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>> No. 408438 Anonymous
13th February 2017
Monday 12:11 am
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It's Valentine's day tomorrow. What are your plans?

My new tradition is to drink Bloody Mary's until I pass out.
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>> No. 408498 Anonymous
15th February 2017
Wednesday 11:04 am
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>>408496

Explain yourself, Pagan.
>> No. 408499 Anonymous
15th February 2017
Wednesday 12:36 pm
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>>408495

>Boogie down Kak Canyon


I don't understand the modern world anymore.
>> No. 408500 Anonymous
15th February 2017
Wednesday 5:49 pm
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>>408499
It makes me want to understand a bit less and condemn a little more.
>> No. 408501 Anonymous
15th February 2017
Wednesday 7:48 pm
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>>408496
Definitely going to sacrifice a goat.
>> No. 408549 Anonymous
17th February 2017
Friday 5:03 pm
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>>408463
Just ask if you can squat at the Square, they ain't using it.

I made myself sad.

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>> No. 408254 Anonymous
2nd February 2017
Thursday 2:53 am
408254 Littering
If I drop a sweet wrapper it's littering. If I drop a tenner it's not.

If I drop thousands of tenners in Buckingham palace, would I get done for littering?

If I leave a perfectly fine yet suspicious looking sofa on the council owned path, it's littering, but if I leave a car there, it's not.

If my car is worth less than my sofa, then what's actually happening?

I'm genuinely looking for some clarity on this subject, why is litter litter? Is it just *completely subjective*? Or is there some reason?
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>> No. 408491 Anonymous
14th February 2017
Tuesday 9:14 pm
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>>408490

Bulldozers have families too! I think...
>> No. 408502 Anonymous
15th February 2017
Wednesday 8:34 pm
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>>408488

Or indeed, to fight them...
>> No. 408503 Anonymous
15th February 2017
Wednesday 8:37 pm
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>>408487

>masterminded

Sorry to double post, but what the fuck? Endorse, yeah. Mastermind? Bullshit.
>> No. 408504 Anonymous
15th February 2017
Wednesday 8:37 pm
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>>408487

>masterminded

Sorry to double post, but what the fuck? Endorse, yeah. Mastermind? Bullshit.
>> No. 408505 Anonymous
15th February 2017
Wednesday 8:46 pm
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>>408502
No, going there to fight them is okay.

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>> No. 408274 Anonymous
2nd February 2017
Thursday 11:10 pm
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I'm just wondering if any of you lot know anything about the "organisation" of the blac block or antifa organisations that seem to be the media's... opposite of a scapegoat. Largely ignored, in order to place the blame for violence on the legitimate protesters, if there's a word for that.

Quoting a friend who's studying at Berkeley and was out being a voyeur as you do:
>berkeley's fine, all the vandalism was done by antifa shitheads. they live in """artist""" """collectives""" in oakland and come up here to stir trouble whenever protests happen
>there weren't any students who made their own riot shields or shot fireworks or some shit, college students were just used as meatshields by these people
>the original protest idea was pretty good in my opinion, not that i was planning on joining -- a dance party outside the building that would play loud music to drown him [Milo] out
>and then older looking people showed up en masse wearing masks and leather jackets and tacticool gear

The same thing happened with the women's protest and the other anti-Trump things, there have been similar people at many protests the past few decades as you've undoubtedly noticed. In this and many other countries.
I'm just wondering where they're coming from. Who's recruiting them? Where's their propaganda? Where do they hang out, how do they know where and when to be? Who are these people?
They're not on any part of the Internet that I know of.
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>> No. 408316 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 7:27 pm
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>>408314

He stood up against 10 guys beating up 1 guy who was unconscious covered in blood on the ground. When he tried to protect the guy he took about 20 punches. He smacked one of them and they all shit themselves and ran away.
>> No. 408317 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 7:32 pm
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>>408315

Shit, I never realised the resemblance.

Is it because I am black?
>> No. 408318 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 7:45 pm
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>>408317
Chris Morris called it years ago.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLuaqNoxjro
>> No. 408319 Anonymous
4th February 2017
Saturday 8:20 pm
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"There are two types of fascists.... fascists and anti-fascists."

