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>> No. 391261 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 1:09 pm
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11666316/christopher-lee-dies-live.html

RIP ARE CHRIS
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>> No. 391289 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 5:41 pm
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>>391285

Seek help.
>> No. 391295 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 8:07 pm
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>>391285
You can choose to think of him as a celebrity, or you can choose to think of him as one of the most prolific and genuinely talented actors since the invention of film. It's front page news because a lot of people think the latter. He was important, his work on screen featured heavily in a lot of people's lives and they will miss him.

Why am I replying to such a moronic fucking post?
>> No. 391296 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 8:07 pm
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What an incredible life. I eagerly await the tastefully made yet exciting biographical film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY&app=desktop


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY
>> No. 391297 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 8:09 pm
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>>391296
With Benedict Cumberbatch no doubt playing the starring role.
>> No. 391298 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 8:09 pm
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Also, his obituary really ought to be http://www.badassoftheweek.com/christopherlee.html

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>> No. 391064 Anonymous
7th June 2015
Sunday 5:44 pm
391064 Drying yourself off after taking a piss
Does anybody else dry off their willy with a towel after you've had a piss? I suppose this wouldn't be necessary if I pulled back my foreskin, but I don't want to have to sit down every time I need to go and for obvious reasons I can't pull it back and go whilst standing.

That's the great thing about having foreskin really, it allows you to have much greater control over your stream of urine when standing. I couldn't imagine how awkward it would be to have to sit down every time I needed to piss.

But yeah, I don't want to go around with little droplets of piss still up in my foreskin, especially if I'm wearing something like jogging bottoms, there's always the chance they could seep through and leave a piss stein
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>> No. 391203 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 8:26 am
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>>391155

The majority of male solo webcam models do.
>> No. 391264 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 1:30 pm
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>>391150
As a young teen I used to mop up with the corners of my duvet cover. Not sure my mum bought my spur of the moment explanation when she confronted me with the moist evidence but it was tissues from then on.
>> No. 391265 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 1:50 pm
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>>391264
>my spur of the moment explanation
Which was?
>> No. 391272 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 3:04 pm
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>>391265
That I sucked on them as comfort when I experienced nightmares.
>> No. 391274 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 3:15 pm
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>>391272
She should have asked you to demonstrate.

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>> No. 391107 Anonymous
8th June 2015
Monday 5:45 pm
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What is your opinion on these things?

I want to get one, but something is telling me I shouldn't.
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>> No. 391197 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 3:00 am
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>>391195
Is she the fat one? I heard she tried to rub it on her bean because she thinks RFID chips can vibrate.
>> No. 391204 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 8:42 am
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>>391197
Maybe she had aa phone rubbed against her vagina when she was a baby
>> No. 391211 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 12:31 pm
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>>391204
Everyone knows that can traumatise you for life.
>> No. 391230 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 5:26 pm
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>>391192
I saw a post on facebook that claimed that storing a mobile phone in a bra will, 9 times out of 10, result in definitely getting breast cancer.
>> No. 391232 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 5:43 pm
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>>391107

I bought one and was immediately disappointed.

As others have pointed out, it massively bulks out having a phone in your pocket yet there's bugger-all room on the inside. Also depending on the phone (the Xperia Z3 in my case) you might find that it blocks the docking port.

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>> No. 391163 Anonymous
9th June 2015
Tuesday 8:14 pm
391163 .gs IRL make your own adventure
Today my mid-life crisis kicked off and I ran away from it all. I am semi-divorced with no kids and have some spare money. Tell me where to go. And what to do please.
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>> No. 391212 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 1:42 pm
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>>391210
No need to be transphobic, lad.
>> No. 391214 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 1:52 pm
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>>391207
That actually looks really fun. I'm not OP, but I'll come with you. I mean, if you pay for me
>> No. 391215 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 2:08 pm
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>>391214

I'll pay for you, but not to do anything mountain related IYKWM.
>> No. 391216 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 2:20 pm
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>>391214
>I mean, if you pay for me


Well there's the rub. This shit is really expensive when done properly. I've been rationalizing to my self its just the buy in and then it gets cheaper, hopefully that's true.
>> No. 391284 Anonymous
11th June 2015
Thursday 4:48 pm
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>>391209

Or if you're really looking for danger and adventure, go and teach English in S.E. London for a year.

