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Imagine if you just decided that, yeah my thing, from now is doing big things, at big times - cos I’m a
Guys I feel like, metal singing about how so minging I am or something because I’ve just been visiting one of those ones ;) Yeap, you know those things where EVERYTHING is happening! Loads of people writhing all inside one big thing, like fear and loathing, loads of singing, just crazy, completely marmite-level barmy happenings! But the thing is that after a few hours being in, just standing, it was too nerve-wracking to join in with the real hardcore guys participating, and you'll be spotting these guys as soon as you get in, just from how they're sweating and their colourful leggings. But I just not in the perfect frame of mind, not quite at arriving just yet. So, I was tensing up, and I did something, and next thing - but probably not anything to do with what I did
absolutely nothing was doing anything any more nah so what actualy happend right was so this guy approached and was seething, doing some shouting about things and breathing down my neck asking about things that just happened and that maybe if i hadn’t done something then nothing would have happened, but i didn’t do nothing... and something DID happen!!! so if he’s not lying he’s topping my list of being shit at interrogating - clearly the opposite happened to what he thought. and then he asked me to buy some fucking ringding tryin for a cheap grin. from 2000 and something. Of course I accepted his, offer, but when he said ‘ringding’ I assumed it was a regional euphemism for his ‘bellend’, because of the ringing, they’re associated. they’re similar, can you see the link? do you see it? there’s a connection there but I understood what he meant immediately, it’s probably why everyone thinks I’m such a clever guy. do - it’s tricky carving someones pinktip with a stanley and an iron for straightening, but he was tied up and at this industrial estate by this point anyway, so some quick thinking on my one good and one prosthetic feet and I was taking the bobble out of his queer haircut, tied it round his shit, waited til I was pretty certain and he was
complaining about something, so after parking I was careful in how I was going to be lifting the guy into the boot of my car, slammed the boot shut as hard as I could, actually ended up causing some bruising, and then just continued off driving! until, of course, the morning.. Poor gathering though, nothing was the same after that bullshitting there though and, now because of the severity of this incident that apparently is still lasting, and someones done... something I don't know how at all. to their thingies and won't ever be able to do anything that they do for you, usually. They were scattered on the tiling, all over the floor, one by the heating, mostly close to the parts that began collapsing. That fellow told me once he’s the only remaining person creating that thing with the glazing, where they tickle and weave just loads of these things stringing into one big shapely thing that you end up eating. sounds like some disgusting vegetarian eating. btw I am actually producing as a musician, the scene is always a bit exclusive tho init so gotta do your promoting, even if it is opportunism - you know what they say after all - you've gotta spend money to kill women cos they didnt understand what you acvtually meant hahaha
anyways laters guys safe had a great night keep it quiet tho the raves a secret
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