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>> No. 398383 Anonymous
16th December 2015
Wednesday 2:21 am
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Lads, want to play a game? Which verse is from which book?

I got 8/10 on my first go.

http://www.theholytest.com/
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>> No. 398385 Anonymous
16th December 2015
Wednesday 2:39 am
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>>398383

It doesn't work, for me at least.
>> No. 398386 Anonymous
16th December 2015
Wednesday 2:44 am
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>>398385
You clearly aren't holy enough.
>> No. 398388 Anonymous
16th December 2015
Wednesday 2:52 am
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I got 8/10 as well. The trick is that actual bible passages are written with lots of ye's and thou's whereas the Eskimo verses are a modern translation. Well there is that and all the bile thrown at non-believers I'm not saying that the bible doesn't have its own fair share of this but Arctic aboriginal histography has a greater influence from conquests.

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>> No. 398357 Anonymous
15th December 2015
Tuesday 3:11 am
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Somewhere around 2010 I made a thread here about a girl I'd met from the neighborhood, asking for guidance on the basic aspects of human interaction. There was a lot of autism and Nouvelle Vague songs involved.

In short it ended poorly because she was very much like an embodiment of tumblr except attractive and I was unpleasant. I saw her the other night whilst fighting with my current fiance and I really think I want to fuck her again. The issue is that she's blocked me on social media and her phone for being a prick.

I think she's up for it but I'm not sure how to skirt the line of harassment here. Any advice?

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 398360 Anonymous
15th December 2015
Tuesday 3:51 am
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>>398357
>embodiment of tumblr
She would love to have an excuse to play out some harrassment drama. Don't give it to her.
>> No. 398362 Anonymous
15th December 2015
Tuesday 5:01 am
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>>398359

I'm gonna be blunt she sound like a really ugly person from what you have described, the kind of person who likes to get on a moral high horse to bully people, and pretty enough shallow pricks will follow her lead.
I don't think there is a way your plan isn't going to come around to bite you in the arse in some way, particularly if what you are planning is as morally dubious ground as it sound to me, which will just give her leverage to mess you up. I might be projecting based on past experience though, is my assessment wrong?
>> No. 398363 Anonymous
15th December 2015
Tuesday 8:34 am
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>my current fiance
>fuck her again

Fuck off, you horrible shit.
>> No. 398364 Anonymous
15th December 2015
Tuesday 8:46 am
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>>398359
>My fiance is elsewhere for work and don't want her to be the last person I ever have sex with.

What the fuck is wrong with you mate?
>> No. 398365 Anonymous
15th December 2015
Tuesday 9:15 am
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Op, it would be better if you spent some time working on your issues with women, and how you treat other people in general. I suspect you are emotionally a teenlad and will tell everyone to fuck off, but long term you will become a lonely person spending money on escorts.

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>> No. 398210 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 6:13 am
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I'm thinking of developing a false identity as an Englishman.
Context: native speaker, english-dutch ancestry, mongrel international accent.

The first thing I need to do is to pick an authentic sounding accent, and learn it.

How common is RP as a "native" accent?
Are there regional or class varieties of RP, within the educated elite? e.g. the people who say "yah" for year or "ketch" for catch?
Are there differences between the accents found in major public schools? Harrow vs. Eton?
Likewise, between major universities?
Do upper class Scots still sound Scottish, or are they assimilated with the South? Likewise for regional English dialects.
Etc. Too many questions, but I'm interested to get a general conversation going.
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>> No. 398277 Anonymous
10th December 2015
Thursday 5:42 pm
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>>398276
Hardly anyone speaks "proper" RP any more, but that's the least retarded aspect of your post. "I'm thinking of developing a false identity as an Englishman". Give me a fucking break. You're not Frank fucking Abagnale, you're just some twat.
>> No. 398347 Anonymous
14th December 2015
Monday 8:37 pm
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>>398277
I introduce myself with an English name in an English accent.
With great subtlety and understatement, I refrain from whipping out a St. George flag and waving it.
I have a few scripted lines about my background that I can riff on if anyone asks, but I won't trot them out automatically - it's just a normal conversation.
False identity achieved.