Ennio Flaiano
>> No. 408322 Anonymous
5th February 2017
Sunday 12:41 am
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>>408274

Hey op that would be a great picture if it was a Saudi woman smashing her way through the front door of a segregated Starbucks.

Instead it's a cunt that really should get his head chopped off on a road and end up on YNC.

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>> No. 408136 Anonymous
25th January 2017
Wednesday 2:09 am
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hello from america

i'm in some deep shit right now

i had to take an additional social sciences course this year for my diploma and we're working on an advertising project

all the forms that had been filled out were binned by a couple of retards

if you can go and fill out this form: https://goo.gl/forms/tVDsouN0MFY2W6HE3

please do so i need some help

(A good day to you Sir!)
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>> No. 408137 Anonymous
25th January 2017
Wednesday 2:17 am
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>>408136
Done. Are you really going to mention in your study that you had no idea who filled out your form because you posted the link to it on an anonymous imageboard?

I was also going to say you might want to mention that because of the nature of britfa.gs you will probably be self-selecting for intelligent and educated people.

That would be an interesting post actually, polling how many people on .gs have a degree.
>> No. 408138 Anonymous
25th January 2017
Wednesday 2:18 am
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Zoo or IQ are what you need.
>> No. 408139 Anonymous
25th January 2017
Wednesday 2:25 am
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>>408137

my professor doesn't really give a shit about who fills out it, as long as it doesn't seem too obviously done by a group of mentally retarded baboons. also, we aren't allowed to disclose who filled out the forms for some legal reason i don't really care to investigate, so i'm covered on that front.
>> No. 408142 Anonymous
25th January 2017
Wednesday 4:45 pm
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>>408137

> I was also going to say you might want to mention that because of the nature of britfa.gs you will probably be self-selecting for intelligent and educated people.

> That would be an interesting post actually, polling how many people on .gs have a degree.

I can't tell if this is satire or not, and this upsets me.
>> No. 408147 Anonymous
25th January 2017
Wednesday 9:53 pm
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>>408142
I guess we can count you out of the intelligent and educated group then.

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>> No. 408132 Anonymous
24th January 2017
Tuesday 3:42 pm
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Anyone up for raiding twitch? We have a discord with 190 members and we do daily raids and also just hang out and chat when no raids are going on. We are attacking some Asian cuck now. Join discord for planning. https://discord.gg/Fk9TQR3
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>> No. 408133 Anonymous
24th January 2017
Tuesday 3:50 pm
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>15:42
>raiding
>cuck

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>> No. 408026 Anonymous
13th January 2017
Friday 12:39 am
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It's entirely likely that Boston and Skegness will be washed away at around 6 o'clock this morning. How will you be celebrating?
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>> No. 408028 Anonymous
13th January 2017
Friday 10:46 am
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It's got another go at it this with this evening's high tide.
>> No. 408029 Anonymous
13th January 2017
Friday 12:13 pm
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These are two of the most important cultural centres of the UK, and I am shocked and insulted that you would be celebrating their demise.
>> No. 408030 Anonymous
13th January 2017
Friday 5:41 pm
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>>408029
Im shocked you wouldnt celebrate gods wrath for voting brexit.
>> No. 408034 Anonymous
13th January 2017
Friday 7:18 pm
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As long as London still stands there will be no celebrations.

- Northerner
>> No. 408043 Anonymous
14th January 2017
Saturday 8:13 pm
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>>408034

Mirth.

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>> No. 407782 Anonymous
5th January 2017
Thursday 8:51 pm
407782 Good or bad choice?
Long story short, i'm dating a girl my best mate used to like, he found out because he saw I was sexting her and she was the wall paper on my ipad. He's no longer my friend and neither are my other friends as they liked him more than me anyway. Did I make a good choice sacrificing friends for comfort from a female? Or am I a complete cunt?
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>> No. 407999 Anonymous
11th January 2017
Wednesday 3:05 am
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>>407985

I've heard it as "milk brothers" the milk presumably referring to spunk, though I never researched the origins.

My first girlfriend provided me a pretty respectable amount of minge brothers, as it stands. Six if I knew about them all. I was the first in line though so I feel good about that.
>> No. 408014 Anonymous
12th January 2017
Thursday 1:25 am
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I had a situation at uni where I was the lad who didn't have a chance with said girl but pined over her and a "mate" started trying it on with her.

