styles as you got rid of it.

>>5212

Didn't you stop and think "Maybe I'll re-style this." before shaving it all off? You could have done a lot with it and now you'll just have to grow it back in again wasting precious calories. Pointless.

I was going to make a thread about something similar and then saw this.

My arse stinks. I shower every day, etc. but whenver I go to bed, even if I haven't shat, I can smell my arse, it's fucking disgusting. Taken to giving it a right seeing to IYKWIM in the shower.

>>5217
>>5218
>>5221

Have you done studies into whether or not people stink if this is an issue for them? I'm just curious how you came by this certainty.

>>5223
I have previously worked as a care assistant in a nursing home, a gastro ward and a stroke rehabilitation facility. I have showered, washed, and wiped hundreds of arses. There is something seriously wrong with your arse (or perhaps your washing technique), mate.

>>5224

I didn't say it happened often, just occasionally enough that I didn't want to risk getting shit on my towel. Even if it didn't happen ever, I'd not want my towel in there.

>>5222
Does it smell of poo, though? Because that's the difference between a leaky bum and a mere hotbed of bacterial growth.

>>5181

Is your job something very gay?

FFS, all that beard and that's what you do with it. If I was as hairy as you I'd be king of the fucking world.

>>5183
What a boring and stupid question. Fuck off. You've exhausted my goodwill.

My beard gets to this at around the 10-12 month mark. For the love of God, put some Mr Rugged Beard Balm in it or something and sort it out.

>>5181
I agree with this chap. You don't need to shave it all off, just neaten it up. Go to a decent barber's and ask them to tidy it up and shape it for you; a well-kept beard certainly won't keep you from finding a job, but it will make everyone think you're a hipster. I assume you're used to that by now though.

It's a Caesar cut that's grown out a bit (or the fringe has been left long deliberately).

Someone could always visit his site and give him a subtle hint.

http://www.lehmiller.com/

It's getting bigger!

>>5151

I think I've cracked it. The guy is concealing a receding hairline. Some guys bald from the centre rather than the sides.

The Twat

>>5122

I like that threads on .GS have such longevity. I'm still growing, and was most recently compared to one of the BBC musketeers. The good looking one, whichever that is.

I liked the comment a bit.

OP here, it has been two years since I last had a shear, but twice this week I've been inspired to do so again.

First it was a dream in which I had short hair and enjoyed it, and because you should do everything your imagination tells you to my mind was already made up. But just now I started watching Prometheus and remembered that David was the reason for another haircut soon after I first saw the film. That guy's so cool looking.

I'll be handing in my Long Hair Club membership card and club issue Browning 9mm later this week.

>>5123

>>5172
Okay, that was unfair of me.

>>5173

I can live with that. Though I have since had it trimmed back.

>>5171

Godspeed, lad. I think everybody in this thread has probably cut a bit by now. The point is to try new things and see if they look good (or shit). Hope your crop serves you as well as it did in your imagination.

If you leave it too long without a trim you'll look like a mentalist. Tell your hairdresser "I'm growing it out, I just want a light trim" at least eight times, or they'll fuck it up. Use conditioner.

I have not cut my hair for about 6 years now, it is now down to my waist.
It needs brushing every day at a minimum, otherwise it becomes a horrible mess.

>>5167

Do you also have a beard and an extensive collection of metal t-shirts?

>>5168
He's probably just going for a man bun.

>>5168
>brushing
He's either a girl or a bumder.