You're not worldly wise. You're just offended by the idea of being hoodwinked.
You also don't believe you can be. Nobody ever does. Faith in intuition is extremely common.

People go through their lives without self-awareness. Their intuition of what's ordinary and what's not pales compared to the results of deliberate study. Only a few brushstrokes are required on my part to create a coalescent image in their mind.
>> No. 398348 Anonymous
14th December 2015
Monday 8:43 pm
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>>398347
Have you considered a tasteful fedora to aid your crafty ruse? Or even a nice cloak?
>> No. 398353 Anonymous
14th December 2015
Monday 11:31 pm
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>>398347

>People go through their lives without self-awareness.

This point I would like to put back to you. No matter how easy it appears, it's rather difficult to adopt a convincing accent, especially permanently.

I don't know how thick your current accent is, but even as a native speaker you might not even realise how much your true accent is coming through, especially when distracted.

I'd recommend just speaking as you do, and if someone goes 'where are you from then?' say "burnley" or whatever, and when they laugh or seem surprised, just say "my parents were from holland" and that's that, you're a brit with a bit of a weird accent.
>> No. 398354 Anonymous
15th December 2015
Tuesday 12:09 am
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>>398347
>You're not worldly wise. You're just offended by the idea of being hoodwinked.
No, you just sound like a bellend.

I hope you at least have the excuse of being a child.

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>> No. 398310 Anonymous
13th December 2015
Sunday 7:09 pm
398310 Theoben
I have just purchased a Theoben Rapid MK2.
Does anyone know a good fettling site?
Anyone know any good shops or people I can contact?
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>> No. 398314 Anonymous
13th December 2015
Sunday 7:32 pm
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>>398310
Gunman fam I don't play games, bally up and shoot off a strap on them fassy pigs.
>> No. 398315 Anonymous
13th December 2015
Sunday 7:59 pm
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>>398314
wtf does that shit even mean?
I'm glad I get banned so fast every-time I'm on here.
I fucking hate being British.

Anyone know any good Theoban (air riffle) fettlers (gunsmiths) in the UK, preferable around the Midlands.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 398316 Anonymous
13th December 2015
Sunday 8:18 pm
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>>398315

Good show, Modchaps.
I hope he was banned for proclaiming to come from the Midlands.
>> No. 398317 Anonymous
13th December 2015
Sunday 8:19 pm
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>>398316
Sadly being from the Midlands isn't banworthy. Yet.
>> No. 398318 Anonymous
13th December 2015
Sunday 9:02 pm
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>>398317
Thanks, mom.

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>> No. 398072 Anonymous
1st December 2015
Tuesday 4:18 pm
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Oh, Gazza...

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/listen-paul-gascoigne-reveal-truth-6931299
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>> No. 398081 Anonymous
2nd December 2015
Wednesday 1:49 am
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>>398080
he needed help getting Moatyvated.
>> No. 398112 Anonymous
4th December 2015
Friday 11:11 am
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>>398081
And even then the chances of success were remoat.
>> No. 398113 Anonymous
4th December 2015
Friday 11:45 am
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>>398079

ditto
>> No. 398232 Anonymous
7th December 2015
Monday 4:23 pm
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Travellers' homage to Are Moaty

(Searching for this thread - Moaty's a pretty common Inuit name.)
>> No. 398295 Anonymous
12th December 2015
Saturday 5:42 pm
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>>398081
Made me chuckle.

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>> No. 398178 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 10:22 pm
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It looks like it's on now lads.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/624571/machete-attack-Leytonstone-Syria
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>> No. 398205 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 3:40 am
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>>398204
I don't care mate. Moron.
>> No. 398206 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 3:48 am
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>> No. 398207 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 4:14 am
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>>398206
Mate, I already told you that I don't give a shit what you think.
>> No. 398208 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 4:15 am
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Is fucking tumblrlad at it again?
>> No. 398209 Anonymous
6th December 2015
Sunday 5:26 am
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>>398208

There's nothing "tumblr" about wanting people to use the correct boards. So how about you spend 15 minutes lurking the site before you expose how utterly fresh off the boat you are, seeing how your lot are usually so big on integration. And don't make me use a proper noun as an adjective ever again, I don't like it.