I say "mate" in quotation marks because he was a friend of a friend and honestly I didn't like him. He was with a girlfriend in first year and seemed ok. He broke up that girl at the beginning of second year and was trying it on with every girl that showed him the slightest bit of interest. He turned to drugs. Weed, ket, MD and acid were the ones I knew about, perhaps more. I didn't particularly like this attitude. I'm ok with uni students experimenting with weed and MD but he was introducing some of my friends to the whole cocktail. Roughly a few months before second year I was stupidly biding my time with this girl which as we all know is a waste of time. It was just at the end of freshers week in second year this lad was trying it on with the girl.

I had realised I had to up my game. Now I have many moments in my life where I'll remember past experiences that make me cringe. I'll get onto why this is significant in a moment.

It was in a club where an animal themed fancy dress party was going on. Me and a friend had ordered horse head masks as you do. We went and the girl was there and we got chatting. The lad also turned up, was no surprise though as he was part of our horseman of the apocalypse group even though if I recall correctly our fourth horseman didn't turn up. The lad had his friends making him look good in front of her. Also not unexpected to have wingmen. I was fighting a losing battle with this girl. My friend on the other hand is known for getting drunk quickly but not enough to earn the title of lightweight. He was feeling ill, anxious and on top of that needed a piss in a more familiar area. I feel like a bastard about it but I tried to fight longer in a scenario where it was not to be while my friend really wanted to go home. To put in a greater context I am well known for making sure my friends get home safely and am willing to leave a club early. I know I don't pull in clubs so it makes me feel like I've done something vaguely productive. After I felt the nail was hammered in I left for home with my friend. This resulting in me almost in tears wearing a horse head mask at 1am letting out my inner soul to my pissed up friend who was dying to go home.

This continued further some time later when I sent a fake drunk text to the girl which was designed with the help of another friend. I got a simple reply a day later with a stern "sorry I'm busy then". I realised I lost but for whatever reason the lad I had attempted to battle which was equivalent to prodding a tank with a tampon to damage it had not progressed. Over the course of a few months nothing really happened and I promptly moved on. She went out with him at one point and broke up after two days. I don't know exactly what had happened but the lad moved on. He had a FWB relationship with another girl and they started going out exclusively for about 5 ish months. They broke up because he was apparently clingy which was why the first girlfriend broke up with him. As of last month he's going out with another girl. Throughout this year we've had friction and while I don't hate him, I prefer not to be associated with him.

Now about that cringe moment thing...I cringe over a shite attempt of asking a girl out over 10 years ago, I cringe at my poor attempt at arguing with a homeless man and I cringe over another failed attempt at arguing with a security guard over a fire alarm. But I don't cringe over being a grown ass man almost blubbering in the streets while wearing a horse head mask or sending a fake drunk text. The reason is due to the fact I had heard from different sources that said girl only really associates with me because she likes having a man pine over her but not reciprocating. I can't even categorise it as leading me on but I felt like an utter fool for falling into this trap.

I moved on. Met this asian lass, fucked her and while it didn't progress further all thoughts of this girl disappeared. I only remember it all now due to this thread and noticing the girl is currently online on facebook (she rarely uses it).

I only really wanted to mention that the above lad was a prick and he knew I had feelings for this girl. But these are two statements unrelated to each other. He was genuinely a prick. I remember my female friends feeling uncomfortable around him. I mean I remember he snorted ket on my fucking coffee table without even asking. That's just plain rude. Glad I haven't seen him for months.
>> No. 408015 Anonymous
12th January 2017
Thursday 4:33 am
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>>408014

>said girl only really associates with me because she likes having a man pine over her but not reciprocating

This seems pretty common to me. I have a fairly flirty nature and I'm not subtle when it comes to displaying interest in someone, and this has led to many a woman who will push (or try to push) ridiculously far just to feel desired. It's often women who have been in relationships or marriage for a few years, presumably when the shine starts to wear off and they miss being in the honored guest of the sausage party.

