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>> ID: 7389f1 No. 13515 Anonymous
10th December 2015
Thursday 8:44 pm

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13515 Silly Sausage Thread
Ban appeals, supplication and fry-ups.
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>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14168 Anonymous
30th April 2017
Sunday 7:40 pm

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>>14167
You were banned for shitposting in /emo/.
>> ID: 2082fa No. 14169 Anonymous
30th April 2017
Sunday 7:58 pm

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>>14168
I'm all for keeping /emo/ free of cunt-offs and cuntery, but I'd have thought that, when the discussion drifts towards mobile phones and rape, that's the opportune time to reference the lad from here who went on trial for rubbing his iPhone against his infant daughters fanny and couldn't see what he'd done wrong.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14171 Anonymous
30th April 2017
Sunday 8:52 pm

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>>14169
Perhaps you should have reported the posts drifting towards mobile phones and rape instead of joining in. Regardless, ban lifted.
>> ID: d80efc No. 14172 Anonymous
2nd May 2017
Tuesday 5:04 pm

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>>14171

Same deal, I was a silly shitposting sausage may I have my Emo priviliages back? post >>/emo/24859
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14173 Anonymous
2nd May 2017
Tuesday 5:26 pm

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>>14172
Yes but only if you promise to learn to spell privileges.
>> ID: db1008 No. 14174 Anonymous
2nd May 2017
Tuesday 5:32 pm

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>>14172
Privily Argh-Jess.
>> ID: 80b2bd No. 14175 Anonymous
3rd May 2017
Wednesday 12:14 am

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Since everyone's begging, can I have access to /emo/ too? I really need to help the stupid balding woman.
>> ID: ba9334 No. 14358 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 4:00 pm

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Modlad, why did I get banned for a post from 13th of September? I don't even remember making that post, but in any case, isn't it a bit heavy-handed to give me a 2 week ban for basically nothing? Do you hate Christmas?
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14359 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 4:25 pm

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>>14358
You seem to be getting around it just fine. Which makes it tricky to tell which ban was you, should someone deign to remove it.
>> ID: 07bf4a No. 14360 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 4:40 pm

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>>14359
I'm surprised foreign IPs are not ban. I thought we had a great wall and all.

Anyway Scrooge, why is it difficult to tell which one I am? Have you gone a banning spree again? Where's your Christmas spirit?

>You have been banned from posting on all boards for the following reason:

>Naw lad >>/b/412762

>Your ban was placed on December 1, 2017, 3:28 pm, and will expire on December 15, 2017, 3:28 pm.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14361 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 4:58 pm

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>>14360
>why is it difficult to tell which one I am?
Are you blind?
>> ID: d2f0f2 No. 14362 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 5:39 pm

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>>14358

Paedos are attracted to any talk of legitimising their criminal disorder whether it's a joke or not, we've had a couple of persistant ones in the past. Like nonce moths to a child.
>> ID: 620217 No. 14363 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 7:39 pm

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>>14362
Not either of them, but I'm curious as to what you think handing out two-week bans for obviously-jokey posts almost three months after the fact is supposed to achieve. I'm all for shutting down anything that's going to attract the crabs as and when it happens, but this seemed a bit like trying to lock the stable door after the farm has long since fallen into the sea.
>> ID: 18220f No. 14364 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 7:46 pm

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>>14362

>nonce moths to a child

Alright, Chris!

>>14363

Alright, nonce!
>> ID: da4720 No. 14365 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 8:00 pm

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>>14362
So... No chance of lifting the ban then?
>> ID: 01d591 No. 14366 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 8:07 pm

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>>14362

Mods will be first up against the wall when the peado revolution comes!
>> ID: 01d591 No. 14367 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 8:07 pm

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>>14362

Mods will be first up against the wall when the peado revolution comes!
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14368 Anonymous
1st December 2017
Friday 9:14 pm

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>>14365
I didn't notice the post date when I placed the bans, so I'll take them off. >>14363 makes a fair point.
>> ID: c041d0 No. 14369 Anonymous
2nd December 2017
Saturday 5:49 pm

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>>14368

Are you implying there's another mod here?
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14370 Anonymous
2nd December 2017
Saturday 6:26 pm

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>>14369

What?
>> ID: be1393 No. 14373 Anonymous
20th December 2017
Wednesday 12:04 am

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I hope you respect that I have waited for my ban to expire before I made this post.

