>>4331
Yes, just avoid around the eyes.
Had eczema underneath my eyelids a while back, and the E45 actually made it worse.
Almond oil does wonders for skin though, give it a go.

I swear by nivea creme. I use it for everything- dry hands in the winter, rashes in summer- it's the best product out there for dry skin ailments. It's also the cheapest.
It's a tad greasy when used on the face, but fine if used sparingly and thoroughly rubbed into the skin.

>>4340

Or leave it on overnight. You can gloop it on and it's gone by the morning.

I use it all the time on my face, keep in mind it hasn't stopped me from being ugly but then again it hasn't melted my face off either.

Just use it sparingly like the Nivea guy above otherwise you will look like a polished turd.

I do it myself all the time. just a no. 8 all over. Had a professional cut the other day but still had the same. Only difference is they trim the ears and the neck.

Keep meaning to wait for it to get to the length I like then just get it trimmed to keep it like that but I'm terrified what they might end up doing to it.

>>4335
I'd bet you a tenner you'd look better with the standard short back and sides.

Getting rid of my ridiculous teenager hair was one of the best moves I ever made looks wise.

>>4336

What is ridiculous teenager hair? One of those floppy everything-brushed-forward cuts?

>>4336
No need to bet, it costs a few quid short of a tenner to get it done.

Problem with the short back and sides is that it doesn't grow back as well, if I get that I'd end up needing to go back more often.

>>4337

Something like this maybe?

>>4318

Good day ma'am. How is Phillip?

>>4320

Many retailers suffer the same heinous affliction. I believe the technical term for it is the dreaded teenagers.

>>4324
I still don't understand why anyone would hire someone for a customer interaction role who is physically revolting, when attractive people/people who look after themselves well enough that they aren't repellent presumably cost the same.

>>4325

Do discrimination laws cover physical appearance?

I would imagine cutting ugly people out of your minimum wage front line jobs would significantly cut the manpower pool anyway.

I know shops like Abercrombie and Hollister have a very strict hiring process. This is all about picking attractive teens wearing clothing similar to what they sell in store. They also reprimand employees for wearing dark colours, mostly on the sly by reducing hours.

If you're looking for a jacket that shape then you could always just do a Google search for "field jacket" and start shopping around for one that suits your tastes.

This too shiny for you?

>>4259

Korean muck, steer clear.

>>4294

How do you feel about loafers with a suit?

>>4296

No, they're casual shoes. If you've got a very good eye you can get away with it, but obviously if you had a very good eye you wouldn't be asking for fashion advice on an imageboard.

Oxfords or brogues, black with a dark suit, brown with a pale suit. Polish with Kiwi, two brushes (one for putting polish on, the other for buffing it up) and buff to a high shine with a damp Selvyt cloth. If you're gauche enough to wear a belt, always match it to your shoes. Same goes for your watch strap, which should always be leather.

Brown brogues are the most versatile shoe, suitable for everything from a beach picnic to a business meeting and matching anything from pale beige chinos to navy blue flannel. They're only really inappropriate for the most formal of contexts and the darkest of suiting, e.g. black tie or a charcoal pinstriped suit.

>>4294
>>I'd like to think that this is what most posters here look like.

I suspect most posters here look considerably different from that.

>>4298
Don't shit on my dreams!

>>4299

Your dreams revolve around big, middle-aged and very hairy men? Do you want them to fill your pies with their beefy poz lloads?

>>4208
IT HAS PROPER BLOKES IN QUOTES.

>>4209
Because this news, unreported in The Sun at the time, insinuates that Kemp is somehow not a 'proper bloke'?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4403026.stm

Might be good if:
- By 'solid' he means well-constructed
- The name 'Standard Issue' means they'll be minimally styled

What it will probably be is another military-inspired high-street fashion brand built to last a season or two.

Another "proper men's clothes" (aka: clothes for fatties) range like Jacamo?

He's covered wars you know.

>>4241
They're all pretty much the same. If you want SPF then get one with that, of not it doesn't really matter.

>>4241

Fragrance free.

Nivea for men sensitive has one many, many awards. It's pretty good.

I use Abercrombie and Fitch's Fierce, but my mum uses this overpowering strawberry-fragranced detergent that makes all my clothes stink of strawberries and it makes my skin smell like sweet, sickly strawberries.

