I know what you mean. Tick never stopped being fun, I just had to go to secondary school. Consider paintballing, maybe?

I expect a 'gym' or eventspace that facilitated this sort of thing would be very successful, at least for a short, heady time, much like escape rooms.

Be the change you want to see in the world, OP. Hire out a warehouse and charge hipsters £20 to play bulldog.

Iain Lee did this, in parks in London, a couple years back.

Join your local students' union.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugp0XXw_dzg

Pork is haram.

>>443718
yh i know??? why you tell me?

/b/ is a sfw board.

>>443720
Only because paedos want to lure kids to come here by pretending we're family friendly.

Post it in /x/, i wanna see what's so tasty.

>>443535
Why are the Argie bases so close to ours?

>>443537

>Why are the Argie bases so close to ours?

Have they learned nothing.

>>443538
>Belgrano II

Shame it isn't on the ice shelf, it could do with sinking.

Punch arseholes

Not being gay, I think it would be fantastic to do a casserole

>>443559
Oh that bass line reminds me of this

>>443113
It's just started working again. I posted this, picked up my phone and the little yellow warning sign on my laptop went away. Please, I'm not mentally healthy enough to handle these kinds of coincidences.

I'm concerned I might have Sopite Syndrome.

>>443114
You're welcome, mate.

My weekend breakfasts really have to stop. By the time I've eaten, washed up and watched something it's well into the afternoon.

>>443113
>>443114
I had the same problem this morning which fixed itself when I restarted the laptop. Not the modem, the laptop. That may seem normal but my phone had also lost internet access that came back to life when I restarted the laptop.

Magnets innit.

I think I've been out in the sun too long; I've got a headache now.

That was a nice massive meal. The cigarette after the meal even made me a bit lightheaded. A good feeling that I miss.

>>443306
Stop buying that over priced rubbish from Tescos, and buy from the ethnic shops. Those rice imports are much better.

>>443334
My Asian friend swears by Tilda, that's good enough for me.

>>443334

>Stop buying that over priced rubbish from Tescos, and buy from the ethnic shops. Those rice imports are much better.

A lot of the rice products in this country look very ethnic but are often american rice with a little indian lad printed on the pack by a british importer. That doesn't mean it's bad (californian and italian grown short grain rice is often better than japanese sushi rice) but I suppose it's worth checking the pack.

Come on lads, it is long grain rice or bust. Leave the useless short grain rice for risottos.

>>443279
There's a igloo nearby that has a muezzin, so by proxy? Dunno, the lad does a good job and and least it doesn't sound like they used a recording.

>>443334
I don't want to shill for brands, but I found that what Tesco or whatever supermarket sells in your area on the "ethnic" isle also shows up in local shops. Big Industry, innit? I grew up with the boil-and-strain method for rice, which is unversally acceptableaweful (if only because you can save energy doing it properly), learned about "tahdig" from family. I can make rice palatable, but some rice is so dodgy even a rice cooker couldn't rescue it.

>>443212

Maybe they want an average? I assumed there'd be something viscous on the inside to catch insects but pollen makes as much sense.

>>443210
>The QR codes will be for an internal index, not just for random phones to read.
But all QR codes can be read? Unless OP just means he thought it was broken when he didn't get a URL.

>>443212

>You wouldn't just leave some tubes out to monitor air quality because you will only, at best, be able to determine an average.

They do exactly this at most airports I have access to, they look exactly the same but are a bit smaller. They are labelled explaining they're monitoring air quality, presumably because people kept reporting them as suspicious. I suppose it makes more sense to want an average air quality on a commercial airfield than a london parkland, though.

>>443232

The commercial airfield probably has cleaner air than most parks in central London. I'd like to make a more definite statement, but the London Mayor's Office have turned their website black-and-white in tribute to HRH Phil, rendering the official air quality map completely illegible.

A quick google gave me air quality monitoring:
https://www.somersetcountygazette.co.uk/news/14636331.mysterious-object-attached-to-a-taunton-lamppost-is-an-air-quality-monitoring-device/

They use multiple methods for redundancy and to see different spans of time. That still seems a little wrong to me but I suppose it's easier to stick a test tube somewhere for ad hoc look at how bad traffic pollution is on a given street.

>>439710

>how many women are really going to latch on to an otherwise undesirable man just because he has a big thick cock?

Skinny wierdo with a massive cock here: Not many. There are some size queens who'll go for it, but the thing is they have to know you have a massive cock, so of course, you have to warm them up far enough to be receptive to a shag before you can use your endowment as leverage in the first place. It's a catch 22.

My pet theory is that he has a belting sense of humour. My experience has always supported the idea that if you can make a girl laugh, you can probably get in her pants, so combine that with a bit of the "important and powerful" factor and it's no surprise he can pull.

I mean look at Bozza. He's loaded, but he's also some kind of mutant albino ape that was mistakenly sent to Eton.

>>439731

>My pet theory is that he has a belting sense of humour.

As someone who has been unfortunate enough to witness his piss-poor attempt at standup, I think you need a new theory.

>>439732

This is an unfair test, I'm funny enough in normal conversation to trick girls into sleeping with me, but I'd similarly fucking bomb on stage, it's a totally different thing, I'd be awful.

The fact that he's up there at all proves at least a couple of people have said the universally dull line "you should do stand up!". The only difference is because he's got a politicians ego, he actually listened.