Once I learned to identify it and stopped responding to it, I just enticed more and more of their attention, until they tried too hard and then I ended up in a rabbit hole of fucking married women. Girls are weird
>> No. 408017 Anonymous
12th January 2017
Thursday 7:09 am
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>>408014>>408015
One of my friends has always had lads fancying her, she's not unattractive but with her I'd say it was more to do with her personality than anything. Anyway, during our teen years I lost count of the number of lads she led on; she doesn't like letting people down or hurting their feelings, so instead of facing up to the awkward situation of having to let them know she wasn't interested she'd bury her head in the sand even though this was worse in the long run. Cowardice, really.
>> No. 408018 Anonymous
12th January 2017
Thursday 12:04 pm
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>>408014

> because she likes having a man pine over her but not reciprocating.

This is the worst fucking thing that can ever happen to you. Especially when you're really lovestruck about somebody. And then when somebody knows it and just plays with you or likes to keep you around as an ego boost.

It would be nice to think that that only happens when you're a teenlad, but I've seen it go down that way many a time in adulthood as well.

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>> No. 407986 Anonymous
10th January 2017
Tuesday 5:48 pm
407986 I'm becoming tired of the Internet.
It is almost completely made out of and made for people who have absolutely no clue about anything important but endlessly chat and talk and write about all this they have no competence for.

Endless chatter, like a huge ball of woman gossiping three-dimensionally with each other.

Be it politics or morals or news - even the mass media sites only talk and report endlessly
about stuff they have no real knowledge of but only hype and report one opinion after another.

Opinions, counter-opinions, counter-counter-opinions, how do you feel because of this and that,
what are your feelings about this, no, I feel otherwise, blablablablah

A decade ago I was in a big school and in the breaks between lessons the chatter of the
pupils was deafening, shouting, crying, gossiping, squeeking - only nonsense, loud, pointless
nonsense so loud you could not hear your own voice if you were not screaming.
The same happens today in the Internet, but only in written form.

Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>> No. 407992 Anonymous
10th January 2017
Tuesday 10:09 pm
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I'm of quite the opposite opinion, looked at objectively the level of discourse is much higher in imageboard-land compared to when I started my shitposting career in 2010 (seven years ago, already, fucking hell).

I would imagine the average age on here and the other place has gone up quite a bit since the old days.
>> No. 407993 Anonymous
11th January 2017
Wednesday 12:00 am
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it's very much the same in the real world
>> No. 408001 Anonymous
11th January 2017
Wednesday 3:29 am
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>>407992

Do we ever leave? I'm pretty sure everyone here has been here since the old days.
>> No. 408002 Anonymous
11th January 2017
Wednesday 3:51 am
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>>408001
No one ever leaves without making some nuisance.
>> No. 408016 Anonymous
12th January 2017
Thursday 4:36 am
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>>4080022

I'm imagining creating a thread saying goodbye forever to the .gs and getting sixteen bans and one reply saying "who are you again?"

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>> No. 407994 Anonymous
11th January 2017
Wednesday 1:58 am
407994 Snorting flour
Film student here. I need to snort some flour for a project. Is it as harmless as I think it will be, or will it be like the 7th ring of hell?
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>> No. 407995 Anonymous
11th January 2017
Wednesday 2:02 am
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>>407994
Have you googled? According to tarantino.info, you shouldn't use flour - evaporated milk looks better and is much less harmful.
>> No. 407996 Anonymous
11th January 2017
Wednesday 2:14 am
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>>407994
The damage from snorting coke doesn't come from the coke. You won't have the same high with flour but you still risk fucking up your nose. Pacino did baking soda in Scarface but he had trouble with his nasal passages for years afterward.
>> No. 407997 Anonymous
11th January 2017
Wednesday 3:00 am
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Talc or icing sugar would likely be the least harmful, and my guess is icing sugar is better because it'll dissolve more. It really depends how much you need to do - a couple of lines done over a few takes and everything will be fine, if you're planning on Pacino mountains you might have to be smarter.
>> No. 408003 Anonymous
11th January 2017
Wednesday 5:46 am
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Vitamin B powder.
>> No. 408006 Anonymous
11th January 2017
Wednesday 1:13 pm
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Just get some real drugs.

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>> No. 407533 Anonymous
25th December 2016
Sunday 11:29 pm
407533 George Michael (1963-2016)
Goodnight, sweet Prince.
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>> No. 407595 Anonymous
27th December 2016
Tuesday 12:52 pm
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>>407579

Well they've still got Christmas themed adverts on TV. Just yesterday I saw a few.