>>4256
I think you had best start taking your best clothes to the dry cleaners instead.

>>4253

Oh man, you can make text appear in italics and in bold at the same time, it's like magic!

All I really need is a few pairs of trousers, I was going to get some slim Dockers in a couple of colours. I've been thinking about replacing my old bowling shoes (I'm the mod cunt that haunts all the threads here) for a few years now so I might shop around for some of those. Could maybe do with shirts. If anything I have too many clothes already.

Picked up a Mars selection box in Sainsburys today for 70p. Have also got my Christmas cards sorted for this year.

Wahey.

I might go skiing after I have signed on, but don't know whether I can be arsed. Should lassitude lose, I suppose I will have to go to some woeful light industrial unit in search of new nylon.

>>4131

Is that a Barbour? Good man. I've got my tatty old Border jacket for the really stormy weather.

>>4139
Indeed it is (a Beaufort), wouldn't trade it for the world though it's due a re-wax.

I rather like this.

http://shop.uniqlo.com/uk/goods/074226

>>4135

Primark for a couple quid for the conductive gloves.

>>4169
>have £500 phone
>go to primark for gloves

>>4184

Just get a better hair-cut.

>>4228

I've got a decent one at the minute, it hides the grey on top but highlights it at the sides.

I'm early twenties and terrified I'll go bald at some point. I think my mum's dad started balding in his twenties, poor sod. I don't mind greys or thinning or a receding hairline, just let me keep it growing from my bonce forever. It's would be like losing an ear or your toes.

>>4240

Apparently the rule of thumb is your grandfather. Not sure which one though.

>>4242

Maternal. But that could be utter bollocks. I've certainly never understood who this would work genetically...

I shave my balls, just because it feels much more comfortable. But everywhere else around the zone is hairy as fuck (as in thick hair, I trim my pubes) It looks rather strange.

>>4174
I just neatly trim with scissors all over. As soon as a I get down to BIC territory it starts feeling prickly and uncomfortable.

I find for my personal comfort a 1-2cm trim is just fine.

>>4044

Balls, shaft and crack with a Phillips Bodygroom - a fucking excellent piece of kit that works wet and dry and does no damage if you're clumsy with it. Neatened triangle.
I get no stubble irritation or anything like that but my ex gf used to strum on a lyre made of my pulled taut hair whilst singing "silken pubes" so I guess they're not the thick wiry short and curlies that many of you are afflicted with.
Crack hair removal is for hygiene. Bald balls for pleasure. As for women: all or nothing; I don't go for pube styles.

>>4227

'Strum on a lyre...silken pubes...'

Good God man, you live like a decadent French duke. What a marvellous image - and one which ought to grace this page should anyone deign to immortalise it in MSPaint.

>>4229

Well it would just be a bit forced now.

>>4220

I think they're alright.

>>4221

This is an odd question, but was that photo taken in flat that is part if a converted mansion in Leeds? It looks exactly like the hallway of my old place.

>>4222

Nope. My parents' house in Northumberland.

They'll love lovely once they get bashed up and browned a bit mate. Although personally I dislike light coloured souls.

>>4224
Why don't you fuck off back to your own country, then?

>>4150
Lad, those boots like utter shite - the unnecessary buckle on the side and the cheap looking leather. It's as if a dress shoe and a hiking boot had a child and spawned this. I hope it wasn't too expensive of a mistake.

>>4153
£65, by the looks of it: http://www.riverisland.com/men/shoes--boots/boots/black-military-boots--264703 .

Ghostface Killah only wears Wallabees.

An emphatic Aye.

>>4154
Fuck me, River Island.

Don't get me wrong, the rest of their clothing is alright, but never buy shoes from there - they're always a joke.

>>4160
And Vybz Kartel only wears Clarks.

https://www.youtube.com/v/ORi4xwSwWlM

>>4161
Wrap your shoes in chains.

>>4162
I'm not sure if you were kidding, but those things are really quite useful when it's icy out. I wouldn't go full-on scandinavian like the gear in the picture, but even a cheap pair of ice treads can make a world of difference. Best part: no need to invest in new shoes.

get a pair of old boots and gorilla glue bottle caps to the bottom of them. Works a treat.

>>4164
>Bottlecaps, that isn't even a bad idea...