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I got an interesting job offer today.
I'm skint as fuck so I was looking for part-time work as you do and I came across a handy man type position at this place not far from me. A private house, older building needing a spare hand.
Sorted I thought, so I fired my CV across and asked what sort of work they needed doing.
I received the reply "Odd jobs, really -- painting, furniture construction, moving things, a bit
of outdoor work when the weather is good."
Just my sort of thing.
Oh, they're also nudists and want me to work stark fucking naked all the time with husband, wife and three adult sons jamming about the place bare arses and all.
It's for £900/week, I'm fucking tempted. I don't fucking know what the fuck is going on anymore.