But I feel like the pedophobia here is becoming a witch hunt.

Calling someone for making moral absolutist statements is not the same thing as promoting nonces. It was such an obvious point I was making that that someone else made the exact same point with the exact same example after my post was removed.

This post is obviously mostly fuelled by bitterness of being singled out for punishment, and I'd have prefer it was handled differently, but it failed as a deterrent and preventing conversation from moving in that direction anyway. I'd like that at the very least be considered in how to handle such situations in future. Even if the solution is just to delete a post and have a mod make a comment after to sign post to others "danger 'ere be dragons" that would stop the conversation heading that way anyway like it did this time.

Moan tickbox ticked for moan.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14374 Anonymous
20th December 2017
Wednesday 12:08 am

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>>14373
Mods are fallible humans and don't have as much time to spend on deciding whether or not to place a ban as you have while languishing and waiting for a ban to expire, going over and over why you feel it was unjust.
It's nice that you thought to wait for it to expire but there's not much point in waiting if your complaint is something reasonable and thought out. It's a bit late for us to do anything about it now.
>> ID: be1393 No. 14375 Anonymous
20th December 2017
Wednesday 12:36 am

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>>14374

My key point is one of criticism that I think rule enforcement is over zealous, I didn't want it to be seen as ban evading just to attack the moderation.
>> ID: ec74d0 No. 14376 Anonymous
20th December 2017
Wednesday 1:05 am

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One, the whole argument about kiddie fiddling discussion is one we've been over many, many times so bigger bans get handed out for it because it's not as though you're likely to have not seen it before. Two, you're smart enough to get around the ban if you want to, so unless it's long, it's not much more than a temporary inconvenience.
>> ID: a7fb53 No. 14377 Anonymous
20th December 2017
Wednesday 1:46 am

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Honestly, the reason we ban anything that even sort of looks like pro paedoism is that there's a group of people who will jump on anything that looks like support for their cause, and it gets bad, quickly. You might've been caught in the crossfire,but it was for a reason.

Just be glad you didn't get a months ban for a spelling mistake like the good old days.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> ID: a7fb53 No. 14378 Anonymous
21st December 2017
Thursday 8:46 am

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>>14377

You bastard.
>> ID: 4260c9 No. 14379 Anonymous
21st December 2017
Thursday 2:21 pm

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>>14378
It wasn't my ban, but I think that was an incorrect hyphenation, entirely justified.


(sageru for sarcasm)
>> ID: a7fb53 No. 14380 Anonymous
21st December 2017
Thursday 8:33 pm

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>>14379

His ban reason was "what's". I'm just disappointed.

Sage for meta ban discussion in the ban thread.
>> ID: ec87c5 No. 14405 Anonymous
9th January 2018
Tuesday 8:32 pm

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Isn't a year long ban a bit much? You silly mod.

I'm sure your mum's got a bigger cock than you.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> ID: 3b02ea No. 14435 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 12:08 am

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>Cheers for the factoid, Reddit.

I feel I was entirely justified in posting that. His insight was irrelevant to the discussion and entirely missed the jab at Americans obsessed with the Troubles from a distance - ironically himself engaging in whataboutism.

Why reddit? Because it was a worthless comment that would be seen on the popular website 'Reddit' to attract 'karma' in that smug undergrad confidence that desperately needs to be beaten down by the world. It is one of the reasons why the site does not work.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddit

Furthermore, 'fresh off the boat'? Yeah, sure thing. I know you've always wanted to keep .gs tidy but I think you cocked up here.

(A good day to you Sir!)
>> ID: 3995f6 No. 14436 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 12:27 am

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>>14435
Bloody hell what a scab picking self-torturing moaner you are, hope you get banned every time you post.
>> ID: 55ef49 No. 14437 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 1:12 am

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>>14435
Good grief.
>> ID: 76955d No. 14438 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 8:04 am

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>>14435

You're embarrassing yourself.
>> ID: 2082fa No. 14439 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 9:13 am

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>>14435
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14440 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 2:22 pm

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>>14435
You call that supplication?
>> ID: 1c3d9b No. 14441 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 4:27 pm

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>>14435
You'll soon learn not to mock Reddit on here best beloved. Most of the mods and a good chunk of the users here are secretly poster boys for that foul den of emasculation and me-tooism.
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14443 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 5:08 pm

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>>14441
Calling something or someone "reddit" is not mocking reddit, it's harbouring a gale force cognitive dissonance and projetile vomiting it when you feel insecure. Forum wars can fuck off.
>> ID: 76955d No. 14444 Anonymous
11th February 2018
Sunday 6:37 pm

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>>14441

That reminds me, what happened to us getting post voting here?
>> ID: 1c3d9b No. 14445 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 1:28 am

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>>14444

Maroon can't code beyond a handful of JS and CSS which doesn't even stop youtube videos from being force-loaded in the background even if you've set "text links only" or "no embedding" in /o/.