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>> No. 398085 Anonymous
3rd December 2015
Thursday 8:55 am
398085 A better world?
With all the craziness involving the war against the North Pole warming up, climate change, economic breakdown, antibiotics loosing power and articles like this one, do you think we are on the brink of a major change? Of so will it improve things for make them worse?

Will the Utopias realise that pain and suffering are the essence of our lives.

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/fishing/2015/12/utopia-now-why-there-s-never-been-more-urgent-time-dream-better-world
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>> No. 398256 Anonymous
9th December 2015
Wednesday 1:47 am
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>>398254

You talk about soil bacteria at parties?
>> No. 398257 Anonymous
9th December 2015
Wednesday 10:22 am
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>>398254

>fun at parties

Ad hom in place of sources, the mating call of the insecure.
>> No. 398259 Anonymous
9th December 2015
Wednesday 12:07 pm
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>>398255
There are countless abstracts that mention the great plate count anomaly and 'uncultivable' microbes, do your own Googling.
>> No. 398260 Anonymous
9th December 2015
Wednesday 12:32 pm
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>>398259

So none, then.
>> No. 398261 Anonymous
9th December 2015
Wednesday 12:49 pm
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>>398260
Yeah, alright, none. You win. All bacteria can be grown in the lab, there are secret scientists hiding research in a volcano lair, and taking everything someone says literally is the height of cool.

This is now an awesome thread and you should be proud.

(A good day to you Sir!)

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>> No. 398116 Anonymous
4th December 2015
Friday 2:23 pm
398116 Xmas presents
What do you want and what are you giving others?

Also advice as to what to get my sixteen month old nephew? General good or bad anecdotes about Xmas presents and seasonal shopping.
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>> No. 398146 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 8:10 am
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>>398136

Then why are they being all anti-establishment about it and subverting the xmassy people in their own thread instead of scrolling on by? Worse than ISIS.
>> No. 398163 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 2:59 pm
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>>398146
He subverted nothing. OP asked what the lad wanted for Christmas, and Benatarlad told OP he wanted to never have been. Why are you trying to enforce happiness? Do you work in HR?
>> No. 398164 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 3:27 pm
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The only thing I really want is a week or so off without having to stress about my thesis. I should get that if I manage to have a few productive weeks now and finish the stupid thing off, so it'll just be a Christmas spent in a panic because it's off somewhere being read by a pair of people who are going to arrange a date to roast me to fuck on everything I've written.

As for other people, my funding ran out in September so everybody's getting fuck all if they can't be arsed to come down to the pub and let me buy them a Christmas pint.
>> No. 398165 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 5:24 pm
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>>398163
> Benatarlad

Thanks for the reference, lad. His book's going on my Christmas list now.
>> No. 398169 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 8:10 pm
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>>398117
I once went to a furniture warehouse and they had a framed picture of Moat in their office. I asked them why and it turns out they had a driver who looked exactly like him so they put it up in order to pay tribute. When I was the driver it did indeed look exactly like him but in different clothes and a bit less red. I wish I took a picture of him.

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>> No. 398135 Anonymous
4th December 2015
Friday 11:57 pm
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Christ, I just laughed my head off for about five minutes. Just needed Dave Benson Phillips to complete the trifecta.
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>> No. 398139 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 3:38 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96nWItQPfiI
>> No. 398160 Anonymous
5th December 2015
Saturday 2:02 pm
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this is the funniest shit that has happened in months.

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>> No. 397968 Anonymous
29th November 2015
Sunday 6:23 am
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Something occurred to me earlier.

Me, my family and my countyfolk still call these utilities Telegraph poles. I'm moderately old, but not old enough that my parents have ever seen or utalised a telegraph.
It struck me not because I have grown up calling them that, but because my 13 year old nephew has picked it up and started using the phrase.