>>439684
I know a guy (some people would describe us as best friends, but I'm uncomfortable calling him a friend at all; that's how awful he is) and he has this skill. I've seen him do it. It's not even about approaching women; they approach him. He says there are lots of tricks involving body language, and where to stand in the room, and so on, but he is a compulsive liar and mentally unwell and I certainly haven't learnt any of these tips from him, so I suspect his seduction powers come down entirely to what I think he has: hoe-dar. It's like gaydar for hoes. His catastrophic insecurity and spiritual weakness have the upside of letting him sense those things in other people. Sometimes he has claimed, outlandishly, that he can seduce anyone, and when I pick a random stranger, the response is invariably, "No, not her. How about her over there? Look at all her tattoos and piercings. I bet she's fantastic." Because he can see that she is the sort who responds well to his twattery, while most women despise him.

Hoe-dar: it's gaydar for hoes. Feel free to share this concept with your friends.

>>443007
FUCK the only reason I replied to this thread at all is so I can post the incredibly depressing image that describes my life perfectly, and then I forgot to add it. It's unrelated to what I just said, but it describes how I feel about my life peaking, absolutely perfectly.

1) The box's name changes every time, but it always means "sage". My box right now says "Whinge".
2) Dunno
3) Have you been banned from 4chan too? Piss off. This is a comfy(ish) place, and 4chan's /qa/ board is the absolute worst board on the site and should be deleted. You clearly come from there, and this is why you need to piss off.

>>442978

1) it sages
2) It is a broken delete post button mostly, but also a report button.
3) /iq/ is for any meaningful conversations about this website. Shed is for trying to see if you can get entire nations range banned because you took 'the wrong side' in an argument.

>>442979
play nice, people need to learn. I'm tired of it just being only you an me fighting all the time searchfag.

This site uses some "unusual" terms but all the controls should be in a reasonably familiar place. You can tick to sage (mine is "Sageru" right now, firmly ticked).

You cannot delete your posts without a very clear interstitial message popping up informing you of what you're about to do, no need to be concerned there. I'm an /A/ poster and kind of relied on that feature, saved passwords broke recently.

Any sensible topic is fair game, though try to keep them to the relevant boards. I assume most people use /sfw/ or /*/, so it's more like a post tag than anything else.

>>442813
Aye amme saurri, but that's not French.

>>442818

Ouelle, zat is fine wiz me, but seriously, do finish them all then.

Also, because I've decided to properly invade you, I shall now perform the French dark arts to convert you:

Take a leek, bell pepper (colour left to you), and onion.

Dice the onion and let it simmer into butter in a pan. Cover it with a full cover so that no water leaves.

While it simmers, cut the leek's edge (the green part), then cross cut it lengthwise and dice it. Dice the bell pepper as well.

Throw all in the pan, and take out the chicken, which you will then dice in bouchées (roughly the size of entering your mouth without hassle).

At this point, your onions/leek/pepper should've entirely been cooked by their own water + the taste of buttery onion. You can then decide how brown you want them, by taking the cover off or not, if you don't want it brown at all, just throw the chicken in immediately, otherwise, let the humidity leave until you think it's all browned adequately.

Once all your ingredients are in, salt and pepper as desired. I advise some Herbes de Provence as a support, thyme, or perhaps basel. Do not hesitate to go quite hard with the pepper as the next ingredient will neuter it somewhat, but the salt is already present in the leek (salty taste, at least), so don't go too wild.

Lastly, after the chicken has started getting cooked on all sides, take out your crème fraîche from the fridge, add a solid ball of it (think a spheric shape the size of on a soup spoon).

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>>442860
Yeah OK but at what point do I add the frogs and the snails?

>>442861
When you're sick of the chicken, obviously.

Snail meat is a delicacy, it is tender, tasty, unique. Do not mix with cream.

Frogs legs are eaten, but not the rest. The taste isn't so different from chicken itself. I've never tried it yet, but I did have well prepared snails and that is an exceptional taste, especially with good herbs.

Could not give less of a shit.

>>442649
First of all, how fucking dare you make a post this poorly formatted.

Second, this is a worksafe board. If you have questions of this nature I'm sure the pornography historian-in-chief over at /x/ could help. Until such time as you you learn how to post and where, fuck off.

>>442539
Reminds me of the Suebian knot or Norman haircut, you really need to back it up with some kind of swordsmanship or horse riding ability.

>>442540

Add samurai topknots to that list.

Generally you can make anything look silly if you are a deeply mediocre looking person trying to incorporate some eccentric aesthetic.

>>442541

> Generally you can make anything look silly if you are a deeply mediocre looking person trying to incorporate some eccentric aesthetic.


It's all about deciding how pretentious you want to be.

People get tattoos for all sorts of reasons, but part of me wonders what it says to someone else who has had similar experiences to someone, is perfectly open about their experiences when asked or it becomes relevant, but doesn't have the tattoos of their counterpart who does. It also seems strange to me people having tattoos about their life experiences on display, and then getting very cagey when asked about them.

>>442612

> It also seems strange to me people having tattoos about their life experiences on display, and then getting very cagey when asked about them.

It's because they mainly did it for themselves, and not for everyone to ask about that tattoo's siginificance.

What I've always found a bit tacky is people having tattoos of the names of their children and the date of birth. I may be wrong, but it seems to me like you only see that on decidedly lower-class people, often concomitant with exaggerated tribals.