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>> No. 391181 Anonymous
9th June 2015
Tuesday 9:29 pm
391181 Six degrees of separation
Your thoughts on this?
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>> No. 391182 Anonymous
9th June 2015
Tuesday 9:36 pm
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>>391181
I can get myself to John Lydon in four. Obviously it is roughly true as a theory for people in Western Europe and North America but discounts large swathes of the world's population.
>> No. 391185 Anonymous
9th June 2015
Tuesday 10:34 pm
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>>391182
It's worth remembering that in the original study, six was the average, not the limit.
>> No. 391186 Anonymous
9th June 2015
Tuesday 10:41 pm
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Wasn't this more or less confirmed in a massive study a few years ago?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7539329.stm

And more recently http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15844230

I can get to Ian Hislop in 3.
>> No. 391190 Anonymous
9th June 2015
Tuesday 10:48 pm
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What does it mean to "know" someone? I assume it's not meant in the biblical sense but what determines that you "know" someone, as opposed to you simply sending out friend requests to everyone you might possibly have ever crossed paths with? Do I still know the people I went to primary school with?
>> No. 391208 Anonymous
10th June 2015
Wednesday 11:12 am
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My, what a magnificent beast. Tell me, have you had it knotted?

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>> No. 391093 Anonymous
8th June 2015
Monday 11:45 am
391093 Nepal rapists
You've gone too far JFK.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/07/nepal-earthquake-survivors-get-self-defence-classes-after-sexual-assaults
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>> No. 391096 Anonymous
8th June 2015
Monday 12:35 pm
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>an increase in reports of sexual harassment.
"Hey baby I can rock your world"
>> No. 391101 Anonymous
8th June 2015
Monday 3:08 pm
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Protect yo' rectum Nepland.
>> No. 391125 Anonymous
9th June 2015
Tuesday 3:09 am
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>>391096
Audible mirth.

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>> No. 390922 Anonymous
31st May 2015
Sunday 12:23 am
390922 Jizz
Sponsored wankathon

Sponsored amount per jizzes in a day

What you reckon m8's apart from should be in b/

I reckon I could do 5 jizzes a day at 10 quid a pop
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>> No. 391053 Anonymous
6th June 2015
Saturday 1:29 am
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>>391037

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvZ8GMEgjZk
>> No. 391077 Anonymous
7th June 2015
Sunday 7:52 pm
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>>391037

My programming project is due in 6, it has to be uploaded to the school servers by midnight. However, I can't bring myself to write this code because I have a raging boner. This is because it was cold in my house. So I ended up wearing my sisters black leggings. Now I have massive fucking boner. This in turn is impairing my ability to write code.
>> No. 391078 Anonymous
7th June 2015
Sunday 8:02 pm
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>>391077
>This is because it was cold in my house.
A basic understanding of human biology knows this to be false.

Tease one out and get on with it lad, 'tain't rocket surgery.
>> No. 391082 Anonymous
7th June 2015
Sunday 9:23 pm
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>>391077
>So I ended up wearing my sisters black leggings

A natural course of action.
>> No. 391084 Anonymous
7th June 2015
Sunday 11:08 pm
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>>391082
My thoughts precisely.

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>> No. 386384 Anonymous
20th December 2014
Saturday 9:10 pm
386384 Nostalgia
Post something from your childhood, /b/.
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>> No. 391060 Anonymous
6th June 2015
Saturday 9:23 pm
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>>390159
my dad actually worked at fiesta in the 90's. i used to go to his office quite often when he lost his drivers license and my mum had to drive and pick him up for a while. I just assumed all the pictures of naked women everywhere was normal office protocol. of course, when I hit my teens my house was a literal treasure trove of low budget softcore porn mags and an impressive collection of 80's european VHS tapes.
>> No. 391061 Anonymous
6th June 2015
Saturday 10:09 pm
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>>391060

I'll bet none of your schoolmates ever believed you.
>> No. 391062 Anonymous
7th June 2015
Sunday 9:56 am
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The indoor stadia on late '90s FIFA games were boss. RTWC '98 is the best football game ever. FACT!
>> No. 391063 Anonymous
7th June 2015
Sunday 12:00 pm
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>>391062
They really need to bring that back in Fifa 16.
>> No. 391071 Anonymous
7th June 2015
Sunday 6:31 pm
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>>386384

https://youtu.be/QimIx9k6tx8

"You won't believe what happens next".