It's the same reason there's still no HTTPS and recycle.php is still riddled with SQL injection bugs.
>> ID: e3757a No. 14446 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 3:07 am

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>>14445

Are you asking people here on the site to help out? There's plenty of people here who do software. I'm sure there'd be worries/concerns about trust or security - letting outsider(s) at the PHP - but a solution can probably be found.
>> ID: d896de No. 14448 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 4:57 pm

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>>14445
Mate you don't know what I can and can't code. I can see why you'd level such an accusation because those problems are completely trivial to fix. I was definitely guilty of lethargy in the past but I've not had server access since 2016.
>> ID: 2d2275 No. 14449 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 5:47 pm

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>>14444

Datalounge has a "Wit and Wisdom" feature where you can click "WW" on someone's post and they'll get a notification saying "1 person liked your post" or however many people liked it. It's just a nice feature and everyone's anonymous and only the poster can see how many likes it got so it doesn't lead to people posting lowest-common denominator stuff in a quest for likes. It's just nice to receive the notification or click "WW" when you'd only have something as inane to say as "lol" or "+1".
>> ID: 76955d No. 14450 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 6:18 pm

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>>14445>>14448

I don't know what's going on here but it feels very Jeremy Kyle.
>> ID: 76955d No. 14451 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 6:22 pm

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>>14449

That does sound nice. I don't feel like even a visible +1 here would pervert the posting styles of people, though that might just be me romanticising .gs again. Maybe something daft like getting a gold star after a decent number of votes would work, especially if the stars were really shite looking ones or 2nd class stamps. If nothing else it'd serve as a way to highlight posts of the year.
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14452 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 6:56 pm

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>>14450
On Today's Show: Human Dairylea Triangle with out of date "knowledge" attempting to discredit the show because he's gay and impotentbanned from the chipshop; lie detector results after the break.

To answer your query more directly, imagine being stalked by a vulnerable lad, who you supported, who got banned from the local chipshop for telling school kids to go kill themselves. He follows you home one day, overhears you talking to your Nan on the phone while on the bus and assumes it's your Mum and then screams "you're mum has a cock, she's not a real woman" at you all the way home, then every time you leave the house, then outside your work and outside your toilet cubicle in the works lav and via email for 10 years. Finally, your patience runs out. Then, that same person comes into your work looking for your manager to make a complaint about you because you eventually reported him to the police and now he wants you fired for not being professional. "Dealing with my shit is your job!", he screams, but you haven't been in support for years. He doesn't know that, he can never know that, because he snorts bath salts and his short term memory is ruined. You understand he will never escape this hellscape, so to try and placate him you negotiate with the chipshop on his behalf but as soon as he gets back in he calls the lass behind the counter a cumdumpster and gets banned again.

That is daftlad in a nutshell.
>> ID: b73876 No. 14453 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 7:05 pm

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>>14450

But at de en ov da dae this sites interface iz starting to look a bit shite. It needs some serious overhaul to make it mobile friendly.
>> ID: 76955d No. 14454 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 7:23 pm

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>>14452

I get the sense you're making a very direct metaphor but I'm still confused. Is this what I get for not lurking the IRC anymore?

also why do I keep seeing really shitty posts from yank IPs? Is it Piers Morgan again?
>> ID: 3a8b5e No. 14455 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 7:36 pm

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>>14454
>Piers is the biggest shitposter on .gs
This explains everything, but no it's probably paedo/lab/. I'm sure he is a yank.
>> ID: 76955d No. 14457 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 7:45 pm

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>>14455

That'd account for the sizeable chip on his shoulder.

At least Piers would have more variety.
>> ID: 4acf97 No. 14458 Anonymous
12th February 2018
Monday 9:41 pm

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>>14454

The IRC has somehow actually died by now. It's almost a shame.

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