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>> ID: 7389f1 No. 13515 Anonymous
10th December 2015
Thursday 8:44 pm

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13515 Silly Sausage Thread
Ban appeals, supplication and fry-ups.
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>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14374 Anonymous
20th December 2017
Wednesday 12:08 am

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>>14373
Mods are fallible humans and don't have as much time to spend on deciding whether or not to place a ban as you have while languishing and waiting for a ban to expire, going over and over why you feel it was unjust.
It's nice that you thought to wait for it to expire but there's not much point in waiting if your complaint is something reasonable and thought out. It's a bit late for us to do anything about it now.
>> ID: be1393 No. 14375 Anonymous
20th December 2017
Wednesday 12:36 am

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>>14374

My key point is one of criticism that I think rule enforcement is over zealous, I didn't want it to be seen as ban evading just to attack the moderation.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14376 Anonymous
20th December 2017
Wednesday 1:05 am

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One, the whole argument about kiddie fiddling discussion is one we've been over many, many times so bigger bans get handed out for it because it's not as though you're likely to have not seen it before. Two, you're smart enough to get around the ban if you want to, so unless it's long, it's not much more than a temporary inconvenience.
>> ID: a7fb53 No. 14377 Anonymous
20th December 2017
Wednesday 1:46 am

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Honestly, the reason we ban anything that even sort of looks like pro paedoism is that there's a group of people who will jump on anything that looks like support for their cause, and it gets bad, quickly. You might've been caught in the crossfire,but it was for a reason.

Just be glad you didn't get a months ban for a spelling mistake like the good old days.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> ID: a7fb53 No. 14378 Anonymous
21st December 2017
Thursday 8:46 am

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>>14377

You bastard.
>> ID: 4260c9 No. 14379 Anonymous
21st December 2017
Thursday 2:21 pm

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>>14378
It wasn't my ban, but I think that was an incorrect hyphenation, entirely justified.


(sageru for sarcasm)
>> ID: a7fb53 No. 14380 Anonymous
21st December 2017
Thursday 8:33 pm

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>>14379

His ban reason was "what's". I'm just disappointed.

Sage for meta ban discussion in the ban thread.
>> ID: ec87c5 No. 14405 Anonymous
9th January 2018
Tuesday 8:32 pm

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Isn't a year long ban a bit much? You silly mod.

I'm sure your mum's got a bigger cock than you.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> ID: 3b02ea No. 14435 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 12:08 am

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>Cheers for the factoid, Reddit.

I feel I was entirely justified in posting that. His insight was irrelevant to the discussion and entirely missed the jab at Americans obsessed with the Troubles from a distance - ironically himself engaging in whataboutism.

Why reddit? Because it was a worthless comment that would be seen on the popular website 'Reddit' to attract 'karma' in that smug undergrad confidence that desperately needs to be beaten down by the world. It is one of the reasons why the site does not work.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddit

Furthermore, 'fresh off the boat'? Yeah, sure thing. I know you've always wanted to keep .gs tidy but I think you cocked up here.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> ID: 3995f6 No. 14436 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 12:27 am

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>>14435
Bloody hell what a scab picking self-torturing moaner you are, hope you get banned every time you post.
>> ID: 55ef49 No. 14437 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 1:12 am

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>>14435
Good grief.
>> ID: 76955d No. 14438 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 8:04 am

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>>14435

You're embarrassing yourself.
>> ID: 2082fa No. 14439 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 9:13 am

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>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14440 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 2:22 pm

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>>14435
You call that supplication?
>> ID: 1c3d9b No. 14441 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 4:27 pm

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>>14435
You'll soon learn not to mock Reddit on here best beloved. Most of the mods and a good chunk of the users here are secretly poster boys for that foul den of emasculation and me-tooism.
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14443 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 5:08 pm

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>>14441
Calling something or someone "reddit" is not mocking reddit, it's harbouring a gale force cognitive dissonance and projetile vomiting it when you feel insecure. Forum wars can fuck off.
>> ID: 76955d No. 14444 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 6:37 pm

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>>14441

That reminds me, what happened to us getting post voting here?
>> ID: 1c3d9b No. 14445 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 1:28 am

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>>14444

Maroon can't code beyond a handful of JS and CSS which doesn't even stop youtube videos from being force-loaded in the background even if you've set "text links only" or "no embedding" in /o/.