This was the game in my ps1 went it was burgled, the insurance cunts did not replace it and I never found it again (being a child and all I didn't have much chance).

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>> No. 390238 Anonymous
18th May 2015
Monday 5:27 am
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https://wikileaks.org/trident-safety/

>My name is William McNeilly. I am an Engineering Technician Weapons Engineer Submariner for UK's Trident II D5 Strategic Weapons System.

>This is document will enlighten you to the shockingly extreme conditions that our nuclear weapons system is in right now, and has been in the past. It describes different threats and events that have happened and are threats that are highly likely to happen; each one individually should raise maximum concern. I need you to publish this document or send it to someone who will; please, for the safety of the people.
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>> No. 391011 Anonymous
3rd June 2015
Wednesday 3:50 pm
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>>391005

The Falklands don't fully count, I would say. The Falklands are ultimately just a speck on the map, a tiny series of sparsely inhabited rocks in the globe's backwaters that the UK certainly wasn't going to use nuclear force to defend. Now, if for some crazy reason the Argentineans had sent a dozen battleships up the English Channel to invade Britain with hundreds or even thousands of foot soldiers, then that would have been more serious.
>> No. 391012 Anonymous
3rd June 2015
Wednesday 3:58 pm
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>>391002
It isn't a secret that nukes keep away people (mostly the US/UK) from attacking you. That's why we (as in US/UK/NATO) are so adamant to keep anyone else from getting them. We need the status quo and the option to bomb anyone we want (usually a country with no nukes) back to the stone age.

We expertly convinced Gaddafi to never develop nukes, then toppled him. It was well funny seeing it, and it is happening to Iran now.
>> No. 391016 Anonymous
3rd June 2015
Wednesday 8:20 pm
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>>391012

The original subject of this thread implied that if there was a genuine invasion we may be incapable of actually launching nukes when Phil's 15kg dumbbell causes the toilet fire to detonate the damn thing on board the sub, though.
>> No. 391018 Anonymous
3rd June 2015
Wednesday 8:24 pm
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>>391016
Don't worry, they won't go off. They'll basically pop out of the tube before clunking back onto the sub, assuming they can get the covers off the tubes.
>> No. 391023 Anonymous
3rd June 2015
Wednesday 9:39 pm
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>>391018

Wasn't there a movie where exactly that happened? And where they added "plopping" sound effects for cheap comedic effect?

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>> No. 390934 Anonymous
31st May 2015
Sunday 3:43 pm
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I went out last night, got really drunk, crashed at a mates house and woke up this morning not feeling good.

I was a little sick, in the bile and water kinda way in my friends sink (classy mother fucker I know).

Now here is the kicker, in my vomit there was a rather large spider, much like the one pictured and I am 95 % sure there was no spider in the sink before I threw up.

So why the fuck did I throw up a rather well sized spider??
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>> No. 390965 Anonymous
31st May 2015
Sunday 8:07 pm
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>>390963

Other people's triggers are their own responsibility. If we trigger warning one thing, we have to trigger them all for parity.

Some people don't like seeing others talk shit about Nandos, should we put *Trigger Warning: Nandos Discussion* as a header to all future posts about it?

That is pc gawn mad, that is.
>> No. 390966 Anonymous
31st May 2015
Sunday 8:58 pm
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>>390965
It isn't a trigger, it is just a phobia. You are free to post, I don't mind, I can hide the picture or hide the thread itself.
>> No. 390999 Anonymous
2nd June 2015
Tuesday 7:03 pm
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>>390965
Why are you comparing arachnophobia to Nandos? Are you a mental?
>> No. 391000 Anonymous
2nd June 2015
Tuesday 7:08 pm
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>>390999
This. There is no horror on this earth quite like Nando's.
>> No. 391001 Anonymous
2nd June 2015
Tuesday 7:42 pm
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>>390999
Someone who likes Nando's discovered the /nom/ thread and had a massive teary because the general consensus of the thread ranges from indifference to thinking it's rather bland, in other words, uninspiring food for uninspiring people.