I could just be high, so I don't want to get into a big debate about semantics. But do we have nothing better to call them?
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>> No. 398068 Anonymous
1st December 2015
Tuesday 5:19 am
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>>398065
Worst analogy ever, you cunt!
>> No. 398075 Anonymous
1st December 2015
Tuesday 5:43 pm
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>>398068
you tell 'em, Steve-Dave to the beach why don't you.
>> No. 398077 Anonymous
1st December 2015
Tuesday 5:55 pm
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>>398075
I'd like to point out to the mod who made this wordfilter that there's no 'you' in this quote.
>> No. 398078 Anonymous
1st December 2015
Tuesday 6:23 pm
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>>398077
You tell 'em, Steve-Dave.
>> No. 398082 Anonymous
2nd December 2015
Wednesday 2:16 pm
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>>398077

Whoever did it is probably too obsessed with gizmos and gadgets to think straight.

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>> No. 397478 Anonymous
17th November 2015
Tuesday 7:58 pm
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Why is it so windy? I'm scared. It is fucking up my antenna as well. When will this stop? When will the sun come back?
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>> No. 397638 Anonymous
20th November 2015
Friday 4:36 pm
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>>397600


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc
>> No. 397989 Anonymous
29th November 2015
Sunday 5:10 pm
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>>397478
It has begun again lads. I think my roof is going to peel off. Someone hold me.
>> No. 397990 Anonymous
29th November 2015
Sunday 5:21 pm
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>>397989
Yes, it has begun again for me in the deep south. The wind is howling.
>> No. 397991 Anonymous
29th November 2015
Sunday 5:48 pm
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The worst part is that the rain isn't heavy enough so I can't clean all the pigeon shit off my balcony.
>> No. 398028 Anonymous
30th November 2015
Monday 7:08 am
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>>397991

Where I live, most of the balconies have netting over them. Mine does. Now a couple of people have no netting and are relatively pigeon shit-free, and I admire them for that. However, there's a balcony close to mind that is full of junk and smothered in pigeon shit- I think no amount of rain would clear it.

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>> No. 397734 Anonymous
21st November 2015
Saturday 11:42 pm
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How would you lot feel if your daughter became a pornstar? Or a cammer?

I just found my friend's daughter on a sexcam website.
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>> No. 397891 Anonymous
26th November 2015
Thursday 7:33 pm
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>>397890
You are not doing a good job being anonymous now, are you? Liam.
>> No. 397894 Anonymous
26th November 2015
Thursday 8:35 pm
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>>397891

Shh! Don't let everyone know Damien.
>> No. 397897 Anonymous
26th November 2015
Thursday 9:15 pm
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>>397895
I saw on sentry that you came from lake forest. Isn't that CIA headquarters.
>> No. 397898 Anonymous
26th November 2015
Thursday 9:35 pm
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>>397897
You know too much.
>> No. 397899 Anonymous
26th November 2015
Thursday 10:05 pm
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Stop giving them attention.

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>> No. 397846 Anonymous
26th November 2015
Thursday 3:41 am
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I haven't been here in about three years and all I'm seeing is bans everywhere. Is there a rogue pissed off mod or have they all gotten jaded as the years went by?

On another note is the irc/tinychat still up and running?
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>> No. 397847 Anonymous
26th November 2015
Thursday 3:48 am
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>> No. 397849 Anonymous
26th November 2015
Thursday 3:53 am
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>>397846

You want the /shed/ m8, same as 3 years ago.
>> No. 397850 Anonymous
26th November 2015
Thursday 3:53 am
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Yeah, m8 you're about to get banned because you left off the comma after 'note'.

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>> No. 395140 Anonymous
30th September 2015
Wednesday 11:16 am
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Are you an angry person?
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>> No. 397719 Anonymous
21st November 2015
Saturday 8:17 pm
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>>397718
Fuck off Ben, I don't care if you are.
>> No. 397802 Anonymous
24th November 2015
Tuesday 6:21 pm
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>>397719>>397718
sort it out lads

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> No. 397803 Anonymous
24th November 2015
Tuesday 11:16 pm
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>>397802

Stay out of it Keiran. Who the fuck asked you?
>> No. 397804 Anonymous
24th November 2015
Tuesday 11:24 pm
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>>397718

On the off chance that you didn't pull a guess out of a hat and pick the right name, contact me properly through more sensible channels. I doubt you are right, but you might make some other Michael who you know happy.
>> No. 397805 Anonymous
25th November 2015
Wednesday 1:33 pm
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>>397802

MODS = SODS

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