It's the same reason there's still no HTTPS and recycle.php is still riddled with SQL injection bugs.
>> ID: e3757a No. 14446 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 3:07 am

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>>14445

Are you asking people here on the site to help out? There's plenty of people here who do software. I'm sure there'd be worries/concerns about trust or security - letting outsider(s) at the PHP - but a solution can probably be found.
>> ID: d896de No. 14448 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 4:57 pm

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>>14445
Mate you don't know what I can and can't code. I can see why you'd level such an accusation because those problems are completely trivial to fix. I was definitely guilty of lethargy in the past but I've not had server access since 2016.
>> ID: 2d2275 No. 14449 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 5:47 pm

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>>14444

Datalounge has a "Wit and Wisdom" feature where you can click "WW" on someone's post and they'll get a notification saying "1 person liked your post" or however many people liked it. It's just a nice feature and everyone's anonymous and only the poster can see how many likes it got so it doesn't lead to people posting lowest-common denominator stuff in a quest for likes. It's just nice to receive the notification or click "WW" when you'd only have something as inane to say as "lol" or "+1".
>> ID: 76955d No. 14450 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 6:18 pm

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>>14445>>14448

I don't know what's going on here but it feels very Jeremy Kyle.
>> ID: 76955d No. 14451 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 6:22 pm

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>>14449

That does sound nice. I don't feel like even a visible +1 here would pervert the posting styles of people, though that might just be me romanticising .gs again. Maybe something daft like getting a gold star after a decent number of votes would work, especially if the stars were really shite looking ones or 2nd class stamps. If nothing else it'd serve as a way to highlight posts of the year.
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14452 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 6:56 pm

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>>14450
On Today's Show: Human Dairylea Triangle with out of date "knowledge" attempting to discredit the show because he's gay and impotentbanned from the chipshop; lie detector results after the break.

To answer your query more directly, imagine being stalked by a vulnerable lad, who you supported, who got banned from the local chipshop for telling school kids to go kill themselves. He follows you home one day, overhears you talking to your Nan on the phone while on the bus and assumes it's your Mum and then screams "you're mum has a cock, she's not a real woman" at you all the way home, then every time you leave the house, then outside your work and outside your toilet cubicle in the works lav and via email for 10 years. Finally, your patience runs out. Then, that same person comes into your work looking for your manager to make a complaint about you because you eventually reported him to the police and now he wants you fired for not being professional. "Dealing with my shit is your job!", he screams, but you haven't been in support for years. He doesn't know that, he can never know that, because he snorts bath salts and his short term memory is ruined. You understand he will never escape this hellscape, so to try and placate him you negotiate with the chipshop on his behalf but as soon as he gets back in he calls the lass behind the counter a cumdumpster and gets banned again.

That is daftlad in a nutshell.
>> ID: b73876 No. 14453 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 7:05 pm

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>>14450

But at de en ov da dae this sites interface iz starting to look a bit shite. It needs some serious overhaul to make it mobile friendly.
>> ID: 76955d No. 14454 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 7:23 pm

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>>14452

I get the sense you're making a very direct metaphor but I'm still confused. Is this what I get for not lurking the IRC anymore?

also why do I keep seeing really shitty posts from yank IPs? Is it Piers Morgan again?
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14455 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 7:36 pm

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>>14454
>Piers is the biggest shitposter on .gs
This explains everything, but no it's probably paedo/lab/. I'm sure he is a yank.
>> ID: 76955d No. 14457 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 7:45 pm

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>>14455

That'd account for the sizeable chip on his shoulder.

At least Piers would have more variety.
>> ID: 4acf97 No. 14458 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 9:41 pm

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>>14454

The IRC has somehow actually died by now. It's almost a shame.
>> ID: 052d44 No. 14468 Anonymous
24th February 2018
Saturday 10:31 pm

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>>13875

>[website] is not a democracy.

When you find yourself typing these words, it's time to go and have a breath of fresh air, and evaluate your priorities in life.