Are we to understand that they all didn't get the memo?
>> No. 407960 Anonymous
9th January 2017
Monday 1:46 am
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I don't mean to spit on George's grave, but Andrew Ridegway was an exceptionally talented musical artist and all around gayboy in more ways than one.
Wham! ain't dead yet, not by a long shot
>> No. 407961 Anonymous
9th January 2017
Monday 1:21 pm
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>>407960

> all around gayboy in more ways than one

I thought Andrew Ridgeley was the straight one of the two?
>> No. 407973 Anonymous
9th January 2017
Monday 6:11 pm
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If I scroll quickly past this thread on my phone the OP image looks like a cross between Ted and Fintan Stack.
>> No. 407974 Anonymous
9th January 2017
Monday 8:29 pm
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>>407973

SEE ME SEE ME SEE DI HIT MAN AH COME

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>> No. 407958 Anonymous
9th January 2017
Monday 1:37 am
407958 Congratulations
You are very special, .GS
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>> No. 407959 Anonymous
9th January 2017
Monday 1:45 am
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MY MUM SAYS I'M A SPECIAL BOY.
>> No. 407962 Anonymous
9th January 2017
Monday 1:22 pm
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>>407959

There, there.

Now put on your rubber helmet so the attendants can strap you into your chair.
>> No. 407964 Anonymous
9th January 2017
Monday 1:28 pm
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I predict the special relationship will be less Reagan/Thatcher and more Caesar and Cleopatra.
>> No. 407966 Anonymous
9th January 2017
Monday 1:45 pm
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>>407964

Stranger things have happened.
>> No. 407967 Anonymous
9th January 2017
Monday 1:51 pm
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>>407964

I'm thinking Ike and Tina.

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>> No. 407884 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 9:50 pm
407884 Bernd Locked
Harry Kim ist hier und wünscht euch allen frohes neues jahr !
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>> No. 407885 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 9:51 pm
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>>407884
You what m8?
>> No. 407886 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 9:51 pm
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>>407885
I think he is wishing us happy new year.
>> No. 407888 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 10:03 pm
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>>/zoo/ is for Krautchan refugees, friend Bernd.

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>> No. 407703 Anonymous
1st January 2017
Sunday 2:10 am
407703 I never once itched my back
anyone else?
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>> No. 407851 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 4:43 pm
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>>407849
Dead skin?
>> No. 407852 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 4:50 pm
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>>407849

Billions of trapped souls brushing past the interdimensional boundry, desperately spiraling into a deeper and deeper madness, as their quest for an afterlife becomes ever more forgotten.
>> No. 407855 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 4:56 pm
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>>407849>>407851

It's also good for things like shedding your winter fur, or removing parasites.
>> No. 407863 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 5:28 pm
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>>407855

> shedding your winter fur, or removing parasites

I suppose if you are a Neanderthal and live in a paleolithic cave, yes.
>> No. 407866 Anonymous
7th January 2017
Saturday 6:11 pm
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>>407863
But as >>407849 asked, that is essentially "the medical reason". Itches are mostly useless for us bald and clean humans, but have a real purpose in the rest of the animal kingdom.

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>> No. 407798 Anonymous
6th January 2017
Friday 9:17 am
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Hello, gentlemen. We are from 2ch and need your memes. Wouldn't you show them for us?
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>> No. 407800 Anonymous
6th January 2017
Friday 9:26 am
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>>407798
Nash Sovetskij Sojuz pokaraet
Ves' mir ot Evropy k Neve na vostok
Nad zemljoj vezde budut pet':
Stolica, vodka, Sovetskij medved' nash!
>> No. 407802 Anonymous
6th January 2017
Friday 9:35 am
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Mo4aaa! CoPeeee!
>> No. 407804 Anonymous
6th January 2017
Friday 10:02 am
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>>407798 hey boy wrong board
>> No. 407805 Anonymous
6th January 2017
Friday 11:02 am
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Пошел нахуй, гондон.
>> No. 407806 Anonymous
6th January 2017
Friday 11:03 am
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Hey boys I understand it's exciting to be Russian teenagers but please try to keep your foreign gibberish to >>>/zoo/

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