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>> No. 390968 Anonymous
1st June 2015
Monday 3:41 pm
390968 Qestionnaire
Hello again, my dear brit fags. Russian student writing thesis here (again). Couple of weeks ago I created thread about my doing thesis connected with brit newspapers. I solved my problem and now I seek your help. Yes, not my personal army, yet I need it. Have a questionnaire to fill it should take not more than 3 minutes of your time. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1YZqsYuSNwM419qpFPtqOP3yEyyq7A5GJRDI82Hifr_E/viewform
Much love.
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>> No. 390987 Anonymous
2nd June 2015
Tuesday 12:46 pm
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>>390977

Negro please, does this fella look like a bacon dodger to you?
>> No. 390988 Anonymous
2nd June 2015
Tuesday 12:53 pm
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>>390987
That depends. Is that a picture of Jesus? If so, yes.
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2nd June 2015
Tuesday 2:05 pm
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>> No. 390995 Anonymous
2nd June 2015
Tuesday 5:03 pm
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>> No. 390996 Anonymous
2nd June 2015
Tuesday 6:25 pm
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>>390995
That image nearly made me make an emo thread.

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>> No. 390598 Anonymous
25th May 2015
Monday 8:44 am
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All this talk of pedos lately got me thinking.

Thinking back to my early primary school days, back in the mid 90s.

I think it was during my first year of school, the 'reception' year. For P.E lessons, we would have to take our trousers off and do the lesson in underwear, socks and our school shirts.

Seems kind of strange that they would make us do it in our underwear. I wasn't even wearing boxer shorts at this stage, I was still wearing pants.

Was this the case at anybody else's primary school or was it just mine?
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>> No. 390914 Anonymous
30th May 2015
Saturday 10:14 pm
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>>390913
That isn't Jim Carrey.
>> No. 390917 Anonymous
30th May 2015
Saturday 11:11 pm
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>>390914

oh, it isn't? Who is it then?
>> No. 390919 Anonymous
30th May 2015
Saturday 11:28 pm
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>>390917

Hitson Adolfer
>> No. 390939 Anonymous
31st May 2015
Sunday 3:57 pm
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PE kit. If you forgot it, pants and vest. We still have a video of me being hit by a push along car in my underwear. Road safety play, you know.
>> No. 390954 Anonymous
31st May 2015
Sunday 5:44 pm
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>>390913
Seconded.

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>> No. 384182 Anonymous
2nd October 2014
Thursday 12:34 am
384182 Podcasts
I know we've had this thread before but podcasts come and go from the Internet and our feed list. So what's on your list? Mine is as follows:

Linux Voice
Wittertainment (Kermode and Mayo)
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
Various Bald Move podcasts - depends what TV shows they are covering.


I used to listen to a lot more but they have all pissed me off to the point of unsubscribing. I could really do with a lot of new ones, hence this thread.
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>> No. 390663 Anonymous
26th May 2015
Tuesday 3:27 pm
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>>390662 here

This is the rest of my list. You can use VLC player to subscribe to rss feeds.

Brain stuff - how stuff works.

Friday Night Comedy - The News Quiz, The Now Show, Unbelivable Truth etc
>> No. 390664 Anonymous
26th May 2015
Tuesday 3:28 pm
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>>390663
>Adam And Joe
I wish there were new episodes.
>> No. 390665 Anonymous
26th May 2015
Tuesday 6:31 pm
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>>390662
Isn't The Bugle shite? No, wait, sorry, what I mean is, isn't John Oliver shite?
>> No. 390668 Anonymous
26th May 2015
Tuesday 7:23 pm
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>>390665
n2 m7 HBO won no wit it em
>> No. 390669 Anonymous
26th May 2015
Tuesday 7:53 pm
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I need to mention the immortal 'Drink my urine podcast'

http://drinkmyurine.co.uk/podcast/

>>390665
I don't know what gave you that idea. I didn't like him very much in Community but his satire in the podcast is hilarious. There's also Andy Zaltzman to pick up the slack.

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>> No. 390634 Anonymous
25th May 2015
Monday 7:51 pm
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Do you reckon their incestuous?

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 390635 Anonymous
25th May 2015
Monday 7:53 pm
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Who?
>> No. 390636 Anonymous
25th May 2015
Monday 7:55 pm
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>>390634
They both appear to have five digits to a hand so I assume not.
>> No. 390637 Anonymous
25th May 2015
Monday 8:08 pm
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>>390636
From my experience of living near Pakistani communities the inbred ones tend to be shortarses. These two are too tall.
>> No. 390643 Anonymous
25th May 2015
Monday 8:21 pm
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>>390634
No, but I bet he touches her when she sleeps.

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