Anyway I'm just posting here to apologise to Tubby McLard-Mod whom I have evidently offended. Sorry lad, I didn't mean to, but it's not my fault you're a fat sack of shit.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14469 Anonymous
24th February 2018
Saturday 10:39 pm

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>>14468
>priorities in life.
Ironic, really.
>> ID: 2dc476 No. 14470 Anonymous
24th February 2018
Saturday 10:49 pm

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>>14468

When you get an hour long ban with the reason simply written as 'fat shaming', when you're gabbing on in a thread about fat shaming, and take it seriously, I don't even know what to say.
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14471 Anonymous
24th February 2018
Saturday 10:58 pm

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>>14470
>I don't even know what to say.
TIGER STYLE!
>> ID: 2082fa No. 14472 Anonymous
24th February 2018
Saturday 11:01 pm

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>>14470
There speaks the voice of thin privilege.
>> ID: 2dc476 No. 14473 Anonymous
24th February 2018
Saturday 11:05 pm

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>>14472

Represent! Chop his head off, kid
>> ID: 27831a No. 14474 Anonymous
25th February 2018
Sunday 2:31 am

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>>14468
>7th July 2016
Why, yes, quibbling over that post was a brilliant idea.
>> ID: 2dc476 No. 14475 Anonymous
25th February 2018
Sunday 3:14 am

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>>14474

He was just here to whinge about an hour long joke ban.
>> ID: e5a87a No. 14483 Anonymous
25th February 2018
Sunday 5:58 pm

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Wow you lot are still patting yourselves on the back over banning someone that was blatantly asking for it?

I think the word is T R I G G E R E D
>> ID: 2082fa No. 14486 Anonymous
25th February 2018
Sunday 6:50 pm

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>>14483
>blatantly asking for it

Quit victim blaming.
>> ID: 2dc476 No. 14487 Anonymous
25th February 2018
Sunday 7:00 pm

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>>14483

He wasn't asking for it, again, he got a joke ban. A ONE HOUR BAN that he still felt the need to whinge about. It was not a real ban, which is why it's funny.

Get educated mate
>> ID: be1393 No. 14488 Anonymous
26th February 2018
Monday 1:20 am

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>>14487

I have always found comedy bans lose their charm right around the time that you have written a long post hit send and then all of that effort is lost to the void when the nanny bint appears. Much like bullying and other abuses of power, the victim rarely sees the funny side of it.
>> ID: e5a87a No. 14489 Anonymous
26th February 2018
Monday 1:33 am

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>>14487

I mean I do laugh at a joke ban but the real funny part here is that obviously the fat thing has hit a nerve.
>> ID: 2dc476 No. 14490 Anonymous
26th February 2018
Monday 2:49 am

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>>14489

It really didn't though
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14491 Anonymous
26th February 2018
Monday 3:23 am

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>>14489
All the mods are skinny twink boys with tight arses... trust me.
>> ID: e3757a No. 14496 Anonymous
27th February 2018
Tuesday 9:14 am

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>>14491
I would like to learn more & to subscribe to your newsletter.

(On a side note, when is the britfa underground gay collective - who I know exist here, at least at some hours of the day - going to get /y/ going again? InCase-posting-lad, we have the exact same tastes.)
>> ID: 9f45c1 No. 14497 Anonymous
27th February 2018
Tuesday 12:06 pm

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>>14491
How many have you pissed in?
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14498 Anonymous
27th February 2018
Tuesday 1:07 pm

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>>14496
>britfa underground gay collective
The gay illuminati? Some say, you can invoke their majesty by pissing through a sock into a post box while standing in the East corner of the room facing the North Star. Wealth and prosperity await for those brave enough to dream.
>> ID: c563fa No. 14499 Anonymous
27th February 2018
Tuesday 2:33 pm

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>>14498

It's called the gay agenda, numbnuts. Conspiracy theory 101.
>> ID: 566e89 No. 14500 Anonymous
27th February 2018
Tuesday 2:42 pm

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>>14498
They're called the bumderati.
>> ID: 326ba2 No. 14501 Anonymous
27th February 2018
Tuesday 5:55 pm

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>>14500

We prefer the term glitterati, because we are faaaaaaaabulous.

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